你是被“分配”呢？还是拖后腿呢？
[You are distribution? Or dragging?]
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卢健生：大开眼界。
[An eye-opener.]
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小野妹子学吐槽：岛国一小哥冰雪聪明，看瑜伽球没地方收纳，就怼到了天花板角落里...就是有时候抬头会吓一跳[允悲]
[Brother island a small ice snow cleverness, yoga ball no place to receive, Dui onto the ceiling in the corner... Is sometimes looked up a frightallow sad]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【老夫妻曾在房内被烧死 美女主播欲租房从一细节推测凶宅】近日，一高学历美女主播正在四处找出租屋，看中其中一间装潢很棒的楼套房↓↓却意外得知该处曾发生火灾，且还有一对夫妻被烧死↓↓虽没有实地看房，但女主播从隔壁楼房这一细节发现此为凶宅↓↓tRKUVCL
[The old couple were burnt to death in the room Female anchors to rent from a detail that haunted 】 recently, high degree female anchors are looking for bed and take a fancy to one of the decoration great floor suites left left accidentally learned that there was a fire, and there are a pair of husband and wife were burned left left isnt showing, but reporter from the next building this detail found the haunted as left left tRKUVCL]
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微博位置：瑞士的一个湖畔小镇Lungern,静谧而美好tRaFjIC tRWJvAc
[A Swiss Lungern lake town, quiet and beautiful tRaFjIC tRWJvAc]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo
南方都市报：【山东乐陵名初二学生因成绩不好被劝退 教育局：严重违规】山东乐陵市江山国际学校，对初二年级近名学生统一做出劝退决定。“老师就跟我说，你就别上学了，上学也是干花钱，就把我给劝退了，我没犯错，没打架什么的。”被劝退学生告诉记者，学校后六十名学生被劝退都是因为成绩不好。学生家长告诉...全文： m.weibo
[【 LeLing teenager students in shandong was stop because of poor grades of education serious misconduct 】 shandong laoling jiangshan international school, on the second day grade nearly students united make the decision to stop. The teacher said to me, you dont go to school, the school also do spend money, took me to stop, I dont make mistakes, no fighting or something. Stop student tells a reporter, students after school was stop because of the bad grades. Students parents tell... The full text m. eibo]
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猫扑：这个男人患有渐冻症，最后选择了安乐死，在妻子的陪伴下他安然离去，BBC记录下了这整个过程。生命有时候就是这么让人无奈，没有什么比死亡更让人无能为力......... tRKUDcv
[The man with gradually frozen disorder, finally chose euthanasia, in the company of his wife he was gone, the BBC recorded the whole process. Sometimes life is so let a person helpless, there is nothing more than death to let a person helpless... tRKUDcv]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻# 【IIHS新成绩：丰田Avalon获“优+”评价】近日，美国公路安全保险协会（IIHS）公布了丰田Avalon的碰撞成绩。经过测试，丰田Avalon在碰撞细分项目中拿下全优成绩，同时在前部防碰撞系统的评价中同样获得“优”评，在加上获得“良”评的儿童座椅接口易用度以及前大灯照明效果，最终该车获得了...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [IIHS new achievement Toyota Avalon appraised as +) recently, the insurance institute for highway safety (IIHS) released the Toyota Avalon collision results. Tested, Toyota Avalon scored full excellent grades in collision segment in the project, at the same time in the evaluation of the front collision system also won the best, good rating from the combined with the child seat interface easy and headlamps lighting effect, finally it got... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#车圈话题#上次有网友还发现ofo的工作人员扔摩拜...这次网友拍到北京十里河地铁站外，负责投放摩拜的工作人员也是这么对待小黄车的...[摊手]tRKysR
[# #.so topic last time some netizens also found ofo staff throw the worship... The net friend photographed ten mile river of Beijing subway station, responsible for the launch of the worship staff is also so to treat yellow car... [stand hand] tRKysR]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：#快男鲜看团#快男之路并不顺利的王梓宁在昨天的比赛中被淘汰了[泪]但你在这个舞台的努力我们看得到的，你的每一首歌都能让我们惊喜[心]不是没有实力，只是比赛残酷，来日希望看到更好的你[爱你] tRKUzb
