这音谁配的？！给我出来，尼玛笑死我了，尔康，我不要看网大，我看瞎了哈哈哈！ #东北插班生#造谣者，杖毙[笑cry]tRKEjRvW
[This sounds with who? ! Give me out, nima killing me, er kang, I dont see between, I saw a blind ha ha ha! # # northeast drop-in rumor mongers, rod [laugh cry] tRKEjRvW killed]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：刚到成都！大家能不能教我几句比较文明礼貌的夸人的本地方言，一会我应用一下！～ tRWJLuV
[Just to chengdu! You can teach me a few words more civility praised the local dialect, I applied a minute! ~ tRWJLuV]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：据说@大张伟 大老师和@胡海泉 泉哥，两位乐坛“老将”能擦出怎样的火花？@杨迪 @赵英俊 @主持人沈南 @汪聪 又将怎样走心？#举杯呵呵喝#第三期，明天（周四）早八点，优酷独家上线，敬请期待[小黄人剪刀手]@举杯呵呵喝官方微博
#酷剧场# tRKntcds
[@ kid is said to have great teachers and @ hu haiquan spring elder brother, two veteran can bring about sparks of what kind of music? @ yandi @ host Shen Na ying-jun zhao @ @ Wang Cong How to go the heart again? # glasses ha ha drink # ), tomorrow (Thursday) at eight o clock early, youku exclusive online, please look [yellow people scissorhands] @ glasses ha ha drink official weibo < br > # # tRKntcds cool theater]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【女子骂交警后称反正只能关小时 然后被拘天[允悲]】交警在执勤时，发现一女子电瓶车私装遮阳伞，将其拦下，要求她把遮阳伞现场拆除。女子拒绝并称，“我进就进去呗，反正只能拘留我小时，我搁这儿我开心我乐意。”[费解]↓↓然后就被拘留天[doge]↓↓tRKntLYk
[The woman called police say anyway only shut after hours Then the detention days allow grief 】 when the traffic police on duty, to find a woman (private install sunshade, it stopped, asked her sunshade removed at the scene. Woman refused and said, I went in bai, anyway can only be detained my hours, I put aside here and Im happy Id be happy to. [difficult] left left then [doge] left left tRKntLYk detention days]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
MIUI：#MIUI#内测招募，抢先体验报名中！围观#MIUI直播间# 获取更多爆料，转发送小米移动电源个！（tRKnQQ）
[# MIUI# closed the recruitment, the experience to sign up! Onlookers # beautiful MIUI studio # for more disclosure, forwarding to send millet mobile power! (tRKnQQ)]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
新浪汽车：#出行生活#大家想对这位机车哥说点什么呢？tRfRmXY
[Travel life # # you want to say to the locomotive elder brother? tRfRmXY]
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苍井空：好啊！测？感觉知识的想知道！在日本也参加预防艾滋病活动！这是好的意义。@科技小辛行，那我就帮你@苍井空 苍老师吧，只能帮你到这了，大家觉得呢？[笑而不语]@王自如ZEALER装啥装，偶像包袱太重直说，你要是能给我来个女神，我就测@科技小辛 我还很单纯呐，不是很懂你说的这些。
[Good! Measure? Want to know feel knowledge! In Japan to participate in AIDS prevention activities, too! This is a good meaning. @ small XinHang science and technology, then I can help you @ sora aoi sora, can only help you to this, do you think? [smiling without a word] @ king freely ZEALER pack what outfit, idol burden too heavy said, if you can give me a goddess, I @ measurement technology I also have a very simple, not very understand what you said that.]
