看@曹山石 先生贴出来了@曾李青 兄，发在朋友圈有关乐视的一段话。昨晚，和几位朋友一起吃饭时，李青兄给我们当场表达了此意。另外，一个朋友说贾布斯会回来，我说大概率不会回来，回来估计就再也出不去了。我们为此打个赌，截止月日，谁输用年茅台请客[笑cry][挤眼]
[Look @ Mr Cao rocks sticking out @ once brother li qing, in a passage about Letv circle of friends. Last night, when to have dinner with some friends, Li Qingxiong expressed the meaning on the spot to us. In addition, a friend said jobs will be back, I said big probability will not come back, come back to estimate won out not to go. We make a bet, as of the date, who lost in years maotai treat [laugh cry] [eye]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：五个版本《神雕侠侣》中杨过揭下面具瞬间！满满的回忆啊！你最喜欢谁？[doge]
tRKlbFeq
[Five versions in the giant yang guo mask off instantly! Full of memories! Who do you like best? [doge] < br > tRKlbFeq]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【你嫌弃的正是别人喜欢的 韩国学生羡慕中国校服[笑而不语]】中国的校服因松松垮垮、男女款式相同，被很多同学抱怨难看↓↓而韩国的校服却有俏皮的短裙、合身的衬衫等等，一直让我们羡慕不已↓↓然而，韩国的学生还在羡慕中国的校服呢，竟然是因为↓↓你更喜欢哪种校服呢？tRKlbBUt
[You abandon of south Korean students envy others seem to like the Chinese school [smiling without a word]] Chinas uniforms because of a loose, men and women the same style, by many students complain that ugly left left in South Korea has a nifty uniform skirt, fitted shirts and so on, have been let us envy left left, however, south Korean students still envy Chinas school uniform, because left left which school do you prefer? tRKlbBUt]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：哈哈哈哈哈哈笑场了tRKOQZ（via夏木帆）
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha laugh tRKOQZ (via Xia Mufan)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
新浪新闻客户端：【刘嘉玲庆贺侄子毕业疑送豪车：车牌是名字缩写】日，刘嘉玲晒照恭喜侄子刘兆恩从诺丁汉大学毕业。刘嘉玲侄子倚坐在一辆豪车的两边，刘嘉玲调皮戴学士帽，侄子帅得能出道[舔屏]↓↓该车车牌号也透露着“壕”气和心意↓↓↓网友：还缺侄子吗？[doge]tRKlbzw
[【 carina lau to celebrate nephew graduated from suspected send cars license plate is initials, carina lau sun according to congratulate nephew Liu Zhaoen graduated from university of Nottingham. Carina lau nephew reliance sit on either side of a luxury car, carina lau naughty Dai Xueshi cap, nephew can handsome career [lick screen] left left also revealed that the in the vehicle license plate number and heart left left left netizen still missing nephew? [doge] tRKlbzw]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
冷笑话精选：先留着[哆啦A梦吃惊]@胡椒头头儿：戳中啊！[色]
[First keep [doraemon surprised] @ pepper head head stamp in! [color]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
金山夜话博主：瞧，越是城乡结合地，越会把超越礼义廉耻道德底线当成一种时尚，尤为小女孩，一旦家教缺失，对风气危害更大！所以我说，一个男孩儿学坏，可能会毁掉一个或两个女孩儿。而一个女孩儿变坏，却会毁掉一批男孩儿……… tRKlCb
[Look, the more conjointly between urban and rural areas, the more likely they were to go beyond the propriety of moral bottom line as a kind of fashion, especially the little girl, once the lack of family education, is far more damaging to atmosphere! So I said, a boy that could ruin one or two girls. And a girl go bad, but will destroy a group of boys......... tRKlCb]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
但斌：昨晚和曾总等朋友吃饭时，他给我们朗诵来着[哈哈][笑cry]@昭晧@韩广斌-🐂
[昨晚和曾总等朋友吃饭时，他给我们朗诵来着[哈哈][笑cry]@昭晧@韩广斌-🐂]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车：#出行生活#英国人也把共享单车扔到了河里 摩拜：我们得到警方大力支持！tRKSmgI
[# # British travel life also threw Shared a bike out of the river the worship we have strong support the police! tRKSmgI]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：昨晚一个朋友说会回来，我说不会回来，回来估计就再也出不去了。截止月日，谁输用年茅台请客[笑cry][挤眼]@思行合一的评论：可以打个赌，大概率事件他是不会回来的。如果回来了，再出去的可能性可能是小概率事件了。
[Will come back a friend said last night, I said dont come back, come back to estimate won out not to go. As of June , who lost in years maotai treat [laugh cry] [eye] @ the walk one comment can make a bet, big probability event he wont come back. If came back, the possibility of go out is probably a small probability event.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【胖情侣挑战高难度秀恩爱舞蹈 结果却悲剧了】岁的Andy和岁的Sharon是一对即将步入婚姻殿堂的情侣。他们在自家的小花园里排练托举，一步两步，起跑冲刺。结果Andy被撞飞了，两败俱伤，这一幕让大家狂笑个不停↓↓然而更悲剧的事情发生了↓↓↓tRKlUnF
