@小米与古道牛：《老友记》中的Chandler夫妇，一个高级餐厅主厨一个IT公司中层，工作多年后，一方才失业，家里就得靠借钱才能应付下月房租。以犹太裔有钱人形象出现的Monica家，父亲教导孩子收入至少攒下三分之一…美国人的消费储蓄观我实在不懂。
[@ millet and trail cattle Chandler, couple of friends, a senior chef middle an IT company, after years of work, before unemployment, home and had to borrow money to cope with the rent next month. Monicas house, in the jewish rich image, father taught children income save at least a third... American consumption concept of savings I really dont understand.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@换个昵称要把人搞疯：另外房子外墙每五年要重新刷漆，包人工起码以上，房檐维护也差不多频率，如果外墙敷砖那肯定总价格上万，水管马桶堵了，检查疏通起码，窗户坏了换新的，最少也是一扇，请人割草一次，…维护和维修另算，修理空调暖气也是检查费，维修另算，零件自买
[@ change the nickname to make people crazy another house walls every five years to brush paint, package artificial at least above, eaves to maintain the same frequency, if apply the brick wall that tens of thousands of total price, certainly conduit closestool is blocked, check the dredge, at least, the Windows broken in new, at least a fan, please a man mowing the lawn once,... Maintenance and repair the calculate, repair the air conditioning heating and inspection fee, maintenance, other parts from buying]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：好酷@治愈系心理学狼家四兄妹终于要重聚了[泪]
[Cool @ healing psychology Wolf home four brothers and sisters to reunite the [] of tears finally]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【刘嘉玲庆贺侄子毕业疑送豪车：车牌是名字缩写】日，刘嘉玲晒照恭喜侄子刘兆恩从诺丁汉大学毕业。刘嘉玲侄子倚坐在一辆豪车的两边，刘嘉玲调皮戴学士帽，侄子帅得能出道[舔屏]↓↓该车车牌号也透露着“壕”气和心意↓↓↓网友：还缺侄子吗？[doge]tRKlLCr
[【 carina lau to celebrate nephew graduated from suspected send cars license plate is initials, carina lau sun according to congratulate nephew Liu Zhaoen graduated from university of Nottingham. Carina lau nephew reliance sit on either side of a luxury car, carina lau naughty Dai Xueshi cap, nephew can handsome career [lick screen] left left also revealed that the in the vehicle license plate number and heart left left left netizen still missing nephew? [doge] tRKlLCr]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：@老曾阿牛[太开心][鼓掌][心][给力][威武]
[@ old had pig [quite happy] [applause.] [heart] [to] [power]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛等等，贾老婆@甘薇 不是发帖说她全家一直在北京吗？难道她的全家不包括@贾跃亭 ？
[@ have old pig, etc., jia wife @ vevina not Posting said her family has been in Beijing? Dont her family including @ Jia Yueting?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜：每天学做一道菜...( ¯﹃ ¯)
[Every day learn to do a dish... (¯ ﹃ ¯)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
但斌：@老曾阿牛港股套路深，介入须认真。老千满街是，专门揾人笨。
[@ old had pig Hong Kong routines, intervention must be serious. Card shark streets is, specifically to find people stupid.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛@日本国驻华大使馆
[@ old pig @ Japans embassy in Beijing]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛天啊，谭咏麟的《朋友》不是年代的，是年发布的，那年我高二；张学友《遥远的她》也是年。。。小编，你需要重新写这条微博。
[@ old pig man, Alan tam friend is not a s, is released, I was high; Jacky cheung in the distant she is... Small make up, you need to write this article.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛唐总的握手从来都是最亮的风景线。@全景网 @价格与价值：太尴尬了
[@ old had pig tang general handshake is always the brightest scenery line. @ panorama network @ price and value is too embarrassed]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛无论风雨多么大，都要笑对人生。
[@ old had pig no matter how big the wind and rain, all want to smile to the life.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
音悦台：男生妖艳起来真的就没女生什么事儿了！来看这四位形色各异的男生跳女团舞的性（？）感（？）模样吧→[污]tRKKhwx
[Boys think it really hasnt girls what thing! Look at the four shape with different color boy the women dance of sex (?) (?) Appearance - > [pollution] tRKKhwx]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
青年时报：【.℃！今天杭州最高气温创下今年新高！未来一周仍是晴热高温天气为主！】.℃！今天，杭州的最高气温又创下今年新高。热,就一个字！然而不得不悲催地提醒你，如今，初伏才刚过一半，高温“连续剧”尚在热播当中。紧接着，下周六“大暑”，恰好又是当日入中伏，届时估计高温火力将再升级。一望无...全文： m.weibo
[【 ℃. The highest temperature of hangzhou today are at new highs this year! In the coming week is still mainly sunny hot hot weather!] ℃! Today, the highest temperature of hangzhou and hit a new high this year. Hot is a word! Yet today, had to remind you that miserable ChuFu just over half, high temperature and series is still in the midst of the hit. Then, the great heat, next Saturday is the same day into ZhongFu, estimated that high temperature fire will upgrade again. Hope no... The full text m. eibo]
