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我的前任是极品：
看到s内转走你会遇到久违的惊喜。！
[See s dantian go You can meet a stranger. ! ]

【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】

拜托啦学妹：
给你一次机会，你想对你未来的老公（老婆）说点什么？看到最后，满满的感动。亲爱的，请一定要在未来等着我。[心]tRKfYNA #拜托啦学妹#
[Give you a chance, do you want to say to your future husband (wife)? See finally, full of moving. Dear, please be sure to wait for me in the future. [heart] tRKfYNA # please junior #]

一个只属于大学生的街访

视频工坊：
只因停车时候踹了狗一下，这只狗竟然叫来了一群狗，把车砸了！ [摊手] tRKiDHY
[Because of parking time kicking the dog, the dog was called to a group of dogs, smashed the car! [stand hand] tRKiDHY]

知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

微博搞笑排行榜：
“你愿意嫁给我吗”“当然了！”
一口气看完视频后，榜姐内心感触颇深。
在爱情里，相爱却无法在一起是什么体验______________________________
tRKpOozB
[Will you marry me? of course! a sigh of relief after watching the video, the elder sister a list of inner feelings. in love, love each other but not together what experience ______________________________ tRKpOozB]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

神经兄弟：
《三国有嘻哈》：东汉末年一场说唱battle中，诸葛亮竟做出绝地反击……[doge]tRKqI
[Three state-owned hip-hop in the eastern han dynasty last years a rap battle, zhuge liang was a jedi fight back... [doge] tRKqI]

原创搞笑视频作者

江宁公安在线：
刚才刷了一下今天有n多人咨询这个短信报警平台的问题，集中说一下。首先短信报警平台这个事儿当然是真的，警方发过很多很多这方面的宣传，但是也确实如图中所说很多人还是不知道。短信报警平台是全国性质的报警平台，而且是早从年就开始建设的全国短信报警平台，年年宣传年年加强
[Just brush off today n many people consulting this SMS alarm platform, centralized said. First SMS alarm platform this thing is true, of course, the police sent a lot of this aspect of the propaganda, but also do as shown in figure said in a lot of people still dont know. SMS alarm platform is the nature of the alarm, and it is from the early years began construction of the SMS alarm platform, propaganda strengthening year by year every year]

、有警情一定要及时拨打，戳警察蜀黍是不一定能及时看到的！、查找经典贴文请点blog.sinajngazx

回忆专用小马甲：
动物之间暖暖的爱，这碗狗粮就当夜宵了[心]
[Warm warm love between animals, this bowl of dog food taken late at night when the [heart]]

《愿无岁月可回头》

芒果娱乐：
张艺兴吴昕
tRKIMTZ
快乐大本营表演《快乐崇拜》
#芒果娱乐#
[lay Xin wu tRKIMTZ happy camp performance for the worship of the # # mango entertainment]

创立于年的娱乐媒体，合作投稿请私信。无沟通无合作！

头条新闻：
【厉害了！世界上穿越沙漠戈壁最长的高速路今天通车！】今天,世界上穿越沙漠、戈壁最长的京新高速内蒙古、甘肃、新疆三省区路段同时通车，北京到新疆实现全程高速！京新高速穿越戈壁、荒漠地区和无人区,使北京到乌鲁木齐距离缩短多公里。tRKptZuE 你想@ 谁一起自驾去？
[【 much! Across the gobi desert in the worlds longest highway traffic today! Today, the worlds longest across the desert and gobi Beijing new high-speed in Inner Mongolia, gansu, xinjiang province road traffic at the same time, Beijing to xinjiang to achieve high speed! Beijing new high-speed crossing the gobi, desert region, and no mans land, make the distance from Beijing to urumqi by many kilometers. TRKptZuE @ who drive together do you want to go? ]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

思想聚焦：
很可惜，最好的你和最好的我不在同一时期。
[Unfortunately, the best you and Im not in the same period. ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

央视新闻：
【正在直播！摩托车夜间扰民？查处！】炎炎夏日，当你进入梦乡，有没有过突然被剧烈响动的摩托车噪音吵醒的经历？在银川市，交警分局的飓风行动队来了！针对违法改装摩托车，噪声大扰民的，大排量超速的，酒驾的，交警蜀黍有绝招，看直播！ tRKfwr .
[【 nuisance is live! Motorcycle night? Investigate! Sorching summer, when you enter the dreamland, intense noise of motorcycle noise ever was suddenly wake up? Hurricane in yinchuan, the traffic police bureau squad is coming! Against illegal modification motorcycles, large noise nuisance, large displacement speeding, drunk driving, the traffic police sorghum has unique skills, watching live! TRKfwr.]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

视频之家：
给你们换台笔记本吧！！万众瞩目的Apple笔记本电脑一台，办公娱乐的最佳选择！喜欢就抱走吧！[摊手]
[Give your laptop!!!!! A highly anticipated Apple notebook, office and entertainment the best choice! Like to hug!!!! [stand hand]]

