微博搞笑排行榜：
哈哈哈哈哈哈大晚上的，笑的差点一口气没上来...[允悲][允悲][允悲] tRKCliR
[Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha big night smile almost breath didnt come up... [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] tRKCliR]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
回忆专用小马甲：这是流浪者Loong Dum的故事，人的能力有大有小，但每一颗善良的心，都不卑微[心]
[This is homeless Loong Dum story, peoples ability to have a small, but each a kind heart, dont humble [heart]]
《愿无岁月可回头》
思想聚焦：一个人生了很多别人不知道的闷气，然后又自己好了
[A life is a lot of people dont know, then good]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
拜托啦学妹：【毕业一年后，大家都过得怎么样？】看完很辛酸，职场不相信眼泪。tRKJIiN
[【 graduate one year later, everyone is doing? Watching a very poignant, workplace dont believe in tears. tRKJIiN]
一个只属于大学生的街访
最神奇的视频：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈还有这种操作？？？？[笑cry] tRKhaj
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and this operation?????? [laughing cry] tRKhaj]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
应采儿：长大了.......... 我说的是左边那位[笑而不語]
[Grow up... I said is on the left side of the [smiling without a word]]
祈祷，不如思考
郭斯特：趁我不注意钻进衣柜玩得很开心……狐狸你是男孩子，不可以穿小裙子[允悲]
[While I do not pay attention to a lot of fun into the wardrobe... The fox is a boy, dont you can wear small dressallow sad]
我是平板！合作联系QQ，周边在这儿tRzAkS
羅志祥：在極限挑戰記者會上 當我們ㄧ見面 你聞了ㄧ下我 你看著我搖著尾巴 我就更相信你還記得我 耳思 你退役了 辛苦了 也謝謝你對主人的照顧 接下來 你可以好好的玩 可以好好的跟主人撒嬌 好好的當我們最忠心最好的朋友
所有的工作犬 辛苦了！
[In extreme challenges at a news conference When we meet one You smell created you look at me I shook his tail I believe you remember me ear think you retired Also thank you for your masters care The following You can play well with good master playing well when we are the most loyal best friend < br > all the working dog Hard work! ]
我〜就是我！不喜勿進！
wu2198：这张图对于一般的人来说值.元，对于懂的人来说值元，对于机构来说值万元。
[This picture for the general value. Yuan, to understand the value of yuan, for institutional value of ten thousand yuan. ]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
张皓宸：但愿是我，陪你在时间里流浪。#后来时间都与你有关#
tRKplU
[Let it be me, to accompany you in time. # # later time is related to you < br > tRKplU]
真羡慕你这么年轻就认识我了~工作联系：orsonbest@ 一言。跟你们唠嗑的微信：zhanghaochen
人民日报：【一场特殊的婚礼！新郎接军令归队 堂妹代哥迎亲“拜堂”成亲】近日，重庆梁平举行了一场特殊的婚礼：新郎范飘临时接到部队通知，紧急归队，为如期举行婚礼，范飘让堂妹代自己去迎亲。据了解，因为工作原因，范飘一年只能回一次家。“既然选择了他，就要支持他，我无怨无悔”。tRKTnawe
[【 a special wedding! The groom back operations Cousin brother generation procession meeting the bride, marry 】 recently, chongqing liangping held a special wedding the groom temporary informed forces fan, emergency return, to held wedding, let cousin generation to escort a van. We have learned, because working reason, fan home back only once a year. Since chose him, support him, I complaint or regret. tRKTnawe]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
头条新闻：#视野#【女子骂交警并称“你只能拘我小时” 然后被拘了天】一名女子骑电瓶车私装遮阳伞，交警拆除时遭其辱骂“你凭什么给我弄坏，你个贱人”。女子称，“你只能拘留我小时，我搁这我蹲着我开心我乐意，你还能拘留我天吗？”最终，她因触犯治安管理处罚法被行政拘留了天。tRKTK
[View # # the woman called police and said you can only put my hours and then detained the day 】 a woman riding a battery car private beach umbrella, the traffic police dismantled by its abuse why do you give me a break, youre a bitch. Woman said, you can only be detained my hours, I put aside this I squat down I happy Id be happy to, you can also detained me day? In the end, she was executive detained for violating the security administration punishments. tRKTK]
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北京人不知道的北京事儿：北京这么多地铁站，对你而言哪一站最有故事？[心]
[So many subway station in Beijing, which stand most stories for you? [heart]]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
岳云鹏：假装在旅游
[Pretending to travel]
工作以及邀约 请联系经纪人王俣钦先生：max.w@vip.
