今晚模特（兼段子手）泷泽Karen上交岚，给五人每人送了四个大字，精确而粗暴地概括了他们的特点...二宫“趣味在宅”、樱井“服装迷走”、相叶“马鹿脱皮”、大野“海钓地藏”、松本“俺松本润”，一点毛病没有[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]tRjhQpy
[Model (jokes and hand) Long ze Karen tonight to haze, sent five people each four characters, precise and summarizes the characteristics of their rough... Two palace interest in the home, clothing vagus sakurai, that leaves red deer desquamate, daye sea fishing hid, Matsumoto Matsumoto an embellish , no trouble [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRjhQpy]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
汽车之家：#晚安家人# 又是一年一度的双十一，你为自己或你的他她清空购物车了吗？[坏笑]
[# # is the annual double ten good night family, you create for yourself or your his her to empty the shopping cart? [laugh]]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小野妹子学吐槽：泷泽Karen的四字成语tRjhTTdI（上#秒拍#看我的最新短视频，下载秒拍->tRkps）
[Long ze Karen quadword idiom tRjhTTdI (# # s clap on looking at my latest short video, download seconds - > tRkps)]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：#微博交通台# 加油站监控拍下恐怖的一幕，一名司机与工作人员发生争执，后上车开车撞向工作人员！这算不算故意谋杀？[怒骂] tRlQKn
[# # weibo communication radio station monitor captured terror scene, a driver with staff, after get in the car driving into the staff! This is not intentional murder? [denounced] tRlQKn]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
玩转instagram：#天猫双# 双消费超过的请点赞！如果你还不知道买什么？请看@天猫 联合 @果壳网 共同初版的双必买尖货，非常适合双当天看！购买请戳→tRjhjWnv
[Cat double # # days both consumption than please point of praise! If you still dont know what to buy? Please see joint @ @ Tmall shells net Common) double will buy goods, very suitable for double day look! Please stamp - tRjhjWnv purchase]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
薛蛮子：明天一早去泰国缅甸边境地区丹老群岛考察。我在那里搞定了一个原生态的海岛。明天如果有信号直播一下
[Tomorrow morning to go to Thailand Burma border mergui archipelago. I was there with a pristine island. If there is signal live tomorrow]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
小浪同学爱吐槽：【被美容师说像“毛孩” 女大学生为脱毛砸钱进坑[衰]】大学生小黄拿着街上收到的美容院体验卡，来到一家美容院，体验多元拔罐项目，结果一边拔罐一边有人帮她刮毛，“美容师说我像个‘毛孩’！”爱美的小黄听完刘不乐意了，一冲动就又...↓↓[挖鼻]tRjhWJnu
[【 be beautician said as werewolf female college students is a hair removal throw money into the pit [failure]] college students received yellow with the street beauty salon experience card, came to a beauty salon, multivariate cupping project experience, results cupping while someone helped her to shave, beautician said I like a kids! Love beautiful yellow after liu wasnt so happy, impulse and... Left left nose tRjhWJnu]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：回复@youv[污]@youv希望但总能再给点希望，年紫金矿业被腰斩，后来进三泰控股又腰斩，买金洲管道又亏%，曾经的锐气也都消磨殆尽，关注但总的微博才拾起一些信心@但斌谢你自己[作揖][心][鲜花]不过真替你高兴[赞]
[Reply @ youv [pollution] @ youv hope to give some hope, but always in zijin mining are rejected, then into three Thai holdings halved again, buy jinzhou pipes and deficient %, have the elan of exhausted, attention but overall weibo just picked up some confidence @ but bin thank you [bowing] [heart] [flowers] but really happy for you [like]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@宝贝小狗：记得股灾时茅台跌倒元天天看，后来看了但总微博后买入少量茅台，很快下车。反思后又把但总的时间的玫瑰拿出来看了四遍，一边看还一边读给爱人听。后来在爱人的同意下压上%的身家买入贵州茅台并一直持有，每当想下车时就把但总的时间的玫瑰拿出来阅读。非常感谢但总
