微博搞笑排行榜：
网友在地铁上捡到了一个小学生的笔记本，打开一看居然是……[笑cry]
[Picked up a net friend on the subway elementary students notebook, open a see unexpectedly is that...... [laughing cry]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
宝妈优选：据说转发点赞这个阿拉丁神灯 三天内必能实现愿望
[It is said that forward thumb up the Aladdin magic lamp Three days will be to achieve desire]
每天分享优质实惠好物，宝妈们的省钱小帮手^_^
英国报姐：岁的乌克兰美少女Katie Westwood凭借自己的超高颜值和酷炫的发色在ins上迅速蹿红。卖得了萌，耍得了帅，既养眼，又有些搞怪的小仙女，可以说是肥肠喜欢了[心]
[, Ukraine, Katie Westwood is a beautiful girl with a high level appearance and cool hair quickly in the ins. Sell MOE, play with handsome, beautiful, and some wacky fairy, can be said to be the intestine like [heart]]
订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
魏晨：通过两天时间的了解和沟通，和各团队工作组进行了亲切而友好的交谈。
大家的心情我都完全能理解。这么多年，无数活动的配合和对接，大家都是辛苦并快乐着。感谢魏晨歌迷会各工作组，以及工作室的同事，为我和所有乐橙们付出的一切。
当然除了留下了无数美好的回忆之外，也难免会累积一
[Through two days of understanding and communication, and the teams working group held cordial and friendly conversation. < br > everybodys mood I can understand completely. Over the years, numerous activities cooperation and docking, and that we are all happy. Thank weichen fanclub each working group, and the studios colleague, and all the orange for me pay for everything. < br > besides left countless memories, of course, also hard to avoid can accumulate]
新专辑《旅程》请支持 工作联系方式 经纪人：板板 @板板vivian 工作邮箱：wvivian@
思想聚焦：原来，沉默是一个人最大的哭声
我们终究是成为了“不动声色”的大人了
[It turns out that silence is a persons greatest crying < br > we, after all, is to become the con honor]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
Happy张江：#胡军讲的粤语#，可以说是非常biu准啦， 第一次听懂粤语这样的毫无压力[笑cry]tRKGtSwS
[# # wu jun speak cantonese, can saying is very bju international joomla, understand cantonese so no pressure for the first time [laugh cry] tRKGtSwS]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
董冬咚d：出来工作都没吃饭，掌声呢
[Didnt eat out work, the applause]
董子健
舒淇：虛度光陰中⋯⋯⋯
[Waste of time......]
心存善念惜福喔(o^,^o)~~
央视新闻：#微感动#【分享一段手术室内的视频，看完觉得暖暖的[心]】近日，山东滕州，一位老人准备接受手术。手术前，老人十分紧张。护士陈娟上前给了老人一个拥抱，还用手拍着她的肩膀。老人的情绪逐渐稳定，手术顺利完成。你会为这位护士点赞吗？(央视新闻移动网 矩阵号：闪电新闻)tRKbFJxU
[# # micro moved 【 share a video of operating room, watching the feel warm warm [heart]] recently, shandong tengzhou, an old man ready to surgery. Before the operation, the old man is very nervous. Nurse jiera come forward to give the old man a hug, also by hand patted her on the shoulder. The old mans mood gradually stability, operation is completed. Youll be the nurse thumb up? (CCTV news mobile number matrix news) lightning tRKbFJxU]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
贴吧娘：学跆拳道的小男孩。。这蠢萌的样子实在太可爱！！教练也是操碎了心[允悲]tRKGfBsk
[The little boy. Learning taekwondo. This stupid is so cute!!!!! Coach is also fuck broken heart allow sad tRKGfBsk]
分享贴吧有趣的东西，欢迎私信投稿
噗嗤大叔：南京有什么有意思的地方？
[Nanjing what interesting places? ]
公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
当时我就震惊了：其实女生最怕的应该就是，为你付出了情感，分享了她全部的秘密，对你产生了依赖感而你却走了。习惯比深爱更可怕[伤心]
[Girls actually most afraid of is, pay the feelings for you, to share all her secrets, have a dependence on you and you go. Habit is worse than love [sad]]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
