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南方都市报：【真朋克！旬白发婆婆打电玩：老江湖，办的金卡[酷]】重庆九龙坡，有一位六十多岁的婆婆，她每天都要到电玩城打游戏，周末还会带上孙子一起过来玩。看她一顿操作猛如虎，就知道是个老江湖了。店员说她办的还是金卡，每天玩到晚上八点才回家。可以说是很朋克了[doge]梨视频tRlcfhc
[[true punk! Ten-day hair mother-in-law playing video games operatives, do the gold card [cool]] jiulongpo district of chongqing, a mother-in-law more than years old, she went every day to the video game city game, also will bring grandson with them at weekends. See her operation fierce like a tiger, you know a operatives. The clerk said she do or the gold card, every day to play didnt go home at eight o clock at night. Can be said to be very punkdoge pear video tRlcfhc]
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冷笑话精选：社会社会……惹不起[作揖]tRlVVId
[Social society... Not to be taunted tRlVVId [bowing]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：网友：只能说小白你腿骨骼精奇，自带秋裤材质 [允悲]
[Net friend can only say that small white leg bones jing, you take long Johns materialallow sad]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【白敬亭澄清穿秋裤：那真是我的腿】近日，白敬亭现身机场不惧寒冷穿起了破洞裤耍帅。而有网友发现小白穿了一条肉色的秋裤打底。对此，白敬亭回应称：说实话其实没穿，那真是我的腿[哈哈]↓↓解释时还被自己逗笑了[笑cry]↓↓网友：别人家澄清绯闻，白敬亭澄清穿秋裤！tRlVVzjb
[【 Bai Jingting clarify wear long Johns thats my legs 】 recently, Bai Jingting appeared in the airport not afraid cold, wear the hole pants play handsome. While some netizens found a small white wore a nude Johns render. , Bai Jingting responded by saying the truth actually not wearing, thats my legs (haha) has also been left left explain myself laugh [laugh cry] left left netizen other peoples house to clarify gossip, Bai Jingting clarify wear long Johns! tRlVVzjb]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
一块去旅行：【超详细越南国庆旅行攻略】
| 越南，说走就走的国家
| 三个女孩子的越南自由行
河内—岘港—会安—芽庄—大叻—胡志明
| 从寒假就开始计划，暑假就开始做攻略，终于写好了记录。也算是有头有尾了。
•「目录」：
P～P写在前面（行程准备tips，交通建议酒店预订以及接送机服务，护肤品化妆品携带，...全文： m.weibo
[More detailed the Vietnam National Day travel tips 】 【 < br > | Vietnam, says countries come away < br > | line three girls Vietnam free < br > Hanoi, da nang, public security, nha trang - da lat - ho chi minh < br > | from the winter vacation begin to plan, the summer vacation began to do strategy, finally write good record. Also be the beginning. < br > < br > directory < br > P ~ P is written on the front (travel tips, traffic suggest hotel reservation and airport transportation service, skincare cosmetics carry,... The full text m. eibo]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
汽车之家：#家家热点时刻# #hi十一月# 十一月到了，是时候开着你的爱车去拍拍拍了！[舔屏]（图片源自网络 百度搜索）
[# hot moments every November # # # hi in November, is time to open your car to clap clap! [lick screen] (image derived from network baidu search)]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#女司机给你一个学化妆的理由，说不定哪天能用上[doge][跪了] tRlKqc
[Old driver class # # the driver to give you a reason to learn make-up, perhaps which day can [doge]] [kneeling on tRlKqc]
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小野妹子学吐槽：据说是阿里员工内部搞得一个小投票。
[Is said to be ali employees within a small vote. ]
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小野妹子学吐槽：川普女儿伊万卡在日本接受记者采访时如是说[good]
[Ivanka trump daughter in Japan, when accepting a reporter to interview [good]]
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优酷：你见过这样的猎头吗？工作时雷厉风行，搞笑起来也独领风骚！#来优酷看猎场# ，阅遍秋冬哥@胡歌 的一百种模样！更有#猎场独家花絮# 为你度呈现男神的戏内戏外[挤眼]tRlctn
[Have you ever seen such a headhunter? Highly effective at work, also clueless funnier! # # to youku hunting ground to watch, read through autumnwinter elder brother @ arrival of one hundred kinds of shape! More exclusive trivia # # hunting ground for the degree you men of god [eye] tRlctn outside play within the play]
猫扑：你只看到别人月薪上万，没看到背后的多部手机！
[You only see a monthly salary of thousands of others, but didnt see behind the phone!]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【#我吃光了孩子的万圣节糖果#】年度缺德家长坑娃视频大赛又来了！不知不觉，这已是第七年了。孩子们得知噩耗后，有的放声痛哭，有的破口大骂，有的语无伦次，有的看破真相，还有的回答让人心头一暖↓↓反正这事都赖鸡毛！tRlVGIda
[【 # # I ate up the childrens Halloween candy 】 wicked parent pit Eva video contest again! Before you know it, it was in the seventh year. Children learned that after the news, some crying, some swearing, some incoherent, sometimes he who sees through the truth, and the answer the warm heart letting a person left left anyway, all this happened to lai feather down! tRlVGIda]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
