2017年7月18日星期二

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全球热门搜罗:
    看后心情会很好,卧槽,萌了我一脸!!![爱你] tRKHngdx ​​​
[After seeing the mood will be very good, oh my god, of my face!!!!!! Love you [] tRKHngdx]


每日最佳搞笑幽默,居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

英国报姐:
    近日在英国,演员Daniel Radcliffe 第一时间上前帮助被帮派分子抢劫伤害的游客。在危难之时,我们喜欢的“哈利.波特”,虽然没有魔杖,依旧是个英雄。 ​​​
[Recently in the UK, actor Daniel Radcliffe immediately come forward to help the visitors hurt by gangsters robbed. In time of crisis, we like harry potter, although there is no magic wand, remains a hero. ​​​]


订阅号:UKUK。国外各种好玩的,报姐带你看世界

Happy张江:
    我擦!!!听得鸡皮疙瘩起一地啊。。。不能我一个人听啊,练了多年的铁砂掌,终于有地方用了[doge]#微博爆料# tRKHmG ​​​
[I wipe!!!!!! Listen to goose bumps up a land... Cant I a person to listen to ah, practiced for many years of iron ore, finally have a place in the [doge] # weibo report # tRKHmG]


每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

噗嗤大叔:
    种世界顶级思维,终身受用! ​​​
[All kinds of thinking, the worlds best way! ​​​]


公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )

笑多了会怀孕:
    过生日时请给我这种蛋糕,谢谢[并不简单]tRKHmDR ​​​
[Birthday, please give me the cake, thank you is not a simple tRKHmDR]


爱笑的人运气不会太差。商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow 。

财经网:
    【政府车处理违章不需要排号?工作人员:排号就是针对老百姓的】月日,江苏盐城阜宁交通大队违章处理中心一名工作人员不按叫号系统顺序办理,私自“照顾”插队的其他办事人员,与群众发生口角,并表示“政府的车辆有特权,不用排号,排号就是针对老百姓的。” 目前,该工作人员已被辞退。@时间视频 ​​​
[[government car violation will have not handled? Staff numeral is aimed at people 】 month day, yancheng, jiangsu funing traffic brigade illegal processing center a staff not to growl system in order to deal with and other agents to take care to jump the queue, and the crowd spat, and said government vehicles have privilege, no appointment, numeral is aimed at people. At present, the staff has been fired. @ time video]


商务合作: 廖先生 QQ : 邮箱:kailiao@caijing

思想聚焦:
    除了迪斯尼和宫崎骏,还有哪些值得一看的动画电影?[心] ​​​
[In addition to Disney and hayao miyazaki, what other animated film worth seeing? [heart]]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

霍思燕:
    他真黑,像感冒药里的黑片儿[笑而不语]感谢🙈 ​​​
[他真黑,像感冒药里的黑片儿[笑而不语]感谢🙈 ​​​]


最好的时光

头条新闻:
    【下跪城管:长辈给晚辈下跪我必须回礼】近日,河南焦作城管协管员杨鹏与卖菜老大爷互跪,引起热议。杨鹏表示:老大爷几乎天天来占道卖菜,安排地方他也不去;老大爷作为长辈下跪,晚辈必须回礼;城管不是土匪,许多人只看到城管收东西,没看到城管一遍遍劝说、下文书。@北京时间 tRKHcrO ​​​
[【 kneel chengguan kneel seniors to junior I must reply 】 recently, henan jiaozuo coordinators netsnake selling vegetables and old man knelt down and cause a heated debate. Netsnake said old man almost every day to roadway taking-up selling vegetables, he didnt go to arrange place; Old man kneel as elders, the younger generation must reply; Urban management is not a bandit, many people only see the chengguan ended things, I cant see over and over under the persuasion, chengguan documents. TRKHcrO @ Beijing time]


每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。

陈玘CQTT:
    博!发个自拍吧!剪短头发备战全运会! ​​​
[Bo! Send a record himself! Cut short hair for the national games. ​​​]


工作联系人:王先生

视频之家:
    突如其来的骚,闪了劳资的腰[允悲] tRKHBYln ​​​
[Sudden SAO, flashing the waistallow sad tRKHBYln labor]


