作为一个一日三餐都需要外卖小哥解救的人来说，真的见不得这个……#外卖小哥扎心了#@大象保保 tRXkag tRXBFEot
[As one of the three meals a day all need take-away little elder brother to save the people, really hide the... # take-away little elder brother heart # @ the elephant bartender bartender tRXkag tRXBFEot]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
old先：#天# 送给喜欢他的人。
[# # days to like him. ]
漫画家，作品《小丑丹尼》、《爱的比热容》、画集《old先》、《天》。
思想聚焦：还在上学的真的好好珍惜时光吧，不要觉得上班能赚钱很自由。进入社会后你会遇见比学校里倍奇葩的人，倍不讲理的傻逼，受倍的委屈，背上倍的压力，累死你的不是工作，往往是工作中遇到的人，结果那些傻逼你还不能打他，因为你是有素质的人。—— 超烦黄艾玛
[Also really cherish the time in school, dont think to work to make money is freedom. Will enter the society after you meet, than people in The Times in school science times unreasonable silly force, the injustice of The Times, back times of pressure, dead tired you not work, is often encountered in the work, the result that silly force, you cant beat him because you are a man of quality. - super bother Huang Yima]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
林小宅-：🌊💦
极品爆料王：还记得之前那只被咬舌头的柴柴吗？它又作死了，哈哈哈哈太贱了[doge]tRXFCTyD
[Remember that only by the lisping head wood wood before? It is as a dead, ha ha ha ha too base [doge] tRXFCTyD]
你开心就好
Happy张江：哇哦，被帅哭了！！一个为了公益减掉长发的小姐姐。天啦撸，简直要被掰弯了[色]tRXFCwO
[Wow, be handsome crying!!!! A little sister for the public to lose hair. Dear lu, it will be bye bent tRXFCwO [color]]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
edc陳冠希：號
西安哪裡好吃？
快點告訴我！
[< br > no. Xi an where good? < br > please tell me!!!!!!! ]
International nomad
娱乐界的那点事：琼瑶剧成就了好多艺人，最无心插柳的估计是范冰冰了，当年在还珠格格里只是个小角色，看这打脸戏[赞][赞][赞]我只能说林心如是个实在人啊[二哈][二哈][二哈]
[Qiong precious jade play made a lot of artists, the most accidentally estimation is fan bingbing, was just a small role in princess huanzhu, look at the face play [who] [who] [who] I can only say lin xin such as a true person [two ha] [two ha] [two ha]]
合作请私信小编，欢迎投稿，广告合作微信
英国报姐：这年头连男孩子的胸都可以是假的。。不知道还有什么是真的了。。。。。。[doge][doge][doge] tRXFNYCB
[These days even the boys chest can is false.. I dont know what is true... [doge] [doge] [doge] tRXFNYCB]
订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
最神奇的视频：一位印第安艺术家街头表演电影《最后的莫西干人》的原声，听起来悠远而神秘，大气而苍凉！[赞][赞] tRXFCHyo .
[An Indian artists busking movie the last was dry person of the original, it sounds deep and mysterious, and desolate atmosphere! [who] [great] tRXFCHyo.]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
回忆专用小马甲：我只要一吃饭就这样……能怎么办呢？当然是选择分给它一点啊
[I just eat a... What I can do? Of course is to choose to it a little]
《愿无岁月可回头》
人民日报：【他们在隧道小时轮值 年入五六万】月日，湖南郴州东江引水工程，山体下一条多米长的狭窄而潮湿的隧道，没有阳光、没有信号，只有一群隧道工人，小时不间断地，挥汗如雨地掘进作业。他们说：“比起务农，当隧道工每年有至万元的收入，已经很好了。”（图东方IC）转，#帮劳动者上头条#！
[Their hours rotation in the tunnel Hunan chenzhou into thousand 】 month, dongjiang water diversion project, the mountain under more than one meter long narrow and damp tunnel, no sun, no signal, only a group of tunnel workers, hours non-stop, sweating excavation work. Than the land, they said, when the tube tunnels to an income of ten thousand yuan a year, already very good. # (IC) figure east turn, help workers headlines #! ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
微博搞笑排行榜：小正太和妈妈聊小女友的故事，没想到最后。。。这一定是个假儿子[笑cry] tRXFRwm
[Eyes and her mother talk about the story of the little girl, I didnt think the last... It must be a fake son [laugh cry] tRXFRwm]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
夢想家林志穎：天气好带宝贝们公园玩石头[太陽]
[The weather is good with babies play in the park stone [sun]]
經紀業務洽商leadspeed@qq 收 歡迎來我淘寶店shop.taobao
楊千嬅：懷念大連人生無限公司的打卡，一路唱了很多次《突然好想你》，沒想到最後和@五月天 大合唱《突然好想你》。
謝謝五月天的音樂，謝謝生活里的每一對春嬌志明。[心]
#春嬌救志明##五月天人生無限公司#
tRXdGNkp
[Miss dalian life unlimited company clock in, all the way to sing a lot of time suddenly good think you, didnt last and @ mayday chorus, suddenly miss you so much. Thank you < br > a mayday music and life in the spring of each pair of jiao chi Ming. [heart] < br > # spring jiao save chi Ming # # mayday life unlimited company # < br > tRXdGNkp]
有關內地工作查詢請聯絡 內地代理經紀公司 ：绝色经纪 周嗣伟 香港工作聯絡：寰亞娛樂 Alex Lee
全球育儿大全：国外男子在送怀孕太太去医院时，意外拍下了宝宝来不及等待直接蹦出来的惊悚画面。。。最后妈妈和小宝宝都平安健康，祝福他们，妈妈真伟大！[心]预产期那几天还是住医院吧 tRXFNaZB .
