TEST BY SENRSL: There is a fox, happiness, gratitude, contentment, love ~ >

杨幂：
谢谢来自河对岸烈火如歌剧组的帅哥和鸡米饭么么哒比心饿死了吃饭饭喽[憧憬][憧憬][憧憬]
[Thank you from the other side of the fire, such as opera group, handsome and chicken rice mua starved to death eating rice after ather than heart [hope] [hope] [hope]]

这里有一只狐狸，幸福，感恩，知足，爱~＞＜

杀马特强子：
马云：全中国胸最小的是哪个省你们知道么？tRKcjsp
[Ma all Chinese chest, which is the smallest province, you know? tRKcjsp]

二①⑥，峩葒遍世界。二①，峩進軍宇宙。

我与老公的日常：
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈小李你咋这样，整天上班睡觉！
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha xiao li does your zha so, to work all day to sleep! ]

更多夫妻趣事，尽在公棕V信：Laogongdaren.欢迎私信投稿(不要发私密消息)。蠢萌CP→ →@我和基友的日常。老公留着不欺负娶回家干什么？！

喵大仙带你停药带你菲：
「」不要怂，就是干！
下面是规则，请老婆们过目[doge]
[ not particularly, it is dry! the following are rules, please wives have [doge]]

奔跑吧，菲菲菲菲菲菲

追风少年刘全有：
一直梦想有一天，一个人走过来把一张银行卡扔到我脸上，冷冷的说：“密码是你生日”
[Always have a dream that one day, a man came over and threw a piece of bank card to my face, coldly say the password is your birthday]

我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。

赵雅芝：
此情此景，忆起陶渊明的《桃花源记》🌸🌸🌸
[此情此景，忆起陶渊明的《桃花源记》🌸🌸🌸 ]

工作請聯絡邵小姐或 kaitao@vip.

思想聚焦：
你要多学点东西，你要多看会书，你要多跑些步，时间慢慢流，你想有一个更好的未来，那么从现在开始，你就要，好好努力。
[You want to learn something more, you will see more books, you want to run more steps, time flows slowly, and you want to have a better future, so from now on, you will be, a good effort. ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

Happy张江：
哈哈哈哈，高能了！！#浙江女孩看了想打人#[允悲][允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha, high-energy!! # # zhejiang girl saw want to hit people [allow sad] [allow sad]]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

视频工坊：
哈哈哈这就很扎心了！陪女朋友去看她爱豆演唱会时的你……[允悲] tRKVGlP
[Ha ha ha it is the heart! Accompany my girlfriend to see her love bean concert of you... [allow sad] tRKVGlP]

知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

渣蜀黍：
大兄弟，看开点。。
[Big brother, take it easy. ]

【日用】搬运、制图、影评、吐槽、汉化。【夜用】#蜀黍夜话#，非匿名情感树洞，投稿请私信查看说明。

人民日报：
【人气小吃红糖糍粑[憧憬]】软糯Q弹的红糖糍粑原来这么简单！糯米蒸熟捣一捣、搓一搓、滚一滚就ok了！黄豆粉配上红糖糖浆超香甜，一个又一个根本停不下来！@牛奶少女丶
[【 popular snacks brown sugar zi ba [hope]] soft brown sugar zi ba of waxy Q play originally so easy! Glutinous rice steamed and pound dao, rub a rub, get a roll with respect to ok! Super sweet bean flour with brown sugar syrup, one doesnt stop! @ milk girl,]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

当时我就震惊了：
没错了就是我。[允悲]
[Yes is me. [allow sad]]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

头条新闻：
#时局#【印国防部回应中印对峙：中国应从不丹领土撤退】月发生在中印边境锡金段的对峙事件，已经持续天。日，印度国防部次长接受采访时说：“中国军队应该待在他们先前待的地方，他们不该入侵不丹的领土。这是我们的立场”，并表示此次对峙的问题可以通过外交手段解决。tRKMyxg
[# # times [Indian defense response between China and India China should retreat 】 bhutanese territory month occurred in Sikkim section of the china-india border standoff, have last day. Day, Indias defense ministry undersecretary, said in an interview the Chinese army should stay in the place where they had previously stayed, they should have never invaded in Bhutan territory. This is our position, and says the confrontation of the problem can be solved through diplomatic means. tRKMyxg]

