好看的皮囊千篇一律，
有趣的灵魂万里挑一。
愿你早日领教过这世界深深的恶意，
然后开启爱他妈谁谁的快意人生。
[Nice skins machine-made, < br > interesting of a soul. < br > may you learned at an early date the world deep malice, < br > then open inferior love his mother an enjoyment of life. ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
回忆专用小马甲：岛国的一对短腿兄妹，看起来底盘稳稳地，很萌[心]
[Island of a pair of brother and sister, short-legged chassis firmly, look very of [heart]]
《愿无岁月可回头》
王子文Olivia：🌈年前的我们……🦄@樊荣FeeFanS
[🌈年前的我们…… 🦄@樊荣FeeFanS ]
工作联系：@qq
冷笑话精选：主人表示自家狗子是散步狂魔……每次一说“散步”狗子就开心疯了！哈哈哈好浮夸啊[笑cry]tRXFYU
[Dog owners say their walking is slasher... Every time you say walk dog child happy crazy! Ha ha ha good grandiose tRXFYU [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
同道大叔：天蝎是当ta表现的不在意，无所谓的时候，ta内心可能超级在意，在意的自己都要憋炸了。而当ta表现的在意并且告诉你ta很在意的时候，你。。。。就跪下解释吧。
[Scorpio is when she dont care, it doesnt matter, ta heart may be super care, care about themselves are Fried to suppress. And when the ta performance care and tell when ta very care about you, you... He knelt down to explain it. ]
星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
最神奇的视频：心碎！实拍货车碾压羊群 ，羊妈妈拼命拦住肇事车，希望司机朋友慢点开车，愿所有生命都能被温柔对待 tRXkFvVn .
[Broken heart! Collaosed trucks rolling sheep, the sheep mother tried to stop trouble-causing car, hope the driver friend slowly driving, may all life can be treated with tender tRXkFvVn.]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
September记录一切美好：今天五一 你们都在哪里浪呀[舔屏][舔屏][舔屏]
没出去浪的朋友，能不能和我分享下你的家乡有啥很赞的值得推荐我来旅游的景点和名美食小吃吗？ 或者名气不大 宣传不多但其实很美的景地呀？ 没什么，就是觉得我对国内各个地方名胜名景了解得太少了…
[May where you all waves today [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen] < br > < br > not out to sea friend, can you share with me your hometown have what good is worth to recommend me to tourism scenic spots and famous gourmet snacks? Or the most prestigious Propaganda is not much but actually very beautiful scene? Nothing, just think I know about domestic various local places of famous scene too few... ]
非卖家无链接不代购不开网店不广告不推广不合作全自费买私人博地盘不回私不随便交友不推荐店铺UK混油心得分享随心记录爱信不信非包子会回击
英国报姐：相爱年的丈夫去世后，老奶奶一直沉浸在悲伤之中。原本不喜欢猫拒绝养猫的奶奶，最后却被一只没有尾巴的流浪猫融化了。一人一猫在最需要救助的时刻，互相拯救了彼此。
[Love years after her husband died, granny has been immersed in sorrow. Originally dont like having a cat cat refused to grandma, but is a no tail of stray cats melt. One man, one cat at the most in need of help, saved each other. ]
订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
鄭元暢小綜：大家好好享受五一假期的最後一天吧[太陽]
[Lets enjoy the last day of the May Day holiday (the sun)]
M.I.E. 最大國際娛樂 工作聯繫公郵：mie_@qq
Happy张江：是这样！当你终于觉得春暖花开，天气变暖了，火速回家换上夏季的衣服之后~~[二哈]tRXFhIEj
[Is it! When you finally feel spring, the weather is getting warm, rushing home after changing into summer clothes ~ ~ [ ha] tRXFhIEj]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
央视新闻：【天起余航班备降！成都机场无人机扰航班被指有幕后黑手】一位飞行俱乐部负责人称，此前他也认为是个案，但近期频发这种不顾公共安全，公然挑衅政府和公众底线的做法，就有点说不通，“如果是一两次太正常不过，但发生这么多次不能认为是孤立事件了。” tRXFvjm
[【 day more flights alternate! Chengdu airport unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) flight be refers to have behind 】 a flying club officials say, he had also believed to be the case, but the recent frequent this disregard for public safety, defy the practice of the government and the public the bottom line, just have a little sense, if it is too normal, once or twice but cant considered isolated incident happened so many times. tRXFvjm]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
韩国me2day：【Naver综合】日下午,#权志龙# 在首尔明洞出席某活动.酷酷的GD欧巴[心]
[Comprehensive 】 【 Naver days afternoon, Ming hole # # GD in Seoul to attend some activities. Cool GD Obama [heart]]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
李治廷：“勞動節反癱，動起來！✌️”tRXFZci (使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!)
