北美吐槽君:
“一次洗头的掉发量,还不算吹干”
[A shampoo hair, not blow dry]
吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
#温网# 此时此刻的全英俱乐部,还在的来举下手。
[# # at this moment the all England club, wimbledon is still in the hands. ]
新浪网球频道官方微博,覆盖国内外网球赛事报道,国内最权威的网球资讯平台。这微博笑死我了:
这真是一场势均力敌别开生面的激烈比赛啊[笑cry]tRKLooO
[It was a very colse special intense game [laugh cry] tRKLooO]
感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •)神店通缉令:
我想看看你们都在干嘛
[I want to see you are all doing]
(合作qq:)微信公z号:tuijian 快上车,来不及解释了打呼噜的可爱:
..新闻。#英国#加的夫市Cardiff的古兰经学者,岁的Mohammed Haji Sadiq性侵了个稚龄穆斯林女童,被判刑年。
他现在在当地的Madina mosque清真寺工作。他至少性接触了个岁以内的女童。以前,-在Woodville Road mosque清真寺上班,也性侵了女童。
他在古兰经课程上,让女童背
[.. The news. # # the Cardiff city Cardiff koranic scholar, old Mohammed Haji Sadiq sexual assault Muslim girls, a young age was jailed for years. < br > < br > he is now in a local Madina mosque mosques. He at least within the age of sexual contact with a girl. Ago, - in the Woodville Road mosque mosques, work also abuse the girl. < br > < br > he on the Koran course, let the back of the girls]
爱美,爱生活,爱自由,爱真理针叶林的世界:
谁还没睡?
[Who havent sleep? ]
生活绝不是眼前那点儿苟且吃吃喝喝玩遍北美:
#吃吃喝喝在北美# 【造型炫酷的暗黑料理,让人精神为之一振】很多餐厅喜欢在摆盘上下文章,这本来没问题,然而,有的餐厅老板用力过猛,结果跑偏了……让我们一起来欣(tu)赏(cao)一下这些脑洞造型吧
[# # for drinks in North America [modelling cool diablo, let a person feel refreshed 】 many restaurants like articles on plate, it is no problem, however, some restaurant owners too hard, as a result of the wandering... Lets sing (tu) reward (cao) these modelling of imagination]
名侦探吴亦凡:
粉丝私信我,西安流浪猫收养群里有人收养流浪奶猫拿去活喂蜈蚣[微笑]既然你虐猫没人管你,那么你这些弓箭在不在管制范围内?你养的眼镜蛇、巨人蜈蚣属不属于保护动物?[微笑] @西安公安 @中国小动物保护协会
[Fans direct messages I, xi an stray cat adoption in the group of people to adopt the stray cat milk to live feed the centipede [smiles] since nobody tube you abuse your cat, then you the bow and arrow is beyond the scope of controls? You have the cobra, and the giant centipede does not belong to protect animals? [smiles] @ xi an public security @ China small animal protection association]
曝光所有欺诈和不公平的事,欢迎私信行走旅行人生:
你一定不会相信,在湖北也有这样一个人间仙境——湖北恩施鹤峰屏山峡谷。有时间去看看吧!
[You wont believe, have such a fairyland in hubei, hubei enshi hefeng pingshan canyon. Have the time to look at! ]
微博知名旅行博主 新浪自媒体 合作请私信西安站前东所:
原来牙膏还有这么多神奇技能,涨姿势了!可以马住试试![并不简单] tRoCeeN
[Originally toothpaste have so much magic skills, higher position! Can a horse live try! Is not a simple tRoCeeN]
该平台只做宣传用途,有紧急情况或者报警,请立即拨打报警电话报警求助!VXxianzqdongsuo码饭:
#川普美国政治娱乐新时代# 之川普普京会面。
[# # trump entertainment new era in American politics trump Mr Putin meeting. ]
离开,是为了回来。健康-生活小常识:
清早起来动动,排出毒素轻轻,赶走疲劳,清醒一整天,走起![鼓掌]
[Rose early move, get rid of toxins, gently away fatigue, awake all day, start! [applause.]]