iPanda熊猫频道：收猫时分，空气突然安静，只剩下奶爸尴尬的背影……“奇果”干得漂亮！[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈] tRKGMLen
[Accept the cat, the air suddenly quiet, only stimulate the secretion of milk dad embarrassed back... Strange fruit well done! [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] tRKGMLen]
（live.ipanda）关注我以后你们就是我的人了！在这里我是团长你们是饭团，团长爱饭团么么哒~微博中所发内容，如标注iPanda水印的均为熊猫频道原创素材或已经申请授权的内容，分享转发请标明出处，否则一律按侵权处理。
德卡先生的信箱：“之前问过朋友们，大家究竟是哪来的动力努力生活的啊。现在自己好像有了答案，大概就是忙碌过后能感觉到幸福的那一点小事吧。比如下班路上在一家店里买了特别好吃的甜品，周末约了朋友看了场电影，晚上洗完澡还有时间躺在床上玩会手机。生活不易，但幸福的一刻还是闪闪发光的。”
[Asked friends before, you exactly is which come of power to life. Now I seem to have the answer, perhaps is the little things that can feel happy after the busy. Such as the road from work in a shop to buy a special delicious dessert, watched a movie about the friends over the weekend, out of the shower in the evening there is time lying on the bed to play mobile phone. Life is not easy, but a moment of happiness or shiny. ]
𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 匿名发布／不欢迎没有礼貌和脑子的人
头条新闻：#万象#【小伙跳下火车救老太失去条腿 称若重来还会救】“胜哥，快喊人过来，我遭了！”曾经与死神正面博弈的人叫徐前凯，今年岁。日下午，成渝铁路重庆荣昌段，趴在铁路上的徐前凯，用对讲机对值班室同事喊下这句话。就在前一瞬，他从死神手里抢下了一位老人，但右腿没了。tRKGiPP
[All # # 【 guy jumped off the train and save woman lost legs Said if again will save 】 wins Columbia, quick to call to come over, I was! Once and death face game called Xu Qiankai, years old this year. Afternoon, chengdu-chongqing railway for prosperity period of chongqing, lie prone on the railway Xu Qiankai, with interphone to office colleagues to shout down the sentence. Moment ago, he had an old man in his hand from the death, but the right leg. tRKGiPP]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
伊能靜：顺利工作完，和米粒爸爸午餐～。
藜麦鸡肉沙拉，酪梨鸡胸肉麦麸饼，火龙果优格蜂蜜饮。
每天都吃高蛋白的低热量饮食，打拳、重量训练，加上按摩帮助新陈代谢，健康正面的生活。
台北的小餐厅都好清新～趁着米粒爸休假，这几天要带着米粒走走走～～！
[太陽]
[Finish work smoothly, and rice dad ~ for lunch. < br > < br > quinoa lapwing meat, salad, cashew chicken breast bran bread, dragon fruit yogurt drink honey. < br > < br > every day to eat a low calorie diet of high protein, boxing, weight training, combined with massage to help metabolism, healthy and positive life. < br > < br > Taipeis small restaurants are good and pure and fresh ~ dad leave, while a rice these days with a grain of rice to go for a walk ~ ~! < br > < br > [sun]]
用最安静的力量，穿过人世。以音乐以歌以文字，疗愈生命。（工作訊息-- 于先生）
最神奇的视频：【第一次近距离目睹生娃】没生过孩子的女性子宫颈口，洞口就像圆珠笔的笔芯那么小，胎儿的头最小都有拳头这么大，这么小的宫颈口竟然能生出这么大的胎儿，女人身体要承受很大的创伤压力，所以男生们好好爱自己的老婆吧！[心] tRKGMwRd
[Not close witness gave birth to her first 】 【 women who gave birth to the child the cervix, the hole like a ballpoint pen ink is so small, fetal head has smallest fist so big, so little of the cervix can give birth to such a big baby, womans body to trauma under great pressure, so the boys have a good love your wife! [heart] tRKGMwRd]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
冷笑话精选：下辈子想要做一个鼓风机。。最浪最骚的那种哈哈哈哈哈哈[允悲]
