哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈一群戏精！...突然想找小伙伴一起这么玩[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a group of play fine! ... Suddenly want to find a friend so together play [laugh cry]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
失足少女m：从此我就是大哥的女人 tRyhWvQ
[From now on I am the eldest brother of women tRyhWvQ]
猫扑：【女子手机被盗，小偷给其丈夫发信息“我喜欢上你女朋友了”】近日，段先生爱人手机被盗。没想到小偷找到段先生，并发了一信息：可以把你女友号码告诉我？我喜欢她了。段先生没理，小偷却继续挖苦：“真是鲜花插到牛粪上”。最让段先生生气的是，小偷还向他炫耀一天偷窃成果。 tRKGD
[The womens cell phone was stolen, the thief to send information to her husband I like your girlfriend 】 recently, Mr. Duan lover mobile phone stolen. Thought that the thief find Mr. Duan, concurrent a information you can tell me the number you girlfriend? I like her. Has ignored, but the thief continue to dig flowers inserted in cow dung. Let Mr. Duan the most angry is that the thief results also showed off one day to his stealing. tRKGD]
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新浪新闻客户端：要给自己转一波了[喵喵]
[Give yourself turned a wavemeow meow]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：#我想和你唱# 老萧@蕭敬騰-LION獅子合唱團 树袋熊附体了，触犯卖萌罪！还当场宣布“乐队就是比较麻烦，干脆解散吧”…当年沉默寡言的萧敬腾可能被他自己吃了吧#来优酷看我想和你唱#
tRKGUrVs
[# # I want to and you sing old xiao @ blues - LION LIONs chorus Koalas appendage, breaking show MOE sin! Also announced on the spot band is more troublesome, simply dissolve... The taciturn blues probably eaten by his own # youku to see I want to sing with you # < br > tRKGUrVs]
冷笑话精选：喵星人在睡觉，主人拿着罐罐在边上弹了下，这反应速度……[允悲]tRKGwDED
[Meow star people in bed, the master took the jars in the side played, the reaction rate... [allow sad] tRKGwDED]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：【条有趣的经济学原则，你知道多少？[思考]】费思诺定理、牢骚效应、奥格尔维法则、阿什法则…这些听起来就很“高大上”的经济学定律，道理其实简单易懂而又值得玩味。虽然本端也是听得一头雾水，但长长见识总是好的！希望你也能像经济学家一样思考。tRKsXJ @每日经济新闻
[[article interesting economics principle, how much do you know? [thinking]] faith carnot theorem, whining effect, ogle d, ASHLEY laws... This sounds very tall the economics of law, reason is easy to understand and worth pondering. Although the end is also heard a confused, but its always good to learn! I hope you can think like a economist. TRKsXJ @ daily economic news]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪新闻客户端：一出生就有这么多小哥哥，这也太幸福了。。[悲伤]
[Was born with her little brother so much, this is so happy. [sad]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
谢娜：大本营年，把这位忠实观众从国外请到了现场，我们一起给她演还珠格格给她惊喜[鼓掌]，她回来还没有见过家人，我们把她家人也秘密请来演皇后等角色，家人的突然出现让她泪奔。 tRKKKG
[Base year, invited the fans from abroad to the scene, we together give her surprise that she play princess huanzhu [applause.], she hasnt seen his family back, we took her family also secret, please play the queens role, such as family suddenly appeared for her to tears. tRKKKG]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
薛蛮子：回复@林宇杰V是啊@林宇杰V诺来仕游艇会阳台
[Reply yes @ @ Lin Yujie V Lin Yujie V to foster yacht club balcony]
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新浪新闻客户端：穿上这身，简直每天都能拍艺术照！[二哈]
[Put on the body, it can take fine art every day! [two ha]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
汽车之家：#家家新闻#【共计辆 首批MODEL 将于月日交付】近日，埃隆·马斯克在Twitter上表示，首批辆MODEL 交车仪式将在月日举行，预计该车今年年底的月产量将达辆。tRKGwi