音悦台：实力翻唱！林俊杰《她说》×王力宏《你不知道的事》，无缝衔接，超好听~ [心][心][心]tROnvGZ
[Power cover! Jj Lin , she said by wang lee hom what you dont know , seamless, really great ~ [heart] [heart] [heart] tROnvGZ]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
小浪同学爱吐槽：#部队食堂 强迫症的天堂#看完神清气爽[哈哈]经部队厨师训练过的蔬菜就是不一样！
[# # forces the paradise of the canteen obsessive-compulsive disorder after watching refreshed (ha ha) by forces trained cook vegetables is not the same! ]
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优酷：#猫晚#时尚达人@VanNess吳建豪 上线亲授超fashion搭配技能，混迹时尚圈多年，潮流单品囤货无数，但#吴建豪#表示最爱的还是…牛仔裤，网购必入款。剁手党表示，已经默默放进了购物车[二哈] tRlvjY
[# # cat late fashionistas @ VanNess wu jianhao are online grant super fashion collocation skill, hung out in fashion for many years, trend item stock up innumerable, but # # wu jianhao are said love or... Jeans, online shopping will enter. Shopaholic said, has been quietly into the shopping carttwo ha tRlvjY]
冷笑话精选：个超神奇的生活小窍门，学会了你会受用一辈子，超实用！[并不简单]tRlVeh
[A really amazing life tips, learned you will equip you for a lifetime, very practical! Is not a simple tRlVeh]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博搞笑排行榜：是祖国的小花朵没错了[笑cry]@湿兄莫慌我是湿弟 哈哈哈哈哈→@AKA-今年宗三出塑料小人了没像不像这个 tRlcyYc
[Is little flower of the motherlands brother [laugh cry] @ wet dont worry I am wet brother Ha ha ha ha ha - > @ AKA - cases of three out of the plastic figures this year didnt like the tRlcyYc]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小野妹子学吐槽：“学习”真的是我们能玩到的最厉害的大型真人在线互动体感神级游戏：
·一本游戏攻略就能啃一年，还都是几千年来的王者玩家总结的经验；
·官方就是国家本家，提供硬件完备的公用游戏空间；
·每周有五天线下玩家聚会，每次至少八小时；
·有大腿级玩家站在讲台上给你演示操作，带你上分；
·玩得好将来真的...全文： m.weibo
[Learning is that we can really play to the best level of large real online interactive body sense god games < br >, a game strategy can chew for a year, also is for thousands of years the players to summarize the experience of the king; < br > is the official national capitalists, provide hardware complete public game space; < br > weekly gathering under five antenna, at least eight hours every time; < br > has a thigh players standing on the platform, show your operation, to take you on; < br > who play well in the future. The full text m. eibo]
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蔡依林：好！ 明白！
[Good! Understand!]
猫扑：兄弟，别吃了，我都要秃了tRlcjbT
[Brother, dont eat, I be bald tRlcjbT]
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新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#京顺驾校，一女学员把车开进沟里了，教练们纷纷向她投去赞许的目光[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[Old driver class # # jing shun driving school, a female students put the car into the ditch, the coaches have to cast a favorable look to her [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
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最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：#堵车##迷之微笑#【“我堵路上了！”“塞车？”“塞羊……”】英国北约克郡，一辆汽车被堵在了路上，寸步难行，挡道儿的不是汽车，而是正在迁徙回农场的多只绵羊……这样的画风你见过吗？[二哈]（via 央视新闻）tRlUUIP
[Traffic # # # # fan of smile 【 I blocked the road! the jam? sheep......) the north Yorkshire, a car stuck in the road impassable, block of trap is not cars, but many sheep are on the move back to the farm... Such a style that you have met? [two ha] tRlUUIP (via CCTV news)]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【前方高能！高校女生给男生画花千骨妆容[允悲]】近日，四川农业大学某班开展了一场特别的美妆比赛。女生要按照“花千骨”、“武则天”、“芈月传”、“十面埋伏”中的经典古式妆容为男生上妆↓↓这个妆容你打几分？[doge]tRlcscte
[The picture for the high-energy ahead! College girls to boys spend bone makeup look [allow sad]] recently, sichuan agricultural university, a class has carried out a special beauty makeup game. Girl should, in accordance with the thousand bone, empress wu, Mi month biography, house of flying daggers in classical antique makeup look for boys makeup left left the makeup look down on you? [doge] tRlcscte]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博汽车：beautiful！就问你不！[馋嘴][馋嘴]
[Beautiful! Cant ask you! [available] [available]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
孙燕姿：我很愉快。 tRlcBmZR
