国民老岳父公：
没有一句台词，但全是戏[允悲] tRKWwivN
[Not line, but all play [allow sad] tRKWwivN]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
思想聚焦：谢谢那些把我击倒的人，躺着很舒服[doge]
[Thank those who beat me, lying down comfortable [doge]]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
早睡早起夜喵子：分享怎们能想到我喜欢的微博大v段子手竟然是恋童癖！！！！！！！ 那个“创业之神”许豪杰。。 tRKWZmaN
[I like that share how to mind the microblogging v jokes hand was a pedophile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The god of the entrepreneurial Xu Haojie.. tRKWZmaN]
汪
玄学酱：来许个愿吧，下周灵力会帮你们实现
[To make a wish, spirit force will help you achieve next week]
我说的不一定是真的，也不一定是假的
小野妹子学吐槽：这才是真正的#抖音灵魂舞者#，梵高那个换衣服的帅爆啦！！ tRKJxk
[This is the real # # trill soul dancer, van gogh that change clothes of handsome burst!!! tRKJxk]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
最神奇的视频：这手法，我是服气的，看着是种享受，高手在民间！[good] tRKWZQXJ
[This technique, I am convinced, look at is a kind of enjoyment, master in folk! [good] tRKWZQXJ]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
头条新闻：#热点#【又一个世界第一！北京至新疆实现全线高速[给力]】日，京新高速公路内蒙古临河至白疙瘩段、甘肃白疙瘩至明水段和新疆明水至哈密段三个路段同时通车。这标志着北京至新疆更加便捷的公路大通道贯通，实现全线高速。京新高速全长公里，是年国内七大超级工程之一。tRKWwuLy
[Hot # # 【 another world first! High-speed line between Beijing and xinjiang [to]], Beijing new highway linhe to white a knot in ones section of Inner Mongolia, gansu white bumps to MingShui and MingShui to hami, xinjiang three road traffic at the same time. This marked the Beijing road thoroughfare to xinjiang, more convenient, high-speed railway line. Beijing new high-speed kilometers, is one of the seven major domestic super engineering. tRKWwuLy]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
人民日报：【分钟，教你做糖醋排骨[耶]】糖醋排骨这么做，简单易上手，一出锅就被抢光，过瘾！周末，马住给家人露一手吧！tRKSXut
[The minute, to teach you do sweet and sour pork ribs [and]] sweet and sour pork ribs in so doing, easy to fit in a pot was gone, enjoyable! Over the weekend, and the horse live not identical to the family! tRKSXut]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
冷笑话精选：别人问：你最近过得怎么样？
我：[微笑]
tRKWdMl
[Someone ask how have you been recently? < br > I [smiles] < br > tRKWdMl]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
刘若英：初生之犢不畏虎 tRKWPNY
[Not afraid of a tiger to quench tRKWPNY]
親愛的路人
央视新闻：【“塔拉斯”擦过海南南部 航空高铁等交通受影响】今天，台风“塔拉斯”从海南南部擦过，这给海南东南部带来了强降雨，海南三亚凤凰国际机场多个航班取消或延误，琼州海峡和海南环岛高铁也停止运输。除了交通，还有哪些方面受影响？看#央视新闻微直播#，关注↓(央视记者马力) tRKWhnkk .
