2017年7月7日星期五

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    预告今晚分互动题目:“你最投入的一段暗恋,是怎么终结的”。(本条预告分钟后删除) ​
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic is your most devoted a crush, how to put an end to. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

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知乎:
    #知乎小事# 妈妈,我是同性恋。 ​
[# zhihu small # mom, Im gay. ​]

发现更大的世界

angelababy:
    hey,family ❤️
感恩感谢,we are family。#奔跑吧# ​

[Hey, family ❤ ️ < br > thank you gratitude, we are family. # # running!]

一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱:abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail

MIUI:
    在评论里,分享一首你至今都舍不得删的歌。 ​
[In the comments, to share a song that you have to delete. ​]

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冷笑话精选:
    但是,就是没有坚持不懈的心[允悲]
[But is not persistent heart [allow sad]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    论wuli高级特工如何在现场竟翻身农奴把歌唱,且看汪涵局长如何失了宝座却赢得连环飞飞飞飞吻💋…欲知后事如何,锁定每周六#火星情报局# 哟#酷剧场# tRKimcB ​
[论wuli高级特工如何在现场竟翻身农奴把歌唱,且看汪涵局长如何失了宝座却赢得连环飞飞飞飞吻💋… How to realize things, locking every Saturday # cia yo # # # tRKimcB cool theater Mars]

优酷:
    大刀阔斧,只看优酷,要等鸡条再忍天,想到马上要开播了,优酷君心里那叫个激动啊,恨不得零晨也不睡,一汽儿看他个两遍三遍的。[偷笑]小伙伴们,#优酷极限挑战#马上就要来了,准备好了么?预感这一季肯定会看到#张艺兴翻盘#!!!@东方卫视极限挑战 ​
[Bold, only see youku, chicken to wait for a longer forbear day, think of immediately to air, youku in js mi ammy that call a excited ah, very anxious to zero morning also dont sleep, faw son see him two times three times. [laughing] friends, # # youku limit challenge is coming soon, ready? A hunch this season will see # # lay pull away!!!!!! @ dragon TV extreme challenges]

新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂#一句“”已经不能表达我对他的崇拜了!求给这段视频配一句神文案!tRKPnNtc ​
[Old driver class # # have already cant express my worship to him! God give this piece of video with a copy! tRKPnNtc]

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ZAKER:
    #深夜ZAKER# 爱一个人是劫 有人劫后重生 有人在劫难逃! ​
[# the night ZAKER# love a person is saved Someone left rebirth Someone is doomed! ​]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

音悦台:
    【晚安】#飞儿乐团#“我我们的爱 过了就不再回来直到现在 我还默默的等待[心]”tRpYzy 桂纶镁出演了该歌曲MV,爱上古惑仔,跟随他躲避仇家追杀,是幸福还是悲哀?画面简直像电影一样~ ​
[【 good night 】 # # fir I our love will no longer come back until now I still silently waiting for the [heart] tRpYzy hours played the song MV, fall in love with young and dangerous, followed him from his enemy, is happy or sad? Like a movie ~]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

小野妹子学吐槽:
    可以说限制级了[允悲]@使徒子贝爷你抓宠物小精灵的姿势有点血腥啊……
[Would speak x-rated [allow sad] @ the apostles bei ye you catch a pokemon pose a bit bloody...]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选:
    活着真累哦
[Live so tired oh]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

失足少女m:
    nice days [心] tRIjUSd ​
[Nice days tRIjUSd [heart]]