[【 fat couples challenge acrobatic show conjugal love dance Result is tragic 】, Andy and Sharon is at the age of a couple is married. They in their own small garden lift the rehearsal, step by step or two, start the sprint. Andy was flying as a result, both; this scene let everybody laughing a lot left left but more tragedy happened left left left tRKlUnF down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#酷剧场# 《悟空传》来了，你们的老公#彭于晏#将成为第一位拥有八块腹肌的齐天大圣[小黄人高兴]在他之前，近年来随着西游IP的火爆，N多个悟空横空出世。林更新版的痞帅、郭富城版的正气、黄渤版的颠覆…哪个猴子，才是你最爱的齐天大圣[舔屏] tRKlUnev
[# # cool theater biography of the wu is empty, your husband # # peng will become the first have eight pieces of abs Monkey King [yellow people happy] before him, in recent years, along with the westward journey of IP, and more than N wukong was born. Updated version of the new handsome Lin, guo fucheng version of vital qi, Huang Bo version of subversion... Which monkey is your favorite Monkey King [lick screen] tRKlUnev]
但斌：@大自在元：房产税收起来那叫一个爽
[@ big comfortable yuan real estate tax rise that call a cool]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
吴昕：tRKoprYM
#我们相爱吧# “别怕，以后谁再攻击你，我都替你还回去……” [泪][泪][泪] 谢谢你小胖儿，这句话真的很温暖很温暖很温暖[泪][泪][泪] @潘瑋柏
[TRKoprYM < br > # # lets love each other dont be afraid of, who attack you again, I have it back for you... [in] [] tears tears, thank you for your little son, this sentence is really very warm very warm warm [tears] [tears] [] tears @ pan weibo]
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优酷：#优酷极限挑战#今晚精彩内容抢先看！@王大陸TaluWang 化名王很多混入男人帮，和帅雷雷@孙红雷 再续孽缘 张艺兴@努力努力再努力x 话中有话奉劝@沙溢 不要相信任何一个人，已经是老江湖了！[思考]小狐狸不会是在预谋翻盘了吧，#张艺兴翻盘#今晚肯定不负期待，还有张艺兴的湿身play哦～[笑而不语] ...全文： m.weibo
[# # youku extreme challenges splendid content first to see tonight! @ king mainland TaluWang aliases king a lot of help with men, and ShuaiLeiLei @ sun hong lei Resume the evil reason Lay @ efforts to try again one advise @ ShaYi x Dont believe any one person, is the operatives! [thinking] fox wont be coming back in the plot, # # lay come back tonight, must not be looking forward to, and lay the wet play oh ~ [smiling without a word]... The full text m. eibo]
但斌：@买买提X好屌~~关键上去打算往哪坐啊？
[@ mamat X good dream ~ ~ key up and going to where to sit?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也@中科大胡不归清真有税收优惠嘛，党和政府如此明确地鼓励清真，你让逐利的企业怎么办？
[@ fields is good Joe @ USTC hu not halal also have preferential tax, so the party and the government explicitly encourage halal, you let the profit-seeking enterprise how to do?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
一块去旅行：成都网红咖啡甜品店推荐｜作为一个四川人，整理了家适合拍照的咖啡️&甜品店。欢迎大家补充哦～让我们一起吃吃喝喝，哈哈哈[doge]作者：xxphoebexx
[Chengdu web celebrity coffee sweet shop recommend | as a sichuanese, tidy home for photos of coffee ️ & sweet shop. Welcome to supplement oh ~ let us eat and drink, ha ha ha [doge] author xxphoebexx]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
Autobeta汽车杂志：Rezvani Beas 这是虾米开门方式？[疑问]
[Rezvani Beas shrimp is this way to open the door? [question]]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
但斌：@股道热肠也必须全面放开计划生育，用鼓励生育代替计划生育。
[@ fields is good Joe must also be full of family planning, and encourage birth instead of family planning.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@打鱼青龙河：这不是马书记，这是马阿訇，这是犯罪分子，这是恐怖分子的支持者！纪委的同志在睡觉吗？@共青团福建省委 @共青团中央 @阿勒泰公安在线 @窗含西岭雪 @蔡小心 @大汉之鹰
[Secretary @ fishing QingLongHe this is not a horse, this is imam ma, this is a criminal, this is a terrorist supporters! Commission for discipline inspection of the comrades in sleep? @ @ the communist youth league central communist youth league fujian provincial party committee @ altay public security online @ window containing serdang snow @ @ the big fellow eagle CAI carefully]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@小米与古道牛：《老友记》中的Chandler夫妇，一个高级餐厅主厨一个IT公司中层，工作多年后，一方才失业，家里就得靠借钱才能应付下月房租。以犹太裔有钱人形象出现的Monica家，父亲教导孩子收入至少攒下三分之一…美国人的消费储蓄观我实在不懂。
