2017年7月14日星期五

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    聚众吸猫[喵喵]@雾里猫喵歪:妖妖灵嘛?这里有人聚众吸猫 tRKoNPx
[Mass absorption [cat meow meow] @ fog cats meow slanting YaoYao spirit? Anyone here all suck tRKoNPx cat]

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薛蛮子:
    回复@孙宇晨是@孙宇晨 操办的@孙宇晨我帮薛公买的[坏笑]@薛蛮子没有那么夸张@踏浪禅师薛蛮子靠xrp赚了亿,年xrp分时买入万人民币,今年xrp元。@薛蛮子没有那么夸张@踏浪禅师薛蛮子靠xrp赚了亿,年xrp分时买入万人民币,今年xrp元。
[Reply @ Sun Yuchen is @ Sun Yuchen operated @ Sun Yuchen I buy Xue Gong [laugh] @ xue barbarian not so exaggerated @ treader Jackson xue barbarian by XRP earned $, XRP points in buying yuan, XRP yuan this year. @ xue barbarian not so exaggerated @ treader Jackson xue barbarian by XRP earned $, XRP points in buying yuan, XRP yuan this year.]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

薛蛮子:
    福州马尾船政博物馆 ​
[Fuzhou mawei shipping museum]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

美媛馆:
    我们有完善的写真销售,粉丝互动,实体写真集、全球旅拍众筹等支持体系帮助写真女神将影响力转化为收益,而且拥有无数成功打造养成女神的案例。美媛馆写真订阅tFYcIYN 美媛馆官网 tRvevrD 模特报名合作卫星号cyl_weus
[We have a perfect photo sales, fan interaction, entity pictorial book, global tour raise support system such as photo shoot all the goddess will influence into earnings, and has numerous successful build form the case of the goddess. Beautiful gentle hall photo subscription tFYcIYN beautiful heiress pavilion website registration number cooperation satellite cyl_weus tRvevrD models]

精美原创女神写真周刊《MYGIRL》、微博最高效女神挖掘打造机构MYG 订阅: myg.hk

薛蛮子:
    分享图片 ​
[Share photos]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

天猫:
    放肆夏夜,跑出趣!月-日天猫线上万人夜跑活动,狂奔来袭。活动期间,发布微博带上#天猫城市专享日#话题,晒出你的夜跑路线,并@天猫 官方微博,我们将随机抽取三位“不流汗不舒服星人”送出价值元的asics品牌跑鞋一双。 tRKSlOYv ​
[Fresh summer night, ran out of the fun! Tmall on - line ten thousand night run, run. Released during the activity, weibo bring # # Tmall city exclusive day, sun out of your night running routes, and @ Tmall official weibo, we will randomly selected three not uncomfortable star people sweat send out yuan worth of asics running shoes a pair of brand. tRKSlOYv]

天猫,阿里巴巴集团旗下网站,亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 :tmall 【客服电话】

微博搞笑排行榜:
    晒一张,你相册里,最萌的猫咪 ________________________________ ​​​
[Your album, a sun, most of the cat ________________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

顶尖设计:
    ..........晚安 ​
[...... Good night,]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

小米手机:
    恭喜@赵小胖-r 名用户获得【小米】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRKoiFm
[Congratulations to @ zhao xiao pang -r users get 】 【 millet. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRKoiFm]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

但斌:
    “人在世上生活,难免会遭遇挫折、失败、灾祸、苦难。这时候,基本的智慧是确立这样一种态度——就是把一切非自己所能改变的遭遇,不论多么悲惨,都当作命运接受下来,在此前提下走出一条最积极的路来。”[赞]
[People living in the world, will inevitably encounter setbacks, failures, evil and suffering. At this time, the wisdom of the basic is the establishment of such an attitude, is not what you can change everything, no matter how sad it is accepted as a fate, under the premise that the out of one of the most active way. [who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《逆境也是生活》逆境也是生活+--+央视新闻+最近,美国首席大法官约翰·罗伯茨在儿子就读的中学发表的毕业致辞引发热传,与普通的致辞不同,他没有祝福毕业生们前途光明、一帆风顺,tRKoJgs ​
[Published a blog the adversity is also a life adversity is a + - + CCTV news + life recently, us chief justice John Roberts, published in the sons school graduation speech caused heat transfer, unlike ordinary speech, he didnt wish graduates a bright future, smooth, tRKoJgs]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    假如我替你们去采访小栗旬,我应该问点啥?
[If I go to interview for you shun oguri, what should I ask to?]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

卢健生:
    原来我对营销的心得,在这本经济学书中被引用过。[doge] ​
[Originally I experience of marketing, was quoted in the economics book. [doge]]

视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 突然倒地抽搐还以为怎么了......没想到是腿短挠不了痒痒[允悲]tRKSObJG ​
[# # mop goodnight suddenly fell down tics thought what happened... Thought is short legs to tickle the tRKSObJG [allow sad]]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