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人# 在你的车里有什么小物件? ​
[# # good night family what little thing in your car? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【最奇葩的避暑方式 水底里搓麻炮弹坑里泡澡】高温天气来袭,各地民众的避暑“绝技”可谓是五花八门↓↓水底打麻将,卡车变泳池,还有小孩在被水淹没的弹坑里玩耍↓↓这些避暑妙招快收,清凉一夏↓↓tRKLdp ​
[【 the most wonderful work way of summer Persons in the bottom shell pits bath 】 the high temperature weather strikes, people everywhere summer trick is multifarious left left bottom playing mahjong, truck pool, there are children playing in the flooded craters left left the summer coup quickly closed down, a cool summer left left tRKLdp]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    我竟然被提名了?💅
[I had been nominated? 💅]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【澳大利亚心机猫吐舌头求收养 吸引众人目光】不仅是人类,动物也会“耍心机”。澳大利亚一只收容所的猫咪因为久久找不到收养人,想出了一个奇怪的方法给自己找“铲屎官”↓↓它看到有人走近就歪着头、伸出舌头↓↓这招很快就奏效了,新的故事开始了↓↓tRKLGQf ​
[【 Australia all cat spit tongue for adoption Attract attention 】 is not only a human, animals also play all. Australia a shelter cat for a long time to find the adopter, came up with a strange way to find their own shovel excrement officer left left it down to see someone approached he cocked his head, stick out your tongue left left it worked, soon began left left tRKLGQf new story]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #军师联萌#看点预告之曹丕要把郭照打入冷宫了!
司马懿:夫人消消气,人家知道错了。
张春华:泥揍凯![doge]
os:女人生男人的气,十有八九是因为(你猜?)
郭照:姐姐,姐夫救我!
os:我能怎么办?我也绝望[污]
tRKLjCW ​

[Read # # strategist al sprouting notice xelloss to Guo Zhao doghouse! Mrs. < br > sima yi cooled down, the somebody else know wrong. < br > revels mud beat kay! [doge] < br > OS female man the breath of life, nine times out of ten because (can you guess? < br > Guo Zhao sister and brother-in-law save me! < br > OS what can I do? I am desperate [pollution] < br > tRKLjCW]

冷笑话精选:
    这就很尴尬了[允悲]@草图君:论直男的自拍技巧
[Its very embarrassedallow sad sketch @ jun theory of straight men take tips]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【冥婚墓开棺现场遭曝光 女子被活活放进棺材】明朝万历年间的一个皇室墓被开棺,没挖开之前的墓像个碉堡↓↓其中一座女棺的密封性特别好,人是被活活的放进棺材里↓↓此人是冥婚的受害者,也许尸体完全没有腐败。开棺现场,胆小慎点↓↓tRKLwgA ​
[【 ghost weddings tomb open coffin field exposure Women were put into the coffin 】 a royal emperor wanli of the Ming dynasty tomb was open coffin, before digging tomb like a bunker left left one female sarcophagus exceptionally good sealing, were left alive in a coffin left the man was the victim of a ghost weddings, maybe body no corruption. Open coffin, timid point left left tRKLwgA down carefully]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

edc陳冠希:
    杭州🍓! ​
[杭州🍓! ​]

International nomad

猫扑:
    #猫扑夜话# 如果某天你中了万你想怎么花? ​
[In # # mop night if one day you all you want to spend? ​]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

一块去旅行:
    穿越到魔法世界的麻瓜。 ​
[Through to the magical world of muggles. ​]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【醉驾男车停路中睡觉,一堆车“陪睡”[允悲]】月日,江苏徐州,胡某醉酒驾驶越野车上高架,随之车停在行车道上就睡着了。后面的车不明所以,都乖乖地跟在轿车后面停了。直到民警赶到...tRKzGgx ​
[# # weibo communication radio [drunk man car in the road bed, sleep with a bunch of car [allow sad]] month day, jiangsu xuzhou, Hu Mou drunk driving suvs on overhead, he fell asleep with the car in the driveway. Unknown so, at the back of the car are obediently behind the car stopped. Until the police arrive to... tRKzGgx]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    欢迎回家~
[Welcome home ~]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【女子岁被拐 回家已是八旬老人[委屈]】江苏徐州家住睢宁古邳镇王老太今年岁,而她心里一直藏着一个秘密↓↓她在年前被人从河南老家拐到徐州,如今她只剩下最后一个心愿——能在有生之年回到家乡,见到自己的亲人↓↓求助志愿者后,她的回家梦实现了↓↓感动[泪]tRKLyKM ​
[【 abducted at the age of the woman Home is octogenarian [wrong]] in HuiNing in xuzhou, jiangsu ancient town wang Pi too years old this year, and her heart has been hiding a secret left turn left her old home in years ago from henan to xuzhou, now she can only the last wish in life back to hometown, see their loved ones left after left for help volunteers, her home dream realized moved to [in] tRKLyKM left left]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

