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北美吐槽君：
[费解][费解][费解][费解][费解]收到一个私信说，烦死了能不能不要再发江歌的事情了，满屏幕都是最讨厌你们这种大V带节奏炒作了......................而且用词很脏？？？？？？？？？？？？这都是什么人啊？？？？？？？？？
[[difficult] [difficult] [difficult] [difficult] [difficult] received a direct messages that tired can dont again hair song jiang, full screen is the most hate you have such a big V belt rhythm hype... And words are dirty???????????????? What is this person??????????? ]

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陈一发儿：
这么晚了，我在吃夜宵，你们呢？🙃🙃
[Its so late, Im eating food taken late at night, and you? 🙃🙃 ]

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刘亦菲：
今天和同学一起看了“烽火芳菲” 时过境迁已经忘掉了拍摄细节我也成为了众多观众的一员还是特别感谢比利导演孙鹏女士还有所有主创在这个快节奏的时代愿意铭记历史愿意深挖人性我想看完电影我们会更加珍惜今天的生活向无名英雄致敬向所有辛苦的工作人员致敬
[Today with my classmates see war wheatgrass changed already forgot the details I also became a member of the audience Or a special thanks to director Billy His lady And all creators In this era of fast rhythm Want to remember the history Willing to dig the human nature I want to see the film We will be more cherish the life today Hail to the unsung heroes Salute to all the hard workers]

德卡先生的信箱：
“某天，你无端想起了一个人，他曾让你对明天有所期许，但是却完全没有出现在你的明天里。

／《再见金华站》”
[One day, you think of a person, he had give you some hope for tomorrow, but it does not appear completely in your tomorrow. goodbye jinhua station ]

𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 匿名发布／不欢迎没有礼貌的人

剑网3制作人郭炜炜：
#剑网#今晚策划交流会总结，有点长，大家慢慢看，我可以去睡觉了[哈欠] tRjqHtba
[# # sword net planning conference summary tonight, a little longer, you slowly see, I can go to bed (yawn) tRjqHtba]

一醉江湖三十春，焉得书剑解红尘！

最天秤：
天秤座的女生想要跟你聊天也不会主动找你，并且会因为想要跟你聊天的时候你没有主动找她而生你的闷气…
[Libra girls want to chat with you also wont actively looking for you, and because want to chat with you when you dont have the initiative to find her and your condition... ]

立志要成为一个最了解你的人。全宇宙最大的天秤疯子集中地，期待你的￩关注~

北美吐槽君：
“番茄炒蛋人设真的没有天收吗？”
[Tomato scrambled eggs, set is there really no day? ]

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杨霞-Sunny：
好像很久没有半夜跑急诊了🏥
我说妈妈带你去兜兜风
就是一个小小的季节性问题
我和他爹也能揪心到不行
好在他像只小牛🐂没有让我太担心
看着姐弟俩熟睡样子…
希望每个小朋友都可以快快乐乐健健康康的
晚安🌙
[好像很久没有半夜跑急诊了🏥
我说妈妈带你去兜兜风
就是一个小小的季节性问题
我和他爹也能揪心到不行
好在他像只小牛🐂没有让我太担心
看着姐弟俩熟睡样子…
希望每个小朋友都可以快快乐乐健健康康的
晚安🌙 ]

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美食健康大百科-：
女性如何保养大脆弱部位
[Women how to maintain the big fragile parts]

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司机发车了：
国外一屋主发现新请的保姆不对劲，偷偷装了监控拍下这样一幕

#谜之微笑##微博搞笑排行榜##套路满满##搞笑视频##低调炫技# tRjqlZYA
[Foreign owner found a new nanny is wrong, please, secretly installed monitor photographed scene # # # them smile weibo list # # # # routines with funny funny video # # # low key technique tRjqlZYA]

你会爱上司机的，往下翻看微博。VX

Dedi：
认定一个人之后，我的要求变得真不高
[That after a person, my request is really not high]

其实我是一个作家。

帕尔哈提qetiq：
刚开始先练练颜色这样应该可以找回来的
[At first First practice color Should be back in this way]

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今日华尔街：
刚刚过去的中国“双”购物狂欢节，马云又赚得满盆满钵。天猫当天总成交额达,亿元（元人民币约合.美元），支付总笔数达到.亿。但惊人的销售数据背后，争议从来不断。日前，官媒新华社也罕见地刊发报道，责问“双”活动的套路为何如此之多。

天猫“双”总成交额达,亿元，但销售
[Past Chinese carnival double shopping, ma earn full rich again. Tmall a total turnover of the day, one hundred million yuan (RMB $.), payment to the total number of pen.. But behind the amazing sales data, never was frequently. Recently, official media, the official xinhua news agency reported have also rare asked double routines why there are so many activities. Tmall double, a total turnover of one hundred million yuan, but sales]

看评论也是醉了：
情侣恋爱全过程聊天记录, 看的[伤心]#情感#
[Lovers love the whole process of chat logs, see [sad] # # emotion]

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禅道佛缘：
很多东西形成已久，要改掉确实很难。除非有大事件发生，所谓浪子回头，也是有节点的，那个节点就是真的跌大跤了，吃大亏了，才懂得退步抽身回头早。当今是情感泛滥的时代，类似的事情难免风起云涌。有句话话糙理不糙，叫做“屎吃多了，饭就不香”了。虽然总会有屎偶露峥嵘，但饭还是要有饭的姿态。
[A lot of things form already a long time, it is difficult to change really. Unless there is a big event, the prodigal son, is also a node, the node is the really big fall,, pound-foolish, understand step backwards pull back early. Today is the age of emotion flooded, the hard to avoid similar things were surging. There is a HuaHua a very rough rough, called shit to eat many, rice is not sweet. Although there will always be shit I erupt, but rice or want to have rice. ]

