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小浪同学爱吐槽：【乱收费？蓝翔技校被曝泼水拒快递：每个快件元 不交钱别进校[拜拜]】近日，一条蓝翔技校门口快递员被泼水的视频热传↓↓快递方称校方要对每个快件加收元费用，否则不让送校，但这远高于市场价，几家快递方不愿意，校方称最低毛，否则免谈↓↓对此，蓝翔方面回应称↓↓tRjqcd
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但斌：@老曾阿牛@贾跃亭 @陈凯丰Kevin Ａ股落后于世界各国股市的三大陋习：涨跌停限制，长期恶意停牌，T+交易@杰瑞Au重庆啤酒，关灯吃面。乐视网，滴蜡复盘。经典！@投行新闻前有‘关灯吃面’，今有‘滴蜡复盘’
[@ old had pig @ Jia Yueting @ Chen Kaifeng Kevin a-share behind the stockmarkets of three bad habits go up drop stop limit, malicious were suspended for A long time, T + trade @ jerry Au chongqing beer, turn off the lights to eat noodles. Networks, wax checking. Classic! @ investment Banks before the news have to turn off the lights to eat noodles, this is drip wax checking ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛美国的时代杂志说CHINA WON，现在是德国明镜说醒来！@鄭峻 欧洲人终于看清自己了？
[@ old had pig time magazine in the United States said CHINA WON, is now a spiegel said wake up! @ Zheng Jun europeans finally see her?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛哇，河北省发生的事？就在天子脚下？啥时候到北京去检查工作吧，最好是去中南海看看清真的情况哈。@中国政府网 @股道热肠也 宗教的势力要限制在寺庙之内。不然政权不啊！@长平侯卫青宗教徒走出寺庙，对世俗社会执法，河北看来是乾坤颠倒了。
[@ old pig wow, what happened in hebei province? On the right foot? What time to Beijing to go to the inspection work, it is best to go to zhongnanhai, halal. @ @ good Joe fields is the Chinese government network also religious forces to limit within the temple. Otherwise regime is not ah! @ changping Hou Weiqing religious people out of the temple, enforcement of secular society, hebei seems qiankun upside down.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛瑞典国王迟早是哈里发。@鄭峻 极左不负责任的引狼入室，也在为排外极右上台埋下伏笔。
[@ old had pig sooner or later, the king of Sweden is a caliphate. @ Zheng Jun far-left irresponsible that, also for exclusive far-right onto the stage.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛恭喜恭喜，开上劳斯莱斯！！
[@ old pig congratulations, drive a rolls Royce!!!!!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛@证监会发布 赞赞！@八大山债人 我给证监会会刷个火箭？ @八大山债人全网直播！！ @放牛娃斯基支持！！@老道消息支持，希望证监会依法行政，听证会一定要全网直播，做到公平公正公开
[@ old had pig @ the SFC issued zambrotta! @ eight mountains of debt people I give the securities and futures commission will brush a rocket? @ eight mountains of debt people cut in live!!!!! @ cowherd boys support!!!!! @ sophisticated message support, hope that the CSRC administration according to law, the hearing must be cut in live, to be fair and open]
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但斌：@股道热肠也赵检察官找了个好媳妇！结婚提前通知啊！
[@ fields is good Joe zhao prosecutors also find a good daughter-in-law! Get married notice!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也关键时候不能不出手！关二爷的老乡啊！@樊建川
[@ good Joe fields is also the key time to shoot! A person of hometown close Sir Zhong!!!!! @ FanJianChuan]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：#猫扑晚安# 睡前再吃一口手手 tRjGYQsU
[# # mop good night before going to bed hand hand tRjGYQsU with another bite]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
但斌：@股道热肠也宗教的势力要限制在寺庙之内。不然政权不啊！@长平侯卫青宗教徒走出寺庙，对世俗社会执法，河北看来是乾坤颠倒了。
[@ the forces of good Joe fields is also religious to limit within the temple. Otherwise regime is not ah! @ changping Hou Weiqing religious people out of the temple, enforcement of secular society, hebei seems qiankun upside down.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：支持@股道热肠也@大汉民族万岁支持！
[Support @ fields is good Joe @ the big fellow nation hooray also support!]