有趣视频聚聚地!关注我一个就够了!商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow。

葡萄-Lee:
    号现货见[haha]喜欢这款的zhuanfa抽一位送。各人觉得这个色搭配纱裙也绝美[嘻嘻]不知道你是否跟我一样打小用橡皮擦擦白球鞋边的记忆,又有多少次被陌生人误踩小白鞋想忍不住骂娘。但近来越来越多的街拍艺人甚至身边人穿着穿着“脏球鞋”招摇过市,从一开始的质疑以一发不可收拾之势逐步取代小白鞋的 ​​​
[See the spot (haha) like the zhuanfa smoke a send. Everyone think this color match veil is beautiful (hee hee) dont know whether you like me to play a little with rubber wipe white sneakers memory, how many times by strangers by white shoe to cannot help men. But recently more and more street snap artists around people even wear wearing dirty shoes , from the first question to open the floodgates of gradually replacing the white shoe]


女子本弱,为母则刚 每晚点~早上点私人时间关闭评论的哦

我就是小机灵呀:
    一个认真割草的alan
一个暗中观察的elmo
要他好好防晒非要懒 结果一会儿没注意就把自己晒伤成了这样[允悲]

前两天做了玉米发糕 分了一半给邻居吃
邻居家姐姐今天一大早把她门前种的几十株百合剪了一大捧送给我 还有特别好闻的薰衣草
[心]
最近一直忍不住经常心情焦虑 但是想到身边这些美好的小事 好像 ​​​

[A serious cutting grass, Alan < br > a observation of elmo < br > to he a good sunscreen to be lazy Results in a short while have no attention oneself became a sunburn so [allow sad] < br > < br > two days before the corn steamed sponge cake Points in the half to neighbors eat < br > neighbors sister today early in the morning in front of her kind of dozens of strains of lily cut a big bouquet to I have a very good smell of lavender < br > [heart] < br > recently always cant help but often anxious mood But think of these wonderful things around you As if]


越努力越幸运。

人民日报:
    【后女老师患癌离世,临终前仍往返公里讲课】陈莹丽是温州乐清大荆镇安学校老师。年轻的她患上肝癌,离世前一月仍准时上课。上班来回多公里,父母劝她休养,陈莹丽坚持说要中考了。学生记得最后一节课,陈老师捂着肚子,搬凳子坐在讲台边讲解试题。月日,陈莹丽离世。tRKQhANO ​​​
[The female teacher after cancer death, dying from km still lecture 】 Chen Yingli is wenzhou yueqing big jing ZhenAn school teacher. Young she suffer from liver cancer, died before January is still on time for class. Miles back and forth to work, parents advised her to recuperate, Chen Yingli insisted to examination. Students remember last class, teacher Chen, enfolding her tummy, moving bench sitting on a desk on exams. June , Chen Yingli departure. tRKQhANO]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

冷笑话精选:
    从未见过如此浮夸的化妆美白神技……[允悲]
tRKHZQd ​​​

[Have never seen such a grandiose cosmetic whitening miracle... [allow sad] < br > tRKHZQd]


毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

韩国me2day:
    【Naver综合】[EXO出席正规辑发行记者会!]日上午#EXO#成员们出席在首尔广津区某处举办的正规辑发行纪念记者会,期待下午的新歌~[憧憬] ​​​
[Comprehensive 】 【 Naverexobiology attend regular series of issuing press conference! Morning # EXO# members of THE formal somewhere in Seoul wide area, tianjin series < THE WAR > commemorative press conference and look forward to new song ~ [hope] in THE afternoon]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

陆毅:
    从《永不瞑目》到《人民的名义》,每一个用心塑造过的角色都是我的一部分。对演戏的喜爱与内心的坚持,引导我每一步的焕变,成就更好的自己。海蓝之谜#天猫超级品牌日# @天猫 @LAMER海蓝之谜 ​​​
[From never in print to in the name of the people, each carefully created a role is a part of me. Love for acting with inner insist, guide me every step of the haun, achievements better myself. La mer # Tmall super brand day # @ Tmall @ LAMER la mer]