[# # every news [a total of the first car MODEL will be delivered on month day 】 recently, elon musk, on Twitter, said the first car MODELceremony will be held on February nd, of the vehicle at the end of this year, the monthly output is expected to reach. tRKGwi]
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薛蛮子：晚霞
[sunset]
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新浪汽车：#购车帮帮忙#你眼中的愛車 vs 別人眼中你車[哈哈][哈哈]
[# # cars to help you in the eyes of car vs the eyes of others you car (ha ha) (ha ha)]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【打破“只生男”魔咒 美一家族年来首迎女婴[吃惊]】美国南卡罗来纳州一对夫妇最近喜得千金，而且是他们家族年来首次迎来女婴！母亲原本以为这一胎也是男孩，当她看到粉粉嫩嫩的女儿时，可以说是大惊了↓↓友人更是激动到给女婴立了“小牌牌”↓↓特此留念[doge]tRKGZFc
[【 break male only curse to meet for the first time in an American family years girl [surprised]] south Carolina couple have a daughter, recently and it is for the first time in their families to years for girls! Mother thought this one is also a boy, when she saw powder powder tender daughter, can be said to be the big surprise left left friends is excited to give girls made a small signs left left hereby accept as a souvenir doge tRKGZFc]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：看了最新一期的#挑战者联盟#，只能说，冰甯大法好，冰甯铜矿美如画~冰冰姐和钧甯甜到掉渣，想问问隔壁丕殿@李晨 怎么想[偷笑] #来优酷看挑战者联盟#
tRKGZYAA
[Saw the latest issue of the # # challenger alliance, can only say that good ice ning solution, picturesque beauty ~ ice ice ice ning copper mine sister and sweet jun ning to slag, want to ask next door house of PI @ # how want to [laughing] to youku watch challenger league # < br > tRKGZYAA]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【喜欢吗！后女教师辞职开裁缝铺设计“国民校服”[憧憬]】苏州大学教师杨蓓痴情于中国传统服饰，为设计国民校服，干脆辞职开裁缝铺。设计理念参考汉服、褙子↓↓面料采用竹节麻、锦缎↓↓成本与普通校服差不多！快看看是不是你的style↓↓tRKGcd
[【 love! Teacher quit open after the tailor shop design national uniform [hope]] suzhou university teachers Yang Bei spoony in Chinese traditional clothes, to design a national uniform, simply quit the tailor shop. Design reference hanfu, BeiZi left left fabrics with bamboo, brocade left left down costs and ordinary school about! Fast and see if it is your style left left tRKGcd]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国一小哥骑车回家，幸好开了车灯，不然大概是输在这一关了...神仙受咱一拜🙏
[Island a little elder brother go home by bike, but opened the lights, or is about to lose in this... 神仙受咱一拜🙏 ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
一块去旅行：稳定“鸡” | 旅行摄像防抖神器创意广告。鸡的OS：鬼知道我经历了什么。[哈哈] tRKGhHuH
[Stable chicken | travel camera image stabilization artifact creative advertising. Chicken OS who knows what I experienced. (ha ha) tRKGhHuH]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
优酷：#极限挑战#第三季优酷抢先看！！！[嘻嘻]@黄磊微博 @演员王迅 抹黑起床炸油条； @羅志祥 @努力努力再努力x 为狗狗温柔洗澡； @黄渤 @孙红雷 为八旬老夫妇送牛奶上门，男人帮全员集合再出发，为唤醒城市的劳动者送上温暖。 #优酷极限挑战#
今晚等你来看咯[来]@东方卫视极限挑战
tRKGhUyz
[# # ultimate challenge in the third quarter youku first!!!!!! (hee hee) @ Huang Leiwei bo @ actor Wang Xun discredit up Fried dough sticks; @ show @ efforts to try again for the dog x gentle shower; @ Huang Bo @ sun hong lei milk door-to-door for weak old couples, men full set again, to awaken city workers to warm. # # youku limit challenge < br > wait for you tonight to see luo [to] @ dragon TV limit challenge < br > tRKGhUyz < br >]
猫扑：厉害啦，他一甩头让我有些心动怎么办 tRKbgvB