[Next life I want to be a fan. Most waves and SAO that ha ha ha ha ha haallow sad]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
我的朋友是个呆B：饥饿的海龟发现了只狮鬃水母，扑上去就开吃。这个场景，真的好像是在吃粉啊，看饿了[doge]
tRKGtIlK
[Hungry sea turtles found a lions mane jellyfish, lunges and go eat. This scenario, it really seems to be eating powder ah, look hungry [doge] < br > tRKGtIlK]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
环球时报：【后女教师辞职开裁缝铺设计“国民校服”，你喜欢吗？】来自四川自贡的后姑娘杨蓓，对于中国传统服饰文化非常痴情，曾经作为一名高校教师的她，为了全身心设计制作“国民校服”，干脆辞职一心一意进行构思和创作。她的设计理念参考汉服、褙子等，面料采用竹节麻、锦缎等，成本与普通校服差不多。她
[The female teacher quit open after the tailor shop design national uniform, do you like it? After girl Yang Bei from sichuan zigong, in Chinese traditional costume culture very spoony, she had as a college teacher, in order to make design national uniform, simply quit wholeheartedly for conception and creation. Her reference hanfu, BeiZi etc, the design concept of fabrics using bamboo, brocade, etc., similar costs to the normal school uniform. she]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
新浪娱乐：【韩国小姐徐才瑗夺冠】年韩国小姐选拔大赛日落幕，徐才瑗(身高厘米，体重公斤)最终从参赛名佳丽中脱颖而出，夺得了今年的韩国小姐冠军和“真”桂冠。“善”桂冠被菲律宾李汉娜和首尔郑多惠摘得。“美”桂冠由四人摘下。有人调侃今年又是“连连看”，你觉得呢？tRKLSsp
[【 miss Korea Xu Cai been reflected the title 】 miss South Korea series day ended, Xu Cai been reflected (cm tall and weigh kg) finally emerge from the competing of beauty, won the miss this years south Korean champion and true. Good crown was the Philippines Li Hanna and Seoul zheng hui won more. Beauty crown by four people off. Some lianliankan again this year, what do you think? tRKLSsp]
新浪娱乐
思想聚焦：#跨界歌王冠军# 昨晚《跨界歌王》第二季落幕了，江珊冠军实至名归，谢娜和张继科也表现得不错。姚晨没能拿到名次有点遗憾，特别喜欢她在舞台上演唱过的这首《父亲写的散文诗》，中国式父爱，是一种悄无声息默默付出的伟大。听听这首歌，送给你的父亲。tRoaIEV
[# # crossover singer champion crossover star in the second quarter ended last night, where my champion materialises, uproot shayna and Zhang Jike also performed well. Yao didnt win places a little regret, especially like her singing on stage before the father to write prose, Chinese father love, is the greatness of a quiet quiet devotion. Listen to this song, for your father. tRoaIEV]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
王尼玛：把游戏里面的把妹技巧带进现实，也许你给了现实一个机会，现实就会给你一个大大的惊喜呢 tRKEYAc
[The game bring techniques into reality, a chance maybe you gave reality, reality will give you a big surprise tRKEYAc]
处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou
人民网：【送餐车违停被拖走 外卖小哥拎饭下跪】日傍晚，济南一外卖小哥在送餐过程中将车子随意停放在人行道上，被相关部门依法拖走。事发后，外卖小哥现场拎着饭菜下跪，希望工作人员能将车子归还。最后，工作人员把电动车还给了他，也没再对其进行处罚。tRKULNMM @齐鲁网 你怎么看？
[【 carts breach dragged away Take-away brother carry on rice kneel 】 day evening, jinan a take-away little elder brother in the heart of the delivery process the car parked on the sidewalk at random, by the relevant departments in accordance with the towed away. After the incident, take-away kneel little elder brother site carrying food, hope to to return the car workers. Finally, the staff gave electric car back to him, also didnt carry on the punishment. TRKULNMM @ qilu nets What do you think? ]
报道全球 传播中国
