【广西岁少女为吃螺蛳粉离家出走[允悲]】近日，广西一岁女孩赌气离家，听说柳州的螺蛳粉有名，便从钦州跑到柳州！结果最后没钱买车票回家，只得向警察求助，在警车上，天真的女孩还在一路这么感叹[笑而不语]↓↓tRKHask
[【 years old girl ran away from home to eat the snails powder in guangxi [allow sad]] recently, the guangxi year old girl in anger away from home, I heard liuzhou spiral lions powder, run from qinzhou to liuzhou! Results finally did not have money to buy ticket to go home, had to ask the police for help, in the police car, naive girl also in all the way so exclamation [smiling without a word] left left tRKHask down]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
微博搞笑排行榜：看评论好开心！[心]@嗨嗨的小可爱哟看到别人幸福的时候 自己也会觉得幸福[心]
[To read the comments very happy. [heart] @ hi hi small lovely yo see others happy Oneself also can feel happiness [heart]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
一块去旅行：虽然啊你始终没有在身边，但是经过那些孤独的旅行我似乎也有勇气去欣赏沿途风景。#晚安来自地球的孩子#
[Although you always not in the side, but after the lonely journey and I seem to have the courage to enjoy the scenery along the way. # # good night from the earths children]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小野妹子学吐槽：搜索达人就是我了[允悲]
[Search for talent is my [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
天猫：你有没有运动style？#天猫城市专享日#运动户外专场最后天潮流运动专场，全场折起，更有人气鞋款返场狂欢价、部分品牌元优惠券等你来抢！最后的抢购机会，快来get属于你的运动范！ tRKTzVyq
[Do you have any movement style? # # Tmall city exclusive day special outdoor last day tide movement, full-court to fold, more popular shoe price back for carnival, some brand yuan coupon to wait for you to rob! Finally snapped up opportunity, come and get sports fan that belongs to you! tRKTzVyq]
天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】
微博搞笑排行榜：哪个瞬间让你觉得，你是最幸福的 _____________________________
[Which moments that make you feel, you is the happiest, _____________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
谢娜：分享 世界上最幸福的事之一，莫过于经过一番努力后，所有东西正慢慢变成你想要的样子[笑而不语][月亮]
[Sharing one of the happiest thing in the world, than after some efforts, everything is slowly turns the appearance which you want [smiling without a word] [moon]]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
猫扑：【岁男童遭继母虐待致%颅骨缺损 律师：将追究生父继母刑责】陕西渭南岁男童鹏鹏长期遭受继母孙某殴打、捆绑、罚跪等虐待，致%颅骨粉碎，根肋骨骨折，双目视网膜，全身紫绀肿胀，身体多处皮肤溃烂。目前警方已介入调查。孩子现只能吃流食，继母因涉嫌虐待罪处于羁押状态。
[【 year-old male skull defect by the stepmother abused to % lawyer father stepmother penalties will be investigated 】 shaanxi weinan year-old male peng peng long suffering stepmother sun beating, binding, and punish knelt down abuse, such as % skull crushed, rib fracture, binocular retina, whole body purple purple swelling, skin ulcers on the body. At present, the police has to investigate. Children now can only eat liquid diets, stepmother for alleged abuse crime under custody. ]
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猫扑：#猫扑晚安# 小哥想看看家里的猫会不会吃醋，做了一个小测试。哈哈哈猫咪真的是傲娇啊tRKTLJKb
[# # mop goodnight little elder brother to see home cat can be jealous, do a little test. Ha ha ha the cat really is tsundere tRKTLJKb]
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知乎：#知乎小事# 「也许我会出错，但我本来也不可能完全、一直正确。孩子也是，它也会犯错、会做一些出格的事情。把握父母控制力的边界，是我的长期课程。最终他会迫不及待地离开我，去追寻他的辽阔之地。我的一切努力，都是为了让他能跑得又轻又快，又远。」👉tRKHblI
[# # zhihu small maybe I will go wrong, but I was also cant completely, has been right. Children, too, it will also make mistakes, do something outrageous things. Grasp the parents control boundary, is my long-term course. In the end, he cant wait to leave me, to pursue his vast land. All my efforts, is to enable him to light and fast, and far. 👉tRKHblI ]
发现更大的世界
一块去旅行：想回到过去，试着让故事继续。[心]@心慕银河：有啊！执着的想要回到过去……
[Want to go back to the past, try to let the story continues. [heart] @ heart MuYinHe yes! Persistent want to return to the past...]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
冷笑话精选：假装会瘦[doge]
[Pretending to thin [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#出行生活#好厉害！[吃惊]高速路上 大巴司机开着车削苹果、刷朋友圈、视频聊天！[震惊]tRKjMSPg
[# # travel life very fierce! [surprised] highway bus driver drove the turning apple, brush a circle of friends, video chat! [shocked] tRKjMSPg]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
ZAKER：#深夜ZAKER# 你有没有心动过 在我跟你说我爱你的时候。晚安！
[# the night ZAKER# you ever heart When I tell you I love you. Good night! ]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
小野妹子学吐槽：“我从一开始就不该嫁过来”@晏無景：闫妮（多情寡妇）@Dadadabiao：加上搬砖的宝强和卖海鲜的黄渤好嘛[doge][doge]@ShawS-：还有张译啊，小快递员的喜怒哀乐@CosmoniKA：周冬雨小太妹[舔屏]