大家好！我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱：solaaoi@sina
优酷：#春风十里不如你# 优酷君家的小白医生@陈奕龙 即将上线啦[鼓掌]@阿里家庭娱乐 正在送价值的海尔k电视（具体参与方式请戳图）[憧憬]转发此微博，@优酷君 就可以赢小白医生签名照哦。[爱你] #侧耳倾听只为你#
尼尼刀刀：直播一下，清凉一夏！我在一直播等你~（来自tRKnLY）APP下载地址：tRXnnozE
老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时，关键是我们如何利用它^o^
南方都市报：【全国最深地铁站埋深超米 相当于层楼高】最近，最大埋深米，深度居全国地铁站第一的重庆轨道号线红土地站在网上火了。其实，在轨道号线红土站下还有一个更深的站——轨道号线红土地站。记者从中铁六局重庆轨道交通号线土建标段了解到，轨道号线红土地站埋深达.米，相当于层楼的...全文： m.weibo
[The embedded depth of the deepest subway station super rice Equivalent to storeys high 】 recently, maximum depth meters, depth of the subway station in the first line of chongqing rail station fire on the Internet. In fact, under the rail line clay station and a deeper standing - rail line station. Reporters from China railway bureau of chongqing rail transit line no. building blocks, rail line station buried deep. Meters, equivalent to the floor... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：北京拟立法严整停车乱象：引导公众主动选择有位购车（源自：中新网）
[Beijing proposed legislation is orderly parking chaos to guide the public actively select a car (source Beijing)]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【上海外滩夜间打车乱象：元路程司机要价元[doge]】近日，来沪游玩的周先生在看完外滩夜景后，欲打车返回酒店。他连拦辆出租车，要么不停，要么“不打表”，一口价元…而当天他从酒店打车至外滩，仅花元。游客表示，出租车“坐地起价”很普遍[衰]↓↓tRKnqiMT
[【 a taxi on the bund at night mess yuan road driver for yuan [doge]] recently, Mr. Zhou for people to visit Shanghai after looking at the night at the bund, you would like to take a taxi to return to the hotel. He stopped a taxi, either constantly or not dozen table, price RMB... On a day when he take a taxi from the hotel to the bund, flower yuan only. Tourists said the taxi with common [failure] left left tRKnqiMT down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽：[允悲]
[[allow sad]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：正确答案福特 探界者，恭喜@HX丶杨，最快答对，请私信家家您的收货地址，我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中。
[Correct answer ford agent industry, congratulations @ HX, Yang, the fastest answer correctly, please direct messages every your shipping address, we will gift delivery to you as soon as possible.]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选：太好看了！@现未惜这是一个承诺。是一个信念。
[Is too good-looking! @ is not cherish it is a promise. Is a belief.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【水浒传鼓上蚤时迁遇强拆 如今沦为钉子户】岁获全国武术冠军、是李连杰师兄、因版《水浒传》饰演“鼓上蚤时迁”一角而红遍全国。然而面对拆迁队，功夫明星孟耿成经营了年的武术学校难逃被拆除的命运。望着被废墟和工地包围的学校，他感慨自己被“钉子户”了↓↓tRKnbraW
[The water margin on the drum flea move forced demolition Now reduced to a nail house 】 years won national wushu championship, is li brother, due to the version of the water margin play on the drum flea move corner and across the country. Facing demolition team, however, kung fu star Meng Gengcheng martial arts school business of years not escape the fate of the demolition. Looking at and site surrounded by the ruins of the school, he regrets that he was left left tRKnbraW nail households]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：预告月日, 有空一定来点歌哈，感受一下低配版薛之谦的魅力💅 tRKnbJJP
[预告月日, 有空一定来点歌哈，感受一下低配版薛之谦的魅力💅 tRKnbJJP ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑：这个提醒行人走路不要看手机的公益片真的很赞，看到最后 tRKnPGK
[This alert pedestrians walk dont look at mobile phone good really good, see tRKnPGK last]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【白银案嫌犯三鞠躬致歉：民事赔偿付不起 愿捐器官】白银案一审结束，法院将依法择日宣判。在庭审最后陈述时，高承勇面向家属三鞠躬致歉，表示民事赔偿付不起，愿意捐献器官，“救一个算一个”。但代理律师表示，关于高承勇捐献器官，他个人认为不具备可行性↓↓tRKnLri