任何业务请联系经纪人袁芳;@qq。

张沫凡MOMO:
    #美沫七周年# 没去晚宴的看这里~tRKHdZBR ​​​
[# # the foam seventh anniversary here ~ tRKHdZBR didnt go to dinner]


爆脾气摩羯,尊重是相互的~

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    雨后故宫,镜面紫禁城。[心](by@刘顺儿妞 ) ​​​
[After the rain the imperial palace, mirror the Forbidden City. [heart] (by @ Liu Shuner girl)]


直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

澎湃新闻:
    【温州后女教师患肝癌离世,病重时坚持为学生上完最后一课】这个爱笑的女孩,名叫陈莹丽,是温州乐清市大荆镇安学校的一名老师。谁也想不到,这么年轻的她患上肝癌,于月日离世。月日深夜,连续低烧多天的陈莹丽打电话告诉父母自己肚痛难忍。经一系列检查,专家遗憾地表示肝癌细胞已扩散到肺部 ​​​
[【 liver cancer after female teachers in wenzhou, the sick to stay for the students on the last lesson 】 the love smile of girl, named Chen Yingli is wenzhou yueqing city big jing ZhenAn a teacher of the school. Who also couldnt think of, such a young she suffer from liver cancer, died on the month. Date night, continuous fever days Chen Yingli called to tell parents themselves abdominal pain. After a series of examination, experts said sorry to the cancer has spread to the lungs]


有内涵的时政新媒体

新浪体育:
    【谁是史上最伟大运动员?】《Coral》调查——谁是史上最伟大的运动员,从结果来看,梅西当选(梅西%,费德勒%,乔丹%,其他%)。费德勒,个大满贯冠军,岁重返巅峰;梅西,座金球奖,岁仍在巅峰;乔丹,篮球之神,座总冠军。最伟大运动员,你选谁? ​​​
[Who is the greatest athlete? Coral - who is the greatest athlete, from the point of the results, messi was elected (Lionel messi %, federer %, Jordan %, other %). Roger federer, grand slam champion, to return to the peak age; Lionel messi, golden globes, age is still in the peak; Jordan, the basketball gods, championship. The greatest athlete, who would you like to choose? ​​​]


小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯,趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件: sports@vip.sina

YouTube奇趣精选:
    雪天,一只小小鸟的脚被冻住在栏杆上飞不走,一位大叔发现后,他接下来的举动超暖心[心]tRKHmHe ​​​
[Snow, a little bird feet freeze on the rail fly does not walk, a uncle, his next move super warm heart tRKHmHe [heart]]


一只勤劳的搬运工,分享国外最新最好玩的视频资讯~欢迎关注~

健身美容养生:
    做完这一组虐腹动作,不知道你的腹肌可爽?每个动作做组,每组-次,隔天训练即可tRcuuiKj ​​​
[Finish this a set of abuse action, dont know your abs can be cool? Every action group, each group - time, training can tRcuuiKj the next day]


微博知名运动健身帐号 微博运动视频自媒体 商务合作qq

电视剧楚乔传:
    #楚乔传# 无论何时,无论何地,这,就是“楚乔精神”! ​​​
[# # ChuQiaoChuan whenever, wherever, it, is andreas spirit! ​​​]


电视剧《楚乔传》官方微博

我们爱讲冷笑话:
    希望生日的时候有人送我这样一个蛋糕!我们之间的友谊肯定更上一层楼~ tRKHRQQ ​​​
[Hope to someone gave me such a birthday cake! The friendship between us is sure to the next level - tRKHRQQ]


笑话竟有冷热之分,究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活,爱冷兔!!!(如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔)

娱记皇叔:
    最近无聊抽空追了#我的前半生#这部剧 感觉里面的演员都是实力派 尤其是吴越老师饰演的凌玲 整个角色的三气场很足
靳东 老师感觉怎么演都像演自己 从欢乐颂 外科医生到这部剧的角色贺涵 丝毫感受不到角色之间的不同 不知道的还以为是同一部剧呢 希望老干部能沉下心来 好好琢磨演技 tRKHuhaN ​​​