玩转instagram:
    NanJing 南京 ​
[Working in NanJing]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

冷笑话精选:
    最右没毛病[允悲]@araleDD:我家的正确方式[允悲][允悲] tRKACIS
[There is nothing wrong with the right [allow sad] @ araleDD the right way to my house [allow sad] [allow sad] tRKACIS]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

当当李国庆:
    从不敢忘,年月日,卢沟桥事变是日军全面侵华的开始,也是民族全民抗战的起点。民族历史伤痛的背后也让人沉思,庞大的中国军队怎么会不敌弹丸之地的日寇?为何会如此快速沦陷?真正该质问的是国民党抗战决心不足导致小股日军长驱直入,错失反击良机。勿忘国耻,振兴中华。tRKFAma ​
[Never forget, (date) (month) (year), the Marco Polo bridge incident is the beginning of the Japanese aggression against China comprehensive, is also the starting point of national universal resistance. National history behind the pain is meditation, how large Chinese troops by tiny Japanese? Why so fast fall? Really the question is the kuomintang Anti-Japanese War shortages have determination to small Japanese REINS back missed opportunity. Not forget national humiliation, the revitalization of the Chinese. tRKFAma]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

新浪新闻客户端:
    【结局虐出新高度 但两人拍吻戏却超欢乐】夏至未至结局来袭,程七七怀孕,段桥死了,陆之昂求婚了,颜大壮好帅一举拿下大反派卡萝和贺总...荧前开虐,但司夏夫妇幕后吻戏却非常逗[哈哈]开吻前陈学冬逗郑爽让她笑抽;正经亲吻时,结果发生这一幕↓↓tRKLEZM ​
[【 ending abuse new height But two people shooting a super happy 】 summer solstice comes not to the end, the process groups, pregnancy period of bridge died, land of the proposed, yan big strong nice win villain carol and he always... Fluorspar before open abuse, but summer couples kissing behind the scenes but very funny (ha ha) open kiss before cheney make Zheng Shuang let her laugh; Nice kiss, this scene left left tRKLEZM results occur]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博搞笑排行榜:
    神技能[笑cry]@你别腻i:我以为第一件是要给孩子做个破裆裤[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[God [laugh cry] @ you dont bored with I I think the first thing is to give the child a broken fork pants [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【女大学生被舍友凌辱三年?网曝内容不忍直视!】近日,有网友自曝大学三年遭受舍友非人凌辱↓↓被拍裸照,手指甲被咬掉,左胸乳被抓破,甚至还有更隐私部位被抓伤↓↓并且班主任的做法让人痛心↓↓对此,学校调查称相关内容与事实不符。tRKLjA ​
[The female college students have been roommates reproach? Three years net exposure content to look! Revealed recently, some netizens university three year roommates inhumane reproach left left by posing nude, fingernail is bitten off, the left breast milk was caught breaking, and even more private parts were scratches left left and the practice of the teacher in charge heartbreaking left left the school survey said the related content with the facts. tRKLjA]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【赵丽颖脸上被写满违法 只因她手里拿着这个…】赵丽颖又被黑了,一个公交站台上,赵丽颖的海报被肆意涂改,上面写满了“违法”两个字↓↓为什么会被盖上这两个字呢?原来这是因为赵丽颖在《楚乔传》中使用了这个武器↓↓tRKLwJy ​
[【 li-ying zhao face is written with breaking the law Because she was holding the... Li-ying zhao was dark and a bus on the platform, li-ying zhao posters have been wantonly altered, write full of illegal two words why left left should be covered by the two words? This is because the original li-ying zhao in the ChuQiaoChuan left left tRKLwJy use of the weapons]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    来看旺旺背后的男神女神和自家神店的合影,十足的创造气息实在挡不住,真想去#淘宝造物节#现场见见TA们!
[To see behind the prosperous of male god goddess and their god store photos, full of create breath really stop, really want to go to the section # # taobao creation field meet TA!]

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Autobeta汽车杂志:
    放开我,我控几不住自几 tRodoVSC ​
[Let me go, I can not control a few since few tRodoVSC]

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