[Foreign man in pregnant wife to the hospital, unexpectedly took the baby to wait out directly scared... Finally mom and baby are safe health, bless them, mother is great! [heart] due date that a few days or a hospital tRXFNaZB.]
这里有妈咪呵护宝贝必须知道的知识，科学的养宝贝，让宝贝快乐的健康成长！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
小野妹子学吐槽：一只特立独行的猬...老铁，很会玩啊[笑cry] tRXFNNzp .
[A maverick hedgehog... Brother, very will play [laugh cry] tRXFNNzp.]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：据说喵星人在纵身一跃之前都是经过计算的！没毛病……[喵喵]
[It is said that meow star man before jumping are calculated. Nothing wrong with... [meow]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
交警陈清洲：头发终于长出来了！[噢耶]老婆还帮忙修理了一下。下次小侄子看到，应该不会再叫蜀黍“光头强伯伯”了[偷乐]……
[Hair grows at last! [oh yeah] wife also help to repair it. Little nephew see next time, should not be called again sorghum baldheaded JiangBoBo [steal joy]... ]
时代楷模、公安一级英模、全国政法系统优秀党员、特级优秀人民警察；一等功臣；福建最美身边普法人、学雷锋标兵、公安爱民模范；厦门市劳模、十佳民警
噗嗤大叔：这条人际关系准则，会真正提升你的社交情商。
[The norms of human relationships, can really boost your social intelligence. ]
公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
全球奇闻趣事：厉害了，这个设计我给满分，不怕你骄傲[doge] tRXFLZf .
[Much, I give out, the design is not afraid of you proud [doge] tRXFLZf.]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。
清南师兄：日本一位网友分享的家里两只大汪和宝宝的日常，ta就像哥哥一样守护着弟弟，画风无比暖萌~
[Japans share a netizen home two big woof and baby everyday, ta looking like brother younger brother, painting style very warm of ~]
躬耕于清华的南方都市人，青年人必读的活百科全书，社会学播士、情感心理学砖家
阚清子：想吃么？[挤眼]
[Want to eat? [eye]]
阚（kàn）清子 工作联系：
CCTV5：你不看足球，你就不会懂，英雄相惜，亦敌亦友~~[足球][足球] tRXFWGi .
[You dont watch football, you wont understand, hero pity, also an enemy ~ ~ also [soccer] [soccer] tRXFWGi.]