[@ millet and trail cattle Chandler, couple of friends, a senior chef middle an IT company, after years of work, before unemployment, home and had to borrow money to cope with the rent next month. Monicas house, in the jewish rich image, father taught children income save at least a third... American consumption concept of savings I really dont understand.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@换个昵称要把人搞疯：另外房子外墙每五年要重新刷漆，包人工起码以上，房檐维护也差不多频率，如果外墙敷砖那肯定总价格上万，水管马桶堵了，检查疏通起码，窗户坏了换新的，最少也是一扇，请人割草一次，…维护和维修另算，修理空调暖气也是检查费，维修另算，零件自买
[@ change the nickname to make people crazy another house walls every five years to brush paint, package artificial at least above, eaves to maintain the same frequency, if apply the brick wall that tens of thousands of total price, certainly conduit closestool is blocked, check the dredge, at least, the Windows broken in new, at least a fan, please a man mowing the lawn once,... Maintenance and repair the calculate, repair the air conditioning heating and inspection fee, maintenance, other parts from buying]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：好酷@治愈系心理学狼家四兄妹终于要重聚了[泪]
[Cool @ healing psychology Wolf home four brothers and sisters to reunite the [] of tears finally]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【刘嘉玲庆贺侄子毕业疑送豪车：车牌是名字缩写】日，刘嘉玲晒照恭喜侄子刘兆恩从诺丁汉大学毕业。刘嘉玲侄子倚坐在一辆豪车的两边，刘嘉玲调皮戴学士帽，侄子帅得能出道[舔屏]↓↓该车车牌号也透露着“壕”气和心意↓↓↓网友：还缺侄子吗？[doge]tRKlLCr
[【 carina lau to celebrate nephew graduated from suspected send cars license plate is initials, carina lau sun according to congratulate nephew Liu Zhaoen graduated from university of Nottingham. Carina lau nephew reliance sit on either side of a luxury car, carina lau naughty Dai Xueshi cap, nephew can handsome career [lick screen] left left also revealed that the in the vehicle license plate number and heart left left left netizen still missing nephew? [doge] tRKlLCr]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：@老曾阿牛[太开心][鼓掌][心][给力][威武]
[@ old had pig [quite happy] [applause.] [heart] [to] [power]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛等等，贾老婆@甘薇 不是发帖说她全家一直在北京吗？难道她的全家不包括@贾跃亭 ？
[@ have old pig, etc., jia wife @ vevina not Posting said her family has been in Beijing? Dont her family including @ Jia Yueting?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜：每天学做一道菜...( ¯﹃ ¯)
[Every day learn to do a dish... (¯ ﹃ ¯)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
但斌：@老曾阿牛港股套路深，介入须认真。老千满街是，专门揾人笨。
[@ old had pig Hong Kong routines, intervention must be serious. Card shark streets is, specifically to find people stupid.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛@日本国驻华大使馆
[@ old pig @ Japans embassy in Beijing]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛天啊，谭咏麟的《朋友》不是年代的，是年发布的，那年我高二；张学友《遥远的她》也是年。。。小编，你需要重新写这条微博。
[@ old pig man, Alan tam friend is not a s, is released, I was high; Jacky cheung in the distant she is... Small make up, you need to write this article.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛唐总的握手从来都是最亮的风景线。@全景网 @价格与价值：太尴尬了
[@ old had pig tang general handshake is always the brightest scenery line. @ panorama network @ price and value is too embarrassed]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛无论风雨多么大，都要笑对人生。
[@ old had pig no matter how big the wind and rain, all want to smile to the life.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
音悦台：男生妖艳起来真的就没女生什么事儿了！来看这四位形色各异的男生跳女团舞的性（？）感（？）模样吧→[污]tRKKhwx
[Boys think it really hasnt girls what thing! Look at the four shape with different color boy the women dance of sex (?) (?) Appearance - > [pollution] tRKKhwx]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
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