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但斌：@股道热肠也广斌大智慧！@韩广斌-股兄的人品杠杠的，经常无私的分享好的idea给我们[作揖][作揖][good]@股道热肠也不迁怒不贰过。所有的交易都是自己做出的，要感谢朋友的提醒。感谢每一个真诚分享的人，投资就是要克服贪嗔痴慢。嗔就是埋怨别人。
[@ good Joe fields is also widely bin wisdom! @ Han Guangbin - brother character of leverage, often selfless share good idea to us [bowing] [bowing] [good] @ good Joe fields is also not angry BuErGuo. All transactions are made, I have to thank friends remind. Thank each to someone who sincerely, investment is to overcome Chen to delusion is slow. Chen is put blame on others.]
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但斌：@股道热肠也咱把人家往好里想！@韩广斌-上次内谁似乎也是在祝寿的路上干啥的呢[疑问]@股道热肠也我是说人家郭广昌回老家给老父亲祝寿，请村里的人吃饭，只是辞去了国内几家下属公司的董事长职务，股票就跌了不少。以后职务变动，记得安排护盘。
[@ good Joe fields is also I to think of somebody else at best! @ Han Guangbin - within the last who seems to be in the way of birthday do? [question] @ good Joe fields is also I mean somebody else guo home to father birthday, treat people in the village, just resigned as chairman in several domestic firms, stock is down a lot. After changes, remember).]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：看空就卖，啰嗦[污][挤眼]@否极泰董宝珍：在凶险的资本市场始终如一的认死理，始终如一的死板可以确定的活下去，在资本市场机灵玩活大多数情况下是没有确定性的！@股道热肠也 董宝珍当然是错的。子曰：质胜文则野，文胜质则史，文质彬彬，然后君子！董先生太死板了！
[Short selling, repetitive [pollution] [eye] much @ Thai Dong Baozhen capital market consistently RenSiLi in disaster and consistent rigid can be determined to survive, in the capital market smart play live in most cases there is no certainty! @ fields is good Joe Dong Baozhen, of course, is also wrong. Confucius said zhisheng, wild, Wen Sheng quality history, picture, and then a gentleman! He is too rigid!]
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但斌：@足股行：不愧为保险中的茅台，感恩股总！
[@ foot line stocks insurance worthy of maotai, stock total gratitude!]
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但斌：@股道热肠也回复@中原春风醉谢谢！多沟通。@中原春风醉股总@股道热肠也 ，给你汇报一下。平安的开门红，每位业务员都是万的预计划，牛的不要不要的，等着过百吧[good][good][good]
[@ fields is good Joe reply @ zhongyuan spring breeze drunk too. Thank you! More communication. @ zhongyuan spring breeze drunk always @ good Joe fields is also, report to you. The start of peace is a preliminary plan of each salesman, cow dont dont of, wait until all [good] [good] [good]]
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但斌：@股道热肠也回复@励志过好小日子大家都往火坑里跳！@励志过好小日子我们县信用社的坏账，都打包成股份卖给员工了，员工没钱买可以贷款买这部分股份。@股道热肠也信用社的坏账谁背？
[@ fields is good Joe and reply @ motivational had good marriage everyone into gehenna jump! @ motivational good lives we county credit cooperatives of bad debts, are packaged into shares sold to the employees, staff can have no money to buy a loan to buy the stake. @ fields is good Joe who back and credit cooperatives of bad debts?]
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但斌：@SamShek-CZ：股总，现在有很多人还在担心指数，债优股蓝筹股已经走出大牛市了，市场分化的一九行情把指数的压力位都消化掉了，指数涨到，中小创很多还创了新低，环境变了，就像但总说的，哪有那么多股灾，金融市场的这种强者恒强，优胜劣汰今年在实体经济也很明显了！
[@ SamShek - CZ total, there are a lot of people worried about index, optimal chip stocks was already out of the great bull market, debt market differentiation of province market digest all the pressure level index, the index rose to, small and medium-sized and many also hit a low, the environment has changed, like but always said, where have so many crash, the financial markets that the stronger the strong, superior bad discard this year in the real economy is also very obvious!]
