2017年7月18日星期二

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    两只喵星人尿床被主人罚趴墙,
这委屈的小眼神!哈哈哈太乖了.... [笑cry]
tRKQgAj ​

[Two meow star bed-wetting is sent by host a climbing wall, < br > the injustice of small eyes! Ha ha ha too good... [laughing cry] < br > tRKQgAj]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    【实战告诉你:喵喵的反应有多灵敏[并不简单]】猫的反应灵敏,与它的听觉嗅觉和视觉息息相关,再加上身体匀称轻盈而有柔轻性,一有动静,它们就会作出敏捷的反应,扑鸽子不在话下,连蛇也照拍不误!tRKTSbf ​
[[real tell you meow meow how sensitive [] are not simple 】 cat responsive, is closely related to its hearing smell and vision, plus the body symmetry is lightsome and having soft light, there is a movement, they will make a quick response, dove off, even the snake seems to shoot! tRKTSbf]

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南方都市报:
    【高铁外卖体验:餐品送至座位 粥是热的 取消订餐提前小时】昨日起,包括广州南站在内个试点高铁站开通网络订餐,乘客打电话或者登录 APP,提前两个小时订餐,就可以享受除列车餐以外的美食了。实际的情况如何呢?今早南都记者就从广州南站坐高铁出发,体验了一把。昨晚,记者就通过...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 high-speed take-out experience the products sent to seat porridge is hot cancel my reservation in advance hours 】 yesterday, including guangzhou south railway station, a pilot high-speed opening network centre, and the passengers on the phone or login APP, two hours in advance reservation, can enjoy gourmet meals besides train meal. How the actual situation? SMW reporter this morning from guangzhou south station sit high iron, experience. Last night, reporters through... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【美国法学专家:章莹颖案嫌犯或不处死刑】章莹颖绑架案嫌疑人已落网多日,但受害者下落依旧成谜。美国法学教授罗纳德•阿兰说,“在没找到尸体的情况下,以谋杀罪起诉嫌犯不是没可能,但从实际情况看,这极度困难。”专家还称,寻找章莹颖下落或可靠这个方法↓↓↓tRKQrcGo ​
[【 American law experts ZhangYingYing case suspect the death penalty or not] ZhangYingYing kidnapping suspect has been arrested in connection with long time, but fall victim remains a mystery. American law professor Ronald Alan said, in the case of couldnt find bodies, suing the suspect for murder is not not possible, but from the actual situation, it is extremely difficult. Experts also said that ZhangYingYing whereabouts or reliable this method left left left tRKQrcGo down down down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    上次我做了一条“欢迎秒打蓝的休闲璐女士”,这次我做了一条“眼睛贼拉大的酷酷的滕”,条幅厂家估计都要嫌弃我了...以后要是小马甲郭斯特老岳父公来我就做“汪汪汪”“喵喵喵”“救我狗命”[允悲]
[The last time I made a welcome the second blue casual woman moves, this time I made a cool teng thief eyes widening, banner manufacturers estimate will abandon me... Later if small ma jia Guo Si old father-in-law and Ill do it for you an auf meow meow save me there [allow sad]]

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汽车之家:
    #家家车生活# 【性能大战 AMG GT R科尔维特NSX】这四位重量级选手同时登台,哪一位是你的菜?[思考]tRKQrLjp ​
[# # every car life 【 AMG performance war GT R corvette NSX 】 the four heavyweight debut at the same time, which one is your dish? [thinking] tRKQrLjp]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    首先...你要有一套别墅....然后才能装这个门[二哈]
[First of all... Do you want to have a set of villa... Before you can install the door ,]

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小米手机:
    【#小米X和MIUI新品发布会#参会攻略】月日下午,新品发布会将在国家会议中心举办。小米社区 VIP 用户可使用 经验兑换,VIP 级(含)以上用户可直接获得邀请函一张,兑换详情请仔细阅读报名须知。同时,转发本条微博抽送 张发布会邀请函!小米手机代言人@Mr_凡先生 在现场等你! ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # millet X and beautiful MIUI launch a participation strategy] month days afternoon, product launch will be held at the national conference center. Millet community VIP user can use the exchange of experience, the VIP level (including) above, a user can directly obtain invitation for details, please carefully read the application instructions. Forward at the same time, this article weibo pumping a conference invitation letter! Millet mobile spokesperson @ Mr_ Mr Van waiting for you at the scene! ... The full text m. eibo]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