[Worse, he tossed let me do some heart tRKbgvB]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【公安部B级逃犯姚常凤落网！被抓前正欲强奸幼女[怒]】曾杀死三人包括名儿童在内的逃犯姚常凤，于月日被抓获！今年月，公安机关曾发布通告，悬赏万元通缉姚常凤。就在被捕前，他还正要强奸一名岁女孩，被群众发现后现场围堵于水沟↓↓tRKGvH
[The ministry of public security class B yao fugitive Chang Feng arrested. Before being caught are thinking of rape girl [anger]] has killed three people, including children, the escaped prisoner yao Chang Feng, in the month was caught! Month this year, the public security organs issued a notice, wanted yao Chang Feng reward ten thousand yuan. Just before the arrest, he was about to rape a girl, after people found the scene in the ditch left left tRKGvH containment]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【笨贼偷越野摩托车 不会骑竟推行多公里[允悲]】云南大姚县一男子在路边看见辆未上锁的越野摩托车，想耍一把酷就将其盗走。没成想自己不会骑，还不敢扔，竟一路推行了多公里，最终这样处置了摩托车↓↓被捕时还是一头大汗↓↓真是累够呛...tRKbFnIS
[The stupid thief steal cross-country motorcycle Cant ride should implement km [allow sad]] yunnan dayao county a man see unlocked cross-country motorcycle on the side of the road, want to be a cool just stole it. Without cant ride ChengXiang himself, also dare not to throw, has carried out many kilometers along, and ultimately such disposal of the motorcycle left left was arrested as a head of sweat left left down really tired it will... tRKbFnIS]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
Autobeta汽车杂志：特斯拉对决兰博基尼，你猜谁赢了？ tRKbFtz
[Tesla duel lamborghini, you guess who won? tRKbFtz]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
小野妹子学吐槽：有岛国粉丝慕名赶到了东京品川水族馆，听各大声优扮成帅鱼撩妹，发现现场版台词更苏...下面是花园鳗樱井孝宏老师的致命飙车[允悲] tRKbkex
[Shinagawa has island admiring fans arrived at the Tokyo aquarium, listen to each big voice-over artists as handsome fish pulled a younger sister, found that live lines more su... Here is a garden eels sakurai takahiro teachers deadly racing tRKbkex [allow sad]]
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南方都市报：【变态杀童恶魔姚常凤终于落网！被抓前正欲强奸幼女[怒]】曾杀死三人包括名儿童的公安部B级在逃嫌犯姚常凤月日被抓获。今年二月，公安机关曾发布通告，对姚常凤悬赏万元进行通缉。在被捕前，姚常凤正欲强奸一名岁左右的女孩，被群众发现后遭围堵，最终在河边被捕。姚常凤生于年月日，湖...全文： m.weibo
[【 abnormal kill childrens demon yao Chang Feng were arrested! Before being caught is to rape a girl under the [anger]] had killed three people, including childrens ministry of public security class B fugitive was caught yao Chang Feng month day. In February of this year, the public security organs issued a notice, to wanted yao Chang Feng has offered ten thousand yuan. Before being arrested, yao Chang Feng is to rape a girl, around the age of being discovered by their masses, eventually arrested by the river. Yao Chang Feng on (date) (month) (year), lake... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【太尬了！郑允浩热舞撕破裤裆 露出红内裤跳完整场[允悲]】日举行的SM家族演唱会，也是#东方神起#郑允浩退伍后首次大型演出，为此他帅气献歌热舞↓↓但在演出过程中，由于跳舞用力过猛，允浩裤子裆部不慎裂开...红色内裤也是太抢眼↓↓不过你爱豆仍坚持完成了表演↓↓tRKberuQ
[【 too embarrassed! Yunho dance tear crotch With red underwear to jump full field [allow sad]], the SM family concert, and # # TVXQ u-know big show for the first time the army, so he handsome sing dance left left but in the process of performance, because dancing overexert, u-know pants crotch accidentally opened... Red pants is too left left but you still love beans left left tRKberuQ finished performance]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【八旬瘫痪老人躺楼道：儿媳怕弄脏地板，儿子说要征求媳妇意见[摊手]】近日，重庆一居民楼的居民发现楼道里住了一个老人，而她儿子的家就在旁边。老人的儿媳称，家里太小住不下，老人有瘫痪，不想让她弄脏木地板。#儿子让老人住楼道#tRKUVs