小野妹子学吐槽:
    嗷嗷嗷盼定档!在岛国看了的留学小伙伴们记得来repo[爱你] ​
[Whoa oww to set file! On the island to see the study abroad friends remember to repolove you]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

李开复:
    创造更多有爱的服务业工作 @克里斯的小女友_:可是我们还是没有明白李老师觉得如何解决将来人工智能取代人类就业岗位的问题
[Create more love in the service sector work @ Chris little girl friend _ but we still didnt understand how Mr Li think solve the problem of artificial intelligence in the future to replace human jobs]

创新工场CEO,媒体联系:press@chuangxin

但斌:
    @全景网@子非求道:[思考]
[@ panorama network @ not ask a way [thinking]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

玩转instagram:
    Mango Cake 芒果蛋糕 [舔屏][憧憬] ​
[Mango Mango Cake Cake [lick screen] [hope]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

但斌:
    最好和平解决@司徒正襟:亚东是中华人民共和国不可分割的一部分,@亚东 太重要了。@亚东 @侯宁 回复@量力问天[思考]@量力问天国家需要一场战争,检验军事。和谐人心。
[A peaceful solution to the best @ SiTuZheng jin dongya is an integral part of the Peoples Republic of China, @ dongya is too important. @ dongya @ hou ning reply @ measure true [thinking] @ measure true country needs a war and military. Harmony.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @侯宁人口少是有原因的:挪威的冬季漫长,从头年月初到第二年月底,有半年多的“黑夜期”,早上快点天才亮,下午点就伸手不见五指,加之天气寒冷,长此以往,便孤独、压抑、不知所措,最后导致内分泌失调、精神难以自制,要么直接结束生命-自杀;要么慢慢毁灭自己-吸毒!@茶阿姐 想失眠
[@ hou ning population less for a reason Norways winter long, from the beginning by the end of the second year in early years, more than half of the night period, hurry up genius bright in the morning, afternoon point is opaque, and the weather was cold, in the long run, loneliness, depression, confused, resulting in endocrine disorders, spirit to self-control, either directly to end their lives - suicide; Either slowly destroy them - drugs! @ tea sister want to insomnia]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @苏世山价值投资原来的计划似乎是两滑、两弹、两核,现在看可能会有变化@六国虹 五艘航母在研在造,耐心期待!
[@ Su Shishan value investment seems to be the original plan two, two, two nuclear, there may be changes now look @ the six rainbow Five aircraft carrier in the research on building, patiently waiting!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @侯宁长盛坚持写实,潘潘还会用镁光灯?@米瑞蓉事实说明同一个人,不同的相机和不同的人拍照结果是完全不一样的。@刘春左边像萎人,右边像伟人。
[@ hou ning changsheng stick to realism, pan pan spotlight will use? @ meters and the fact that the same person, different camera and photographed the results are not the same. People like walls of left and right of the @ Liu Chun like a great man.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @游戏人生修行@诗有秀财.对于绝大多数投资者来说,安全边际就是个笑话;.对于绝大多数公司来说,安全边际也是个笑话。
[@ game life practice @ poems have show. For the vast majority of investors, the margin of safety is a joke; . For the vast majority of the company, the margin of safety is also a joke.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

音悦台:
    #方大同#“有时候 有时候我会相信一切有尽头相聚离开 都有时候没有什么会永垂不朽”
tkSbEo 晚安,不相信天长地久,但愿此刻永久~[心][心] ​

[# # fang datong sometimes sometimes leave Ill believe all have an end together Sometimes, nothing will be immortal < br > tkSbEo good night, dont believe in forever, I wish this moment forever ~ [heart] [heart]]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

但斌:
    @全景网@幽兰空谷后面几段真不错
[@ panorama network @ orchid valley behind some really good]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @全景网@我叫饭团:[微笑]有钱在手就是蛋定
[@ panorama network @ I call rice balls [smiles] have the money in the hand is eggs]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @全景网@吴甠转发微博
[@ 甠 forwarding microblogging wu @ panorama network]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @游戏人生修行转发微博
[@ the game of life practice forward]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    #晚安#速上大货车司机作死倒车[鄙视][鄙视],危险万分[衰]!监控正好拍下这惊恐的一幕tRKaZIHA ​
[# good night # speed on the big truck driver fell astern [despise] [despise], dangerous [failure] extremely! Monitor the scene tRKaZIHA of just take this horror]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

顶尖设计:
    反向猫 ​
[Reverse the cat]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

新沐sunshine:
    不好听,等着看剧的时候再结合剧情听听吧,也许那样有感觉
[Dont listen, watch drama combining plot listen, may feel that way]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

新沐sunshine:
    #cool暑行动##一月一善# 应该是七月十二号,一月一素是十一号,完全忘记时间概念 ​
[# cool heat action should be a good # # # January th of July, a month is , completely forgot about the concept of time]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人# 你对“好车”的定义是什么? ​
[# good night family # what is your definition of good car? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

一块去旅行:
    晚安 | 无法活着而不去爱你。 ​
[Good night | cannot live without love you. ​]

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