2017年7月6日星期四

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    哈哈哈哈@粘土娘:大姨妈来了,看评论笑得我哟笑一下流一下笑一下流一下[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha @ clay niang big aunt is coming, to read the comments laughed me yo laugh a nasty smile a dirty look [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]

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但斌:
    推荐!@老曾阿牛推荐!@李迅雷 谢谢知名钱币收藏家的推荐[微笑]
[Recommended!!! @ old had recommended pig! @ Li Xunlei Thanks for well-known coin collectors recommend [smiles]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛军是王耀武带出来的,王居然没人吹@超巨型社会主义路灯因为投共的不能吹,傅作义pass;通共的不能吹,卫立煌pass;亲共的不能吹,李宗仁pass;抗日死的不能吹,张自忠、郝梦龄pass;死得窝囊的不能吹,黄维pass;被活捉的不能吹,杜聿明pass;死在自己人枪口下的不能吹,吉鸿昌pass…
[@ old pig army are brought from wang yao-wu, Wang Juran because no one blow @ monster socialist street lamp cast a total cant blow, fu zuoyi pass; Altogether not blowing, wei li-huang pass; Kiss, cant blow, li tsung-jen pass; The dead cant blow his, Hao Mengling pass; Die cowardly cannot blow, stevie hoang pass; Captured alive cant blow, tu yue-ming pass; Died in one of their own gunpoint cannot blow, general ji hongchang pass...]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛单是去年上半年,难民在德国犯罪数量就高达.万起,相当于每天起,三分之二都是偷盗抢劫诈骗,是德国人对难民犯罪数量的倍。 过去几年,默克尔政府接纳了超过万的中东穆斯林难民。
[@ old pig sheet is in the first half of last year, refugees crime number is as high as in Germany. Wan, the equivalent of a day, two-thirds are stealing fraud, robbery is German for refugees crime number of times. In the past few years, ms merkels government to accept more than thousands of Muslim refugees in the Middle East.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛[摊手]
[@ old had pig [stand hand]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛只可爱的猫星人。
[@ old pig lovely cat star people.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛美国教育是精英教育,成功%就是成功,%可以不管。中国教育是集体教育,要全体都成功。大家自己看着办吧。
[@ old pig American education is the elite education, successful % is successful, % can no matter. Chinas education is the collective education to all success. You own choice.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛这绝对不是全部名单,至少漏了乐视影业,我知道还有好几家PE投了乐视影业的。当然,乐视影业中贾的股权现已全部转给了孙宏斌。@八大山债人 大哥就别笑二哥了,投pe挣钱又拿到钱的人,真心少 @放牛娃斯基lp投资人最可爱的人@扫地僧叫墨墨[doge]
[@ old had pig all list, this is definitely not missed Letv pictures, at least, I know there are several threw Letv PE film. Letv pictures, of course, the equity of jia is now all transferred to the ieee distribution planning working group report.radial distribution. @ eight mountains of debt people Eldest brother dont smile second brother, PE to earn money and get the money, really less @ cowherd boys lp investors the most lovely person @ sweeping monk called ink ink [doge]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛@老编辑不上班 还真是,没刘志军,从北京到上海你还得站个小时@老枪plus年来一批官员们贪污腐化生活糜烂各种与他人保持不正当关系,但他们带领着大家把中国做到了世界第二@来去之间其实就是被批“小皇帝”,“沉迷游戏”,“没有责任心”这一代人,把中国做到了世界第二
[@ old had pig @ editors dont go to work Is really, not Mr Liu, you have to stand hours from Beijing to Shanghai @ old guns plus years a group of officials corruption hard-living keep illicit relations with others, but they led you get China made it the worlds second @ come between is actually be little emperors, label, there is no sense of responsibility generation, the Chinese made it the worlds second]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [赞]
[[who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也@资本杀手寇文红如果财政部不把我们缴纳的税转移支付给他们,这帮玩宗教的骗子早就饿死了。@-轩辕熊猫-回复@一半__YH我们努力工作,你们努力念经,还让我们援助,难道念经的都不要脸这个程度了么?
[@ killer KouWenGong good Joe fields is also @ capital if the Treasury doesnt transfer we pay taxes paid to them, this help to play religious cheater would have starved to death. @ reply - xuanyuan panda - half @ __YH we work hard, your efforts to chant buddhist scripture, also let us aid, this is the most dont chant of shameless?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也人的进化程度完全不一样!@老曾阿牛南非是一个典型的案例:某些人种确实是治理国家不行,尽管拥有无比丰富的资源。这世界上所谓的人人平等其实就是最大的不平等,西方普世价值迟早要自我毁灭。
[@ good Joe fields is also evolved completely different! @ old had pig South Africa is a typical case some people really is not governance, although have very rich resources. The so-called equality is the biggest in the world of inequality, sooner or later, western universal values to self-destruction.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也直接歼灭!@防务君说好的虽远必诛呢?干它啊!
[@ good Joe fields is also directly kill! @ the defence jun said good, although far will over? Do it!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也太可怕了! @习五一河北大学新闻传播学院院长白贵大力传播伊斯兰教!
[@ good Joe fields is also terrible! @ xi May news, hebei university, dean of the school of Bai Gui energetically spread Islam!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    写的真好,等有时间,结成集,放到博客里……@股道热肠也回复@五谷上品承蒙师弟厚爱!@五谷上品看了师兄从纪念父亲开始,一路写来,就像读那本获大奖的小说《白鹿原》一样。师兄有空再把自己和同辈兄弟姐妹的事写出来,就活生生一本大时代的巨著了!
[Its good to write, etc have time, forming a set, on the blog... @ good Joe also reply @ the corn fields is top grade thank teacher younger brother love! @ grain and top grade saw brother from the memory of my father, all the way to write, like to read the novel won the award of the white deer villiage. Brother free again to write about yourself and peer brothers and sisters, is living a great big time!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

