2017年11月4日星期六

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    你在书里看过,最美的一句话是 ___________________________________ ​​​
[You have seen in the book, the most beautiful sentence is ___________________________________]


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吴昕:
    @李维嘉 我亲爱的哥哥,生日快乐🎂🎁🎂🎈🎉 日子一直就是,随你快乐[爱你][爱你][爱你][爱你] ​​​
[@ jiong 我亲爱的哥哥,生日快乐🎂🎁🎂🎈🎉 日子一直就是,随你快乐[爱你][爱你][爱你][爱你] ​​​]


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杜海涛:
    我嘉总是默默给我鼓励!默默给我支持!我长大了!我也要好好照顾我嘉爷!祝我嘉爷生日快乐!永远顺心快乐! ​​​
[I always silently jia give me encouragement! Silently support for me! When I grow up! I also want to take care of me jia ye! Happy birthday to my jia ye! In almost every happy forever! ​​​]


我爱我自己。

东方卫视极限挑战:
    从今天起,我们有了新口号,从过去到未来,#极限挑战#,这就是爱! ​​​
[Starting today, we have a new slogan, from past to future, # # extreme challenges, this is love! ​​​]


思想聚焦:
    把时间花在该花的事情里面
别每天矫情每天想七想八的
你还能努力的时间不多了
别遇到点芝麻蒜皮的事就玻璃心
只要你真正奋斗起来
你就会发现自己原来很了不起 ​​​​

[Spend time in the flower of things < br > dont melodramatic to seven to eight every day < br > you can also try to running out of time < br > dont meet something sesame of glass heart < br > < br > as long as you really struggle together you will find that the original is very great]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ

李维嘉:
    tRlqYiNc ​​​
[tRlqYiNc]


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东方卫视极限挑战:
    #极限挑战#风里雨里,感谢一路有你。
tzHEux ​​​

[# # ultimate challenge in the wind in the rain, thank you all the way. < br > tzHEux]


韩国me2day:
    #崔胜铉生日快乐# BigBang的大哥,低音炮艺术家T.O.P生日快乐~[心] ​​​
[Happy birthday # Cui Shengxuan # BigBang eldest brother, subwoofer artist T.O.P happy birthday ~ [heart]]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

红花会_弹壳:
    🎂🙏🏻
👬👬👬👬👬 ​​​




幼稚 矫情 情绪化

豆瓣说:
    留下你姓名的缩写,看看别人会叫你什么? ​​​​
[Leave your name, and see what people will call you? ​​​​]


嘻嘻

人民日报:
    【#你好,明天#】近日,有文学奖为“年度抄袭作品”设“白莲花奖”,不少人大呼“痛快”。资本盲目追捧下,抄袭者赚得盆满钵满,却透支读者的信任,虚耗市场的未来。再天才的火花不去呵护也会熄灭。期待这样的倒逼,能让“假”的不再理直气壮,让创作者找回本色、回归初心。 ​​​
[Recently, # # hello, tomorrow 】 【 have a prize for annual copying work white lotus prize, a lot of people shout happy. Capital blindly chase, earn rich a copycat, but overdraw the readers trust, the waste market in the future. Again the spark of genius not to care will go out. Looking forward to this reversed transmission, can let the false is no longer justified, let the creator, return to the beginners mind. ​​​]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

思想聚焦:
    有什么事,是你一直不敢做的? ​​​
[Whats the matter, is what you have been afraid to do? ​​​]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ

Eleven11dream:
    纵容我的人是我,紧逼我的人还是我。

——山本文绪 ​​​

[Baby my people is my, press on me or me. < br > < br > - mountain this mood]


艺术+

快乐大本营:
    你说不惑之年给了你一个下马威,但好在我们都挺过来了![心]不管生活如何变化,家人眼中,你永远是值得守护和疼惜的嘉嘉~[心]我们不仅关心你飞得高不高,更关心你飞得累不累。[抱抱]只要你开心幸福,就是全世界最好的事情[爱你]生日快乐![蛋糕]@李维嘉 ​​​
[You say that appears to give you a run, but fortunately we all survive! [heart] no matter how life changes, the familys eyes, you will always be worthy of, protect and cherish jia jia ~ [heart] not only care about you fly high is not high, we are more concerned about you fly tired not tired. [hug] as long as you happy happiness, is the worlds best things [love] you a happy birthday! [cake] @ jiong]


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红花会_Mai:
    [干杯][蛋糕] K ! ​​​
[[drink] [cake] K! ​​​]


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韩火火:
    不是我的我不要,不爱我的我不爱。 ​​​
[Is not my I dont want to, I do not love do not love me. ​​​]


其实我挺文艺的,就是看着特物质!(工作请联系王芸:+ )

噗嗤大叔:
    你害怕一件事,可还是要去做,那才是勇敢。 ​​​
[Are you afraid of one thing, but still to do, thats brave. ​​​]


公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )

韩国me2day:
    #苏志燮生日快乐# 腿长身材棒的实力演员,永远的男神苏志燮欧巴生日快乐~~[心][心] ​​​
[Happy birthday # so ji sub # long legs the strength of the great actors, male god forever so ji sub happy birthday ~ ~ Obama [heart] [heart]]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

