2017年11月10日星期五

Weibo funny center! For the most funny funny weibo every day. Pay attention to my, get daily fresh

微博搞笑排行榜:
    发一张最近让你,笑到飙泪的图片 ______________________________ ​​​ ​​​​
[Sending a cable recently let you laugh to tears pictures ______________________________]


微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

孙燕姿:
    你的小疯狂是什么?
#请不要说我疯狂##孙燕姿跳舞的梵谷# ​​​

[What is your little crazy? < br > # please dont say me crazy van gogh # # # stefanie sun dance]


Jony-J:
    倒计时 ​​​
[The countdown]


Rapper.来自SHOOC.Studio 工作联系:shooc@foxmail

思想聚焦:
    所谓的长大,就是终于意识到,这个世界也许不会像我们小时候想象的那么美好,我们爱着的人,我们在意的事情,也许会欺骗我们,也许会离开我们,我们也许会失去挚爱,也许会遭到背叛,但是,我们依然会接受所有不愿意去面对的不美好,勇敢地活下去。—— 老妖要fighting ​​​
[So-called grew up, it is finally realized that the world may not be as good as we imagined as a child, people we love, we care about, may deceive us, maybe they will leave us, we may lose love, may be betrayed, but, we still will accept all not good, dont want to face bravely live. - old demon to fighting]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ

胡杏儿:
    滿月當然要穿套西裝慶祝一下![阴险][酷][挤眼] ​​​
[The full moon, of course, to wear suits to celebrate! [insidious] [cool] [eye]]


工作聯繫:電話: 吳小姐: + 微信: HK-Cinderella 電郵: job.wuhangyee@gmail

豆瓣说:
    来说一说,你们当地车牌号开头两个字是什么?先评论再找老乡![二哈] ​ ​​​
[To say, what is your local license plate number beginning two words? First comment again looking for the person of hometown. [two ha]]


嘻嘻

盛一伦:
    自拍🤳🏼 ​​​
[自拍🤳🏼 ​​​]


工作联络电话: 张先生

噗嗤大叔:
    都会过去的
烦躁的心情 孤独的生活
还有努力也没用的事 ​​​​

[Will the past < br > the mood of be agitated Lonely life < br > there are efforts are useless]


公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )

视频之家:
    点赞,号抽一位小可爱送RMB,我也不知道为啥要发这个红包!就酱。[酷] tRlmxYn ​​​
[Thumb up, no smoke a little cute to send RMB, I also dont know why this red envelope! Sauce. [cool] tRlmxYn]


知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ: ,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow。

宋冬野:
    啊,岁了,没甚感想,这么年轻,还真是不好意思。 ​​​
[Ah, old, not have feelings, so young, is really embarrassed. ​​​]


事务请联系wuli@modernsky

日食记:
    今晚月亮好大,可惜手机拍不出。撸个猫准备睡了,晚安[月亮] ​​​
[Tonight the moon is so big, but mobile phone no. Lu a cat ready to sleep, good night [moon]]


合作邮箱:sean@canbox.tv

楊千嬅:
    他是一個低調高手,作得一手好曲,寫得一手好詞,煮得一手好菜,從來的義氣,無間的關懷,一貫的情商,多年來,他是其中一位在我的音樂與人生,默默在旁陪伴指導的重要「家人」,二丁目的笑中有涙,假如讓我説下去花與愛麗斯的快樂與哀愁,愛人也電光幻影了,他仍在unlimited 的支持著我⋯⋯很想説一 ​​​
[He is a low-key, done a good song, to write a good word, can cook good food, never helpful, loving care, consistent emotional intelligence, over the years, he is one of them in my music and life, quietly in the accompanying guidance of the important family, the second street with 涙 in laughter, if let me to go on flowers and Alices happiness and sadness, love also lightning phantom, he is still in the unlimited support the one I really want to say...]


有關內地工作查詢請聯絡 內地代理經紀公司 :绝色经纪 周嗣伟 香港工作聯絡:寰亞娛樂 Alex Lee

孟子坤_:
    『QQ音乐』tRlmiZsb ​​​
[TRlmiZsb QQ music]


工作事宜请联系: thecomingone_work@

芯話:
    点赞这条微博,明天你会收到期待已久的好消息[偷乐] ​​​​
[Thumb up this tweet, tomorrow you will receive a long-awaited news [steal joy]]


关注芯话。句句说到心坎,句句是心声!投稿合作QQ:

金世佳:
    tRlmAWE ​​​
[tRlmAWE]


什么都可以输 只有梦想是输不掉的

李云迪YUNDI:
    冬天到了🍂散散步 ​​​
[冬天到了🍂散散步 ​​​]


工作室联系:--;业务微信:yundiworld;邮箱:info@yundimusic

同道大叔:
    弱小 可怜 又无助
但是很能吃 很能玩手机 也很能追爱豆 ​​​

[Weak poor Helpless < br > but very can eat very can play mobile phone is also very love beans can be caught]


星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱:woshitongdao@shushujia.me

CNU_blank:
    “要么不要伤害别人,否则就做得冷酷一点。不要用道歉去侮辱那些被你伤害的人。”——兰波 ​​​
[Either dont hurt other people, or doing a little cold. Dont apologize to insult people who hurt by you. - Arthur rimbaud]


优秀视觉艺术图片分享|中国视觉联盟(cnu.cc)

人民网:
    说说你现在最离不开的两样东西____ ​​​
[Tell me about your most depends on two things _____ now]


