微博搞笑排行榜：
人生九大错觉，扎心不？[允悲]
[The nine great illusion of life, the heart? [allow sad]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
Kakakaoo-：“尴尬😓”tRKEDDwg （使用#秒拍#录制，免流量看热门短视频！）
[“尴尬😓”tRKEDDwg （使用#秒拍#录制，免流量看热门短视频！） ]
重庆妹儿💪👩♋️🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱♍️👨
思想聚焦：难过的时候
记住三句话
算了吧
没关系
会过去
[Sad remember three words < br > < br > will come on it doesnt matter < br > < br > in the past]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
傅园慧o_O：来了来了！八百米长的屠龙刀已经拔出来了！
布达佩斯！摇起来摇起来咯！
[Come here! Eight hundred - metre - long knife has drawn! < br > Budapest! Rolled up on a rolled up cough up! ]
爱猫咪爱狗狗；看见圆球体萌仔欲罢不能；以食为天；一只混天蝎座血统的摩羯座。一直认为自己是个安静的美男子。
陳妍希michelle：在特別的日子里，回了趟家，是一種緣分。祝大家健康生活，幸福久久[心][兔子]
[In the special day, back home, is a kind of predestination. I wish you all a healthy life, happiness for a long time [heart] [rabbit]]
我只想要做夢 經紀人小子：電話+ email kidhsu@qq
这里是美国：【度跳楼机，敢玩吗？】坐跳楼机上升层楼高，然后转个度看地面...没有一点点防备，就这么向地表冲刺！高达时速公里！@胡椒视频 tRKqljB
[The degrees of jump off a building machine, dare to play? Sit rising storeys high jump off a building machine, then turn a degree of the ground... Not a little guard against, so the sprint towards the surface. Up to miles per hour! @ pepper video tRKqljB]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
罗晋：年月日，下午，很熱！告別張長弓，感恩感謝能遇到一個這樣的長弓！屬於劇組每一位同仁的長弓！願好！《為了你我願意熱愛整個世界》節一部，完吶！再見毛衣，再見帽衫，再見皮衣，再見棉襖！再見兩條牛仔褲⋯⋯
[年月日,下午,很热!告别张长弓,遇不到一個這樣的長弓感恩节感谢功能!屬於剧组每一位同仁的長弓!那次好!《为你我願意热恋了整个世界》节部分,完吶!再看毛衣,帽衫,再看再看,再看皮衣棉纸!再看两条牛仔裤⋯⋯]
我就是我！
工作室：ningran@gmail
韩国me2day：【YouTube】#K.A.R.D#首张迷你专辑
[# # K.A.R.D YouTube 】 【 first mini album < Hola Hola > MV, pure and fresh, pleasant ~ tRKEeJ]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
人民日报：热腾腾的鸡蛋卷饼，简单易学，干净又美味，用平底锅就能做！@日食记
[Hot egg rolls, easy to learn, clean, delicious, with a pan can do! @ the solar eclipse to remember]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
德卡先生的信箱：“你像个小孩子一样，看了一部好看的电影，心满意足地发消息告诉我时，就特别想能在你身边，摸摸你的头说，开心就好啦。”
[You like a little child, watching a good movie, contentedly message told me, in particular to beside you, touch your head and said, happy is ok. ]
𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 匿名发布／不欢迎没有礼貌和脑子的人
戚薇：正宗的：街。。。拍。。。[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]
[Authentic street... Pat... [laughing] [laughing] [laugh]]
哥相关所有：经纪事务，演出活动，戏剧接洽，商务交流。。。请联络：mikizhangyi@
新浪体育：【牛！旬北京大爷每天跑公里，这辈子没用过空调电扇手机[good]】北京朝阳区岁的种大爷，儿时父母生病对他产生了很大影响，从那儿以后，他每天坚持跑公里，坚持了多年，大爷说自己烟酒茶牌都不沾，几十年没用过空调、电扇，也不用手机不装电话，活得“特别特别简单。”@梨视频
[【 aim of cattle! Beijing big ye run miles a day, in this life never used air conditioning fan phone [good]] Beijing chaoyang district, big ye, childhood sick parents had a great influence on him, and from there, he kept running kilometers every day, insist on for years, the big ye said they do not touch, alcohol, tobacco, tea brand, decades used air conditioning, electric fan, also need not mobile telephone, live very very simple. @ pear video]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
蔡卓妍：tRKEex