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但斌：插队的不对！@股道热肠也不同派系的老红卫兵互殴！一个葱蒜啥，求的是真理！@樊建川@演员蔡明宇赔了赠品又折葱啊！@周铁东本人孔儒之乡。@青岛记爱国大省，名不虚传～@阿黄阿黑阿鼠@NAVY-SEALS-QINGDAO@青岛记 哈哈哈@一头活猪猪青岛自古以来就是山东神圣不可分割的一部分
[Not cut in line! @ good Joe fields is also different factions of the old red guards to blows! An onion garlic what, the truth! @ FanJianChuan @ actor Cai Mingyu lost gifts and fold the onion! Te @ Zhou Tiedong himself of the township. @ QINGDAO patriotic big province, o point ~ @ yellow black ratty @ NAVY - sea-air-land - QINGDAO @ QINGDAO remember ha ha ha @ were a live pig QINGDAO shandong since ancient times is an integral part of the divine]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【老人坐公交看上别人座位 换座被拒后将小伙骂到崩溃[抓狂]】月号，福建一位老人坐在公交车座位上，想和旁边男子换有扶手的位置，但是男子带着耳机听不懂闽南语，并没有让座。于是老人发飙怒骂↓↓一路争论直至下车，邻座男子被骂到生无可恋，几近崩溃↓↓实拍↓↓tRjqGsZ
[The old man take the bus after others seat in rejection after kid scold to collapse [mad]] month, an old man sitting on the bus seat, fujian province, want to and next to a man in the position of the handrail, but men wearing headphones to listen to dont understand hokkien, no seats. Then the old man had a cow denounced left left argument all the way down until you get off, neighbor man is born to have no love, near-collapse left left to film left left tRjqGsZ]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#法拉利主题公园，这里可能是我开上法拉利的唯一机会了[doge] tRlElECD
[Old driver class # # ferrari theme park, here may be the only chance I drive a ferrari doge tRlElECD]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：#晚安家人#自主品牌汽车中哪个最值得信赖？
[# # good night family independent brand cars in which the most trusted? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【秦昊遭遇车子被撞对方逃逸 质疑交警处理流程】日前，秦昊在网上透露自己发生车祸，对方更是肇事逃逸，交警到现场后表示要扣留车辆做伤痕对比，扣留期限不确定。碍于要急着开车去机场接伊能静，秦昊最终选择不追究肇事者事故，最后发问：嗯，这样好吗？↓↓秦昊原文↓↓tRjqyNVh
[【 Qin Hao escape suffering the car was hit each other question 】 the traffic police processing, Qin Hao revealed he had a car accident on the Internet, each other is a hit-and-run accident, traffic police to the scene to withhold vehicles do scar, distrainment uncertainty. Due to be in a hurry to drive go to the airport to meet yi, Qin Hao eventually chose not to pursue the perpetrators accident, the last question well, so good? Left left Qin Hao left left the original tRjqyNVh]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
玩转instagram：瑞士小镇，窗外风景如画。🇨🇭
[The Swiss town, the picturesque scenery outside the window. 🇨🇭 ]
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ZAKER：【南航客机机舱报火警 正在紧急备降】 南航CZ航班客舱报火警，正在紧急备降长沙机场中，长沙机场上空其他飞机纷纷让路绕飞。 tRjqZzMq
[China southern airlines aircraft cabin alarms was emergency alternate 】 【 China southern airlines CZ flight cabin fire, is in emergency alternate airport in changsha, changsha airport way other aircraft are flying around. tRjqZzMq]
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冷笑话精选：很虐[二哈]@氵昷目童：明明是你先招惹我的，可最后放不下的人是我
[Very abuse ha] [two @ le 昷 item it is you provoke me first, is I can finally put down]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
巴曙松：转
[turn]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
薛蛮子：回复@魔域无疆有@魔域无疆有淡水吗
[Reply @ moyu boundless have @ moyu without water]
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新浪新闻客户端：章子怡面对周一围，欧阳娜娜，郑爽演技的表情，真是相当写实了，丝毫不做作绝对不掩饰啊！
[Facing yiwei zhou, zhang ziyi OuYangNaNa, Zheng Shuang acting expression, is really quite realistic, it is not affected never hide! ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【周一围《刀锋》演技大爆发 章子怡盛赞】周一围和尹正演绎的《刀锋》简直不要太精彩！周一围全身上下和头发丝都是戏[鼓掌]↓↓章子怡看周一围这眼神可以说是非常少女了↓↓周一围与章子怡还将一起出演梅艳芳、张国荣主演的《胭脂扣》，备演过程很有戏剧性↓↓tRjqPCDW
[【 yiwei zhou blade acting outbreak zhang praised 】 yiwei zhou and Yin Zheng deduce the blade is not too good! Yiwei zhou body and hair are play [applause.] left left to see zhang ziyi yiwei zhou this look is very young girl left left yiwei zhou together with zhang ziyi will also play Anita mui and Leslie cheung starred in [rouge], very dramatic left left tRjqPCDW prepared in process]
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