红花会_啊之:
    没有你就没有今天的我@红花会_弹壳 大队长,生日快乐!!!!!心里唯你是大哥。 ​​​
[Without you there is no today of I @ safflower captains will _ shells, happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!! My heart only you is the eldest brother. ​​​]


AZ 出鞘时 随心 自在 欢喜 刚柔并济 感谢有你 商业合作hhh_mdsk@modernsky

吴越:
    一笔流水账 ​​​
[A laundry list]


人若无癖不可交

NASA中文:
    年月日,国际空间站迎来了连续有人入驻的第十七个年头。 ​​​
[(date) (month) (year), the international space station has welcomed the continuous someone in years. ​​​]


由NASA爱好者维护的天文,航空,航天,科普自媒体,并非NASA官方微博。

人民网:
    用一句歌词证明你是谁的粉丝? ​​​
[Use the words to prove who you are fans? ​​​]


报道全球 传播中国

benjamin袁伟豪:
    晚安😴#好好建立自己的生活 @bobby tRlqCUK ​​​
[晚安😴#好好建立自己的生活 @bobby tRlqCUK ​​​]


这里是美国:
    你的负担将变成礼物,你受的苦将照亮你的路。——泰戈尔 ​​​
[Your burden will become a gift, you suffer will light your way. -- tagore]


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一支上上签:
    十一月四日,今日幸运星座:白羊座、狮子座、射手座 ​​​
[November , constellation lucky today Aries, Leo and Sagittarius]


是你的一支上上签

GD-TOP百度知道团队:
    #崔胜铉生日快乐#

如果往事是一部会让你无语凝噎的电影,我不会陪你看到最后,因为我会在你流泪之前先走。

以及,我更不会陪你看高山上寒冷的雾,不会陪你看孤独的海,不会陪你听一夜连绵的雨。

希望你能够保有最孤傲的、最清洁的,活在这个尘世里对于自由虔诚的向往。我不会叩响你心中最隐秘 ​​​

[# Cui Shengxuan happy birthday # < br > < br > if the past is a ministries let you just cry, I will not accompany you to see in the end, because I will go first before your tears. < br > < br > and, I will not accompany you to see the high mountain cold fog, not to accompany you see a lonely sea, not accompany you to listen to a night of rain. < br > < br > I hope you can keep the aloof, the most clean, living in this world for religious freedom. I wont be at your most secret in my heart]


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电影工厂:
    人生最遗憾的,莫过于轻易地放弃了不该放弃的,固执地坚持了不该坚持的。——柏拉图 ​​​​
[The life most regret, is give up easily shouldnt abandon, stubbornly insist on the shouldnt insist. -- -- - Plato]


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西毛毛儿:
    祝我最爱的壳宝生日快乐
爱你爱你[爱你][爱你][爱你] tRlqOhdR ​​​

[Happy birthday to my favorite shell treasure < br > I love you love you love you [] [] love you love you [] tRlqOhdR]


本来就是一个恩爱博 嫌酸可千万别看

全球娱乐趣事:
    一直舍不得删掉的一首英文歌,歌曲曾拿下国音乐排行榜冠军![心][心] tRqCFRH ​ ​​​
[Have been reluctant to delete an English song, song has scored the music charts! TRqCFRH [heart] [heart]]


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苍南派:
    今天的题:
你将来的意中人,一定会___________来娶你。 ​​​

[Todays topic < br > your loved one in the future, will be for money to marry you. ​​​]


【护妻狂魔苍南派 公号:mangxiaocang】

看电影周刊:
    太宰治:“我本想这个冬日就去死的,可最近拿到一套鼠灰色细条纹的麻质和服,是适合夏天穿的和服,所以,我还是先活到夏天吧。”晚安。 ​​​
[Kill cure too much I wanted to go to dead, this winter will be recently got a rat gray pinstripe hemp qualitative kimono, is suitable for summer wear kimonos, so, I still live in summer first. Good night. ​​​]


最新鲜的全球电影资讯,最独家的电影评论,最精彩的银幕八卦,最丰富的幕后轶事。小时不间断报道,影迷必备的电影指南。爱电影,就来《看电影》。

CNU_blank:
    “我会给你电话,我们一起生个火,喝点小酒,在属于我们的地方辨认彼此。别等待,别把故事留到后面讲。”——詹妮特·温特森 ​​​
[I will give you a call, together we have a fire and drink a little wine, recognize each other in belong to our place. Dont wait, dont speak until the story behind. -- -- janet temperature peterson]


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林夏薇:
    充飽電,再出發!❤️🌞#超愛陽光海灘##滿滿正能量# ​​​
[飽電充电,重新出现發!❤️🌞超爱阳光海滩# # #满满正能量]


AlexHuaTian华天:
    很开心成都我又来了![色]成都的美景和美食一直让我流连忘返,每次来都有不一样吸引我的地方!今天见到了很多喜欢马术运动的小朋友,他们真的非常可爱![可爱][可爱]不愧是咱们中国马术未来的希望!星期天我会去熊猫基地看熊猫,有朋友要来偶遇我吗? ​​​
[Very happy in chengdu I again come! [color] the beauty of the chengdu and food has been let me linger, every time to have different attract my place! See a lot of children like equestrian sport today, they are really very cute! cutelovely not the kui is the future of Chinese equestrian we hope! I will go to the panda base to see the pandas on Sunday, a friend will come to meet me? ​​​]


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