新闻推动进步。青年时报，在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线：。
但斌：[心][鲜花]@我想我是海：路遥知马力，日久见人心！[赞]
[[heart] [a flower] @ I thought I was the sea lu yaos know horsepower, want to be! [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：【男子违停被查 当街狂骂交警：我用唾沫星子喷死你】“XXX！我唾沫星子喷死你！”月日，辽宁大连街头一辆轿车违停，交警对其劝离过程中，受到司机当街辱骂。当事交警尽管面部被喷了一脸口水，但考虑到天气炎热对方情绪激动，始终保持克制。目前，司机已被拘留。tRKyVBy
[The man is fail to stop check Crazy scold this street traffic police I use their breath spray dead you 】 XXX! I their breath spray dead you! Month, liaoning dalian street to stop a car spare traffic police, in the process of its advised from street abused by driver. Party traffic police despite the disfigured by a spray a face of saliva, but considering the other emotional hot weather, always restraint. At present, the driver is in custody. tRKyVBy]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【女孩找熟人隆鼻致七级伤残 一针下去眼球坏死[衰]】近日，江西赣州一女子，在朋友圈轻信他人，注射玻尿酸隆鼻，竟导致右眼失明，赣州司法鉴定中心鉴定为七级伤残，此事已移交法院起诉宋某进行维权。女子述说整容全过程时极其平和[允悲]↓↓↓tRKlAoT
[The girl find acquaintances, using seven disability One needle eye necrosis [failure]] recently, jiangxi ganzhou a woman, in the circle of friends credulous, injection of hyaluronic acid edges, unexpectedly leading to right eye blindness, ganzhou judicial authentication center identified as seven disability, the matter has been handed over to the court Song Mou rights. Women most peaceful when they declare cosmetic process allow sadness left left left tRKlAoT down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：@股海一小舟这群神股（还包括朗玛信息、暴风科技、全通教育！）全部是被股市的主力吹起来的！真正站得住脚的都在境外上市、境外有浑水公司、不过硬就被别人做空！这批优秀公司几乎不可能复制！王健林要使迪斯尼不盈利的声音未消失，他却无法下去而卖掉文化娱乐项目！
[@ GuHai a boat that god shares (including lang information, science and technology, and all-pass storm education!) All of the stock market main blow up! Really hold up in an overseas listing, overseas have muddy water company, the quality will not be the others empty! This batch of outstanding company is almost impossible to replicate. Mr Wang to make Disney unprofitable voice did not disappear, but he cant go down and sell cultural entertainment!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
玩转instagram：原来极限男人帮都是萌萌哒小动物！#极限挑战火山小视频#最萌贴纸火热上线啦~快来找你最喜欢的那款，上传之后还能赚钱哦！
[Limit for men is a cute little animals! # # limit challenge volcanic small video most of stickers hot online ~ the come and find your favorite model, and also can make money after upload! ]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
但斌：@老曾阿牛[鼓掌]@杂文家王若谷 回复@皮海洲把乐视弄上市并不是叫你高价去炒作，懂不懂？！注册制实行后，几乎所有的企业都可以相当自由的上市（现在的新股发行其实已经是变相的注册制，或者叫不是注册制的注册制了），投资者必须自己去辨别并且选择，自己对自己的选择负责，你懂不懂？！
[@ old had pig [applause.] @ ZaWenGu ruo-gu wang reply @ PI get Letv listed is not call you at a high price to hype, understand dont understand? ! Registration system was implemented, almost all companies can be quite free listed (now the new issues is already a form of registration is made, or not the registration system of the registration system), investors must to distinguish and select, himself responsible for your choice, you know do not understand? !]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：【山东一产妇坐月子被要求盖被子不开空调 中暑身亡】月日，山东淄博一产妇在坐月子期间因为中暑，最后不治身亡。据悉，这名产妇很年轻，多岁，送医时呼吸急促，体温高达多度，已无法与人正常交流。经检查，产妇中暑程度已属于热射病，其心脏和肝脏均有不同程度损伤。遗憾的是，经医院全力抢救，...全文： m.weibo
[Shandong a maternal nursing were asked to cover with quilt son dont open air conditioning heatstroke death 】 month day, shandong zibo maternal during nursing for heatstroke, finally died. It is understood that the puerpera is very young, s, shortness of breath, during medical temperature as high as more than degrees, have been unable to normal communication with others. Through inspection, degree of maternal heatstroke have belong to heat stroke, their heart and liver damage to different extent. Unfortunately, by the hospital to rescue,... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
但斌：@老曾阿牛很好，与共产党争夺下一代接班人。@共青团中央
[@ old pig is very good, and the communist party for the next generation successor. @ the communist youth league central]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@让我化作雨淋湿我自己：估计是人转世投胎成狗了
[@ myself let me turn into the rain to estimate is that people are reborn into a dog]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪新闻客户端：【江苏常熟民房火灾致人死亡 初查为人为纵火】今天时分，江苏常熟市虞山镇漕泾区幢发生火灾，截至目前造成人死亡，另有人轻伤，火势已扑灭↓↓经现场勘查，起火建筑系当地四阿哥私房菜员工宿舍。现场有汽油焚烧的痕迹，房门被反锁，目前纵火嫌疑人已被抓获↓↓tRKlZwGj