[# quick male fresh see group # Wang Zining mens road is not smooth in the match yesterday was eliminated [tears] but your efforts we see in this stage, each song can you let us surprise [heart] is not without strength, just brutal game, hope to see youlove you better future tRKUzb]
新浪新闻客户端：最近英国发生一件争议性很大的法院判决，牵动着包括梅姨在内很多人的心…个月大的婴儿查理患有一种特殊的致命遗传病，医院判断治疗只会延长他的痛苦。然而父母不肯，想要用尽所有办法拯救自己的孩子，最终被英国最高法院驳回。所以究竟是父母，还是政府更有权决定婴儿的生命呢？tRKzEzg
[Britain recently a controversial court, affects a lot of people, including MeiYi heart... Months old babies Charlie with a special kind of fatal genetic disease, judging hospital treatment will only prolong his pain. Parents would not, however, want to try all way to save his child, was the UKs Supreme Court rejected. So what exactly is the parents, or the government more has the right to decide the babys life? tRKzEzg]
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冷笑话精选：听说玩抖音上的这个#和小黄人比嘴速# 活动，能pk掉小黄人的都是铁肺！你的肺活量行吗？[偷笑]tRKyggM
[Heard that play trill on the # # and yellow mouth speed than activity, can cut the yellow people are iron lung! Your lungs? [laughing] tRKyggM]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#陪你慢慢变老# 这是优酷君眼里最好的爱情，希望每个人都能嫁给爱情[爱你]
[# # grow old with you this is the best love youku juns eyes, hope everyone can marry to lovelove you]
新浪新闻客户端：处置这种事故很多，消防员也积累了丰富的经验，肯定想尽快救出，但还要考虑保障孩子不受二次伤害，有时候还需要群众理解呀！
[A lot of the disposal of the accident, firefighters also accumulated rich experience, must want to rescue as soon as possible, but also consider safeguard children from secondary damage, sometimes also need people to understand!]
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猫扑：【女儿被同学堵不让上厕所，妈妈插手打人被拘受罚】澎湃新闻的... 堵着不让上厕所，还被打了几下，听到女儿说起被同班小朋友欺负，妈妈田某火冒三丈。第二天刚到幼儿园，她就冲向那位小朋友一顿打，出了心中的怨气。监控拍下了整个打人过程，对方家长看到后无法接受，立即报警。民警对田某进行说服教育...全文： m.weibo
[The daughter had been blocked by the students not to go to the toilet, mother stepped in to hit persons detained punished 】 surging news... Blocking the dont let go to the toilet, have also been played a few times, heard her daughter speak of bullied by her children, mom Tian Mou fire emit three zhangs. The next day just to kindergarten, she rushed to the children a play, out of her mind. Monitor took the beating process, after the other parents see can not accept, immediately report to the police. Civilian police to persuade Tian Mou education... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【女童被弃臭水沟 虫蚁爬满身惹人疼[伤心]】月日，广西玉林一处水沟里，一女童疑似被遗弃后被好心人发现救起。视频中女孩浑身颤抖、沾满污泥，仔细一看身上还有虫蚁叮咬，景象令人心颤↓↓民警称孩子大概三四岁，手脚疑似不好用。目前小孩已被送往福利院。tRKUyDBL
[【 forsaken gutter of the girls Insect ant climbed in provoking ache [sad]] month day, guangxi yulin a ditch, a girls suspected rescued by the man found after being abandoned. Girl trembled, covered with sludge in the video, and insect ant bites a look carefully, scene makes the heart fibrillation left left police said children probably three or four years old, hands and feet suspected is not working. The child has been sent to the orphanage. tRKUyDBL]
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微博搞笑排行榜：[允悲]@酸啾啾啊哈哈哈我说我挺喜欢你的 他说我暂时不想谈恋爱然后转头就找了个女朋友[允悲]@第十七座红屋顶哈哈哈哈哈哈大概是五年前我喜欢他七八年了我说不要联系了他说好[费解][费解]@旺仔的小总裁年了啊[允悲][允悲] 我出国我说我想你啊 他说哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈惨
[@ acid chirp ahahaha allow sad, I said I liked you He said I dont want to fall in love then turned to find a temporary girlfriendallow sad @ a red roof ha ha ha ha ha ha is about five years ago, I like him I said dont contacted him in [difficult] [difficult] small @ mong tsai, President of years [allow sad] [allow sad] I go abroad I said I think you ah He said ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
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优酷：灯等等灯…优酷君灰常激动地通知大家：#火星情报局#第二期节目正片来袭，好吃好喝的都准备好了吗？[挤眼]搬好小板凳一起看起来吧！[来]#酷剧场# tRKyEExw
[Light and so on light... Youku jun was very excited to tell everyone # # Mars cia main picture to the second edition, delicious good drink are ready? [eye] moving small wooden bench look together! Cool [to] # # tRKyEExw theatre]
猫扑：好像还不止块，套路太深了
[Like more than routine is too deep]
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冷笑话精选：手残党我就看看[二哈]
[Hand the residual party I will see ,]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话##把男神降格男人#听友：我舍友试穿我买的裙子，我就拍了一张她试穿时背侧的图片发给我对象。 我发给他的意思，想让他看看上身效果大概如此。因为我试穿的时候我没给他看图片。 结果我对象的回复是“可以啊，她后背的蝴蝶骨很好看。” 我就生气了。因为他平时不是那么轻易就夸别人的，要求很...全文： m.weibo
[# jinshan night man # # # the male god price listen to friends roommates I try it on I buy the dress, I just took a picture of a when she tried on dorsal sent to me. I sent to him, want to let him see the upper body effect is probably so. Because when I try it on I didnt give him look at the pictures. Result I objects response was can ah, her back butterfly bone looks very nice. I was angry. Because he is not so easily at ordinary times will boast, others require very... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
一块去旅行：【没有够多套路，怎么能战斗？】日本脑洞广告，没看到最后根本不知道是什么的广告，BTW女主角是个中国妹子哟~ tRKUZgXF
[【 without enough routines, how can you fight? Japans imagination, didnt see the last dont know what is advertising, BTW the heroine is a Chinese sister yo ~ tRKUZgXF]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子为不上班用刀插自己腿 谎称遭打劫反被拘天[摊手]】贵阳一男子认为受伤了就可以休息不上班，不惜以自残为代价，自编自导了一场“抢劫案”↓↓所幸被警察蜀黍慧眼识破！大腿被缝了针↓↓看来男人对自己下起手也是非常狠了...tRKUZaLq
[The man is not to work with a knife inserted his leg That was robbed [stand hand]] against the detention days guiyang hurt a man think can not go to work, rest at the price of self-harm, the director had a robbery left left fortunately, maize insight to recognize by the police! Thighs are the stitches left left, man hands under his appears to be very malicious... tRKUZaLq]
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谢娜：#跨界歌王谢娜# 上半场帮唱躺赢晋级[笑而不语]，下半场排位只有靠自己了[允悲]
[# # crossover singer uproot shayna help to sing in the first half lying win promotionsmiling without a word, the second position only by himself [allow sad]]
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猫扑：【女子跳江身亡 疑帮女儿填错高考志愿】月日，湖北武汉江边发现一具女尸，经家属确认为失踪的夏女士。其家属称，夏女士跳江原因可能是帮女儿填错了高考志愿，“如果上差一点的学校，耽误孩子一辈子。”失踪前她给家人留下字条称“我对不起你们”。tRKzilK
[The woman jump river died Suspected to fill the university entrance exam volunteer 】 fault, for my daughter, hubei wuhan river found a dead woman corpse, confirmed by the families of the missing Ms. Xia. Their families, according to Ms. Xia jumped jiang reason might be filled a wrong voluntary college entrance examination, for my daughter if on almost school, delay the children for a lifetime. Missing before she left a note to the family say Im sorry. tRKzilK]
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汽车之家：#家家车生活# 【外观造型不变 途观L .T实车图曝光】近日，我们通过相关渠道获取了一组上汽大众途观L .T车型的实车图，新车最大的变化在于搭载了一台.T发动机，该车的推出将进一步降低途观L车系的购买门槛。tRKAcEBC