[【 talas grazed the south of hainan Aviation high-speed rail and other transportation affected 】 today, typhoon talas brush from southern hainan, this brought heavy rain to the southeast of hainan, hainan sanya phoenix international airport flights were cancelled or delayed, the qiongzhou strait and hainan island and closed high-speed rail transportation. In addition to traffic, and what areas affected? Look at # # micro CCTV news broadcast, focus on left (CCTV reporter horsepower) tRKWhnkk.]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
英国那些事儿：哈哈哈哈，宝宝简直在用生命吃冰淇凌....好大一口啊.... [笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] tRKWUXEi
[Ha ha ha ha, the baby is in the eating ice cream with life... Good big bite... [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] tRKWUXEi]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
神奇的吐槽君：“有必要买一个多的包去挤地铁吗？”
[It is necessary to buy a bag to the crowded subway? ]
北美吐槽君官方国内分站，欢迎私信吐槽。公众号：crazytucao【商务合作请联系：ad@beimeitucaojun】
新浪娱乐：【迪士尼真人版《阿拉丁》主演确定】今天迪士尼终于在#DExpo#上宣布了真人版《阿拉丁》部分主演，加拿大新人Mena Massoud饰演阿拉丁，《超凡战队》里的“金伯利”娜奥米·斯科特饰演茉莉公主，威尔·史密斯饰演灯神。[小黄人坏笑]tRKWvJq
[The Disney live-action Aladdin starring determine 】 today Disney finally announced on # DExpo# live-action Aladdin part of the star, Canadas new Mena Massoud as Aladdin, kimberly in the great team Naomi Scott princess jasmine, will Smith plays the light of god. [huang people bad smile] tRKWvJq]
新浪娱乐
我的前任是个极品：《爱情公寓》NG花絮，哈哈哈哈哈这么多年了还是能笑出猪叫。[笑cry]tRKOxVA
[Love apartment NG trivia, ha ha ha ha ha so many years still can smile called a pig. [laughing cry] tRKOxVA]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！
这里是美国：【化妆师脑洞清奇！头和身子分分钟就消失了[并不简单]】来自塞尔维亚的化妆师Mirijana Kika擅长利用光影搭配黑幕，画出逼真创意妆容。有时头不见了，有时身子不见了。[二哈]tRKbUvT
[The makeup girl imagination QingJi! Head and body disappeared points minutes [] are not simple 】 makeup artist from Serbia Mirijana thirty-year-old Kika in skilled at using light collocation shady, draw a realistic creative makeup look. Sometimes the head is missing, sometimes the body is missing. [two ha] tRKbUvT]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
新剧不能停：#孔刘# #鬼怪# 不是要去“应用商店”吗？远吗？[笑cry][笑cry]tRKWAZZA
[# # # # gong yoo ghosts is not going to the app store? Is it far? [laughing cry] [laughter cry] tRKWAZZA]
最有深度和诚意的追剧博 合作QQ： 本博剧评、图文均为原创，谢绝转载，如有抄袭必追究法律责任！ 微信号：xinju，其余均为假冒
头条新闻：#常熟民房大火#【现场视频】江苏常熟民房火灾已致人死亡，现场视频流出，浓烟滚滚！tRKWzuZc
[# # live video jiangsu changshu changshu houses fire houses have been deadly fire, live video flow, smoke! tRKWzuZc]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
CNU_blank：迷幻风景 .
[Hallucinogenic landscapes.]
优秀视觉艺术图片分享｜中国视觉联盟（cnu.cc）
澎湃新闻：【带无标充电宝登机受阻，女子踢打安检员】tRKWzZw 近日，山东青岛机场安检通道，一女子携带无标识充电宝，被劝阻后直接硬闯，并多次大喊“把我抓起来！”，导致安检通道一度被封闭。为此，其将面临治安拘留天的处罚。央视新闻tRKWzZZ
[The boarding is blocked, with no standard charging treasure woman kicking X-ray 】 tRKWzZw recently, shandong Qingdao airport security channel, a woman with no logo charging treasure, directly after being urged to race, and repeatedly Shouting catch me! , leading to a security channel was closed. To this end, it will face a public security detention days of punishment. CCTV news tRKWzZZ]
有内涵的时政新媒体
韩国me2day：本周<人歌>一位#BLACKPINK# 粗卡!