[【 silver case suspect three bows to apologize civil compensation could not afford to pay Is willing to donate organs 】 silver case of first instance over, the court will set a sentence in accordance with the law. The trial final statement, the three bow Gao Chengyong family oriented, said civil compensation could not afford to pay, willing to donate organs, is a rescue. However, lawyers said about Gao Chengyong donor organs, he personally do not have left left tRKnLri feasibility]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：#国内谍照# 【搭载.T座设计 君马首款SUV谍照曝光】日前，我们从相关渠道获取到了一组君马首款SUV车型的最新路试谍照，据悉，新车未来将采用座布局，还将搭载一台.T涡轮增压发动机。此外，根据此前的消息，新车将有望于月亮相。tRKROIl
[Domestic spy # # 【 carry. T design Gentleman horse SUV photos exposure 】 recently, we obtained from relevant channels to a group of royal horse road test the latest spy SUV models, the new car in the future will use the layout, will also carry a. T turbocharged engine. In addition, according to the previous message, new car is expected to the moon. tRKROIl]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我在感情方面特别的玻璃心不能自我 ，喜欢我很久的人我不喜欢他，突然有天他把我删啦，我心里就不平衡 ，就会很难过 ，我也不知道我难过什么 ！我想问老师，怎么才能不玻璃心 ，真的想摆脱这样的心情！金山：玻璃心其实就是脆弱无能的同义语，是脆弱无能的美颜！现在很多年轻朋友很会...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I am in the emotional aspects of special glass cant self heart, like the people I dont like him, I for a long time, suddenly one day he put I delete, my in the mind is not balanced, will be very sad, I also dont know what I sad! I want to ask teacher, how can I not glass heart, really want to get rid of such a mood! Jinshan glass heart is fragile incompetent synonym, is a fragile cans beauty! Now many young friends is good... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
优酷：#军师联盟# 每当看到曹丕@李晨 和郭照@唐艺昕 这对官方CP，这种爱情是糖，却甜到忧伤。乱世中难得的平等，独立，为一人倾一生，心甘情愿，同甘共苦。[爱你]#酷剧场# （CR @唐三凯_Simona ） tRKEYst
[I saw of xelloss @ # mastermind alliance # and Guo Zhao @ Tang Yixin The official CP, this kind of love is a sugar, sweet to sorrow. Gone with the rare equality and independence, to one person life, willingly, share the joys and sorrows. Love you [] # # cool theater (CR @ tang three kay _Simona) tRKEYst]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【台北重大车祸 致死伤车受损】今天点分，台北市仰德大道发生预拌混凝土车连撞多辆汽机车的严重交通事故。截至目前，事故已造成人死亡、人受伤，车受损，波及处民宅。警方初步判断是预拌混凝土车刹车失灵所致。现场↓↓tRKnygxP
[The Taipei major car accident Death car damaged 】 today dotted, Taipei city Yang DE avenue in ready-mixed concrete car hit a vehicle more serious traffic accidents. So far, the accident has killed people, injured, and car damage, raiding home. The police preliminary judgment is caused by the ready-mixed concrete car brake failure. Left left tRKnygxP down at the scene]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
Autobeta汽车杂志：厉害了我的牧马人[哆啦A梦无奈]tRKYDyCF
[Much of my horsemen of doraemon helpless tRKYDyCF]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
微博搞笑排行榜：哈哈哈今天笑一天了[笑cry]@药琅嬛哈哈哈哈哈笑出猪叫啊哈哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊！！！
[Ha ha ha laugh a day today [laugh cry] @ medicine heavens library ha ha ha ha ha laugh in pig call mew ahaha ha ha mew ahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽：要买下了，估计火箭就是全中国球迷的主队了[允悲]
