【“我堵路上了！”“塞车？”“塞羊……”[允悲]】英国北约克郡，一辆汽车被堵在了路上，寸步难行，挡道儿的不是汽车，而是正在迁徙回农场的多只绵羊……这样的画风你见过吗？[二哈] tRlLviJ
[【 I blocked the road! the jam? sheep...... [allow sad]] the north Yorkshire, a car stuck in the road, impassable, block of trap is not cars, but many sheep are on the move back to the farm... Such a style that you have met? [two ha] tRlLviJ]
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猫扑：【妻子购物车放几万元商品，丈夫偷偷转移存款被叫进派出所！[允悲]】日，宜昌的刘女士手机突然没信号，随后她发现账户内万余元不翼而飞。报案后民警发现，失踪的钱被转入其丈夫李先生的账户。原来，李先生发现妻子购物车商品总金额达几万元，心疼不已，于是他补办了妻子的手机号码，将妻子支付宝的...全文： m.weibo
[【 wife shopping cart put tens of thousands of yuan goods, husband secretly transfer deposit was called into the police station! [allow sad]], yichang liu suddenly phone no signal, and then she found the missing more than yuan account. Immediately after police found the missing money was transferred to her husbands Mr. Lis account. Originally, li found his wife shopping cart goods total amount up to tens of thousands of yuan, love dearly unceasingly, so he fill do his wifes cell phone number, the wife pay treasure... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【岁安徽男子疑因患病从峨眉山金顶跳崖 景区正全力搜救[生病]】日下午时，四川峨眉山景区，一男性游客跳舍身崖。事发后景区立即组织搜救，但至今未找到...据悉，该男子岁，安徽定远人。笔记本上写有“对不起父母”“我得肺中期”等字样↓↓真是看看都令人心酸...tRlbEIUv
[【 old man suspected in anhui from emeishan jinding cliff because of illness Scenic spots are searching [ill]] day noon, sichuan mount emei scenic area, a male tourists give cliff. Scenic area immediately organized the rescue after the incident, but has not found... It is reported, at the age of the man, anhui province. A notebook to write sorry parents with the words I have to middle lung left left really see all poignant... tRlbEIUv]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：手牵手一步两步吃着生蚝[爱你]
[Hand in hand one step two step eating raw oysters love you []]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：第十期#极限挑战# 月日就在今晚，锁定优酷视频 @努力努力再努力x @羅志祥 @黄渤 @孙红雷 @黄磊微博 @演员王迅 极限男人帮们来咯，你们准备好了吗？[小黄人剪刀手]
[Tenth issue # # extreme challenges on February nd tonight, locking youku video @ efforts to try again x @ show @ Huang Bo @ sun hong lei @ Huang Leiwei Po @ Wang Xun extreme man help to cough up, are you ready? [huang people scissorhands]]
优酷：#青春旅社# 在黄美莉@黄雅莉 的指导下，A栋迎来全新风貌，人人都化身成了灵魂厨师哟，优酷君炒鸡期待@TFBOYS-王源 @景甜 @李小璐Super璐 亲手做的大餐呢~~B栋小伙伴围着篝火谈心，讲述青春故事。更多精彩快戳：tRlbfLU
[# # the youth hostel in mei-li huang @ ya-li huang, under the guidance of A building in new style and features, everyone incarnation into soul chef yo, youku jun Fried chicken to @ TFBOYS - hanah @ @ li xiaolu Super sweet scene home-cooked meal? ~ ~ B building moves friend talk around the bonfire, tells the story of youth. More wonderful quick stamp tRlbfLU]
汽车之家：#家家新闻##大众POLO#【最大功率马力 大众POLO R计划曝光】日前，有海外媒体报道称大众正在考虑推出POLO R车型，并正在针对其未来是否会量产进行评估，而这款车型的最大功率将达到强大的马力。tRlbHFQG
[# every news # # POLO# public exposure 】 the most powerful horsepower Volkswagen POLO R project, with overseas media reported that the public is considering launching POLO R models, and is aimed at to evaluate whether the future will be mass production, and the maximum power for this model will be powerful horsepower. tRlbHFQG]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【妻子购物车放几万元商品 丈夫偷偷转走进了派出所[衰]】日，宜昌一女子手机突然没信号，随后她发现账户内万余元不翼而飞！报案后民警惊讶发现，失踪的钱竟被转入其丈夫账户...原来丈夫发现妻子购物车商品总金额达几万元，心疼不已，就暗自进行了这种操作↓↓tRlbHaYH
[【 wife shopping cart put tens of thousands of yuan Husband secretly turned into the police station [failure]], yichang, a woman suddenly phone no signal, and then she found more than yuan account missing! Immediately after police surprised found that missing money was transferred to her husbands account... The husband found his wife shopping cart goods total amount up to tens of thousands of yuan, love dearly unceasingly, had the operation left left tRlbHaYH secretly]
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微博汽车：iPhoneX......已入手，这才是小编换手机的理由，低调装X，爱豆们快扶我上墙[并不简单]......