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单车老师不迟到：
每天都能收到粉丝发来的私信，安慰我，鼓励我，支持我，给我打气加油，真的感动，不如意的时候有一群人在这样支持我，让我觉得一点也不孤独，不是孤军奋战，低迷个一天就又有动力了，爱你们[心]
[Every day can get more direct messages from fans, comfort me, encourage me, support me, pick me up, really touched, a group of people in such support when disappointed me, let me feel a little also not lonely, not alone, weak motivated again a day, love you (heart)]

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十万个心情签名：
“家是唯一一个可以让你丑得很舒服的地方”
[The family is the only one who can make you ugly very comfortable place]

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猫小北的厕所读物：
叔叔，我去菜市场小鱼摊，能带带我吗？ #搞笑#
[Uncle, I went to the vegetable market fish stalls, take with me? Funny # #]

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励志这件小事：
如果一瓶酒，能让我咽下年所有的辛酸，我先干为敬。如果再来一瓶酒，能让我年一切顺利，那么我愿意一气呵成。
[If a bottle of wine, can let me swallow all the bitterness, Ill do for worship. If a bottle of wine, can let me in all goes well, then the same I would like to. ]

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心中那一抹微光_：
你非常在意的事情有可能对方根本就没记得过。
[Youre a very care about the other party didnt even remember. ]

有时候，一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。

炉石星苏：
tRjqTkZa
[tRjqTkZa]

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陳法蓉：
好電影推介～今晚欣賞了#電影黃金花##香港亞洲電影節# ，有意想不到的劇情，比預期更感人⋯不想劇透太多，誠意邀請你入電影院親自感受❤️@毛舜筠 @蔡少芬晚安⭐️🌙明天又是新一天!
[好电影推介～今晚欣赏了#电影黄金花##香港亚洲电影节# ，有意想不到的剧情，比预期更感人⋯不想透露剧情太多，诚意邀请你入电影院亲自感受❤️@毛舜筠 @蔡少芬晚安⭐️🌙明天又是新一天! ]

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吃货爱做饭：
京酱肉丝卷！简单易做，酱香浓郁~喜欢吃的赶紧马一下#美食# ！
[Heaving wire coil! Easy to do, maotai-flavor rich likes to eat the food at once the horse # # ~! ]

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大欧洲吐槽君：
“小五岁的男友分手后要求做好朋友，他是真想和我做朋友还是分手的借口？”
[Requirements stated in the small five years old boyfriend after break up friends, he is really want to make friends with me, or an excuse to break up? ]

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潮美妆师：
✦ 想染头发的女孩子马住~
[✦ horses live ~ want to dye the hair girl]

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罗志渊：
不攀不比，心淡然；不怒不嗔，心随和。不艾，不怨，心坦然。生活，有苦乐，人生，有起落。学会挥袖从容。乐观，那不是没烦恼，而是要懂得知足；人生无完美，曲折亦风景，看开，想通，就是完美。 #渊品天下#
[Dont climb than, the heart cool; Not angry not Chen, easy-going. Dont, dont complain, the heart calm. Life, there are homes, life has ups and downs. Learn to swing sleeve. Optimistic, it is not no worries, but to understand content; There is no perfect life, twists and turns and scenery, cheer up, I think, is perfect. # # deep product all over the world]

【微信公众号：文化学者罗志渊】资深媒体人、新媒体专家。

京城吃货日记：
前几日来吃资州味道，老板跟我说厨师长在老家开过面馆，所以兔子面煮的不错，比白案师傅强多了。今日人少，特来点碗兔子面，宽面条，下手够狠，兔子肉不赖，豌豆尖清爽，有四川朋友说汤宽了，不过瑕不掩瑜，比神马重庆小面好吃多老！

一碗不够，再让店家切上半斤带皮黑山羊，厨师长是威远人，这一锅威
[A few days ago to endowment state is in the eating, the boss told me that chef at home to open a noodle shop, so that the hare cook noodles is good, better than many top-class chefs. Less people today, have come to bowl of rabbit surface, lasagna, lay their hands on enough malicious, rabbit meat, peas, pointed and relaxed, have sichuan friends say Shang Kuan, but in spite of his flaws, how old is smaller than what chongqing noodles delicious! a bowl is not enough, let cut half jins of native goat with the skin, the chef is vying, this pan wei]

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搞笑表弟：
和妹子看完电影，想要带她回家，没想到她比我还主动！#搞笑# tRjqjjzq
[After the movie, and sister, want to take her home, thought she active than I am! # # funny tRjqjjzq]

知名搞笑博主

无节操啪叔：
现在后都逆天了吗年岁身高kg 重点是长得还好看别人的岁系列。
[After playing god now age Height kg focus is not good-looking age series of others. ]

有事请找啪叔

搞笑补习班：
此时此刻，全世界有人在啪啪啪，人在接吻，人在拥抱，而你...还在玩手机！ #搞笑#
[At this moment, all over the world people applauded in pa, kiss, hug, and you... Still playing mobile phone! Funny # #]

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一点茄子酱：
tRjqHNJp
[tRjqHNJp]

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交警陈清洲：
从昨晚时许到现在，已经被剧痛绞醒两次了！[抓狂]止痛贴、止痛针、止痛药都用上了……唯有期盼：这一觉，能平安睡到天亮！🙏🙏🙏
[From PM last night to now, has been a sharp pain twisted up two times! [mad] using analgesic paste, pain injection, painkillers... Only hope the sleep, and can even sleep through the night! 🙏🙏🙏 ]