优酷:
    #春风十里不如你# 一首《北京下雨了》,唱出了多种情绪:多想你用多种玩笑,让我知道,北京下雨了,某些情绪让人幻想感动,却担心失控.....
天之后春风起,@周冬雨 @张一山 风雨同路只等你![笑而不语]@春风十里不如你官微 ​​​​ .(CR@栖迟轸念zy)#酷剧场# tRKQLSz ​

[# # spring breeze miles as you song Beijing rain, sing many emotions think you with a variety of fun, let me know, its raining in Beijing, some fantasy mood letting a person touched, but worry out of control... < br > days after the spring breeze, @ zhou @ yishan zhang Wind and rain only to wait for you the same way! [smiling without a word] @ spring breeze miles. Why dont you officer micro habitat (CR @ later think anxiously about zy) # # tRKQLSz cool theater]

微博汽车:
    #大V聊车# 一款新上网红车,一款个性略小众,两款究竟怎么选,不妨来对比一下
[About car # # big V a new red car online, a personality is a little small, two exactly how to choose, might as well to compare]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

小野妹子学吐槽:
    请各位评委为大长腿选手这次入水打分[爱你] tRKQuldG ​
[Please judge this big long legs players into the water of love you [] tRKQuldG marking]

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冷笑话精选:
    白菜被猪拱现场???[笑cry]@贴吧君放开那棵卷心菜,我家白菜给你拱!@单妮不改名它吃个卷心菜都这么可爱 @重工组长于彦舒
[Cabbage is a hog live??? [laughing cry] @ tieba you let go of the cabbage, cabbage arch to you in my house! @ ChanNi dont name it eat cabbage is so cute @ heavy industry leader Yu Yan shu]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    发表了博文《【华泰策略】A股“漂亮”比海外贵吗?—格物致知系列之十三》【华泰策略】A股“漂亮”比海外贵吗?—格物致知系列之十三文华泰策略李弘扬戴康--全球对标之下,A股“漂亮tRKQuNs ​
[Published A blog post huatai strategy a-shares beautiful more expensive than overseas? - of new-confucianism series a-shares beautiful huatai strategy 】 【 more expensive than overseas? - texts huatai strategy of new-confucianism series Li Hongyang Dai Kang - global standard, A shares beautiful tRKQuNs]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    中国品牌一直都是我们关注的,WEY VV的外观颜值爆表,不过在驾乘方面仍然存在一些问题。
[The Chinese brand has always been our concern, WEY VV looks great, but there are still some problems in the ride.]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    【妹子长点心吧!女孩骑车斜挎包被小偷尾随,司机频按喇叭提醒无效】月日晚,成都一女子骑单车被小偷尾随,司机按喇叭并大吼一声吓退小偷,但女子似乎毫无察觉。日,福州一斜挎包骑车女子被小偷尾随,司机鸣笛提醒无效,小偷淡定从女子挎包里顺走手机tRKHOpt ​
[【 sister long snacks! Girl cycling oblique satchel were followed the thief, invalid frequency driver blew his horn to remind 】 on Tuesday night, a woman riding a bike is the thief follows, chengdu driver blew his horn and shout at top of voice scared away the thief, but the woman seems to have no notice. , fuzhou, the oblique satchel cycling women were followed the thief, the driver honked remind is invalid, the thief calm shun away from the womens bag, mobile phone tRKHOpt]

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Autobeta汽车杂志:
    东风日产劲客将于月日今晚成都发布会上市,新车将推出搭载.L发动机共计款车型,官方此前预售价为-万元,百公里油耗为.L。这样来抢占老前辈缤智的市场真的好吗?[doge] tRKQnjU ​
[Dongfeng nissan jin ke will be listed on June chengdu conference tonight, a new car will be running. L engine with models, is the official after booking price - ten thousand yuan, fuel consumption for hundreds of kilometers. L. So to preempt the doyen bean wise market really? [doge] tRKQnjU]

国内外汽车资讯速递,依据新车进行点评,欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力,喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 【听友:女朋友和别的男生聊一下过分暧昧的话题,之后被我偷看手机看到了,她不但没有生气反而很害怕地道歉了。但是之后又换着方式聊,换着聊天设备,删除聊天记录等等。一开始没有什么都是些生活中普通的事情,直到那个男生表白,她暧昧的接受了,并且跟我说了。我中途有点不理智,根本接...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night [listen to friends a girlfriend and the other boys chat too ambiguous topic, was I sneak a mobile phone after saw, she is not only not angry but was afraid to apologize. But then again, in a way to chat, chat in the equipment, to delete chat logs, etc. At first you dont what are some common things in life, until the boy vindicate, she accepted, ambiguous and told me. Im a bit irrational, midway don meet... m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