报道全球 传播中国

马锐:
    #凤凰时尚之选颁奖盛典# 来颁个奖 其实就是好朋友们的聚会…@于正 @谭松韵seven@海陆 @贾青 @苏青 @练练 @艾福杰尼 谢谢@凤凰网时尚 [心][心] ​​​
[# # the phoenix fashion choice awards to award a prize In fact, the good friends party... @ in the positive @ songyun tan seven @ @ the land and sea ting @ qing su @ practice @ YiFuJie, thank @ phoenix net fashion [heart] [heart]]


商务邮箱:maruistar@qq

一起神回复:
    #神回卧谈会# 来答题了[doge] ​​​
[# # god back into slumber to answer [doge]]


这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

找图君:
    没睡的小伙伴们,对我说说你的心里话,什么都行。评论里我选三个人发个小红包。 ​​​
[Didnt sleep friends, tell me about your mind to me, anything. Comments I choose three people send a small red envelopes. ​​​]


行走的表情包,微博第一宠粉博主 胡图图

这里是美国:
    我二十几岁的青春,在市场待价而沽,在办公室里昏厥,在打字机上痛哭。——金斯堡 ​​​​
[My twenties youth, in the market is up for grabs, faint in the office, on a typewriter and wept bitterly. - ginsberg]


环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱:usa@huanqiu

伊吹鸡腿子:
    又截了一波图……记得点开查看大图。 ​​​
[Cut another wave figure... Remember the point open a larger view. ​​​]


宠物博主,不接广告。

段子楼:
    平常我就非常小心谨慎,然而再怎么小心,也会突然爱上一个人。——江国香织 ​​​
[I usually is very cautious, but again how carefully, will suddenly fall in love with a person. - Jiang Guoxiang weave]


段子Q群:。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ:

江小爬LOVE:
    “大自然的神性超越人类的宗教,我们是她的小学生。
而爱就是那个沟通万物的语言。”

谢谢黛青塔娜@HAYA乐团微博
tRlmgIQ ​​​

[Divine nature beyond human religion, we are her pupils. < br > but love is the language communication everything. < br > < br > thanks Diane qingtazhen na @ HAYA orchestra weibo < br > tRlmgIQ]


工作室邮箱JYY@hehehuayuan 工作联络田女士, 公益负责人齐女士邮箱:@

魂师Snoy:
    尽力了!感谢我的孩子们,我为你们感到骄傲,这么短的时间里你们每一个人都进步成长了很多很多,在我心里你们都是最棒的!只是对不起那么支持爱我们的你们,让你们流泪了。是我能力有限,辜负了大家的希望! ​​​
[Do your best! Thanks to my children, I am proud of you, in such a short time every one of you grow a lot of a lot, in my heart you are the best! Just sorry that support our love to you, make you cry. Is my ability is limited, failed to live up to everyones hope! ​​​]


东方神猪。连续三届DOTA世界冠军,被誉为“中国DOTA第一人”。保持外战不败成绩至今未被打破。现从事王者荣耀相关工作。

思想聚焦:
    别人对你的工作,存在什么误解 ___________________________________ ​​​ ​​​​
[Others of your job, theres misunderstanding ___________________________________]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ

杨丽萍:
    tRlmASd ​​​
[tRlmASd]


暂无

韩国me2day:
    #元斌生日快乐# 兼备实力与颜值的低调演员,永远的男神元斌欧巴生日快乐~[心][心] ​​​
[Happy birthday # won bin # have both strength and level of low key actor in appearance, male god forever won bin happy birthday ~ Obama [heart] [heart]]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

琦殿:
    被人说不够标准精致,长相也好,生活也好,对我来说都是一种夸奖。我不要平衡要蛮放,不要恰好要粗豪,要摇摇晃晃随随便便,把气力用在生长而不是保护之上,出洋相,上高山,走四方。 ​​​
[Being said not enough standard delicate, appearance, life, is a compliment to me. I dont balance, not just to be straightforward, rickety casually, used his strength on growth rather than protect, embarrassing, on the mountains, go. ​​​]


公众号:qdqd

微博音乐:
    @薛之谦 年第三波主打单曲《渡》首播。
从婴儿“渡”往童年,再从童年“渡”往青春期,再从青春期“渡”往成人。
从此岸“渡”到彼岸。
从一个城市“渡”往另一个城市。
从四面楚歌的困境“渡”到山明水秀的乌托邦。
从昨日“渡”到今日,再从今日“渡”到明日。
生离死别何尝不是“渡”?
这首歌 ​​​

[@ my show In the third wave hit single cross. < br > from baby crossing childhood, crossing from childhood to adolescence, again again from adolescence crossing to adults. < br > from sea crossing to the shining sea. < br > from one city to another city crossing. < br > from the plight of embattled crossing to beautiful utopia. < br > from crossing yesterday to today, and then from the crossing today to tomorrow. < br > shenglisibie did not cross? The song < br >]


都看到这儿了,还不快关注我啊,魂淡!

大脑切片:
    在脸上砸了那么多钱护肤
身体任何一块皮肤都比脸上好 ​ ​​​

[Screwed up so much money on the face skin care < br > body any piece of skin is better than face]


这次 你是不是再也不会离开了

辰亦儒:
    tRlmAY ​​​
[tRlmAY]


飞轮海组合成员,演员、歌手、主持人,工作请联系+ -小豪、小应姐

没有评论:

发表评论