[I am very happy. tRlcBmZR]
南方都市报：【凉山官方回应“年中老年人”：岁以上才是老年组 网友：这解释更扎心了[允悲]】近日，四川凉山州一则中老年杯足球赛的公告引发热议，原因是其设立的“中老年”标准是年月日之前出生。对此，凉山州体育局致歉称，由于审稿把关不严，文字表述不清，导致产生误解。并补充通知，周岁至周...全文： m.weibo
[【 liangshan official response years old the aged is the elderly group Netizen this explain more heart [allow sad]] recently, liangshan prefecture in sichuan province a middle-aged and old cups announcement triggered heated debate, the reason is that it has established the old standard is born before (date) (month) (year). Apologize, liangshan prefecture sports bureau, said the review lax, words is not clear, lead to misunderstandings. Adding notice, one full year of life to the week... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：发表了博文《东方港湾月投资观点》海阔凭鱼跃，天高任鸟飞.市场环境A股：月份，上证综指在国庆节后，因央行定向降准的刺激，上证综指高开并报收上涨.%；创业板指全月收报上涨.%。上市公tRlceNco
[Published A blog post on eastern bay investment view sea rich by diving, the days fly high as A bird. The a-share market environment month, the Shanghai composite index after the National Day, from central bank stimulus, the Shanghai composite index opened higher up and closed. %. Gem refers to the whole month to rise. %. Listed tRlceNco]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：发表了博文《【转】茅台酒不上头的玄机，全世界可能只有贵州的部分人知道》茅台酒不上头的玄机，全世界可能只有贵州的部分人知道--茅台时空“茅台酒，喝出健康来”，有人对这句话存有疑惑，喝酒也tRlcgm
[Published the post [go] maotai is not above the mystery, may be only part of the guizhou people around the world know maotai is not above the mystery, may be only part of the guizhou people all over the world know, maotai maotai, drink a health to time and space, and some of the words figured, drinking tRlcgm also]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【“生完娃忘带脑子出院” 引出一大堆妈妈自黑】人们都说一孕傻三年，近日，就有一位宝妈评论：我月子里每天傻到什么也想不起来，我妈说你是不是生娃时把脑子也一起生在医院里了，出院还没带出来[允悲]↓↓然后，网友的评论太高能了，请勿在喝饮料、吃饭时观看此条微博↓↓tRlcgilI
[【 birth she forgot to take my head out of the hospital leads to a lot of mother since black people all say a pregnant silly for three years, recently, there is a treasure mom comments silly every day in the confined to what is right on the tip of my tongue, my mom said you are not born baby at the same time as the brain together was born in the hospital, the hospital also didnt bring out allow sadness left left then, in comments is too high, please dont eat in a drink, when watching this weibo left left tRlcgilI]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：或死于天蝎或死于摩羯。--司马光
[Die of Scorpio or died of Capricorn. - sima guang]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【恭喜！熊黛林被曝已怀孕三个月】 近日，熊黛林被拍到一个人现身书店专攻育婴书，脚踏平低鞋，腹部微微隆起，似乎不敢动作太大↓↓对比昔日苗条的她，小肚部分比较明显。有网友表示：看这肚子岂止三个月啦，估计再过几个月小宝宝就要出生啦[憧憬]↓↓恭喜恭喜[心]tRlczcK
[【 congratulations! Lynn had already three months pregnant 】 recently, Lin was photographed one specializing in baby appeared in a bookstore, foot stepping over low shoes, abdominal bulge slightly, seems to be not too much movement left left compared to former slim down her, XiaoDu part is more noticeable. Some netizens said look at this more than three months, estimates that in a few months was born of a new baby [hope] left left congratulations tRlczcK [heart]]
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但斌：回复@朕知鸟瓶严重超标了[哈哈][挤眼][笑cry]@朕知鸟说实话，我一年喝的茅台加起来都不超过瓶。@但斌回复@咋这难改呢年后可卖[赞]@咋这难改呢今天产量都.万吨了。@但斌回复@漏船载酒的小楼是两位[失望]
[Bird is known by his reply @ me bottle exceeds bid badly the [ha ha] [eye] [laugh cry] bird is known by his @ me to tell you the truth, I drink maotai added up to no more than a year. @ but bin reply @ zha this cannot alter years to sell [who] @ zha this cannot alter production. Today, ten thousand tons. @ but bin reply @ leak wine from a ship building is two [disappointed]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜：想恋爱了[污]@Myatbatl 真的甜
[Want to be in love [pollution] @ Myatbatl really sweet]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国一妹子在推上求助，寻找一款她心仪的包包，可是又描述不出来啥样个包...万万没想到就这样还找到了，高手在民间[允悲]
[Island a sister in the push for help, she maybe looking for a bag, but couldnt describe what a package... Wildest dreams have also found in this way, master in folk [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
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