[The jiangsu changshu houses deadly fire Denotation for arson 】 today, jiangsu changshu YuShan Town caojing area building fire cause deaths so far, some minor injuries, the fire has been extinguished left left the field exploration, architecture may local home cooking staff dormitory fire. There is gasoline burn marks, the door was locked, now left left tRKlZwGj arson suspects have been apprehended]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌：@西湖边的男老板电器近十年教科书般的稳健快速增长，不可能仅仅是因为运气。[赞]@羊总之花菜炒蟹如果说万科与恒大的差距实际上在于，恒大还在为销量总量规模而打拼甚至不惜负巨债途中，而万科早已进入追求产品内涵、文化、品位、格调的高级阶段，那老板电器在厨电行业中亦是同样的地位！
[@ the male boss appliances nearly years of west lake textbook steady rapid growth, can not only because of luck. [who] @ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab if the gap with vanke Evergrande actually lies in the fact that Evergrande was still fighting for the total sales volume even negative amount of money on the way, the vanke already into the pursuit of product connotation, the advanced stage of culture, taste and style, the boss appliances in the kitchen electric industry is also the same status!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@游戏人生修行@麻麻利利安全边际取决于企业的生意模式以及投资者对生意本身的理解度，并不仅取决于价格。最重要的还是要把注意力放在企业未来的earning上面。
[@ @ the game of life practice hemp links to the margin of safety depends on the enterprises business model as well as the degree of investors understanding of the business itself, and not only depends on the price. The most important thing is to focus on the enterprises future earning.]
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汽车之家：#国内谍照# 【换标姊妹车？曝昌河EC纯电动申报图】日前，我们从工信部获得了昌河EC纯电动车型的申报信息，该车或为北汽EC换标姊妹车。此外，新车将搭载一台最大功率为马力（kW）的驱动电机。tRKgWk
[Domestic spy # # 【 in the sister car? Exposure changhe EC declaration pure electric figure 】 a few days ago, we received from the ministry of changhe EC declaration of pure electric vehicles information, the car or for baic EC in the sister car. In addition, the new car will carry a maximum power for the drive motor power (kW). tRKgWk]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#交通万象#火气到底有多大？砸车还不够， 越野车把小轿车撞入鱼塘[二哈]！tRKScNO
[How much can # # traffic vientiane internal heat? Smash the car wasnt enough, the suv car crashed into the fish pondtwo ha! tRKScNO]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
冷笑话精选：你永远叫不醒一只装睡的狗子……
除非你用吃的[doge]
tRKWqee
[You never call dont wake up a pack to sleep dog son... < br > unless you use to eat [doge] < br > tRKWqee]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：回复@过期闲散少女[二哈]@过期闲散少女哈哈哈哈整齐划一[哈哈]
[Reply @ expired girl who ha] [two @ expired idle idle ha ha ha ha a uniform (ha ha)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
微博搞笑排行榜：红红火火恍恍惚惚～极限男人帮在动物界的化身，你能找出谁是谁吗？想体验#极限挑战火山小视频#最萌贴纸，就上火山小视频App！拍视频还能赚钱哦[憧憬][憧憬]
[Thriving drifted off to limit the embodiment of man to help in the animal kingdom, can you find out who is who? # # to experience extreme challenges volcanic small video most of stickers, volcanic small video App! Take video also can make money oh [hope] [hope]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
但斌：@lizhisheng：贾跃亭这个案例不一样的。他对公司的大部分信用融资都是提供了个人无限责任担保的。那出了问题，按照合同他要负担责任的呀。乐视这个案例恰好说明了按照法律来的
[@ lizhisheng Jia Yueting this case is not the same. His most of the credit financing is the company provides the personal guarantee of unlimited liability. It gave an issue, according to the contract he should burden the responsibility. Letv can happen when the case in accordance with the law]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@麦Nathan：比较同意侯总的观点，人家高位抛卖运作，你情怀上脑接盘了，最终公司亏得一丝不挂，也是投资人自己的事。毕竟当初没人逼迫你买一个老千股啊
[@ Michael Nathan hou agrees with the general view, the somebody else cast high selling operation, your feelings on brain flange, eventually company were naked, and investors to do your own thing. After all when nobody forced you to buy a card shark stocks]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@段郎说事同感。
[@ period of lang masters.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[笑cry][挤眼]@颜宴：根据海南的当地群众说，他这不是装疯卖傻，而是故意请神上身，只想施展法术威慑交警吧，可交警，镇定自若，因为神明一定会站在正义这方的[允悲]
[[laughing cry] [eye] @ YanYan according to the local people in hainan, this is not the fool on occasion he but please god deliberately waist, just want to cast the spell deterrence traffic police, traffic police, very calm, because the gods will be on the right side of [allow sad]]
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