招式威力太强！血槽已空[允悲]@Meghyo：小拳拳锤死你@北海鱼虾：哈哈哈哈全程哎呀 教练：我输了你
[Style power is too strong! The blood slot empty [allow sad] @ Meghyo small hammer to fall dead you @ the north sea fish and shrimp ha ha ha ha oh Coach I lost you]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：【办事群众排长队，他却在闭目养神！[怒]】近日，网上流传一则“政府工作人员上班闭目养神不理办事群众”的视频。视频中，一名工作人员靠在椅子上双眼紧闭，工作台外则围满办事群众。据核实，视频是群众在河南鹤壁市社保局窗口拍摄。目前该工作人员已被停职，纪检部门已介入。大河报...全文： m.weibo
[Do people long queues, but he in repose! [anger]] recently, the Internet a government workers work repose talk to handle affairs the masses video. In a video, a staff member on the chair, eyes closed, outside the workbench is surrounded the masses. According to verification, the video is the masses in henan hebi city social security bureau window film. Now the staff has been suspended and disciplinary inspection department has involved. The river at... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
冷笑话精选：下辈子想要做一个鼓风机。。最浪最骚的那种哈哈哈哈哈哈[允悲]
[Next life I want to be a fan. Most waves and SAO that ha ha ha ha ha haallow sad]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：【办事群众排长队，他却在闭目养神】近日，网上流传一则“政府工作人员上班闭目养神不理办事群众”的视频。视频中，一名工作人员靠在椅子上双眼紧闭，工作台外则围满办事群众。据核实，视频是群众在河南鹤壁市社保局窗口拍摄。目前该工作人员已被停职，纪检部门已介入。tRKbme
[Do people long queues, but he in repose 】 recently, the Internet a government workers work repose talk to handle affairs the masses video. In a video, a staff member on the chair, eyes closed, outside the workbench is surrounded the masses. According to verification, the video is the masses in henan hebi city social security bureau window film. Now the staff has been suspended and disciplinary inspection department has involved. tRKbme]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
音悦台：天啦噜！欧美新生代歌手中，最小的只有X岁……？这唱功，这舞台范儿，简直了！[赞][赞]tRKGcROE
[Dear lulu! Europe and the United States the new generation of singers, the smallest only X years old... ? This singing, this stage that fit it! [who] [great] tRKGcROE]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
小野妹子学吐槽：第一个拍照发博奖就送你吧！私信我领红包～今天全天在小野咖啡拍照发博@小野妹子学吐槽 都有机会中奖哈！
[The first photo hair bo award sent you! Direct messages I get red packets at ono coffee photos all day today ~ bo @ ono sister learn speech has a chance to win!]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑：这....半人半狗哈哈哈哈这是变异了啊[二哈]
[This is... Half man and half dog ha ha ha ha this is variation ah ha] [two]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
新浪新闻客户端：这段实拍可以说是“胆小勿点”了。。[衰]
[This film can be said to be dont point timid.. [failure]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌：参加高方和崔田的婚礼，祝福[心][鲜花][作揖]
[To high and Cui Tian wedding, bless [heart] [flowers] [bowing]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家：#家家新车#【有望年内上市 比速T将推CVT版车型】日前，我们从工信部燃料消耗量网站上获悉，比速T自动挡新车将匹配CVT变速箱，并有望在年内上市销售。据了解，现款比速T拥有三款手动挡车型，而即将上市的CVT版车型无疑将填补现款自动挡车型缺失的市场空白，进一步提升市场竞争力。...全文： m.weibo
[# every new car # T will push the listed specific speed is expected to years CVT edition models 】 recently, we learned from ministry of fuel consumption on the website that specific speed T automatic-shift cars will match CVT transmission, and is expected to go on sale in years. It is understood that the cash than speed T owns three manual models, and the upcoming version of CVT models will fill the blank of the lack of cash automatic-shift cars market, further enhance the market competitiveness. ... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：骑士精神，没毛病[赞][赞][赞]tRoSNC
[There is nothing wrong with chivalry, [who] [who] [who] tRoSNC]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
平安北京：【小伙花倍车价钱暴改爱车受罚 交警详解改装车危害】年轻小伙冯某花了五六十万元，把自己价值万元的丰田轿车“能看得见的地方”统统改装了一番。这辆改装车还成了某汽车网站论坛里关注度颇高的“明星车”。没想到，这位改装名车车主因此两次受到民警处罚。
[The guy spend times car price suddenly and violently to cars being punished Traffic police, a hot-rod harm 】 young Feng Mou spent yuan, ten thousand to ten thousand yuan worth of Toyota cars can see it all modification. Converted this also became a car website high attention in the BBS of stars. Unexpectedly, the modified car owner so twice was fined by the police. ]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