有趣视频聚聚地！关注我一个就够了！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

知不才：
#中国有嘻哈#
Vbattle 小青龙VS辉子
tRKMHdW
[# # China with hip-hop Vbattle small qinglong VS HuiZi tRKMHdW]

恭喜你你被逮捕了

韩国me2day：
【naverblog】帅气满分的#郑容和#!期待回归[憧憬](crlogo)
[The # Zheng Rong handsome naverblog 】【 full marks and #! Looking forward to return to [hope] (crlogo)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

电影工厂：
近日HBO放出了《权力的游戏》～季精华回顾特辑，每一秒都是经典啊！ tRKiTM
[HBO recently released game of thrones essence review special ~ season, every second is a classic! tRKiTM]

主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！

央视新闻：
【中国跳水队斩获本届世锦赛首金！[威武]】国际泳联世锦赛跳水混合双人米台决赛，任茜练俊杰非常精彩地最后一跳，拿到.分，总.分！以绝对的优势夺冠！中国队斩获本届世锦赛的首金，恭喜任茜练俊杰！转！恭喜中国跳水队！@CCTV tRKciaw
[The first gold medal of the Chinese diving team won the world championship! [power]] fina diving world championships mixed double m final, practice junjie Ren Qian very wonderfully the last jump, get. Points, total. Points! Win with absolute advantage! The Chinese team won the first gold of the world championships, congratulations Ren Qian junjie practice! Turn! Congratulations to the Chinese diving team! @ CCTV tRKciaw]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

英国那些事儿：
一只小奶喵，第一次面对镜头，有点嗨...[抱抱_旧][抱抱_旧]tRKIeAC
[Meow, a little milk for the first time in the face of lens, a bit of a hi... [hug _ old] [hug _ old] tRKIeAC]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

颜语利：
女神终于肯来我家了！！[羞嗒嗒]
tRKimD
[Goddess finally willing to come to my home!! [shame clicking] tRKimD]

吳大偉DvWooooo：
#老吴乱七八糟的日常#
瑞士旅行日记！！！
很多值得wow的地方

tRKxw
[Daily # # Lao wu at sixes and sevens the Swiss travel diary!!!!!! a lot of places worth wow tRKxw]

朴尔因子护肤品牌创始人，作者，已出版《这世界，缺你不可》工作邮箱：davidwoostudio@ 朴尔因子：purefactor@

追风少年刘全有：
今天看到你吃雪糕了 tRKXk
[See you eat ice cream tRKXk today]

我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。

王志安：
为啥视频不一次推完，因为编导们都是人，几天来都基本没睡觉，也就这个速度推送，每天七八条。还有一个理由，我就是想看看更多的键盘侠，质问我为啥不问这个，为啥不问那个。我等他们问够了，抽冷子再放一条出来，让他们得尴尬癌。我自从和太极大师过了着，感觉功力大涨。[哈哈]
[Why video dont push out, because the director is a person, a few days to all basic didnt go to sleep, will push the speed, QiBaTiao every day. There is also a reason, I just want to see more of the keyboard, questioned why I ask this, why dont ask that. Waiting for them to ask enough, strike at unexpected moment put a out again, let them to the cancer. I ever since and tai chi master, feeling capability. [ha ha]]

用冰冷的理性温暖世界。微信公号：QQ

颜土豆avi：
发现了一个可怕的事情，到了我这个年纪以后（左右），身边大多数人进入了追求人生赢家的超级模式，努力卖货，努力挣钱，努力钻营，再也没有人忧伤，他们觉得所有的不快乐都来自于没钱，他们看不起忧伤。大家看起来好像没有什么难过，也没有什么开心，就是想当人生赢家。
岁时以为自己成年了，原来
[Found a terrible things, when he got to my age (or so), most people around into the super model for the winner of life, trying to sell goods, trying to earn money, trying to hack, never sad, they think all the unpleasant music from have no money, they look down upon sorrow. Everyone looks as if there is no sad, no happy, is to want to be a winner in life. think oneself age, at the age of the original]

出来混就要讲信用，说了操你妈就一定要操你妈。我的DY号：sweetpotato (豆娘情话)

KsyW_OFFICIAL：
分享图片
[Share photos]

WINNER LEADER KANG SEUNG YOON

日本零君：
《海街日记》镰仓四美写真。“仲夏，烟火，梅子酒，沙丁鱼，樱花汇成的隧道，火车经过的小镇，夏天，我在想念你的味道。 ”
[The sea street diary kamakura four beautiful photo. Midsummer, fireworks, plum wine, sardines, cherry blossom stream of tunnel, the train through the town, in the summer, I miss you in.]