[Labor day collapsed, move! ✌ ️ tRXFZci (use # s # record, avoid traffic see popular short video!) ]
Carpe Diem )相關工作業務請與我的執行經紀人小貝聯繫，郵箱：belle@
北京人不知道的北京事儿：【周杰伦心疼歌迷灯牌被扔斥责公安 随后道歉[话筒]】日晚，周杰伦演唱会，在台上的他目睹公安将歌迷的灯牌丢地上后说：“把她的灯牌还给她，你不要乱丢我歌迷灯牌”，接着又连吼两次：“你给我滚出去！”，据网友：警察因为女孩举的牌子挡住后面视线，正常维持秩序，因其屡次不听，所以才抢下牌子，
[【 love jay Chou fan lamp brand was thrown of public security An apology then [microphone] day night, jays concert, fans on stage he saw police will light card after losing ground say she put her lamp card back, you dont throw me light brand fans, then even the roar twice you give me get out of here! , according to the net friend the police because the girl for the brand behind the line of sight, blocking the normal order, because it often dont listen, so we had brand,]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
我的朋友是个呆B：一位爸爸对女儿的深情告白，到最后娃一脸懵逼：我爹是不是疯了？
tRXFzR
[A father to her daughters love conversation, in the end she a face of meng force my dad is mad? < br > tRXFzR]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
我与贱客的日常：几乎每首都是我的童年！音乐一响起，满满的都是回忆啊...[笑cry][哈哈]
tRXjAWuu
[Almost every capital is my childhood! Music sounded, all is memory... [laughing cry] [ha ha] < br > tRXjAWuu]
各位骚侠，身边有人各种犯贱不？各类爆笑应有尽有，欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。
一起神回复：狂拽霸酷叼炸天啊，拽帽子那一下帅炸！[喵喵]
[Crazy pulled the cool on the diao fry god, ye hat that handsome burst! [meow]]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
头条新闻：#视野#【小偷到喜宴蹭饭欲盗窃 未料参加婚礼的都是民警[哈哈]】万万没想到！日前，一名小偷在江苏沛县某饭店溜达，看到有人办喜宴，就假装是熟人，想上前蹭饭，并寻找下手目标，结果在这里办喜宴的是一位民警，来吃饭的都是他的同事。网友：撞枪口上了，还是机关枪。tRXFkN
[# # 【 view the thief to the wedding banquet ceng rice to theft Wedding is police are not [ha ha]] never imagined! A few days ago, a thief a hotel in jiangsu peixian county, to see someone do wedding banquet, pretending to be acquaintances, want to come forward to ceng rice, and looking for hand targets, results in a wedding banquet is a civilian police here, to eat are all his colleagues. Net friend hit the gun, or machine guns. tRXFkN]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
史上第一最最搞：标准港味普通话！！从入门级到神级，看吴君如、黄子华、古天乐、蔡少芬等众星亲自示范的迷之港普。[doge] tRXDBefP
[Standard port flavor mandarin!!!!! From entry level to level of god, to see the stars such as kongs, dayo wong, Louis koo, caishaofen personally demonstration of fans of Hong Kong. [doge] tRXDBefP]
让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量
头像集：是我提的分手
是我说的要走
是我删的好友
夜夜流泪的也是我
[Is I break up < br > is to go < br > I said is I delete the tears is my friends < br > and night]
小号@单身的日常 商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow 。
娱乐情报媛：哈哈哈哈太到位了，蒋欣又一模仿新作，各种小表情太可爱了，好扎心的表演[心]tRXFhNvq
[Ha ha ha ha too in place, rulu another copy, all sorts of small expression is too lovely, good [heart] tRXFhNvq heart performance]
新鲜出炉的新闻娱乐八卦，接好了，憋烫着了～