优酷：#上优酷看醉玲珑#桃之夭夭，踏风而至的巫族长老桃殀@韩雪 冷漠的面庞下深谙着柔软的内心，万缕千丝终不改，任他随聚随分[心]距优酷#剧版醉玲珑#开播还有天！
[# # on youku to see drunk and exquisite lines tao killings, with the wind to the heads of the fathers of old peach 殀 @ han cold face next understands the inner heart of soft, Venice thousand silk but it will not change, as his portion increases with the increasing poly [heart] from youku version drunk and exquisite # # play started and day! ]
知乎：夏日的海边，如果偶然看到如《少年 Pi 的奇幻漂流》中般大片蓝色荧光海，🌊也是一种幸运的奇妙体验吧，世界上有哪些地方可以看到荧光海呢？全世界有 个生物荧光海湾， 个在波多黎各， 个在澳大利亚， 个在马尔代夫，还有 个在辽宁大连👉tRKGts
[夏日的海边，如果偶然看到如《少年 的奇幻漂流》中般大片蓝色荧光海，🌊也是一种幸运的奇妙体验吧，世界上有哪些地方可以看到荧光海呢？ Pi QuanShiJieYou 个生物荧光海湾， 个在波多黎各， 个在澳大利亚， 个在马尔代夫，还有 个在辽宁大连👉tRKGts ]
发现更大的世界
小浪同学爱吐槽：【女子丧父后刺死名家人 法庭上面露诡异微笑】墨西哥籍女子涉嫌在家中刺死名子女及丈夫，另有岁女儿重伤住院。上周五她首次庭审，不仅用手比划着这种怪异动作↓↓还冲着镜头微笑↓↓口中念念有词给自己打气[衰]↓↓邻居称女子数月前丧父，之后性情便有了巨大变化...↓↓tRKGtY
[The woman stabbed to death after his famous people Court above the weird smile 】 Mexican woman allegedly stabbed to death in the home of the children and her husband, another year old daughter injuries in hospital. Last Friday she first trial, not only to her this kind of weird action left left still smiling at the lens left left read aloud to yourself strength [failure] left left neighbor said womens father, a few months ago there have been great changes after temperament... Left left tRKGtY]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
Autobeta汽车杂志：求轿车司机心理阴影？ tRKGdGi
[For car drivers psychological shadow? tRKGdGi]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【陈伟霆被问理想型“偷瞄”赵丽颖：有感情！】在日播出的《快乐大本营》中，有粉丝上台提问陈伟霆。但在这过程中，陈伟霆时不时看着旁边的赵丽颖都被摄影机捕捉下来[嘻嘻]↓↓陈伟霆赵丽颖被提问合作的艺人中理想型是谁？两人神回复可以说十分爆笑了↓↓tRKGLe
[[William asked ideal type peeping at li-ying zhao emotional!] In the happy camp broadcast on the day when, William have fans came to question. But in the process, William from time to time look at li-ying zhao was next to the camera capture (hee hee) left left William li-ying zhao asked cooperation entertainer who is ideal type? Two people god reply very joke left left tRKGLe down, so to speak]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【李维嘉正面回应暴瘦原因：我在减肥[喵喵]】李维嘉听《太委屈》哭了惹人心疼，再度让人思及他此前暴瘦。近日在某节目中，他底气十足回应了暴瘦原因↓↓笑称就是为了减肥加强运动；聊到“放纵”这一话题，“哲理”嘉哥再次上线↓↓这理解是不是很到位了？tRKGGXJ
[【 jiong positive response to the critical thin reason Im on a diet [meow]] jiong listen to cry provoking love dearly too injustice, let a person think again and he had suddenly and violently thin. Recently in a program, he is very confident response to the critical reason left left thin smile say movement is in order to lose weight; Talking about indulge this topic, philosophy jia elder brother again online left left this understanding is in place? tRKGGXJ]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈一群戏精！...突然想找小伙伴一起这么玩[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a group of play fine! ... Suddenly want to find a friend so together play [laugh cry]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
失足少女m：从此我就是大哥的女人 tRyhWvQ
[From now on I am the eldest brother of women tRyhWvQ]
猫扑：【女子手机被盗，小偷给其丈夫发信息“我喜欢上你女朋友了”】近日，段先生爱人手机被盗。没想到小偷找到段先生，并发了一信息：可以把你女友号码告诉我？我喜欢她了。段先生没理，小偷却继续挖苦：“真是鲜花插到牛粪上”。最让段先生生气的是，小偷还向他炫耀一天偷窃成果。 tRKGD
[The womens cell phone was stolen, the thief to send information to her husband I like your girlfriend 】 recently, Mr. Duan lover mobile phone stolen. Thought that the thief find Mr. Duan, concurrent a information you can tell me the number you girlfriend? I like her. Has ignored, but the thief continue to dig flowers inserted in cow dung. Let Mr. Duan the most angry is that the thief results also showed off one day to his stealing. tRKGD]
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新浪新闻客户端：要给自己转一波了[喵喵]
[Give yourself turned a wavemeow meow]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：#我想和你唱# 老萧@蕭敬騰-LION獅子合唱團 树袋熊附体了，触犯卖萌罪！还当场宣布“乐队就是比较麻烦，干脆解散吧”…当年沉默寡言的萧敬腾可能被他自己吃了吧#来优酷看我想和你唱#
tRKGUrVs