[Song > < people this week a # BLACKPINK# thick card! ]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
内涵大婊哥：哈哈哈哈又想骗我生女儿[允悲] tRKWAPb
[Ha ha ha ha, want to cheat me daughter allow sad tRKWAPb]
一个萌萌的制图匠，喜欢发搞笑有趣的动图！~(●˙▿˙●)
央视新闻：幼儿园要交一寸照片，小团子赶紧坐好啦！手放低，头抬正，微笑屏气，，咔嚓~[拍照]@iPanda熊猫频道 tRKNNKxk
[Kindergartens should pay one inch photos, small dumplings to sit! Hands down, the head is, breathless, smile, kacha ~ [picture] @ iPanda tRKNNKxk panda channel]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
噗嗤大叔：《红楼梦》里的经典唯美诗词，全在这了！
[A dream of red mansions in the classical aesthetic poetry, all in here! ]
公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
全球旅游攻略：云南最值得一去的个地方，每一个都惊艳了时光！趁天气刚好，趁青春未老，不如就现在出发吧！
[Yunnans worth a visit, each an amazing time! While the weather is just right, while the youth not old, might as well start now! ]
全球旅游攻略：为你推荐出行时计划，指引你最美的季节去最美的地方！遇见就关注吧~商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
头像集：想一个人想到要哭 那是非常喜欢了[心]
[Think a person think of crying That is very like the [heart]]
小号@单身的日常 商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow 。
FuckYep：街头采访[doge]tRKOBd
[Man-on-the-street interviews doge tRKOBd]
人无完人！
段子楼：“出来找乐子的男人，碰到用情太深的女人，犹如钓鱼钓到白鲸。”——virginia woolf
[Men come out to have fun, meet with love too deep woman, like the white whale fishing. - Virginia Woolf]
段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：
时光音悦台：#记忆中的那首歌# 任贤齐&阿牛 合唱《浪花朵朵开+对面女孩看过来》两个大小孩依旧用可爱的表演方式让我们回到无忧无虑的童真时代，满满的回忆[心]
tRIgSc
[# # memory of that song ren & pig chorus waves were blossoming open + across the girl see come over, two big child with lovely style of acting as lets go back to the carefree childlike innocence era, full of memories [heart] < br > tRIgSc]
每个人，都有一个世界，每首歌，都有一个故事。
FashionModels：千万不要把角色带入明星人设，油腻到喝乌龙茶都解不了腻
[Dont set role into the star people, fat to drink oolong tea solution not greasy]
Fashion&Model News，微信公众号：realfashionmodels，邮箱fashion_models@，商务合作a.th@qq
土豪：[思考]聊聊你们喜欢的电影呗？
[Bai [thinking] what do you like movies? ]
虽然很有钱，但是过的很不开心
天津股侠：要有好项目，我准备投资点实体生意，干点啥好呢？
[To have good project, Im going to business investment entity, do what good? ]
新浪微博财经类自媒体人，年的股海沧桑,民间职业股票投资人.操作风格<超短线结合波段>微博是个人炒股日志，不做咨询、荐股，跟风者自负盈亏。
不二大叔说：从摆摊到千万富翁再到被悬赏通缉，这对“亡命夫妻”活了别人几辈子，还被德国总理祝福！
[From the stall to the multimillionaire is wanted to reward, the fishermans husband and wife live a few others life, was the German chancellor, wishes! ]
公举号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值QQ
人民网：【男子下楼取外卖 零钱顺手买彩票中百万[憧憬]】近日，小李在下楼取外卖时，顺便到隔壁的福彩投注站兑双色球奖，当时正好兜里有元零钱，就买了两张刮刮乐，结果幸运地中得了该票的头奖万元。小李称，他本来打算辞工回家做点小生意，中奖后更坚定了创业的决心。（南都）tRKWLfX
[The man downstairs take delivery Change without extra trouble [hope]] recently, millions lottery when xiao li downstairs take delivery, by the way to the double chromosphere award against the lottery betting station next door, at that time, just change in my pocket with yuan, bought two pieces of scratch, results in the lucky got the first prize, ten thousand yuan tickets. Xiao li, said he was going to quit home to do some small business, the more determined after winning entrepreneurial determination. (SMW) tRKWLfX]
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