#饭局的诱惑# @饭局的诱惑
[TRKEex < br > # @ # meal temptation the temptation of ect]
暂无
北京人不知道的北京事儿：珍贵的老视频！年那场离奇大火前的隆福寺，能看到那会儿的繁华街景和隆福寺小吃……那时的隆福寺贵为北京城四大商圈之一...可惜了[伤心]（by Eagle_flying_high）tRKEYYO
[Precious old video! In the strange fire before the temple fairs, we can see that moment the bustling street and temple fairs snacks... At that time the temple fairs as the city one of the four big business circle... Its a pity that the [sad] (by Eagle_flying_high tRKEYYO)]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
一个有点理想的记者：当下中国，仍不时有公权肆意、资本妄为、民粹横行，受害者和加害者身份瞬间转换。这些都应该有声音来随时质疑。“舆论|监督”的空间已经十分逼仄，只有更努力让更多的信息不被屏蔽，只有让更多人发出不同的声音，才可能更接近真相，也才能真正实现公平正义。 tRKEDwBB
[The present China, still occasionally have public rights is wanton, its capital, populist, victims and perpetrators identity instant transformation. These should have sound question at any time. | public opinion supervision of space is very narrow, only more efforts to let more information is not blocked, only let more people of different sounds can be closer to the truth, and to realize fairness and justice. tRKEDwBB]
微信公号lixiangjizhe，一个有点理想的记者。声明：本人的理想是吃喝玩乐照顾家人，微博名字起的早不爱改了，微博上言论与职业无关，不代表所在媒体。
财经网：【保姆豪宅纵火案后 受害者家属林先生回忆事发当天绝望】林先生回忆，事发当天醒来看到无数未接来电，电话中母亲的哭诉，飞机上得知妻儿不在，在医院里见到妻儿的最后一面…一个人一生能经历的最大不幸都在同一个时刻到来。tRKEmTR @局面
[The nanny after a person of extraordinary powers curtilage arson Victims families desperate 】 Lin Lin recalled the day, the day wake up to see countless did not call, the phone mother crying, learned that his wife and children on the plane, saw his wife and children in the hospital last time... One life can experience the biggest misfortune is in the same moment. TRKEmTR @ situation]
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1024专员：卧槽朝天椒，这个好狠啊[汗][汗][汗]
[Day ah capsicum frutescens var, the good hard [Mr Khan] [Mr Khan] [Mr Khan]]
想做网红的网黄！
全球奇闻趣事：一分钟教你打出Tiffany式漂亮的蝴蝶结礼物包装和衣服腰带一次搞定哦～留着以后会用到[赞] tRKEKKz
[A minute played Tiffany type beautiful bowknot belt gift packaging and clothes once done oh ~ keep will use [good] tRKEKKz later]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。
全球健身中心：瘦肚子的八大绝招，简单好学，在家就能练[鼓掌][鼓掌]！！重复动作就能快速燃脂[威武]！每天跟着锻炼分钟，让懒人们轻松瘦一夏！速度马走开练吧！[来][来][来]
[Simple thin belly of eight trick, studious, can practice at home [applause.] [applause]!! Repetitive fat [power] can be quickly! Following exercise minutes a day, make it easy for lazy people thin a summer! Speed horse go practice! [to] [to] [to]]
最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
zysnicole：#今日快递#
雅诗兰黛今年出的气垫，国内叫持妆无瑕气垫粉霜，不知道和去年蓝色盒子的double wear气垫是不是换了个包装而已，用过之后再反馈，评论选送一个给眼熟观众[doge]
[# today Courier # < br > elegant shi landai this year out of the air cushion, domestic call a makeup immaculate air cushion powder frost, dont know, and last year in the blue box double wear air cushion is changing the packaging, used after feedback, comments submitted an audience to familiar [doge]]
有问题请评论留言，私信不回复
Karen莫文蔚：莫式夏日Holiday[太開心]
[Mo type summer Holiday [quite happy]]
愛i
学生来吐槽：猫一打哈欠，主人就把手指放它嘴里，放多次之后...