日本动漫，日本娱乐，日本美食，日本美景，日本趣闻，图文转自网络，欢迎关注【零君】。

娄艺潇：
拍了一天，收了工马不停蹄一个人赶飞机，明天要一早起来参加同学的婚礼，赶上飞机晚点，于是…很难形容现在的感受。[坏笑] tRKoHW
[Took a day to work on a person to catch a plane, tomorrow morning to attend the wedding of the classmate, catch up with the plane is delayed, so... It is difficult to describe feelings now. [laugh] tRKoHW]

会跳舞的歌手里体育最好的演员。。。工作联系经纪人高才雅(仅此一位经纪人)louyixiaocompany@或直接私信@娄艺潇工作室。

演员王迅：
今天的#极限挑战# 录制完毕，看看这期嘉宾的颜值！节目组真的是良心发现了[哈哈]这一次的三亚，可谓是真的在度假了[坏笑]PS：他们都说，我的脸好像是复制粘贴的，都一个表情[笑cry]
[Todays # # extreme challenges recorded, look at this phase of the guest appearance level! Youre really conscience found [ha ha] sanya this time, is really on holiday [laugh] PS they all say, my face like copy and paste, is an expression [laugh cry]]

谢谢大家关注支持，如工作事宜请联系黄渤工作室hbstudio@

中国新闻网：
【分钟帮你改善圆肩】总觉得自己的肩膀特别厚实？手臂上的拜拜肉永远减不掉？教大家一套动作，改善圆肩、劲椎问题、面部供血不足！（全球健身中心）tRKtaBoA 完美体态必备，练起来！
[Minutes to help you improve the round shoulder always think 】 his shoulder special thick? The arm of the bye bye meat cant seem to lose forever? Teach people a set of movements, improve round shoulder, neck problems, facial blood! (global fitness center) tRKtaBoA perfect posture, necessary practice together! ]

这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

急诊科女超人于莺：
女友周末来我家蹭酒，跟我讲了她分手的事，我刚从新疆回来，脑子被羊肉塞住了，一时半会儿没反应过来，你们听听。她男友上个月跟她讲，俩人一起在珠海买房吧，北京空气那么差，每人出一半钱，房子写女友的名字。女友说好啊！然后就没下文了，两周后男人提出分手，意思是，女友不诚心，男人都说到这份儿
[His girlfriend to my house just wandered over the weekend, break up with me about her, I just got back from xinjiang, brain was clogged with mutton, for a while have no reaction to come over, you listen to. Her boyfriend told her last month, two people get together to buy a house in zhuhai, Beijings air is so bad, each out half of the money, the house wrote his girlfriends name. Girlfriend said yes! And then not below, two weeks after the man break up, mean, girlfriend is not the sincerity, men are said to share this]

道不同不相为谋，不贪图不暧昧，行云流水。

热门搞笑排行榜：
一言不合就尬舞，哈哈哈哈哈哈神经病呀！这老哥要火！这段尬舞我给分，剩下分让交警给你！[笑cry] tRKRoX
[A word is not full dance, ha ha ha ha ha ha mental derangement! This brother to fire! A full dance I give points, the remaining points to the traffic police to you! [laughing cry] tRKRoX]

关注@热门搞笑排行榜，获得每日新鲜笑料...^_^【扣扣：】

协和章蓉娅：
医生逢年过节要值班查房，很少有机会放假，我也很少带豆豆回浙江，以至于豆豆对浙江既没概念也没归属感。这次有机会带豆豆倆人游江南，早晨拿矿泉水瓶子插花，上午游古镇，下午游泳，傍晚骑行，晚上就泡书吧看书，感受江南的秀丽，也在旅行中把心静下来，细细思索人生的真谛，感觉活着真TM美好[挤眼]
[The doctor on duty at the feast to ward round, rarely have the opportunity to have a holiday, I rarely take back to zhejiang, doug that doug did not belonging to zhejiang neither concept. This time have the opportunity to take both of the jiangnan, doug with mineral water bottle arranging flowers in the morning, guzhen town, morning swim, swim in the afternoon, the evening ride, evening bubble book reading, feel the beauty of the jiangnan, also the silence in the travel, carefully think about the true meaning of life, the feeling is really TM alive good [eye]]

微博不看病，请见谅！了解孕产及妇科知识，请关注微信公共帐户：zhang-rongya或协和章蓉娅。

睡不醒和一个啾儿：
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊认哥预告！！！！！！ tRKCFwX
[Sigh agghh agghh recognize elder brother notice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tRKCFwX]

we are one L- 好喜欢好喜欢好喜欢好喜欢好喜欢好喜欢好喜欢好喜欢好喜欢你里锥ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ 刷屏刷西皮慎关有几个饭几个 no前队友饭

捡书博士：
千万不要去重庆旅游，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Dont go to chongqing tourism, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

好读书，不求甚解；喜饮酒，微醺辄止。

爱奇艺娱乐：
#中国有嘻哈# 第四期上线四十分钟播放量破亿，成中国点击量最快破亿综艺。来与四位制作人@Mr_凡先生 @張震嶽 @MCHOTDOG熱狗 @潘瑋柏一起点燃这个夏天，跟着《中国有嘻哈》燥起来tRaxrmUZ 更多精彩>tRoiGezG
[The th issue # # China with hip hop online play minutes amount breakthrough, into China hits the fastest breakthrough variety. With four producer @ Mr_ Mr Van @ DJ orange @ @ MCHOTDOG hot dogs lit with pan weibo this summer, with China has a hip hop dry up tRaxrmUZ more wonderful > tRoiGezG]