[# # I want to and you sing old xiao @ blues - LION LIONs chorus Koalas appendage, breaking show MOE sin! Also announced on the spot band is more troublesome, simply dissolve... The taciturn blues probably eaten by his own # youku to see I want to sing with you # < br > tRKGUrVs]
冷笑话精选：喵星人在睡觉，主人拿着罐罐在边上弹了下，这反应速度……[允悲]tRKGwDED
[Meow star people in bed, the master took the jars in the side played, the reaction rate... [allow sad] tRKGwDED]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：【条有趣的经济学原则，你知道多少？[思考]】费思诺定理、牢骚效应、奥格尔维法则、阿什法则…这些听起来就很“高大上”的经济学定律，道理其实简单易懂而又值得玩味。虽然本端也是听得一头雾水，但长长见识总是好的！希望你也能像经济学家一样思考。tRKsXJ @每日经济新闻
[[article interesting economics principle, how much do you know? [thinking]] faith carnot theorem, whining effect, ogle d, ASHLEY laws... This sounds very tall the economics of law, reason is easy to understand and worth pondering. Although the end is also heard a confused, but its always good to learn! I hope you can think like a economist. TRKsXJ @ daily economic news]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪新闻客户端：一出生就有这么多小哥哥，这也太幸福了。。[悲伤]
[Was born with her little brother so much, this is so happy. [sad]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
谢娜：大本营年，把这位忠实观众从国外请到了现场，我们一起给她演还珠格格给她惊喜[鼓掌]，她回来还没有见过家人，我们把她家人也秘密请来演皇后等角色，家人的突然出现让她泪奔。 tRKKKG
[Base year, invited the fans from abroad to the scene, we together give her surprise that she play princess huanzhu [applause.], she hasnt seen his family back, we took her family also secret, please play the queens role, such as family suddenly appeared for her to tears. tRKKKG]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
薛蛮子：回复@林宇杰V是啊@林宇杰V诺来仕游艇会阳台
[Reply yes @ @ Lin Yujie V Lin Yujie V to foster yacht club balcony]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
新浪新闻客户端：穿上这身，简直每天都能拍艺术照！[二哈]
[Put on the body, it can take fine art every day! [two ha]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
汽车之家：#家家新闻#【共计辆 首批MODEL 将于月日交付】近日，埃隆·马斯克在Twitter上表示，首批辆MODEL 交车仪式将在月日举行，预计该车今年年底的月产量将达辆。tRKGwi
[# # every news [a total of the first car MODEL will be delivered on month day 】 recently, elon musk, on Twitter, said the first car MODELceremony will be held on February nd, of the vehicle at the end of this year, the monthly output is expected to reach. tRKGwi]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
薛蛮子：晚霞
[sunset]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
新浪汽车：#购车帮帮忙#你眼中的愛車 vs 別人眼中你車[哈哈][哈哈]
[# # cars to help you in the eyes of car vs the eyes of others you car (ha ha) (ha ha)]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【打破“只生男”魔咒 美一家族年来首迎女婴[吃惊]】美国南卡罗来纳州一对夫妇最近喜得千金，而且是他们家族年来首次迎来女婴！母亲原本以为这一胎也是男孩，当她看到粉粉嫩嫩的女儿时，可以说是大惊了↓↓友人更是激动到给女婴立了“小牌牌”↓↓特此留念[doge]tRKGZFc
[【 break male only curse to meet for the first time in an American family years girl [surprised]] south Carolina couple have a daughter, recently and it is for the first time in their families to years for girls! Mother thought this one is also a boy, when she saw powder powder tender daughter, can be said to be the big surprise left left friends is excited to give girls made a small signs left left hereby accept as a souvenir doge tRKGZFc]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：看了最新一期的#挑战者联盟#，只能说，冰甯大法好，冰甯铜矿美如画~冰冰姐和钧甯甜到掉渣，想问问隔壁丕殿@李晨 怎么想[偷笑] #来优酷看挑战者联盟#
tRKGZYAA
[Saw the latest issue of the # # challenger alliance, can only say that good ice ning solution, picturesque beauty ~ ice ice ice ning copper mine sister and sweet jun ning to slag, want to ask next door house of PI @ # how want to [laughing] to youku watch challenger league # < br > tRKGZYAA]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【喜欢吗！后女教师辞职开裁缝铺设计“国民校服”[憧憬]】苏州大学教师杨蓓痴情于中国传统服饰，为设计国民校服，干脆辞职开裁缝铺。设计理念参考汉服、褙子↓↓面料采用竹节麻、锦缎↓↓成本与普通校服差不多！快看看是不是你的style↓↓tRKGcd
[【 love! Teacher quit open after the tailor shop design national uniform [hope]] suzhou university teachers Yang Bei spoony in Chinese traditional clothes, to design a national uniform, simply quit the tailor shop. Design reference hanfu, BeiZi left left fabrics with bamboo, brocade left left down costs and ordinary school about! Fast and see if it is your style left left tRKGcd]
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