[@ baby dog remember maotai fall yuan every day in a crash, then looked after but always weibo to buy a small amount of maotai, quickly out of the car. Rethinking the but again after the general time rose out of the four times, while watching also read to lover. Later agreed to press on lover % worth buying guizhou maotai has been hold, whenever I want to get off when they bring out but the total time of rose. Thank you very much but always]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@Emily颜小样[心][作揖]@Emily颜小样我一个平凡的农村务工人员，对投资理财一概不懂，今年月关注到但总，在月初进的茅台，由衷感谢感激；但总一位地地道道的良心投资者；能在岁遇知但总是我此生最大的幸运。。。感恩！@但斌谢谢你了@周振华价值投资 [作揖][心][鲜花]
[Reply @ Emily yan small kind [heart] [bowing] @ Emily yan small kind Im an ordinary rural migrant workers, finance and investment to all do not understand, attention to but this month, in the early into the maotai, heartfelt thanks to appreciate; But always a genuine conscience investors; In age we know but always I this life the biggest lucky... Gratitude! @ but bin thank you @ zhou value investment [bowing] [heart] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【抽打、让老人闻粪桶，湖南一保姆涉嫌虐待痴呆老人被拘！】日前，湖南常德岁的朱老太因病去世...然而就在她去世前不久，家人意外发现请来的保姆罗小妹，趁家人不在，对老人实施虐打，甚至持刀威胁、强行让其闻粪桶↓↓监控实拍曝光！做人如此，令人发指！[怒]tRjhNTu
[【 whips, let the old man smell honey bucket, a nanny of alleged abuse of hunan dementia old man detained!] Recently, changde, hunan province, zhu woman died of disease... However, shortly before she died, his family unexpected finding, please nanny Luo Xiaomei, apart from the family, for the old man abused, even with a knife threat, forced its smell honey bucket left left exposure monitoring scene shooting down! Life is so horrible! [anger] tRjhNTu]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
薛蛮子：深夜放毒啦
[Midnight poison!]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
冷笑话精选：大肚腩瑟瑟发抖[doge]
[People who have rounder stomachs, shivering [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【未成家男子拐岁女童：见无人管想收养[摊手]】月日，安徽阜阳一老人在小店打牌时，在旁玩耍的岁孙女被拐走...[衰]警方接报后，仅小时便救出被拐女童并抓获嫌疑人。事后拐小孩男子给出了自己的理由↓↓也是有些许厚颜无耻了[吃瓜]tRjhKX
[【 turn not married man old girl see nobody tube to adopt [stand hand]] month day, anhui fuyang, an old man in the shop CARDS play in next years old granddaughter abducted... [failure] after police notified, only hours was rescued abducted and captured the suspect of the girls. Later turn children man gave his reason left left down is also slightly cheeky [eat the melon] tRjhKX]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：那我以后也是按照有女友的人设活下去好了[拜拜]
[That I later is set according to the man with his girlfriend live well [bynum]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【光棍节没对象 单身大学生组团到咖啡馆“撸狗”[doge]】今天是光棍节，济南一众单身大学生组团到一狗狗咖啡馆“撸狗”！其中一女生表示，宿舍六人皆单身，特地在这样的节日一起来陪伴狗狗，同它们抱团取暖[爱你]↓↓不过...人群中也不乏小情侣结伴虐狗的身影...↓↓tRjhrYr
[[singles day not object single college student group to the cafe lu dog [doge]] today is singles day, jinan all the single college student group to a dog cafes lu dog! Six people for one of the girls said, the dormitory is single, specially in such a holiday together with dogs, with their bulk [love] you left left but... The crowd, with some small couples together, the form of abuse... Left left tRjhrYr]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：在#喜剧总动员# 第二季，演员们总在不断突破自我，“生化武器”@柳岩 ，变成小偷的#郑爽# ，喜剧有嘻哈的@演员王琳 ，大暴牙的追星女孩@熊乃瑾xiong ，喜剧舞台是一个挑战，艰苦且险阻连连，而她们做到了！在优酷，#喜总很酷# ，不畏挑战的她们太酷了吧！tRjhxqxl