猫扑：【办事群众排长队，他却在闭目养神】近日，网上流传一则“政府工作人员上班闭目养神不理办事群众”的视频。视频中，一名工作人员靠在椅子上双眼紧闭，工作台外则围满办事群众。据核实，视频是群众在河南鹤壁市社保局窗口拍摄。目前该工作人员已被停职，纪检部门已介入。tRKbme
[Do people long queues, but he in repose 】 recently, the Internet a government workers work repose talk to handle affairs the masses video. In a video, a staff member on the chair, eyes closed, outside the workbench is surrounded the masses. According to verification, the video is the masses in henan hebi city social security bureau window film. Now the staff has been suspended and disciplinary inspection department has involved. tRKbme]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
衣锦夜行的燕公子：假设题。
老公出轨了，提出离婚，净身出户。老婆恳求他不要离婚，她可以装作若无其事的样子继续生活。你认为到底哪一种更残忍。
A 不忍心伤害老婆，同意保持婚内出轨的现状
B 和小三想修成正果，一定要离婚
[Assuming that topic. < br > caught cheating, filed for divorce, clean body leave home. Wife begged him not to divorce, she can pretend as if nothing has occurredly continue to live. What do you think a more cruel. < br > A dont have the heart to hurt my wife, agreed to maintain the status quo of marital infidelity < br > B and small three want to together, must be A divorce]
世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。
央视新闻：【全民族抗战爆发周年，一起回顾抗战老电影】说到“打鬼子”的电影，哪部你最印象深刻？央视新闻移动网#七七事变周年#《解码抗战老电影》，讲讲老电影背后的抗战故事。今天请你看《狼牙山五壮士》，五位八路军战士与日伪军浴血奋战，宁死不屈，英勇跳崖，写下了壮烈诗篇！→tRKGqJo
[【 the outbreak of the Anti-Japanese War anniversary of ethical review of the war of resistance and old movie together 】 said devils movies, which impress you most? CCTV news mobile # # the July th incident anniversary of decoding old movie of the war of resistance against Japan, the war of resistance behind the story about old movie. Today, please see the wav five strong men, five the eighth route army soldiers with Japanese puppet forces fought, surrender, heroic cliff, wrote a heroic poem! - > tRKGqJo]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
YouTube奇趣精选：如果一只猫咪这样跟你要小鱼干，你会如何选择[喵喵]tRKUSnZ
[If a cat like to fish with you, how do you choosemeow tRKUSnZ]
一只勤劳的搬运工，分享国外最新最好玩的视频资讯~欢迎关注~
妖妖小精233：若干年之后的大圣，大概就是这个样子了#大圣和小夭#
[After years of the risk, this is probably the # # and another small killings]
(`･ᴗ･´)日常大号！家有一猴+俩猫！
韩国me2day：【V Live】#ONE#(#郑帝元#)出道新专
[Live [V] # ONE# (# #) zheng emperor yuan debut new < ONE DAY > double ONE of the main song < Gettin by > LOOP ver. Public. Is next week!! TRKGIBXx [quite happy]]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
我的前任是个极品：#品姐枕聊室
[Elder sister pillow chat room #]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！
敖厂长：【通知】优酷今后将不再成为《囧的呼唤》首发平台！！从今年月开始，《囧的呼唤》系列将重点发布在以下三大平台。首发平台为腾讯Wegame 和 Youtube，弹幕视频为Bilibili。从七月中旬，《囧的呼唤》就会迎来崭新时代！
[[notice] youku will no longer be in the future the cannonballs call starting platform!!!!! From this month began, the stopping the call of the series will focus on the following three platforms. The starting platform for tencent Wegame and Youtube, barrage Bilibili video. For the call from mid-july, the stopping will usher in a new era! ]
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一支上上签：会实现
[Will come true]
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