@健康-生活小常识 喜爱健康知识的亲们,欢迎【✚加关注】QQ ◕‿◕ 欢迎QQ或私信垂询!微店铺:康乐医佳专营店迷妹_g:
去死吧傻帽[微笑][微笑]
[Go to dead gosling [smiles] [smiles]]
柚子味的璐璐儿_:
到底做小哥哥还是小姐姐 🗣
[到底做小哥哥还是小姐姐 🗣 ]
我会给你留面子 也希望你长脑子South-_:
[二哈][二哈][二哈]我就笑笑不说话哈哈哈[小黄人高兴][小黄人高兴]
[[two ha] [two ha] [two ha] I smile not to talk ha ha ha [yellow people happy] [yellow people happy]]
很苦 很酷技能大叔:
如果你现在还是个胖子,那么这个视频一定要练!分钟的训练视频,强过跑步机上跑小时,就算第一次练习也会有成效!!前面是女生教程,后面是男生教程,每周坚持三次,一个月后你会看到自己的改变![耶]tRfBabkL
[If you is a fatty, now this video must practice! Minutes of training video, better than a treadmill hour, will be effective even if the first practice!!!!! Is the girl in front of the tutorial, followed by a boy tutorial, insist on three times a week, a month later you will see your change! [and] tRfBabkL]
我是大叔,纯良的那种!有好内容欢迎私信投稿彭佳慧:
從早上十點離開家裡到機場,台北、上海、換高鐵到徐州、再坐車到連雲港~~~個小時💪🏻終於可以躺平在舒服的床上啦❤晚安喔💋😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
[从早上十点离开家里到机场,台北,上海,换高铁不到徐州,再坐汽车不到联云港~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~个小点💪🏻结束于可以躺平驻法屋内进水啦❤注意ebwin💋😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘]
唱唱唱 演出聯繫經紀人:蘇小恬 微信ID su 聯絡信箱:su@gmail后沙月光本尊:
法新社月日消息,联合国以票赞成、票反对、票弃权通过了在全球范围内禁止核武器公约。这是历史上第一次。
该公约旨在禁止并在全球范围内消除核武器。
[哈哈]不过,美中俄英法均未参加该公约谈判[挖鼻]投票的,你们大家开心就好
[AFP, news, the United Nations to votes for, against, abstentions adopted the convention on the prohibition of nuclear weapons worldwide. This is the first time in history. < br > the convention to ban and elimination of nuclear weapons worldwide. < br > (haha), however, has not been beauty between China and Britain and France to attend the convention negotiations [dig nose] vote, it is good to all of you happy]
车行过,这难忘的城市 是春雨的那一夜,请原谅我悄悄离开精选星座微博:
我这人就是这脾气,只要别人不理我的,我不会再硬着脸皮去打扰,你若对我沉默,我也只好对你冷漠。
[I this person is the temper, as long as people ignore me, I wont bother, harden your face if you are silent to me, I also had to indifference to you. ]
星座这玩意儿,怪得很~~关注@精选星座微博,为您网罗最给力的星座蜜语!!合作请私信Her9191:
老子微博好友跟死人子一样 [蜡烛]
[Lao tze weibo friends like the dead child [candle]]
最爱丶微小説:
人生是一场旅程。我们经历了几次轮回,才换来这个旅程。而这个旅程很短,因此不妨大胆一些,不妨大胆一些去爱一个人,去攀一座山,去追一个梦……有很多事我都不明白。但我相信一件事。上天让我们来到这个世上,就是为了让我们创造奇迹。
——《大鱼海棠》
[Life is a journey. We had several samsara, just for this journey. And the journey is very short, so might as well bold, might as well bold to love a person, go to climb a mountain, chasing a dream... There are many things I dont understand. But I believe one thing. God let us come to this world, is in order to let us create miracle. < br > < br > - big Chinese flowering crabapple]
微信公众号:weixiaoshuo 合作QQ说到就要做到啊黄小宝:
不知道为什么总是失眠
感觉已经可以起床看日出了
[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[Dont know why I always insomnia, < br > feeling already can get up to watch the sunrise < br > [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
.. 两年屁子子子子子_:
喝开心了就想男友[兔子]
[A happy drunk like boyfriendrabbit]
RENNEDM:
[淚][淚]好笨
[[tears] [tears] good stupid]
黄敏大叔永城:
.. 之 失眠的夜
[.. The sleepless night]
国际注册反欺诈调查师;悬疑小说作家。代表作品《秘密调查师》系列;科幻长篇小说《复苏人》等--人生往往比故事更富有戏剧性。我们天生偏执狂:
-
我会等你
这世界上有一千种等待
最好的那一种叫做来日可期
我愿意站在这里
从这一秒开始倒数
等待多年后的相遇
cr.中四叽
[- < br > < br > I will wait for you < br > there are one thousand species in the world waiting for < br > the best stage that a called for < br > I am willing to stand here < br > < br > from bottom starting from the second to wait for years after meeting < br > < br > cr. The four ji]
生来偏执 如何折衷________工作交流请联系QQ吴宗宪:
騰訊 #开心相对论# 歡樂收官
期待第一期上線
@詹子晴丫頭 @陈汉典
[Tencent # # happy relativity joy MSC < br > < br > looking forward to the first phase of online @ yako wench @ Chen]
演艺业务请联系 潇潇 微信号:Rakers 信箱:hsiao@gmail每天教你学做菜:
日本一网友前些天喂了干脆面一些食物,结果这几天家门口就经常有新鲜的栗子!!!