[In # # comedy story in the second quarter, the actors always continuously surpass ourselves, chemical and biological weapons @ Ada, become the thief # # Zheng Shuang, comedy with hip-hop @ actor wang, large protruding teeth make track for a star girl @ naijin xiong xiong, comedy stage is a challenge, and hard and obstacles, and they did it! In youku, # # xi always cool, not afraid of challenges they are so cool! tRjhxqxl]
优酷：#郑爽# 来到#喜剧总动员# 第二季竟是以小偷身份！现场偷@宋小宝纯行货 钱包，清新素颜太招人稀罕了！每次出现总是给人惊喜的小爽这次依然没让我们失望，在优酷，#喜总很酷# 勇敢站在喜剧舞台上的小爽，更酷！tRjhMnts
[# # # # Zheng Shuang to comedy story in the second quarter is as a thief! The scene stealing @ Song Xiaobao pure trading wallet, pure and fresh and plain yan is hiring rare! Always surprise when a little cool this time still didnt let us down, in youku, # xi always cool # brave stand on the comedy stage small cool, cool! tRjhMnts]
微博搞笑排行榜：评论好养眼！@夏衍啊 简直是颜控福利！！！
[Good beautiful! @ xia yan all! Is yan control benefits!!!!!!]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
汽车之家：#夜福利# 外观小巧 ARCFOX LITE
[# # night welfare compact ARCFOX LITE]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选：说说自己这次剁手花了多少钱吧[并不简单]
[Tell me about yourself this chop hand spends much money [] are not simple]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#出行生活#【打“飞的”上班不是梦[酷]！Uber联手NASA搞事情：上班坐飞机就像打的，又快又便宜[憧憬]】Uber与美国宇航局签署了一项协议，帮助开发“飞行汽车”项目的空管系统。这套系统中不再使用直升机，而是电动垂直升降的小型飞机，费用与打的相当，计划年开始测试，年后全面推开。@汽车黑科技...全文： m.weibo
[# # travel life 【 dozen fly to work is not just a dream! [cool] Uber teamed up with NASA to make things go to work by plane is like a taxi, cheap and fast [hope]] Uber NASA signed an agreement with the United States, helping to develop flying car project of atc system. In the system no longer using helicopters, but electric vertical small aircraft, expense and fairly, plans to begin testing, after fully implemented. @ automobile black technology... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑：【求爱大场面！大四学长表白学妹：我的眼里！只有我的小公主！[跪了]】月日山东泰安，某校一位大四学长向大三学妹表白，引近千人围观。学长高喊：“高调也好，炫耀也罢，我就是要给你最好的！我要给你一段让所有人都羡慕的爱情！”随后两人相拥看烟花，楼管大妈：我从没见过这么大阵势。[喵喵]...全文： m.weibo
[【 courtship scenes! Senior senior lower classwoman I love my eyes! Only my little princess! [kneeling]], shandong taian, a school, a senior senior to the third sister, nearly one thousand people watching. The senior shouted high-profile, or to show off, I just want to give you the best! I will give you a let all people envy love! Then two people hug to each other to watch the fireworks, the floor tube Boyle Ive never seen such a big cause. [meow]... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【魔都高端红娘相亲指南：%家长替孩子来 成功率近四成[吃瓜]】光棍节当天，上海举办万人相亲大会。魔都脱单绝对是基因、金融、地理、生肖等多学科交叉融合的伟大工程，其中“公务员、本科生、北方人”纷纷躺枪…年的小伙都被妈妈带来相亲？资深红娘带你看相亲大场面↓↓tRjhtwyN
[The magic are high-end matchmaker dating guide % parents for children to the success rate of nearly forty percent [eat the melon]] singles day on the same day, Shanghai ten thousand matchmaking conference. Magic is take off a single absolute gene, finance, geography, Chinese zodiac multidisciplinary cross fusion of the great project, the civil servants, undergraduate, northern people are innocent... Years of dating guy is mother? Senior matchmaker takes you see dating scene left left tRjhtwyN]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
天猫：你是我的小苹果，怎么爱你都不嫌多
[How is my little apple, you can never love you too much]
天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】
玩转instagram：来自柯基的限定屁屁。[doge]
[From the corgi limit fart fart. [doge]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
