冷笑话精选：
熊跟同伴吹牛：说出来你们可能不信，昨天俄罗斯人邀请我坐同一辆摩托兜风！我一点事都没有[二哈]
同伴：感动吗？不敢动……[允悲]
tRKQcPo
[Said brag with companion bear out you may not believe that the Russian people invited me yesterday to sit the same motorbike for a ride! I dont have any thing [two ha] < br > < br > companion moved? Cant move... [allow sad] < br > tRKQcPo]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
努力努力再努力x：《#赛车总动员#极速挑战》定档！没错 黑风暴杰克逊 就是我啦 师父 准备好接受我的挑战了吗？[并不简单] @黄磊微博 @皮克斯官方微博 @迪士尼电影
[No file that the # # the car general mobilization extreme challenges! Thats right Dark storm Jackson is my teacher ready to accept my challenge? [] are not simple @ Huang Leiwei bo @ pixars official weibo @ Disney movie]
张艺兴
视频之家：卧槽，这货得见一次打一次[笑cry] tRKQMkRn
[Oh my god, this goods have to see a play a [laugh cry] tRKQMkRn]
有趣视频聚聚地！关注我一个就够了！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
思想聚焦：你想到了谁？
[Who did you think of? ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
我的朋友是个呆B：王大陆请求加为好友[doge] tRKQMExZ
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
同道大叔：别看射手平常嘻嘻哈哈的，真要生气了，你是怎么哄都哄不好的。谢谢。
[Although striker common xi xi ha ha, really want to angry, how do you coax coax bad. thank you ]
星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
人民日报：【摔跤吧男孩！出生就没有双腿，岁的他练成摔跤手[good]】“我没有双腿，但这不是借口！”岁的Isaiah Bird从出生就没有双腿，但是他却成了摔跤手，爱好多种体育项目。他的恩师说，Bird不相信自己比其他孩子弱，他总会努力试着做到更好。加油！[心]tRKHpQOL
[【 wrestling boy! Was born without legs, at the age of his practice wrestlers [good]] I dont have legs, but this is not an excuse! , Isaiah Bird from was born without legs, but he became a wrestler, like many kinds of sports. His teacher said, weak Bird dont believe in yourself than other children, he is always trying to try to do better. Come on! [heart] tRKHpQOL]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
伊能靜：纽约⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯女子嘿社会⋯⋯⋯。[酷]
嘿！再瞅我，我削你喔！[怒罵]
秦老师教的，地道不？！[偷笑]
第一张、第二张小王子拍的妈妈。
風景Photo By @看图说桦
完美。
[心]
用最安静的力量，穿过人世。以音乐以歌以文字，疗愈生命。（工作訊息-- 于先生）
头条新闻：#视野#【张玉安：原来只有受害者在学历史，加害者却不学[摊手]】近日，韩国某综艺节目，中日韩三国代表讨论各国历史课。中韩代表表示，两国历史课都是必修课。而日本代表则称，到了高中历史就成选修，且只学到二战前。中国代表张玉安：“原来只有受害者在学历史，加害者却不学。”tRKYlEhZ
[View # # 【 yu-an zhang originally only victims in learning history, inflicter but not learn [stand hand]] recently, a variety show, South Korea, China, South Korea and Japan on behalf of discussing history. China and South Korea on behalf of the said, the two countries was a required course for history class. While Japans representative said that in the high school history into elective, and only learned before the second world war. The representative of China yu-an zhang originally only victims in learning history, inflicter but not learn. tRKYlEhZ]
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这里是美国：仅凭深吸一口气，就敢潜入全世界最深的水池，这个法国潜水运动员厉害了！！跳下去的一瞬间腿软了。。。tRKpaRq
[With only a deep breath, dare sneak into the worlds deepest pool, the French diving athlete much!!!!! The moment of jump leg soft... tRKpaRq]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
是VC呀_：我看到的&你们看到的[拜拜]
三小时后抽[爱你]
[I see & you see [bynum] < br > < br > hours after smoking [love] you]
「刚刚好、幸福」
阿拉蕾雅涵：今天你笑了吗？哈哈哈哈[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]………
[You smiled today? [ha ha ha ha ha ha (ha ha)] (haha)......... ]
活动邮箱：yahanbaby@vip.