[IPhoneX... Already, this is the reason for small make up in mobile, low-key X, love beans quickly help me up the wall [] are not simple... ]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
薛蛮子：回复@水瓶座刘蜀黍绝品@水瓶座刘蜀黍大理石雕出纱的感觉太牛啦！
[Reply @ Aquarius sorghum liu maize nonsuch @ Aquarius marbles of yarn is awsome!]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
薛蛮子：回复@棕榈滩乡村俱乐部当然是石雕@棕榈滩乡村俱乐部这外面是纱还是实雕！？
[Reply, of course, is the stone carving @ @ the palm beach country club this yarn is outside the palm beach country club or real eagle! ?]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
优酷：#马云王菲合唱# 马云@乡村教师代言人-马云 & 王菲@veggieg 联手打造侠情之作《风清扬》[小黄人高兴]#功守道#主题曲《风清扬》终于发布！马云中气十足，王菲的声音则是一如既往的空灵，曲风悠远绵长，和影片主题契合度满分！tRlbtV
[# # ma wang fei chorus ma ma & faye wong @ @ rural teacher mouthpiece of veggieg to create man love work the breeze pure Yang [huang] good to keep the # # work theme song the breeze pure Yang finally released! Ma gas dye-in-the-wood, faye wongs voice is always empty spirit, style long and long, and the fit subject full marks! tRlbtV]
汽车之家：国内的汽车文化会越来越好的[加油][加油]
[Domestic automobile culture will be more and more good [go] [go]]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
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[This is a very high chance of forward and pumping station millet MIX! Pulling weeds millet temporary loan quota limit open, help you success!]
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冷笑话精选：“我要带你去浪漫的土耳其，然后一起去东京和巴黎……”
狗子：放开我，我哪也不想去[二哈]
tRlbOkyn
[I want to take you to romantic Turkey, and then go to Tokyo and Paris... < br > the dog son let me go, I which also dont want to go [two ha] < br > tRlbOkyn]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：距离#猫晚#还有七天，@王嘉尔 和假面舞团已经做好准备。#王嘉尔猫晚#你准备好了么！
[From # # there are seven days later, @ Wang Jiaer and mask dance company has ready. # Wang Jiaer night cat # are you ready to get married! ]
李开复：猜对了，和今天的大明星合影留念
[Right, and take photos with todays big star]
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小米手机：#小米Note# 直降，光学变焦双摄，AI美颜自拍，人脸解锁黑科技，.护眼屏，标配G内存，超轻四曲面机身，元起。转发微博，送出小米Note 一台。#小米双#
[# millet Note# straight down, optical zoom, autodyne is AI skin care, face unlock black science and technology, the screen that shield an eye, the standard gb of memory, super light four surface of the fuselage, yuan. Forwarding microblogging, send millet Note one. Double # # millet]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
玩转instagram：这肉嘟嘟的小脸好想捏一把 [爱你]
[This meat doodle face really want to knead a love you []]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
新浪汽车：#车圈话题# 你开什么车？养车一年花多少钱？[思考]
[# #.so topic what car you drive? Maintain a year spend how many money? [thinking]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：#家家新闻##Jeep#【共辆 Jeep召回部分指南者自由客】日前，克莱斯勒（中国）汽车销售有限公司向国家质检总局备案了召回计划，将自年月日起，召回部分进口指南者和自由客。据该公司统计，中国大陆地区共涉及辆。tRlbNyec