[【 paralysis, weak old man lying corridor daughter-in-law afraid dirty floor, son said to solicit opinions from the daughter-in-law [stand hand]] recently, the residents of the residential buildings in chongqing a found the aisles lived an old man, and her sons home nearby. Said the old mans daughter-in-law, so cant stay in the home, the old man has paralyzed, dont want to let her dirty floor. Let the old man live corridor # tRKUVs # son]
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汽车之家：#家人帮家人#正在为购车纠结的同学们，来这条微博里留下你的购车条件（如：价格、三厢两厢或SUV、手挡或自动挡、追求动力、空间等），转发并评论，让大家一起帮你挑一款爱车吧。购车信息越详细，越有机会被家家推荐 。
[# # family help family are shopping with classmates, to leave your car in this tweet conditions (such as price, saloon sta or SUV, hand or automatic, the pursuit of power, space, etc.), and forward comments, let us together to help you pick a car. Car-buying information more detailed, more have a chance to be every recommendation. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选：我擦！！现在的孩子真会玩。。还能这样操作的？！太魔性了[笑cry]tRKbePT
[I wipe!!!!! Children can really play. Right now. Also can do this operation? ! Too ones [laugh cry] tRKbePT]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#新车联播#英国-威尔士安格尔西，全新一代宾利欧陆GT媒体试驾！宾利真的是走了一条越来越丑的不归路吗？
[# # new broadcast of Britain - wales anglesey, a new generation of the bentley continental GT media test drive! Bentley is really take a more and more ugly point of no return? ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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优酷：#YOU饭真酷#炎炎午后，走！请你吃冰棍 ！@出这个人吧[小黄人坏笑]
[# # YOU rice cool on a hot afternoon, go! Would you please eat popsicles! @ out this person [yellow people laugh]]
巴曙松：见到有不少关于辽宁号的报道有误导，补充说明：参加辽宁号并不限于香港永久居民；辽宁号的甲板上可自由拍摄，并不象有的传言说一律严禁拍照；还竟然看到有谣传说，参观者是组织的、有补贴的，这种谣传就更荒唐了。
[See there are many stories about the number of liaoning has misled, added Hong Kong permanent resident number in liaoning is not limited to; Liaoning deck are free to shoot, not like some rumors that all it is forbidden to take photos; Also should see, there is a rumour that visitors is to organize, subsidies, the rumor is more ridiculous.]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
知乎：知乎突然蹦到了牛奶瓶上，[哆啦A梦微笑]不知道各位是否还「刷」得习惯？ tRKbBDTC
[Zhihu suddenly jumped onto the milk bottle, [doraemon smile] brush dont know whether you have habit? tRKbBDTC]
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南方都市报：【女子欲私占小黄车被阻后扎胎 家人帮腔：让警察抓我啊[怒]】月日，通州，一女子称小黄车是自家的，他人不能使用。李先生发现车锁被破坏，对方又私占的行为很过分就与之辩论，女子辩不过一怒之下竟拿出了剪刀，扎胎....女子家人在一边附和道，“让警察来抓我啊！”（北京时间）tRKZIWxj ...全文： m.weibo
[After the woman to the private accounts for yellow cars were blocked, tire family to have them let the police to arrest me [anger]] month day, tongzhou, a woman called yellow car is their own, others cant use. Mr Li found the lock was damaged, the other party and private accounts for the behavior of is too much debate, with womens apology but provoke unexpectedly took out the scissors, Mr. Tire... Womens family chimed in, let the police to arrest me! (Beijing time) tRKZIWxj... The full text m. eibo]
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