[# # every car life 【 appearance style remains the same Real vehicle road view l. T figure exposure 】 recently, we got a group of Shanghai Volkswagen through relevant channels road view l. T models of real vehicle figure, the biggest change is carrying a new car. T engine, the cars launch will further reduce the way Ls purchase threshold. tRKAcEBC]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
南方都市报：【中国青海省可可西里正式列入世界遗产名录】中国青海省可可西里日在波兰克拉科夫举行的第届世界遗产大会上获准列入世界自然遗产名录。至此，中国已拥有处世界遗产。在目前世界遗产名录中，可可西里平均海拔最高，超过米，是全世界非常稀有的高原，有着特殊的生态和特殊的生物多样性。可可西...全文： m.weibo
[On the world heritage list kekexili in qinghai province of China formally 】 China meeting in Krakow, kekexili in qinghai province approved the first session of the world heritage convention in the world natural heritage list. So far, China has the world heritage sites. In the world heritage list, kekexili, an average elevation of the highest than m, is the worlds rare plateau, has a special ecological and special biological diversity. Cocoa west... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：猛吸一口[憧憬]
[Fierce breath [hope]]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【郑州烈士陵园呼吁：请不要在旁边跳广场舞了】近日，一段“郑州大妈烈士陵园旁边跳广场舞”的视频引起热议。多数网友认为烈士陵园是革命先烈安息之所，应保持庄严肃穆的氛围，在烈士陵园旁跳广场舞不合适。看了这段尬舞实拍↓↓谈谈你的看法？tRKysovZ
[[zhengzhou martyrs cemetery please dont beside the square dance 】 recently, a zhengzhou Boyle martyrs cemetery near square dance in the video. Most netizens think martyr cemetery is the revolutionary martyrs resting place, should maintain a solemn atmosphere, beside the martyr cemetery square dance. Saw a full dance scene shooting left left to talk about your opinion? tRKysovZ]
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谢娜：二弟和大哥齐演还珠格格，看我二弟笑得跟个大傻子[允悲]，还有吓人的宋嬷嬷[笑cry]
[Two brother and brother play princess huanzhu, and look at my second brother smiled like a big foolallow sadness, and scary song mother [laugh cry]]
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Autobeta汽车杂志：熊孩子长大了，还是喜欢玩泥巴[允悲] tRKykcit
[Bear children grew up, and like to play with mud tRKykcit [allow sad]]
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小野妹子学吐槽：看《绝世高手》，笑得最厉害的片段，哈哈哈，真想知道他到底撕了多少次卫生纸才撕得这么整齐？
tRKLsNEf
[Look at, laughs the best clips, ha, ha, ha, really want to know how many times he tore the toilet paper to tear so neatly? < br > tRKLsNEf]
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优酷：#上优酷看醉玲珑#《醉玲珑》发布会就要开始啦[鼓掌]优酷《醉玲珑》首映直播准备中，迷妹们快快做好准备点击等爱豆！不在现场也可以弹幕互动哦，猛戳直播链接吧！[偷笑]tRKylN
[# # on youku to see drunk and exquisite drunk and exquisite conference is about to start. [applause.] youku live in preparation for the premiere of drunk and exquisite fan girls prepare quickly click love bean! Oh, not at the scene also can barrage interaction stab live links! [laughing] tRKylN]
猫扑：【载父母旅游撞车，她哭喊跪求救双亲】月日，广西都安，岁的王某驾驶白色轿车带父母欲往成都旅行，途中撞上停放在路边的重型货车，车上父母当场死亡。王某崩溃跪求救治其双亲。tRKzNQq
[The parents travel crash, her knees crying for help parents] month day, installed in guangxi, old wang mou drive white cars take parents to travel to chengdu, enroute to heavy duty truck parked on the side of the road, the car parents died on the spot. Wang mou collapse treatment genuflect is begged their parents. tRKzNQq]
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新浪新闻客户端：不过看了baby被砸的视频↓↓，还是要为敬业精神点个赞！[good]
[But look at the baby be hit video left, left, down for professionalism points a praise! [good]]
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