谢娜:
    我说我现在好饿,我二哥发给我他在老家中江他的莽二哥火锅店里吃火锅的照片馋我[色],口水已经止不住了,真的好想马上回趟中江[舔屏] 晚安[馋嘴][月亮] ​
[I said Im so hungry, I sent to my second brother in their hometown nakae his headstrong second brother hotpot restaurant to eat hot pot in the photos chan I [color], saliva has already started, really want to come back immediately nakae [lick screen] good night [available] [moon]]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

但斌:
    @股道热肠也这个态度值得赞赏!@Evil林凡哟?
[@ good Joe fields is also the attitude is laudable. @ Evil bum then asked yo?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @A股聚焦:勇士在此!
[@ a-share focus the warriors in this!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博搞笑排行榜:
    你见过哪些好玩又好笑的段子,专治不开心那种 __________________________________ ​​​ ​​​​
[Have you seen what a fun and funny jokes, unhappy that __________________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

沈博阳:
    跋山涉水,找了一整天熊大和熊二,明天继续![汗][抓狂] tRGoaWkX ​
[Walked, looking for the whole day bear and bear two, continue tomorrow! [Mr Khan] [mad] tRGoaWkX]

LinkedIn领英中国总裁

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 谁当年没有过一个中二梦呢[笑cry]这个特效也是绝了 tRKhUUl ​
[# # mop goodnight who had a second dream in that year [laugh cry] this effect is also no tRKhUUl]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

顶尖设计:
    画出来的双重曝光 by patrick antounian ​
[Draw the double exposure by Patrick antounian]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

新沐sunshine:
    睡过头,五点本该打卡哎,下雨,睡一天,看完寻人大师,哥哥打电话,下午睡觉,晚上聚餐 ​
[Should have overslept, five clock ah, rain, sleep a day, without a master, call brother, sleep in the afternoon, evening dinner party]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#两只考拉跑到高速公路上打架...路人好心上前制止...结果这俩货的反应实在是[笑cry]气的人直呼太笨了...!tRoNw ​
[# # travel life fighting two koalas ran to the highway... Passers-by kindness to help... The result of this reaction of the two goods is [laugh cry] gas people call is so stupid... ! tRoNw]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑:
    连屎都不敢吃怎么能说爱他呢[doge][doge]@请叫我瓶子 [doge]你们为了帅哥哥都愿意吃屎了。。。
[Even dare not eat excrement said how can you love him? [doge] [doge] @ please call me bottle [doge] to the handsome boy elder brother you want to eat shit...]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

优酷:
    #军师联盟#会蹭热搜、会玩弹幕,会上B站,会管网友叫“宝宝”的曹霸霸,还有一项技能,会上网自己搜自己!搜出了什么呢?网友说:你演的董卓真好!有的网友说:刘和伟你真是好演员![偷笑]
@于和伟 :“这下尴尬了…”[阴险]tRKhFcH ​

[# # mastermind alliance will rub out, play barrage, B standing at the meeting, will call the net friend baby cao farther, there is a skill that can surf the Internet search yourself! Searched? The net friend said you play dong zhuo is really good! Some netizens said Liu Hewei youre a good actor! [laughing] < br > @ in and wei this is embarrassing... [insidious] tRKhFcH]

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人# 说说爱车最大的优点是什么? ​
[# good night # about family cars biggest advantage is what? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话##爱情小白就是白痴#听友:朋友介绍了个妹纸,第一次见面后都感觉可以,所以见面后第二天倒是聊得很愉快,然后接下来几天基本上找她聊就简单回复几句然后就没有下文了,我是爱情小白,不知道这是什么情况我该如何处理呢?金山:像爱情小白角色,只有在网络剧里可爱,现实生活中喜欢这个的都是...全文: m.weibo ​
[# jinshan night # # # love the small white is an idiot to listen to friends, a friend introduced a girl, can feel after the first meeting, so after the meeting the next day was nice chat, then basically the next couple of days to find her talk simple reply to a few words and then not below, small white is my love, dont know what this is me. What should I do? Kingsoft like love white character, only in the network show lovely, real life is like this... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

冷笑话精选:
    试问哪个妹子不想拥有大长腿[doge]
[Asked which sister dont want to have big long legs [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

巴曙松:
    tRKhZTwr 解读债券通 ​
[Interpretation tRKhZTwr bonds]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

MIUI:
    不看评论,你能找出哪个图标才是正确的吗? ​
[Dont look at comments, you can find out which icon is right? ​]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

新浪新闻客户端:
    连小孩子都不放过,太过分了[哼]
[Even the children all dont pass, too much [singing]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选:
    但挺难的@赵芮芮最可爱_找一个对的人真的很重要
[But its really hard to @ zhao RuiRui most lovely _ to find a right person is really important]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    #猫扑夜话# 你还记得你第一次暗恋的人吗? ​
[# # mop night you still remember your first crush? ​]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【陕西疑现暴力强拆:大人被打伤封嘴 小孩遭捆绑】据@华商网 消息,月日,陕西前锋村现暴力强拆,大人小孩都被胶带捆绑后打伤在地。官方日回应,该事件系一群操外地口音的男子擅闯民宅将其房屋损毁,目前县公安局正就房屋被拆事件全面介入调查↓↓tRKhNZn ​
[【 shaanxi suspected violent evictions now adult and injuring the complicity Children were bundled 】 according to @ Chinese net news, June , shaanxi village vanguard now violent evictions, adult children were injured after being taped to the ground. Response to the date of the official, the event is a group of foreign accents man at residence houses damaged it, county public security bureau is currently building was demolished event comprehensive investigation left left tRKhNZn down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

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