[Recent boring time after # # the first half of the show I feel the inside of the actor is strength Especially LingLing wu yue teacher plays The role of three aura is < br > JinDong teacher feel how play like play their roles from ode to joy the surgeon to the show He Han No feel the difference between the role Dont know the thought is the same play Hope to sink down and retired veteran cadres Get on acting tRKHuhaN]


一个暖心有爱的博主,三观符合核心价值的博主。

新浪娱乐:
    大佬OK哥@任達華 逼债在即,废材青年范小兵@大鹏董成鹏 心生一计,“坑爹大业”再升级!欢笑不停,坑基友@演员乔杉 花式撕横幅跳楼;父爱高燃,“英雄”@范伟 组团救熊娃!月日,暑期档喜剧#父子雄兵# 笑荡合家欢!点映口碑一句话,笑过哭过不要错过[憧憬] tRKYeQG ​​​
[Big brother OK @ Simon yam consuming, waste youth xiao-bing fan @ dapeng peng Heart of a meter, pit dad cause to upgrade! Gay friends laugh, pit @ actor Qiao Sha fancy tore banner jump off a building; The father loves the high burning, hero @ corporate dilettantes group save bear! Month, summer comedy # # fathers and sons soldier smile to swing the intergenerational! Opens mouth, laughed cried dont miss [hope] tRKYeQG]


新浪娱乐

美国国家地理:
    当地时间年月日,一轮满月从波士顿灯塔下缓缓升起,小布鲁斯特岛距离波士顿海岸约公里,年在岛上建起的灯塔是美国第一座灯塔。摄影师Babak Tafreshi拥有余年的夜空拍摄经验。这一次他不仅选了个好时间,还找了个好地方,利用mm手动对焦镜头记录了满月升起的延时片段。 ​​​
[Local time (date) (month) (year), a full moon rose slowly from Boston under the lighthouse, little brewster island about km from Boston coast, built on the island lighthouse is the first lighthouse in the United States. The photographer Babak Tafreshi has years of shooting experience night sky. This time he is not only to choose a good time, also found a good place, using manual focus lens mm recorded the time delay of the full moon rises. ​​​]


独家提供来自美国国家地理的图片和资讯。更多精美图片请访问美国国家地理中文网

曹山石:
    只要一被银行排查风险,饶你首富还是接盘首富,都得告饶。现在这市场,银行拿着尚方宝剑。 ​​​
[As long as a bank risk screening, raos richest man, or flanges richest man, you have to beg for mercy. Now the market, the bank took the shots. ​​​]


用心若镜 不将不迎

我与贱客的日常:
    或许这就是以后铲屎官的日常吧...哈哈哈哈笑死了![笑cry][允悲] tRKHBAlX ​​​



各位骚侠,身边有人各种犯贱不?各类爆笑应有尽有,欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。

voler_K_voler:
     #吴亦凡##星际特工吴亦凡# 预览
Captain Neza is coming[阴险] ​​​

[# # # # wu queer star agent wu queer preview < br > Captain Neza is coming [insidious]]


龙之双翼 吴亦凡个站 | TwitterinsVolerKRISvoleR 图禁商用去logo

人民日报:
    【别再让悲剧重演!这个关于生宝宝的谣言别再信!】近日,山东一产妇坐月子时,家人怕她落下毛病,不开空调风扇,还要求她盖被子,产妇不幸中暑身亡。“孕妇要穿防护服”、“坐月子不能吹空调、不能洗头洗澡”……这些困扰妈妈和准妈妈们的说法靠谱吗?戳图了解↓↓转发辟谣,别让悲剧再次发生! ​​​
[【 dont let the tragedy happen again! This dont believe rumors about baby!] Recently, shandong, a maternal nursing, the family is always in great fear that she might fall in trouble, dont open air conditioning fan, also asked her to cover with quilt son, maternal heatstroke unfortunately died. Pregnant women should wear protective clothing, and nursing cant blow air conditioning, bathing shampoo... These troubled mother and expectant mothers on? Poke figure left left forward down the rumor, dont let the tragedy to happen again! ​​​]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

艺股:
    开始进场抢反弹,互粉圈已分享[给力][给力][给力] ​​​
[Began to play grab a rebound, mutual share when fan coil is [to] [to] [to]]


注意备用号艺股传奇,其他全部是假冒的

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