环球时报：【女子掌掴公交车色狼被割脖颈 失血过多仍在ICU抢救[怒]】日，北京通州路公交车上，一女子因反抗咸猪手被刺，颈部神经被割断、背部中刀并伤及肺部，至今仍在ICU抢救。目击者称受害者曾大声指责色狼，拍照要报警，男子从包中翻出水果刀行凶，先是捂嘴抹脖，然后连刺四刀。后被众人制服。
[【 woman slapping bus Wolf was cut neck bled is still in the ICU rescue [anger]], Beijing tongzhou on the bus, a woman for fighting suitors stabbed, nerve severed, knife in the back and neck hurt the lungs, still in the ICU. Witnesses said the victim was loudly accused sex maniac, take pictures to call the police, the man turned out the fruit knife crime from the bag, first wipe over your mouth, neck and even four knife stab. After all the uniform. ]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
每日一狗：网友家的法斗生了一窝小宝宝，每天喂奶喂到生无可恋，仿佛身体被掏空就是这样了……[允悲] tRKlicl
[Home by the method of bucket gave birth to a litter of infants, the nurse to feed to the reasons for love every day, as if the body was emptied that... [allow sad] tRKlicl]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！
林心如：大明星來探班耶😘😘😘
還有消暑聖品🍦🍦🍦@舒淇 解接
[大明星来探班耶😘😘😘
还有消暑圣品🍦🍦🍦@舒淇 XieJie ]
工作聯繫~lisa谭小姐 lxrgzs@
captain龙：秦门F就差你了🐍🐍🤓🤓@許昕 @吴颢 @国乒崔庆磊
[秦门F就差你了🐍🐍🤓🤓@许昕 @吴颢 @国乒崔庆磊 ]
新浪娱乐：【王思聪被街头相亲遭“嫌弃”】某综艺录制时将@王思聪 的照片和信息带到著名相亲角，一位大爷评价王思聪：这个人太帅了，学历太高了，这个投资董事长工资起码一万多吧。他这个要在北京二环有套房的话，可能还是蛮费力的[笑cry]大爷肯定没有听过一句话：钱不是万能的…[doge]tRKaH
[【 sicong is street to abandon 】 will @ sicong when recording a variety of photos and information to the famous matchmaking corner, a big ye to evaluate sicong this man is too handsome, degree is too high, the investment, chairman of wages at least more than ten thousand. He will be in Beijing on a suite, is likely to be quite arduous [laugh cry] big ye mustt heard a word money is not everything... [doge] tRKaH]
新浪娱乐
韩国me2day：【Vlive】请欣赏今晚#EXO#‘Ko Ko Bop on One Summer Night’V直播中#朴灿烈# #D.O.# #KAI#带来的超萌舞蹈![哈哈] tRKNmNA
[Please enjoy tonights # EXO# Vlive 】 【 Ko Ko Bop on One Summer Night V live in # # # # # D.O. chan yeol KAI# bring super of dance! (ha ha) tRKNmNA]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
冷笑话精选：一段非常珍贵的录像，千与千寻声优配音现场。
汤婆婆的配音真的是太敬业了吧！！！
tRKNcZ
[A very precious video, spirited away making dubbing field. < br > mother tang voice really is too professional!!!!!!!!! < br > tRKNcZ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
上海发布：【上海今现“粉红天空”，你看到了吗？】#最新#今天傍晚，很多网友说，拍到了梦幻般的粉红色天空，令人惊艳！市气象局首席服务官张瑞怡解释，这是由于日落与充足的水汽造成的，下午上海出现过雷阵雨天气，傍晚东部地区还有阵雨，空气潮湿水润，阳光中的红色波段被水滴折射散射，于是形成满天红光，与火
[【 Shanghai today pink sky, now you see it? # # this evening latest, many netizens said that snapped a dreamy pink sky, amazing! Municipal meteorological bureau chief service officer Zhang Ruiyi explanation, this is caused by the sunset with plenty of water, has had the thunder storm weather in Shanghai, in the afternoon in the evening in the east and shower, air moisture water embellish, suns red light by water droplets refraction scattering, and the formation of the red light, and with fire]