“CCTV”微博是中央电视台体育频道的官方微博。在这里，您将能获得及时的综合体育资讯，新鲜多样的赛事即时图文、视频报道，CCTV重点栏目重要节目的播出安排预告，以及播后精彩回放，等等……此外，我们也致力于成为热爱体育的您和CCTV沟通的桥梁、纽带。CCTV的观点和声音会从这里发布，您的意见和建议也会这里得到反馈！CCTV官微，期待成为您体育生活的好伙伴！
新京报：【婚礼现场男方多亲朋全是雇来的[吃惊] 女方识破后报警】谈了年恋爱，西安姑娘小刘近日终于要和男友王某结婚了。婚礼上，王某父母却迟迟未出现。情急之下新娘家人挨桌询问，大跌眼镜的是，男方多名“亲朋”竟全是雇来的。小刘家立马报警，王某被警方带走。小刘说，恋爱时并未发现异常，“ 我们
[【 the wedding the husband and relatives are all hired more [surprised] a wife after detecting alarm 】 talked for years, xi an girl xiao liu has finally going to marry her boyfriend wang mou. Wedding, wang mou parents does not appear. The feeling be nasty under the brides family get table inquiries, even, more than the man and all is hired. XiaoLiuGu immediately report to the police, wang mou was taken away by the police. Liu said, love is not found abnormal, us]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
1024专员：雪碧，透心凉，心飞扬[doge]tRXYAU
[Cold Sprite,, the heart flies upwards doge tRXYAU]
想做网红的网黄！
WWWMHZS：我说比个心，我葱就哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈#李宇春#tRXFCWFr（使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!）
[I said than a heart, I will ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha # # tRXFCWFr li onion (use # s # record, avoid traffic see popular short video!) ]
你有你的喜 我有我的好 谁也别惹谁 省得你挨骂
财经网：【厦门要多一个景点了：坐地铁，看海景[太开心]】昨日下午，厦门地铁号线“热滑”测试圆满完成，标志着号线地铁车辆具备了正式在地铁运营线路上“奔跑”的条件。当地铁行至海边时，视野忽然变得开阔，阳光洒满整个车厢。透过宽敞明亮的车窗，美丽的海景线尽收眼底，碧海蓝天。tRXFGrZ
[[xiamen to a scenic spot take the subway, see seascape [quite happy]] yesterday afternoon, xiamen metro line no. hot slide the successful completion of the test, mark the line subway vehicle has officially on metro line running condition. When the subway to the sea, suddenly become broad vision, sunshine asperses full whole car. Through the Windows of our spacious and bright, the beautiful seaview panoramic view, blue sky. tRXFGrZ]
商务合作： 廖先生 QQ ： 邮箱：kailiao@caijing
袁弘：#LACOSTE明星店长# 虽然是回到武汉了，可毕竟是过劳动节，不能光吃不干活，今天下午在LACOSTE体验了一日店长，据说销售业绩还行，劳动光荣，贡献GDP快乐，亲们，有需要打折的吗？报我名，试试!
[Although # # LACOSTE star manager is come back to wuhan, but after all is labor day, cannot eat light does not work, in the LACOSTE experience a day when the manager this afternoon, it is said that sales are ok, labor glorious, contribution to GDP is happy, dear friends, have a need to discount? My name, try it! ]
日行一善，夜扯一淡。一个不高尚但纯粹的人，一个脱离不了低级趣味的人，一个喝酸奶只舔盖舔完就扔的人。十八禁 工作邮箱emma.lee@thebrandcore
全球热门搜罗：这是一段发布不到天就超亿人观看的逆天小短片，一个小罐子，一堂哲学课，告诉你怎样追寻更快乐的人生，卧槽，赶紧收了看！！！ tRIpJpr
[This is a period of less than days are more than one hundred million people watched the fate of small clip, a small pot, a philosophy class, tell you how to search for more happy life, good heavens, and look!!! tRIpJpr]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
猫的树Cattree：最想去的远方是哪里？
[Want to go far away? ]
商业合作请联络：maomen@vip.，非工作勿扰，谢谢！
爱啃梨的星际碎片：这辈子每次最美的笑容都是因为想到你@沈肯尼_London
[Every time in my life the most beautiful smile is because I think of you @ shen Kenny _London]
爱啃梨，一辈子离不开的维生素。个人品牌店：kenneth-london.taobao 工作联系：dear_quintus@foxmail或助理邹小姐：
纪懵懵：男朋友拍照速成班第课，如何在约会的时候给女票拍一组照。tRXFSWAG
[Boyfriend photo crash course on the first lesson, how to take a group of female ticket the date. tRXFSWAG]
「每一枚相片，都是告别的风景。」
聊心情话：以后我要对自己男朋友好一点 ，因为他是全世界眼光最好的男人；以后你要对自己女朋友好一点，因为又漂亮又善良的女人不多。恋爱中约女生的正确方式，能让我有一种 “我配不上这么帅的男朋友”的愧疚。一生不喜与人抢，但该得到的也不会让。如果有一天，我们结婚了，我只希望那是因为爱情。
[Later I want to be a bit better to oneself boyfriend, because he is the world the best man in the eye; Later you want to be nice to his girl friend, because of the beautiful and kind woman. Love about the girl in the right way, can let me have a kind of I dont deserve such a handsome boyfriend of guilt. Dont like to rob his life, but also wont let this get. If one day, we get married, I only hope that because of love. ]
你的心事，我的名字，V 工-众-号：ssnrm （时尚女人魅）
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