[# # # Jeep# every news [a total of Jeep car recall part guide is a free guest 】, Chrysler (China) auto sales co., LTD., to the general administration of quality supervision, inspection and quarantine for the record the recall plan, will be from (date) (month) (year), and free recall parts imported guide. According to the statistics, Chinas mainland area involved. tRlbNyec]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我岁老公岁，我们结婚年女儿一岁半，我在公立单位上班他工作也不错。我遇到的问题是我跟老公的婚姻出现了沟通方面的问题。我觉得他不尊重我以及我家人，他觉得我管他太严。我们之间出现问题全推我身上，恋爱期不让牵手，网聊约小姐，虽然我被气的当场昏过去但是竟然也原谅了他。...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I years, the husband, we married daughter years old and a half, I work in public unit he worked pretty good also. My problem is I marriage the communication with the husband. I think he doesnt respect me and my family, he think I tube too strict. Problems between us all on my body, love dont let hand in hand, miss about network chat, although I was angry fainted on the spot but also forgave him. ... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
优酷：曹操爱才，也爱色；虽说抠门，连摸金校尉盗墓的招都用上了，却也为了赎一个寡妇，花了前两黄金，一双玉璧。这人是谁？这究竟又为何？看本期#晓说#，@高晓松 大紧老师带你重返三国世界。[笑而不语]
tRleTtq
[Cao Caoai only, also love the color; Though stingy, using touch gold a captain tomb-raiding resort, but also in order to redeem a widow, spent the first two gold, a pair of jade. Who is this man? This and why? Look at this issue # # xiao said, @ gao big tight teacher take you back to three kingdoms of the world. [smiling without a word] < br > tRleTtq]
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：和男朋友异地两年，毕业后他去了北京工作，而我留在家里。最近他和我说他觉得有点孤独，而且我发现他每天都在和他一个女性朋友聊天，虽然内容没有越界，但是心里还是觉得不舒服，我觉得朋友也不必要隔一两天就聊天吧，我问他为什么有些话不能和我说，他说和我说了要负责任，和别人说...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend long distance with her boyfriend for two years, and after graduation he went to Beijing to work, and I stay at home. He and I said he felt a bit lonely recently, and I found him in a female friend to chat with him every day, although content without crossing the line, but still feel uncomfortable in my heart, I think friend nor necessary lie between a day or two to chat, I asked him why some words cant and I said, he and I said to be responsible, and others say... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# tRlbKLMY
[# # jinshan night tRlbKLMY]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
猫扑：#投稿#群里有人说外婆快走时想请假，领导回复说“你外婆死了你这么激动干什么”，后来外婆过世后，她下午没去上班，领导说“快回来吧，要开会”
[Contribute # # of people say that my grandmother walking quickly want to leave, leading to reply said your grandmother is dead what are you doing so excited, then the grandmother died, she didnt go to work in the afternoon, the leader says quick come back, will have a meeting]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
优酷：#功守道#主题曲首发[憧憬]，马云@乡村教师代言人-马云 & 王菲@veggieg 联手打造侠情之作#风清扬#，一起来打Call[心]
[# # work to keep the theme from the starting [hope], ma, ma & faye wong @ @ rural teacher mouthpiece of veggieg to create man work # # the breeze pure Yang, together to play Call [heart]]
小野妹子学吐槽：秀
天秀
陈独秀
蒂花之秀
造化钟神秀
必是后起之秀
莫言只有山川秀
帅气天成无需作秀
千万人之中唯你俊秀
老太太不扶服你太带秀
一顾倾人城叹你眉清目秀
蓦然回首没想到你如此内秀
社会主义接班人就属你最优秀
[Show show < br > < br > day Chen duxiu flowers < br >, < br > creature clock shen hui < br > it is a rising star only mountains and rivers show < br > < br > mo yan handsome tiancheng without show < br > ten million people only beautiful < br > the old lady dont you help take you too show < br > a done people sigh your red < br > suddenly look back, I didnt think you are so charming < br > the socialist successors will belong to you the best]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【女子离家出走躲进鸡窝 #怕有声响掐死只鸡#[衰]】日，萧山一有长期抑郁女子离家出走。民警找了好几个小时，翻了好几个山头都没找到人...最后竟然在这里找到女子↓↓墙角中的女子瑟瑟发抖不说，身旁还躺着只死鸡，场面惊悚↓↓而鸡还是她徒手掐死的...发生了啥[生病]↓↓tRlbqin