薛蛮子：『开通专属会员』tRjhyIt
[Open exclusive member tRjhyIt]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
优酷：#喜总很酷##喜剧总动员#第二季给你全新体验，看看明星@熊乃瑾xiong 变成追星女孩是什么样！沉迷偶像同款“机器人”，甚至为追星花光所有积蓄，什么叫zqsg的追星是要遭报应的，本期#喜剧总动员#告诉你！tRjhySD
[# xi always cool # # # comedy story in the second quarter to give you a new experience, look at the star @ naijin xiong xiong to make track for a star girl what! Idol obsession with robot, even to make track for a star spend all their savings, what call ZQSG make track for a star is to the reckoning, this # # comedy story tell you! tRjhySD]
薛蛮子：深夜放毒
[The midnight poison]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
薛蛮子：@蛮有理投资成功是个概率事件，是因为不可控，太多变量，远超人的处理和理解能力， 所以只能依赖规律层面的总结，以期望把变量当作常量来处理；这些“常”量不“常”的程度越大，决策的质量就越差。 “能力圈”本质就是尽可能的留下更多的确定性，把变量降至尽可能的低进而提高推演逻辑实现的可能性
[@ pretty rational investment success is a probability event, because of uncontrolled, too many variables, far supermans ability to process and understand, so can only rely on the summary of the law level, in the hope the variable as a constant to handle; These often is often, the greater the degree of decision quality is poor. Ability to circle, essence is to leave more certainty, as soon as possible the variable dropped to as low as possible and improve the possibility of a deductive logic implementation]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
薛蛮子：当然不是。一个西班牙一个法国人@水瓶座刘蜀黍是同一个人雕的吧？
[Of course not. A Spanish a French @ Aquarius liu carving sorghum is the same person?]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
小浪同学爱吐槽：【#大四学长表白学妹#：我的眼里！只有我的小公主！】日前在山东泰安，某校一位大四学长向大三学妹表白，引近千人围观！学长高喊：高调也好！炫耀也罢！我就是要给你最好的！我要给你一段让所有人都羡慕的爱情！随后两人相拥看烟花...↓↓就连楼管大妈都感叹阵势之浩大[吃瓜]↓↓tRjhbq
[【 # do senior students in the lower classwoman # my eyes! Only my little princess!] One recently in shandong taian, a school senior senior to the third sister, nearly one thousand people watching! The senior shouted high-profile all right! Show off let it be! I just want to give you the best! I will give you a let all people envy the love! Then two people to embrace the fireworks... Left left even floor tube Boyle lamenting the appearance of big eat the melon left left tRjhbq down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
天猫：致我们终将穿上的秋裤
[We will wear long Johns]
天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】
优酷：#来优酷看猎场#优酷君职场教学时间到！本节课传授大家：如何从领导的眉毛看出他的生气程度，遇到第三级的童鞋就麻利儿跑吧！[嘻嘻]
[# to youku hunting ground # youku workplace teaching time to jun! This lesson to teach everyone how to lead from the eyebrows see what hes angry, to meet the third level of childrens shoes are hemp run! [xi xi]]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【道上海高校“网红菜”集体亮相：玉米炒葡萄多年后仍畅销[吃瓜]】月日，节日的热闹还没有消散，所高校食堂便纷纷亮出“家底”：展品中既有“玉米炒葡萄”等经典网红款↓↓也有“灯笼鸡米盏”等新锐菜品↓↓且各学校食堂均现实有售~馋了嘛？馋了你就先看看吧↓↓tRjhhwNI
[【 Shanghai universities network red collective appearance Fried corn grapes after years still popular [eat the melon]] month day, festive lively has not dissipated, university dining hall will flash extras exhibits both Fried corn wine and other classic red net money left left have chicken rice lantern lamp and other new dishes left left and are available at our school canteen is reality ~ chan? Admire you can first take a look at it left left tRjhhwNI down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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