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这里是美国：
爸爸第一眼看到宝宝的瞬间，暖哭了！[心]｜来自摄影师Giedrė
[Dad first saw the baby, to warm to cry! [heart] | from photographer Giedr ė]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
岳云鹏、孙越经典相声《车在囧途》，小岳岳穿着内裤坐公交车，一孕妇让他让座，小岳岳问：大姐，你怀孕多长时间了？孕妇：三个小时！[哈哈][哈哈][允悲]
第一段：tRVFgzdp；第二段：tRVFgwJh
[YueYunPeng, sun the classic crosstalk in stopping the car road, small YueYue wearing panties sit bus, a pregnant woman to his seat, asked the little YueYue elder sister, how long have you been pregnant? Pregnant women three hours! [ha ha] [ha ha] [allow sad] in the first paragraph tRVFgzdp; The second paragraph tRVFgwJh]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

英国报姐：
外网一些关于食物的可爱偏见。看似不科学，但又好像有点道理……你对食物是不是也有类似的偏见呢？
[Some lovely prejudices about food outside the network. Seemingly not science, but it seems a bit arbitrary... You have a similar bias for food? ]

订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界

小刘小粒赵大喜：
#大喜update#
🎬评论点赞嗨起来
🎬你喜欢无袖还是要有袖
🎬选三位baby送出去 Yo[鼓掌]

昨天说是樱桃的你再站出来一次哇哈哈
其实人家是🍓啦[可爱] 一个系列两个版
话就撂这了. 不买都没法做复古小甜心啦！ tRKhkdT
[#大喜update#
🎬评论点赞嗨起来
🎬你喜欢无袖还是要有袖
🎬选三位baby送出去Yo[鼓掌]

昨天说是樱桃的你再站出来一次哇哈哈
其实人家是🍓啦[可爱]一个系列两个版
话就撂这了.不买都没法做复古小甜心啦! tRKhkdT]

淘宝店大喜自制 zhaoyandaxi.taobao 微信公众帐号：daxizhaoyan

我的前任是个极品：
日本艺术家中村已开的折纸艺术，好有趣啊！tRKfauM
[Japanese artist nakamura has open of origami, very interesting! tRKfauM]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！

英国那些事儿：
一组被剥了皮的水果蔬菜………有几个真的，脱了衣服就完全不认识了啊[费解]
[A group has been skinned fruit and vegetables......... There are a few really, stripped off his clothes was completely dont know ah [difficult]]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

噗嗤大叔：
国内有哪些好玩又冷门的城市？
[What are the fun and unpopular city home? ]

公眾號：朱门大叔（ID：ouba ）

头条新闻：
#视野#【中国情侣在泰国寺庙拍婚纱照遭狠批】日前，泰国一位导游称，一对中国情侣在清迈瓦三朵寺庙拍摄婚纱照，并在安放着泰王遗骨的佛塔处“追逐嬉戏，对着佛塔扔捧花”，摄影师还让人在一旁放风，据悉，该寺庙已多次立牌提示。对此，不少泰国网民狠批这对新人无知，做法不妥。tRKPcRnq
[View # # 【 Chinese couples temples in Thailand picture taken by malicious batch 】 recently, Thailand a guide, according to a pair of Chinese couples in Chiang mai, three temples for their wedding photos, and at the pagoda sits Thai king bones to chase, to the pagoda to throw the flower, the photographer also let a person in lookout, it is understood that the temple tip has repeatedly made brand. To this, a lot of Thai netizen castigated the couple of ignorance, is wrong. tRKPcRnq]

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赵YINGBO：
我的裤子…缝好了…大家可以放心啦[太开心][太开心][太开心][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[My trousers... Sewed up... You can rest assured! [quite happy] [quite happy] [quite happy] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

😑

最神奇的视频：
《家有儿女》freestyle rap 厉害了我的儿女，满满回忆杀！[二哈][二哈] tRKYx
[The home has children freestyle rap much of my children, full of memories kill! [two ha] [two ha] tRKYx]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

芒果粑粑：
杨幂父亲晒侄女中考成绩调侃女儿“弱爆了” [笑cry] 不管了不管了，不比智商比情商，大幂幂的情商那可是公认的高[并不简单]说话是一门技术，也是一门艺术，可不是那么容易学会的[笑而不语][笑而不语]
[Yang mi father sun niece examination results Poking fun at her daughter is too weak [laugh cry] no matter whatever, unlike IQ than eq, big power power of emotional intelligence that is recognized as high is not a simple speech is a technology, is also an art that is not so easy to learn [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word]]