喵：怎样啦你！很奇怪诶你！
tRKEgpT
[Cat yawning, the host will put the finger in his mouth, put many times after... < br > meow how are you! Its strange! You! < br > tRKEgpT]
吐槽学校里的那点破事儿，说出学生的心声。嬉笑怒骂吐槽搞笑信手拈来！原创内容可私信投稿~
曹山石：孙宏斌真是个强IP。图一是昨天采访孙宏斌记者记录的一段原话，图二是今天万达融创富力一波三折签约现场孙的致辞。
[Ieee distribution planning working group report.radial distribution is such a strong IP. Figure is a reporter interviewed yesterday ieee distribution planning working group report.radial distribution records for a period of words, figure is today wanda fuli runs smooth signing the sun melts and delivered a speech. ]
用心若镜 不将不迎
孙红雷：成都，我出发了，你会想我吗[doge][doge][doge]
[Chengdu, I set out, would you think I [doge] [doge] [doge]]
一个比普通人还普通的普通人
化妆师foggy：简直精辟极了，留着有用的知识，有天用到了先码走[允悲]
[Is very incisive, keep the useful knowledge, use the first some day yards away [allow sad]]
啊哈哈哈哈
佘詩曼Charmaine：電影《洩密者》開鏡拜神儀式順利進行！第一次飾演新聞記者的我Carly Yuen，面臨極大考驗和挑戰，大家為我加油吧！
[电影《胃病密者’开镜子拜神仪式顺利进行!第一次飾演新聞記者的我Carly Yuen,面臨極大学考驗和挑戰,大家为我加油吧!]
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新浪女性：【丈夫多次对妻子信息“已读不回” 法院判离婚】台湾的林女士向法院起诉离婚，将丈夫多次对自己的line信息“已读不回”作为证据提交法院。包括有一次林女士因车祸住院，发信息告知丈夫，信息显示已读但却未回复。车祸后数月，丈夫终于回了信息，但内容是关于他们家养的狗……>>tRKEgRe
[The husband to his wife many times information read back divorce court 】 Lin from Taiwan to the court for divorce, the husband several times for their own read back the line information as evidence submitted to the court. Including Lin once hospitalized from a car accident, send message to her husband, information display has read but not reply. The months after the accident, the husband finally back to the information, but the content is about their domestic dog... > > tRKEgRe]
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神店通缉令：一位小哥表示，这就是为什么他讨厌夏天[笑cry]
[A little elder brother said, thats why he hates summer [laugh cry]]
（合作qq：）微信公z号：tuijian 快上车，来不及解释了
我Hold不住了：哈哈哈哈哈或或或或或。。嗝。。[笑cry] tRKEgQg
[Ha ha ha ha ha or or or or or.. Hic. [laughing cry] tRKEgQg]
一个爱生活的吃货~
微博等级：你有哪些看了能让人笑到肚子痛的图片?[坏笑]看完这些烦恼走光光[坏笑]
[Did you see what can let a person smile to abdominal pain of pictures? Look over these troubles go naked [laugh] [laugh]]
微博等级官方微博
柴犬柴犬：一颗柴头出门来，盯着你看哦[憧憬] Instagram：mamemarukun tRKEgoro
[A wood to head out, staring at you oh [hope] sets mamemarukun tRKEgoro]
宝宝是世界最可爱的！汪！ 纯图片分享，没养狗，不卖狗。
猫扑：原来斗地主还有这么多套路[允悲]
[The original doudizhu there are so many routines [allow sad]]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
澎湃新闻：【明星演唱会再度损毁球场草皮，这次轮到黑龙江球迷“哭了”】学友出征，寸草不生——“歌神”张学友这次又背锅了。近日，据《体坛+》、《扬子晚报》等媒体报道，哈尔滨会展中心体育场在张学友演唱会后球场草皮损毁严重，部分区域甚至“寸草不生”。从网友@梦醉在心里 发布的照片来看，球场中间部分草
[【 star concert again break pitches, the heilongjiang fans turn cry 】 xueyou, nothing grows - song god Jacky cheung pan back this time. Recently, according to the sports + , yangzi evening news media, such as Harbin exhibition center stadium in Jacky cheung concert badly damaged pitches, parts and even nothing grows. Released from a net friend @ dream drunk in the heart, the grass in the middle of the pitch]
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