[Buy, estimate the rockets are all Chinese fans, the home teamallow sad]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#交通万象# 日，成都一小女孩被锁车内，车外温度已达℃，车内小女孩已昏迷不醒。民警赶忙砸碎车窗救出小女孩，右手也被碎玻璃划伤。孩子母亲发现后，竟还质问，为什么要砸烂车窗？tRKYuSV
[# # traffic all day, a small girl was locked the car, chengdu outside temperature reached ℃, inside the little girl has been in a coma. Policeman hurried to smash the window to save the little girl, the right hand is broken glass scratch. Mother discovered, unexpectedly also questioned, why want to break the window? tRKYuSV]
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最全面的车型数据；
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最丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【韩国.度高温美女主播泳池里报天气[色] 看完人更热了】今年夏天，韩国高温天气持续，甚至出现.度高温，创下年以来纪录。韩国YTN电视台的气象女主播于是穿着短裤，站在户外游泳池里报天气。许多韩国网友抱怨说，本来气温就高，看完让人更热了[污]↓↓tRKnLlfr
[[South Korea. The degree of high temperature anchorwoman pool to it [color] see perfect more hot this summer, South Korea hot weather continued, appear even. Degrees of high temperature, a record year. South Korean YTN television anchorwoman meteorological and wearing shorts, standing at the weather in the outdoor swimming pool. Many Korean netizens complained that the original temperature is high, finish see more hot [pollution] left left tRKnLlfr down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
尼尼刀刀：直播一下，清凉一夏！我在一直播等你~（来自tRKnLY）APP下载地址：tRXnnozE tRWZszb
[Live, a cool summer! I wait for you in a live ~ (from tRKnLY) APP download address tRXnnozE tRWZszb]
老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时，关键是我们如何利用它^o^
小米手机：#MIUI# 开启内测招募！转发抽送台任意颜色#小米# [憧憬]
[# MIUI# open closed recruiting! Forward pumping station any color # # millet [hope]]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
猫扑：【山西两女子深夜电梯间被抢 遭持刀抵脖拖行】月日，山西长治，一女子在电梯里遭同乘男子持刀抵住脖子拖出电梯。十几分钟后，另一女子在等电梯时，遭该男子尾随并被拖至楼梯间，后撞上赶来的小区保安，男子拔腿就跑。目前警方未公布案件详情。（via新京报我们视频）tRKEsImX
[【 shanxi two womens late-night elevator was robbed by a knife for neck dragged 】 month day, shanxi changzhi, a woman was in the elevator with a man with a knife against neck pulled out the elevator. Ten minutes later, another woman waiting for the elevator when the man followed and dragged to the staircase, hit came after, small area public security men ran. The police did not release details case at present. TRKEsImX (via Beijing news we video)]
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优酷：#大张伟静止# 上次看到@大张伟 大老师这么正经的唱《静止》，还是十几年前！回归真我的大张伟尽在优酷[亲亲]#举杯呵呵喝#！tRKnfX
[# # kid still see @ kid last time Sing static big teacher so serious, or more than ten years ago! To return my kid in youku [kiss] # # glasses ha ha drink! tRKnfX]
一块去旅行：天津。
[Tianjin. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
微博汽车：#微博汽车事故直播# 河北石家庄一辆出租车自燃，洒水车直喷灭火，机智！tRKehLA
[Live # # weibo car accident hebei shijiazhuang a taxi spontaneous combustion, sprinkler spray extinguishing, wit! tRKehLA]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
大S：剛買了一件褲管很寬的飄飄褲，時髦到爆，昨天穿上街覺得自己拉風極了！走在忠孝東路上人車鼎沸，結果踩到褲管，當場飛撲！手腳都摔傷了！當場我就哭了，太丟臉了！今天我還是穿了這條褲子，我就不信駕馭不了它。
[Just bought a trousers wide is pants, fashionable to explode, wear street yesterday feel vain! Walking in the zhongxiao here is buzzing, results on trousers, swoop on the spot! Hands and feet are hurt himself! I wept on the spot, is a disgrace! Today I was wearing this pair of trousers, I not letter do not handle it. ]
眾生皆平等 萬物皆有靈
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