[I shouldnt marry come over from the beginning @ taking no scene ni yan (sentimental widow) @ Dadadabiao with strong move brick treasure and sells seafood Huang Bo well [doge] [doge] @ ShawS - there are Zhang Yi ah, the joys and sorrows of the small Courier @ CosmoniKA zhou small too sister [lick screen]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
音悦台：【晚安】一把吉他，一副好嗓子，好歌声依然动人。#好妹妹乐队# 秦昊翻唱的一首《原来你也在这里》，娓娓道来的感觉让你仿佛在听他讲一段故事 tFAelS
[【 good night 】 a guitar, a good voice, good song is still moving. # # Qin Hao cover a good sister band so are you in here, let you feel as if in listen to a story he tells tFAelS]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
但斌：@海边寻贝人转发微博
[@ the beach to find the person forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
一块去旅行：大家都有自己的执着吗？
[Everyone has his own perseverance? ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
汽车之家：#晚安家人# 副驾驶的手套箱里面平时都放什么东西？
[# # the co-pilot inside the glove box at ordinary times good night family have put what things? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
但斌：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@风险观察转发微博
[Observe forwarding microblogging @ risk]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@中欧苹果[笑cry]@小财主五金 转发微博
[@ china-eu apple [laugh cry] @ small rich hardware forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
玩转instagram：Have a nice dream🙇
[祝你dream🙇吗]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
但斌：@洪怀懋凭什么？@笨小孩-业余炒房客不出三年，北站豪宅区单价将追平香蜜湖@用户无歌：熙元山园后山的私家山体公园也是很多楼盘没有的
[@ HongHuaiMao with what? @ stupid kid - amateur fry tenant within three years, north station area mansion unit price will be tied checkpoint @ user no song city wonsan YuanHou private mountain park is also a lot of buildings]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@小僧-不戒转发微博
[@ the little monk - bujie forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@雪球平安内含价值Isis 真是人类的毒瘤，连穆斯林们都那么憎恨他们！
[@ snowball ping an embedded value Isis is a human cancer, even so muslims hate them!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@马喆-mazhe“欠钱贾总都认？”就是老也还不了。没给这些小公司坑坏了，人家不至于这样吧？
[@ 马喆 - mazhe owe money jia always agree? Is the old have not. Didnt give the small hole is broken, the somebody else so?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：讲真，就陈道明（老板）、靳东（常客）、袁泉（常客）三人小组单拉出来，场景换成烧烤或者海鲜排档，再配上侯勇（片警）、段奕宏（杂志编辑）、孙红雷（包工头）、俞飞鸿（单身妈妈）、郝蕾（女教师）、杨蓉（北漂演员）偶尔客串，就是完美的中国版深夜食堂卡司了。
[Speak true, Chen daoming (boss), JinDong (regular), wintenberger e (regular), three group list, scene with barbecue or seafood, deserve to go up again hou yong (police) make, yihong duan (editor), sun hong lei (contractor), feihong yu (single mother) and fourth (teacher), Yang Rong (north bleaching actor) occasionally guest, is the perfect card department of the Chinese version of the middle of the night the canteen. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：@全景网@新华行走风险是长出来的还是跌出来的？涨能解决问题还是跌能解决问题？
[@ @ panoramic network xinhua risk is long out walking or fall out? Rose will solve the problem or fall will solve the problem?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[笑cry]@囬佪：但总的微博刷的！ 由于看不过来，我忍痛删了好多人. 只剩下但总，和股总两个人了.
[[laughing cry] @ restoration Hui but overall weibo brush! Painful due to look not to come over, I deleted a lot of people. But always left, and shares always two people.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：[赞]
[[who]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：是这样[挖鼻]@简小浅___：看到这个问题，第一个想到的女人。大概就是了
[So [dig nose] @ Jane small shallow ___ see this problem, the first thought of women. It is probably]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：参与每晚#猫扑话题#转发并评论，我们将每周选取上周参与度最高的话题进行抽奖哦~上周夜话中“你认为是什么原因导致你一直单身”为参与度最高话题，用奖金安抚各位单身狗吧[喵喵]@猫扑 恭喜@旦旦整天不睡觉 等名用户等额平分【元现金】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督。
[Involved in forward # # mop topic and comment on every night, we will select a week last week, the highest participation subject to draw oh ~ last week in the night what do you think the reason you have been single for participation highest topic, with a bonus to reassure you single dog [meow] @ mop congratulations @ insisted not sleeping all day an equal share of users [yuan]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform To supervise the lucky draw.]
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