读书：小选手王泓翔演唱的梅派代表作品《梨花颂》，难得一见少儿音乐节目里有对国粹京剧的传承，梨花开，春带雨。梨花落，春入泥，空灵纯净的嗓音，后台的狗狗仿佛都听入迷了。tRXFhNPS
[Small player Wang Hongxiang MeiPa representative works of pear flower, a rare childrens music program is the quintessence of Peking Opera tradition, pear flower, spring rain. Pear flower to fall, spring into the mud, spiritually pure voice, the background of dogs like to listen to ecstasy. tRXFhNPS]
传媒帝国时代，用读书摆脱媒体意见控制，深入思考，通达真相、真理、真谛。
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国一小哥回老家，从阳台出去张望下风景，顿时以为人生游戏系统出bug了...仔细一瞧才发现是工地外围的白墙[拜拜]
[Island a small brother go home, looking out from the balcony of the scenery, immediately thought life game system is out of the bug... A closer look only to find that is site peripheral white walls (bye bye)]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
英式没品笑话百科：ofo代表民主，mobike代表法制，
二三线城市还不适合民主。
——zmt
[Ofo representative democracy, mobike on behalf of the legal system, < br > < br > lower-tier cities is not suitable for democracy. < br > < br > - ZMT]
奇怪笑点与百无禁忌
秋田六千：高冷猫主子 VS 热情人类幼崽
抖M猫奴可是要从小培养啊[喵喵] tRXFZMhm .
[Enthusiasm cold cat master VS human cub < br > shake M cat slave but to instil [meow] tRXFZMhm.]
每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian
梁上進henderson：当吃的点太多，正方形已经塞不完的情况下[摊手]这是一家上海的brunch，是一个连豆奶都含酒精的早午餐。
[When to eat too much, the square has plug without the stand hand a brunch of Shanghai, is a even soy milk all alcoholic brunch. ]
合作请邮件联系：hendersonstudio@
妖妖小精：好美啊
[Good beauty!]
◆长期搞笑◆非常有趣◆业余时间译制漫画，更新时多时少（部分内容因查找无力未能标明作者，非常抱歉，望见谅！欢迎随时指正！）
趣味贩卖机：#drinks#为了喜茶排上N小时队也愿意啊。。
[# drinks# lined on N hours to xi tea also willing to.. ]
这是一个好玩儿的微博～
张馨予：第一个休息日，来，我们翻牌
[The first day of rest, we flip card]
你还是那个 张猫猫
马男波杰克Bojack：如果你想好了要陪着我
就把身边那些七七八八的人清理干净
一点醋都别让我吃
因为我不仅懒得跟她们挤 我还懒得告诉你
[If you want to and ready to accompany me < br > to clean up the side of those < br > a bit vinegar dont let me eat < br > because Im too lazy to not only with them Im too lazy to tell you]
梦想是成为亿万富翁◡̈⃝
日本流行每日速报：哈哈哈哈，为了迎接夏天，羊驼先生做了个造型[doge]
[Ha ha ha ha, in order to meet the summer, Mr Alpaca made a modelling [doge]]
用传统媒体以外的视角，分享日本的那些事...
新闻晨报：中国空军战士演绎火遍全球的鬼步舞《Seve》，还有Popping solo！好帅！！[鼓掌]空军哥哥们还缺女朋友吗？[害羞]tRXkrTi
[The Chinese air force fighter fire through global interpretation of the ghost dance step Seve, and Popping solo! Good handsome!! [applause.] air brothers still lack a girlfriend? [shy] tRXkrTi]
新媒体合作：qq； 曝料热线：- ； 客服热线：、
韩国me2day：【YouTube】日,#EXO-CBX# 为
[YouTube, # exobiology - CBX# for < NYLON > magazine in filming for pictorial behind-the-scenes look video open, Pink is tender Pink of handsome Boys ~ tRXFhesa]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
梁詠琪：#西游记女儿国# 祝大家五一快樂！[加油][加油][加油]
[Journey to the west girl country # # I wish you all a happy May Day! [go] [go] [go]]
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