芒果台非官方爆料 || 芒果粑粑，独家猛料多到你跪下来叫爸爸！ || 粉丝投稿、合作事宜请私信

热门搞笑排行榜：
金毛正在吃零食，主人说了一句“谁让你吃的”，瞬间表情亮了！哈哈哈简直就是动物界的表演帝！[二哈] tRKGxlH
[Golden retrievers are eating snacks, the master said, who let you eat, instantly look bright! Ha ha ha it is simply a animal show emperor! [two ha] tRKGxlH]

关注@热门搞笑排行榜，获得每日新鲜笑料...^_^【扣扣：】

中国新闻网：
【小学毕业聚餐，岁男孩喝瓶二锅头住进ICU[吃惊]】近日，济南某小学多名六年级的学生组织了毕业聚餐会，岁男孩亮亮喝下了瓶(每瓶两)度的二锅头，随后被送往重症监护室。据亮亮爷爷称，亮亮此前从没喝过白酒，“他喝这个酒不觉得辣，咕嘟咕嘟喝进去了”。(山东电视台) tRKLFEl
[【 primary school dinners, old boy drink bottles of spirit erguotou admitted to the ICU [surprised]] recently, jinan, more than a primary school grade students organized a graduation dinner party, old boy deleterious drinking a bottle of spirit erguotou (bottle) degree, is then sent to the intensive care unit. , according to a seaside grandpa liang liang had never drink white wine, he drank the wine dont feel hot, begin to drink in. TRKLFEl (shandong TV station)]

这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

我的女友嘴很贱：
其实关于副驾驶这个问题，我也挺好奇的
[In fact about the co-pilot this problem, I also very curious]

微博颜值最高博主

暴走漫画：
如果可以在你手上植入一块手表，记录着你还有多久会遇到自己的真爱，你会要吗？
[If you can on your hands to implant a watch, a record of how long before you will meet your true love, do you want? ]

常规合作：hezuo@baozou 《暴走大事件》内游戏类合作：baozouyouxi@inacg

国民老岳父公：
人这一辈子，总要抽点时间为自己活一下，哪怕只有一天，忘记一切，放下一切。
[People in my life, total want to spare some time to live for themselves, even if only a day, forget everything, put down everything. ]

微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

衣锦夜行的燕公子：
没有演过电视剧的大牌演员是不是只有成龙，李连杰，林青霞，巩俐和吴亦凡了？王祖贤也可以算一个，她虽然客串过一部日剧。仅算演员，像周杰伦王力宏这种主业是歌手不算。
姜文演过《北京人在纽约》
葛优演过《编辑部的故事》
汤唯演过《警花燕子》
周润发演过《上海滩》
梁朝伟演过《鹿鼎记》
张曼玉演
[Never been in a series of the actor is not only Jackie chan, jet li, brigitte Lin, gong li and wu queer? Joey wong can also calculate a, although she guest they had one. Only the actor, such as jay wang main business is a singer. jiang wen played beijingers in New York, ge you acted in the story of the editorial tang played the police spend a swallow chow starred in the bund leung appeared in the deer and the cauldron maggie cheung]

世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。

新浪娱乐：
#午间话题#日本一位大叔功夫了得，三角锥、扫把、雨伞、晾衣杆……到他手里能直接进化成究极武器，真是深藏不露啊[笑cry]三角锥→tRKqckf 扫把+雨伞→tRKGOUw 晾衣杆→tRKqmFg 晾衣杆(二)→tRKxRx
[# noon topic # a uncle effort get in Japan, three pyramid, broom, umbrellas, put the... To directly to evolve into ultimate weapon in his hand, was a hidden [laugh cry] three pyramid - tRKqckf broom + umbrella - tRKGOUw festoon the - > tRKqmFg put () - > tRKxRx]

新浪娱乐

我们爱讲冷笑话：
讲真，这辈子没服过几个人，大哥你算一个！ tRKPeT
[Speak true, not served a few people in my life, the eldest brother you one! tRKPeT]

笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创请及时联系冷兔）

娄艺潇：
我的新专辑第一首歌曲#野生情人# ，希望大家多多支持。#绝美新声娄艺潇# 求转发，求围观[鲜花]
这里听>>tRKVzI
[My new album first song # # wild lover, hope that we support a lot. # # beautiful new loura to forwarding, for onlookers [flowers] listen > here > tRKVzI]

会跳舞的歌手里体育最好的演员。。。工作联系经纪人高才雅(仅此一位经纪人)louyixiaocompany@或直接私信@娄艺潇工作室。

周杰伦中文网JayCn：
留言送出
Rumour cant stop my passion 主题tee
[并不简单]
[A message sent out Rumour cant stop my passion will subject the tee [] are not simple]