[The woman ran away from home into nest # # afraid have strangled sound chickens [failure]], xiaoshans a depressed woman ran away from home for a long time. Police searched for several hours, turned over several mountains are yet to find a man... Finally found here women left in the left corner women shivering, side still lay dead chickens, scene thriller left left and chicken or unarmed strangled her... What happened [ill] left left tRlbqin down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：这个真的厉害！@中国文物网#非遗传承#
[This really fierce! Net # than genetic bearing # @ Chinese cultural relics]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博汽车：【#V影响力峰会#之我最喜爱的汽车大V投票】飙车漂移上天入地，唱歌跳舞能文能舞，评车、修车、去野、互 怼、拍片，Rap，炒鸡有意思的这帮汽车人来了！为你喜爱的大V投票，一起为他们打call！#V影响力峰会# #汽车人来了# 你来， 我在，等你，欢聚！投票戳↓↓↓ tRlbJxfx
[【 # # V influence summit of one of my favorite car big V voting] racing drift in dungeons, can sing and dance, dance, evaluation of car, car, go to the wild, mutual Dui, filmmaking, Rap, Fried chicken interesting this help the autobots! Vote for your favorite big V, a call for them together! # # # V influence summit autobots to # to you, I was in, wait for you, get together! Vote stamp left left left tRlbJxfx down down down]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
汽车之家：#家家新闻##瑞风M#【月日上市配置丰富 曝瑞风M新消息】日前，我们从官方获悉，江淮全新MPV瑞风M将于月日开幕的广州车展正式上市，新车定位于一款高端商务MPV。同时，其预计售价区间为-万元。此外，官方还透露了关于该车的配置信息。tRlbJiDc
[# every news # # refine M# 【 date listed configuration is rich Exposure of refine M new news 】 recently, we learned from the official that jianghuai new MPV refine M will be officially listed on date of opening of the guangzhou auto show, new car in a high-end business MPV. At the same time, its expected price range for - ten thousand yuan. In addition, the official also revealed about the vehicle configuration information. tRlbJiDc]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
但斌：发表了博文《恒瑞市值站上亿，朋友圈已经炸了......》恒瑞市值站上亿，朋友圈已经炸了......+--+麦喵喵+医药魔方+今日，恒瑞医药市值成功突破亿，中国第tRlbxdqL
[Published the post hengrui value hundreds of millions, circle of friends has Fried... Hengrui value hundreds of millions, circle of friends has Fried... + - + wheat meow meow + medicine rubiks cube + today, hengrui pharmaceutical market success breakthrough, the first Chinese tRlbxdqL]
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南方都市报：【女子手脚被夹怒骂施救消防：这都弄不开！让你陪手！[怒]】月日，安徽宣城，一名女子在草丛中，脚和手都被铁夹子夹住，痛苦不堪。消防员赶到救援时，夹子一时无法掰开，她一脸嫌弃和不忿，怒称消防员没用：这都弄不开！我指甲卡住了，指甲里有肉，让你陪手了！梨视频tRlckG
[The womens hands and feet is denounced rescue fire fighting I cant get it open! Let you accompany hand! [anger]] month day, anhui xuancheng, a woman in the grass, feet and hands are iron clip clamps, pain. Firefighters rushed to the rescue, the clip cant break, she a face of abandon and defiantly, nu fireman said I cant get it open! Stuck my nails, nail with meat, let you accompany a hand! Pear video tRlckG]
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