[Japan a net friend the other day to feed the flat surface of some food, the result is often these days home have fresh chestnuts!!!!!! ]
爱美食,爱生活,分享美食作法,分享美食资讯.合作qq每日笑话百科:
国外一对非常可爱的兄妹,每次当哥哥拿出手机放《Despacito》这首歌时,妹妹总会无论何时何地立马开始尬舞。。。哈哈哈看完感觉被洗脑了[哈哈][哈哈] tRKLEve
[Abroad a very lovely brother and sister, every time when my brother put out his phone and Despacito this song, my sister always no matter when and where to start full dance... [ha ha ha ha ha, after watching feel brainwashed] [ha ha] tRKLEve]
每日搜寻全球各个角落的笑话、趣事,锁定笑话频道,多一点惊喜与感动!本博所有内容均来自网络或网友 合作请私信!合作QQ热头像集:
“ 枕头里藏满了发了霉的梦 梦里住满了无法拥有的人”
[The pillow hidden musty full dream a dream full of people cant have]
请叫我头像妹,爱搬运,爱分享的小丫头。CP少女头像:
“我希望我喜欢的人每天缠着我
缠着我聊天
每天问我 都去哪里了呀 都干嘛了呀
看见好玩的事第一个分享我
我喜欢被喜欢的人粘着”
[I hope I like of the person every day pestering me < br > pestering my chat < br > every day ask me where to go to the ah Why ah < br > see fun first share my < br > I like to be like of the person stick]
关注我今天一定会有好运,也会脱单哦~❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ: 赵天宇Koss:
#明日之子##盛世独秀薛之谦##盛世魔音华晨宇# 今天晚上八点准时收看腾讯视频[作揖] 我和魔音赛道的小哥哥们一起为独秀的小哥哥们加油哦🙏 致敬薛之谦老师 特别认真负责的一位老师 也真的是很幽默 🤓希望各位加油 大家明天好好发挥 明天见[爱你] tRKLYUD
[#明日之子##盛世独秀薛之谦##盛世魔音华晨宇# 今天晚上八点准时收看腾讯视频[作揖] 我和魔音赛道的小哥哥们一起为独秀的小哥哥们加油哦🙏 ZhiJingXueZhiQianLaoShi TeBieRenZhenFuZeDeYiWeiLaoShi YeZhenDeShiHenYouMo 🤓希望各位加油 Everyone to play tomorrow. See you tomorrow love you [] tRKLYUD]
我是种草囤货菌:
有哪些网购能买到的冷门却有趣的东西?
[What are the online can buy less popular but interesting things? ]
推广合作QQ:(是Q号不是Q名,不要加错被骗)触动心灵的英文短句:
△
回忆是一段桥,却是通往寂寞的牢。
Memory is a bridge , is leading to the lonely prison.
[Delta < br > < br > memory is a bridge, but leads to the prison of loneliness. < br > < br > the Memory is a bridge, is leading to the lonely prison.]
全天小时不停更新那些触动你心灵的文字合作QQ
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