飞驰中构建城市蓝图；奔跑中传递城市变迁；信步时欣赏城市美景；闲坐时叙说城市故事。这里是上海市人民政府新闻办官方微博，欢迎围观，共话上海。
Alex是大叔：多么希望，你的温柔不被辜负。
[Wish, your tender will not be disappoint. ]
杨綋堃，微信astro_alex |工作邀约请邮件：alex.studio@foxmail | 我是看星星的人，遇到你真好。✨
虽虽酱：#符录##诶？捡到一个小僵尸# 你还有什么重要的话要说吗
[# # # FuLu aye? Pick up a small zombie # do you have anything important to say]
朕这么帅怎么没人来勾搭本宫[○･｀Д´･○] 合作请联系@十二栋文化
天天美食推荐：夏天必备[二哈]，家用mini小冰箱一台，炎炎夏日喝冰镇饮料就靠它了！希望你们开心！ [小黄人剪刀手]
[Summer necessary [], small household mini refrigerator, a summer drink iced drinks depends on it! I hope you happy! [huang people scissorhands]]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！加关注吧！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
Happy张江：老夫的少女心都被萌化了，大写的治愈啊，看完心情都变好了呢[爱你]#微博爆料#
tRKNZl
[Old girl heart are sprouting, uppercase cure ah, see the mood is getting better? Love you [] # weibo report # < br > tRKNZl]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
SNH48-李艺彤：《一个野生贞德的日常》tRKlkqE（使用#秒拍#录制）
[A wild Joan daily tRKlkqE (use # # s pat recording)]
英俊温柔并且有一点高冷的好人 ins@whitehairpin 合作联系：business@snh - 影视：yingshi@snh 综艺：zongyi@snh
当时我就震惊了：上帝又派傻逼来考验你了！[微笑]
[God send shitty to test you again! [smiles]]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
365道美食DIY：【红烧肉】简直不要太简单！好吃到没朋友！tRKijGd
[Braise in soy sauce meat is not too simple! Nice to a friend! tRKijGd]
原微博名道美食精选 合作Q 人这辈子有两样东西是别人抢不走 一.是吃进肚里的食物 二.是藏在心里的梦想 做一个有梦想 的吃货 你就是无敌
热门搞笑排行榜：哈哈哈哈，这货简直太贱了， 公然调戏， 胆子肥了，活到今天不容易！[允悲] tRKCECe
[Ha ha ha ha, this shipment is absolutely too base, openly flirt, fat, daring, it is not easy to live to be today! [allow sad] tRKCECe]
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英国报姐：最近国外狗仔因为没有看见霉霉出入公寓，只看到了她的保镖跟她的大行李箱，于是进行了一番大胆猜测，说霉霉可能为了躲狗仔藏在行李箱里。这条新闻一出来，立刻被网友做成了各种段子，彻底玩坏了
[Recently foreign paparazzi because didnt see mould mildew in apartment, only to see her bodyguard with her big suitcase, had a bold speculation, so said mold, mildew may to hide paparazzi hiding in the trunk. The news came out, immediately by netizens made into all kinds of jokes, play thoroughly broken]
订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
秋田六千：大概……这就是爱吧[二哈]
[Maybe...... [two this is love!]]
每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian
神回复吐槽帝：这个题好像还蛮火的，莫名其妙的选了A[拜拜]
[The question seems quite fire, inexplicably chose A [bynum]]
爱吐槽~偶尔神回复~无节操P图~大脑洞段子~一只蛇精病的PO主~！
这里是美国：一个街头魔术中出现的意外。中途，这位路人小哥脸都黑了[doge]最后，小哥：人生真是起起落落啊[doge]tRKYCmeZ @英国报姐
[A street magic in the accident. Midway through, the stranger little elder brother face is black [doge] finally, little elder brother lifes ups and downs ah [doge] tRKYCmeZ @ the elder sister]
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