猫扑:
    [喵喵]@濛濛细禹 啪啪啪,脆脆响
[[meow] @ receive fine yu spluttered pa, crisp crunchy]

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汽车之家:
    #关关小课堂#开课啦!今天说什么?自动挡的使用方法。
[# # to close down the classroom course! Said today? The use of automatic method.]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

一块去旅行:
    马尔代夫半自由行攻略 | 有人形容马尔代夫是上帝抖落的一串珍珠或是一片碎玉,也有人说马尔代夫将在五十年后消失。趁着现在,去看一看仙境中的海岛吧~作者:Rataqu ​ ​​​​
[The maldives half free guide line | someone describe the maldives is god shake off a string of pearls, or a piece of broken jade, also some people say that the maldives will disappear after fifty years. Now, go take a look at the island in wonderland ~ author Rataqu]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

小野妹子学吐槽:
    人家能怎么办,人家真的很想吃啊[doge]
[Somebody else what I can do, somebody else really want ah [doge]]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【自贡男子打麻将猝死 疑连续开杠后太激动[费解]】日,自贡富顺县柏杨湾一麻将馆内,一名岁左右的中年男子在打麻将过程中突然昏厥倒地,后经医护人员抢救无效死亡。有人称男子本身患有高血压,当时拿到一把好牌,还连续多次开杠...目前警方正在调查死因↓↓tRKQHFKS ​
[【 zigong man playing mahjong sudden doubt so excited after continuous open bar [difficult]], zigong FuShun County BaiYangWan a mahjong museum, around the age of a middle-aged man suddenly fainted fall on the ground, in the process of playing mahjong after medical staff rescue invalid death. Some say the man itself has high blood pressure, then get a good card, also open a bar many times continuously... Police are investigating the cause of death left left tRKQHFKS down at present]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    【家长掩护孩子坐飞机逃票:航司为延误致歉,民航局称不违法】日,吉祥航空HO次(北京飞往上海)航班,有家长掩护孩子坐飞机逃票,导致全机乘客重新安检晚点五小时。今天,吉祥航空发表声明称,当时出于安全考虑,机长按照手册标准决定启动清舱程序,该航班全体旅客下机重新安检后再次登记。同时...全文: m.weibo ​
[Parents cover the child take a plane ticket, a navigation company apologize for the delay, the civil aviation administration says not illegal 】, the airline HO flights flying to Shanghai (Beijing), have parents cover children take a plane ticket, cause the whole machine passenger security was delayed for five hours. Today, the airline said in a statement, at that time, for security reasons, the captain decided to start the stripping process in accordance with the manual standards, the flight after all the passengers that the plane to security registration again. At the same time... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【强力挽尊!实拍猪场断电没风扇 千头肥猪热中暑[doge]】日,江苏宿迁因降雨断电,有几千头猪的养猪场内突然变热,氨气味浓重...许多猪出现了晕眩中暑的症状,老板紧急报警。江苏消防赶到给猪洒水降燥热,猪猪们淋浴后又恢复了往日活力↓↓tRKQTVwQ ​
[The strong arm in honour! Make pig didnt fan power One thousand head pig heat stroke [doge]], jiangsu suqian power because of the rain, there are thousands of pigs, pig field suddenly became hot, ammonia smell strong... Many pigs appeared dizziness symptoms of heat stroke, the boss of emergency alarm. Jiangsu fire to get to the pig hot water drop, the pig after the shower also restored the former days left left tRKQTVwQ vigor]

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汽车之家:
    #家家新闻# 【定位跨界MPV车型 三菱XM最新预告图发布】日前,三菱再度发布了一组旗下全新跨界MPV——三菱XM的预告图。据了解,新车基于三菱XM Concept概念车进行打造,将会于今年月日在雅加达正式亮相,并计划于月在三菱位于印度尼西亚的工厂进行投产。tRKHuW ​
[# # every news 【 locate crossover MPV models mitsubishi XM released the latest forecast figure 】, mitsubishi has once again issued a set of its new crossover MPV, mitsubishi XMs forecast figure. It is understood that a new car based on mitsubishi XM Concept Concept car, will be in Jakarta this date, and plan to month in mitsubishi factory put into production in Indonesia. tRKHuW]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    请问生娃后是什么体验?每天围绕宝宝吃喝拉撒睡就是全部的意义![泪]有木有!还有最忍不了的就是宝!宝!便!秘!,简直操碎了心~别担心了~夏日的宝宝“轻便”辅食—水果藕粉羹,清热解暑助消化,宝宝“便”轻松就是这么简单!现在带#轻便大作战#话题分享自己制作的同款辅食照片并@珍护专家团 还有机会获得...全文: m.weibo ​
[What is born after her experience? Every day around the meaning of the baby to eat and drink pull scatter sleep is all! [tears] ever! And the most cannot bear is the treasure! Treasure! Then! The secret! , fuck broken heart ~ ~ dont worry about the summer baby weightless side dish - fruit lotus root starch, clear heat good digestion, baby and easy is so simple! Now with # # topic portable against those with share their see photos and @ Jane care experts Still have a chance to get... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车:
    #交通万象# 知名博主告诉你:为什么走路不要看手机!最后……tRKHjhaR ​
[# # traffic vientiane well-known blogger tell you why walk dont look at mobile phone! And finally... tRKHjhaR]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
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MIUI:
    MIUI ,月日见。