英国那些事儿：当小鸟扇动翅膀的频率，恰好与摄像头的帧速率相似…就会拍出小鸟仿佛悬浮在空中的奇妙画面……有趣了[小黄人高兴]tRKQiTYl
[As the frequency of the birds wing, just the frame rate is similar to that of a camera... Will take the bird as if suspended in the air the wonderful picture of... Interesting tRKQiTYl [yellow people happy]]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
英国报姐：外网的一个帖子，当“绿巨人”马克鲁法洛(Mark Ruffalo)见到别的演员时的反应。一股浓浓的迷弟风，有点萌[二哈](imgurMusal)
[Outside a post, when the hulk his fro (Mark Ruffalo) to see the effects of other actors. A strong wind fan brother, a bit of two ha] [(imgurMusal)]
订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
IAN许豪杰：公事公办
[Business is business]
只是个up主 不是网红 || 微信公众号xuhaojie || 基督徒一枚||
卧蚕阿姨：都是买来打算这期送你们的 可以说是很得意了自己在家玩了一天哈哈哈[笑而不语]
希望有生之年每个人都中过我的奖 收过我的礼物！[并不简单]
来自己选一个表情 ╮(￣▽￣)╭ 越看越魔性
[Are bought to this period of time to send you can be very proud of his play at home for a day, ha, ha, ha [smiling without a word] < br > hope as long as everyone in my award received my gift! [] are not simple < br > to choose a facial expression ╮ (￣ del ￣) ╭ more see more ones]
工作请联系邮箱：wocanayi@ 美妆店：BEAUTY WOW ins：wocanayi
新浪娱乐：#午间话题# 最近《我的前半生》中凌玲火到不行，饰演者吴越被骂到关掉评论。角色的入木三分刷新了不少人的认知，仿佛打开了第三者上位的新大门，不禁让人想起《还珠格格》里的知画。一个是温柔体贴的新职场女性，一个是精通琴棋书画的大家闺秀，当凌玲遇上知画，谁的胜算大一点？
[# # noon topic recently in the first half of my LingLing fire to no, star wu yue is to turn off the comment. Role play to refresh their perception of many people, as if the new doors opened the third party host, reminiscent of the princess huanzhu in the know. A new career womens gentle, one is the master of unique romance of good family, when LingLing in painting, who are a bit bigger? ]
新浪娱乐
喵星人的喵星球：猫咪一不小心打开了水龙头，一脸懵逼，哈哈哈哈哈哈我都干了啥！tRKjtKWi
[Cats always turned on the tap, a face of meng force, ha ha ha ha ha ha Ive done nothing! tRKjtKWi]
做一只，有态度的喵星人。合作联系：shangwu@hamelon
走之井二：“很多女生有了对象 朋友就越来越少 好好珍惜你的单身女闺蜜 指不定哪天说没就没了 ”
[A lot of girl friend is less and less with object Cherish your single female friends Sometime which said they dont have a]
总有一句话是你的故事！
秒拍：终于找到完整视频了！年张学友演唱会， 关之琳作为神秘嘉宾出场，简直像一个小公主一般美的发光！在那个没有PS的年代，倾国倾城也不过如此了吧！[舔屏][舔屏]#秒拍#tRKTego
[Finally find a complete video! In concert Jacky cheung, rosamund kwan, as mystery guest appearances, like a little princess general beauty shine! In those without PS times, truly so much! [lick screen] [lick screen] take # tRKTego # s]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
全球健身中心：种徒手腹肌训练动作，总有一款适合你！赶紧马走虐爆你的腰腹！ [酷] tRKQMxHX
[Kind of unarmed abdominal muscle training action, there is always a suitable for you! Horse abuse blasting your waist and abdomen quickly! [cool] tRKQMxHX]
最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
韩国me2day：【news】[EXO目标是白金唱片] 今日,#EXO#出席正规辑发行记者会.采访环节中,对于新专辑
对于主打曲#kokobop#
[[news] [exobiology goal is platinum] today, # EXO# issued wanted to attend regular press conference. In interview link, for THE new album < THE WAR >. # # chan yeol said our high participation, this album is a witness to our growth. On THE way to attend THE press conference today, got THE new album pre-sale volume to break after a message, THE members are all very excited, imagine thanks fans. < br > for main # kokobop#]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
极品爆料王：宝宝很绝望啊，能这么干，一定是#亲生#的哈哈哈[笑cry]tRKQJXX
[Baby very despair, can do it, must be # # biological ha ha ha laugh cry tRKQJXX]
你开心就好
央视新闻：【民航局回应“岁儿童未购票乘机事件”：无故意逃票行为】日，吉祥航空HO航班发现一名岁儿童没有登机牌。民航局航空安全办公室副主任李继承今日回应：名旅客是首次乘飞机，误以为.米以下儿童不用买票，无故意逃票行为，不构成违法犯罪行为。当晚时，经警方教育给予放行。(央视记者郑连凯)
[The civil aviation administration in response to children aged not buy tickets to events no ticket behavior intentionally 】, the airline HO flights to find an old children without a boarding pass. Vice director of office of civil aviation safety ji-cheng li today response passengers are flying for the first time mistake. Meters below the children dont have to buy a ticket, not intentionally train behavior, does not constitute a criminal behavior. That night, the police education give release. (CCTV reporter zheng Andrew Lin)]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
热门搞笑排行榜：唱歌不是我最厉害的地方，卧槽！又是一个妖孽呀！快闭嘴，不然我这一掌下去，你可能会毙命！[拜拜][拜拜] tRKQMFBi
[Singing is not the place, Im the best! Another uber! Fast shut up, or I this palm down, you might be killed! [bynum] [bynum] tRKQMFBi]
关注@热门搞笑排行榜，获得每日新鲜笑料...^_^【扣扣：】
wu2198：给大家看看技术图，回贴中连环签！tRKQXiVY
[For everyone to look at the charts, serial in the post to sign! tRKQXiVY]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
正常人办不出这种事儿：论女生一个人外出如果遇到人贩子强行认亲时怎么做？看完整个给跪了！！！[拜拜]
[Concerning the girl go out alone if you encounter when traffickers forcibly endeavoured to do? Look at the whole to kneel!!!! [bynum]]
本中心宣传口号：扬我国威振兴中华。精神病人思维广，弱智儿童欢乐多『内有限制级的小秘密哟』
财经网：【中国后或成“不买房一代”：不愿为了买房降低生活质量】调查显示，拥有自己住房，仍是后毕业生的刚性需求，但他们当中只有三分之一接受“为了买房，我愿意降低生活质量”；而选择“如果要背上沉重的房贷，我宁愿不买房”的超过了%。这些更看重个人价值的后，可能成为“不买房一代”。
[【 China or after a dont buy generation dont want to lower the quality of life for houses 】 according to the survey, have their own housing, the rigid demand still is after graduate, but only a third of them accept to buy a house, I am willing to lower the quality of life. And choose if you want to back a heavy mortgage, I prefer not to buy more than %. It is possible that these value after the individual value, more dont buy a generation. ]
商务合作： 廖先生 QQ ： 邮箱：kailiao@caijing
北京人不知道的北京事儿：#北京事儿#【千辆共享单车霸道 路人与车抢行…[衰]】北京市朝阳区，几千辆共享单车占了多半人行道，还占据了辅路的一条车道，骑车人和一些行人走上机动车道，路过的机动车也只得减速通行。 tRKCMLk
[# # about Beijing 【 thousand Shared bicycle bullying Passers-by to controlling of the car... [failure] 】 the chaoyang district in Beijing, thousands of Shared bicycle accounted for most sidewalks, also occupies a driveway, so some cyclists and pedestrians on the roadway, passing vehicles have to slow down traffic. tRKCMLk]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
猫扑：【尴尬！#交警开违法车查违法# 当场被打脸[允悲]】安徽阜阳交警在执法中，拦下一辆号牌少安两颗螺丝的货车，争论过程中，车主发现交警的车也少装了两颗螺丝[尴尬]受到质疑后，交警称他们是特殊车辆。阜阳警方回应正在调查此事，而记者咨询北京交警获知，不论安装几颗螺丝，只要固封安装未破坏就不该处
[[embarrassed! # # police check illegal illegal car was on the spot face [allow sad]] anhui fuyang in law enforcement, the police stopped a plate less Ann two screws of the truck, in the process of the debate, the owner found less traffic police car with two screws [embarrassed] after being questioned, the police said they are special vehicles. Fuyang police response is investigating, consulting Beijing traffic police and reporters learned that no matter the installation a few screws, as long as the enclosed installation without damage is not there]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
新浪体育：跳水比赛上的一幕：小哥誓死要完成自己的跳水梦想，突破层层围追堵截，边跑边脱，最后甩掉保安，纵身一跳，圆了梦想，并向观众致谢…………这，一定是来搞笑的！[笑而不语]tRKQz
[Diving competition on the scene the little brother to finish her diving to the dream, break through layer upon layer under siege, running off, finally get rid of the security guard, a jump, round a dream, and thanked the audience............ This, must be funny! [smiling without a word] tRKQz]
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紫光阁：【有的党员干部不信马列信宗教，必须引起我们高度警醒！】《关于新形势下党内政治生活的若干准则》规定，党员不准信仰宗教，这是党员不能触碰的红线。@求是 近日刊发《做好宗教工作必须讲政治》，文中称，对已信教的党员干部，要通过思想教育使其放弃宗教信仰，经教育后仍坚持不改，必须进行组织处理！
[【 some party members and cadres not faith marxist religion, must cause our high alert!] About some guidelines of the partys political life under the new situation, party members are not allowed to be religious, this is the party member cant touch the red line. @ realistic recently published do a good job must speak religious politics, this paper, according to the religious party members and cadres, to give up religious belief by ideological education and after education still doesnt change, must be organized to deal with! ]
《紫光阁》杂志是国务院系统的重要党刊，被誉为党刊园地的一面旗帜，党员干部的良师益友。
我的前任是极品：有哪些让你感叹「写出这种句子的人，我十辈子都追不上了」的句子？
[What make you sigh, write the sentences, are all not overtake me ten life of the sentence? ]
【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】
环球时报：【岁老奶奶自学成才，提笔就作畅销油画[给力]】福建宁德的岁高奶奶不识字，她从今年三月开始学习画油画，全凭感觉画画。如今，创作的作品已经挂满了好几层楼，北京上海等地的游客们都慕名来买画，销量蹭蹭的往上涨！@梨视频 tRKTvkF
[The old granny self-taught, just as a popular painting [to]] at the age of ningde of fujian province high illiterate, grandma she from march this year began to learn painting paintings, all by feel to paint. Today, work has hung with several floors, places such as Beijing and Shanghai tourists traveled to buy painting, Dally to increase sales! @ pear video tRKTvkF]
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