另外,明天下午 点还有一个关于 #MIUI# 的big news公布,敬请期待! ​

[Became more and more beautiful MIUI, month. < br > < br > in addition, the points tomorrow afternoon there is a big news released about # MIUI#, please look! ​]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

优酷:
    #挑战者联盟# @陈学冬 捏脚生生被捏成了JPG模式,拿起穿了一天的袜子就想往嘴里塞,还好 @鄭元暢小綜 及时拦下来了,不然全国人民看你吃袜子了喂!#来优酷看挑战者联盟#
tRKQYruM ​

[# # @ cheney challenger alliance Pinch feet squarely to knead into JPG model, picked up in a day of socks you want to, mouth also good @ Joe cheng small ensemble Stopped in time. Otherwise, the national peoples socks you eat to see a hello! # youku to see challenger league # < br > tRKQYruM]

猫扑:
    【男子欲跳楼轻生,路过大妈:做样子[摊手]】月日,浙江嘉兴嘉善县一名男子坐在高楼楼顶欲轻生,引众人围观。一大妈路过表示:“要跳就跳下来,这种我看见最讨厌,死又不肯死,做死样...”当地派出所工作人员表示,男子暂时安全,警方正在跟进处理。#男子跳楼引大妈吐槽# tRKQiYCm ​
[The man want to jump off a building suicide, pass by Boyle do they like [stand hand]] month day, jiashan county, zhejiang jiaxing a man sitting on a skyscraper for suicide, lead the people watching. , said the aunt passed to jump jump down, this I see the hate, death and will not die, sample do die... Local police station, said the man temporarily safe, police are follow up processing. # man jumped to his aunt poking fun at # tRKQiYCm]

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金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:他出轨,现在选择回家,但是整个人一个颓废的状态。说是自己找不着活下去的动力,找不着积极向上努力的目标很迷茫,我没有一丁点儿的好,现在他的工作不顺利,朋友一般,我们两个人的感情又出现这样的问题。他都觉得自己没有生存的意义了,我不知道要怎么样让它走出现在的这种状态。...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend he cheated, are now choosing to go home, but a state of decadence. She could not find a dynamic, live find positive efforts to the goal of the confused, I dont have a tiny bit of good, now he didnt work well, friends, we two personal feelings appear such problem again. He felt that he hadnt the meaning of survival, I dont know how to make it out of this state now. ... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

猫扑:
    【许豪杰发博出示律师声明函】今日许豪杰发博称“公事公办 ​​​​”并且出示了律师声明函,表明要求个别网络用户立即停止侵权,并向他道歉,否则将会采取进一步法律维权措施。 ​
[[Xu Haojie hair bo show the lawyers letter] Xu Haojie hair bo today claim that business is business and presented the letter of attorney claims that the individual requirements of the network users to immediately stop the infringement, and apologize to him, otherwise will take further legal rights protection measures. ​]

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汽车之家:
    #国内谍照# 【全新设计风格 北汽威旺BQ路试谍照曝光】日前,我们从相关渠道获得了一组北汽威旺全新SUV——BQ的路试谍照。根据我们之前的报道,该车可以看做是北汽绅宝X的姊妹车型,其定位有望高于北汽威旺S。tRKHdzSG ​
[Domestic spy # # 【 new design style Baic wei wang zhen BQ road test photos exposure 】 recently, we from the relevant channels to obtain a set of baic wei prosperous new SUV - BQ road test photos. According to our previously reported, the car can be seen as baic saab X sister models, its location is expected to be higher than Beijing wei wang zhen S. tRKHdzSG]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    心情就好像坐上一台喷射机
[The mood is like sitting on a jet]

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Autobeta汽车杂志:
    国外小朋友开超跑,秀操作,扎心了有没有[doge] tRKQWtq ​
[Foreign children open supercar, show the operation, did the heart the doge tRKQWtq]

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