Just want to be a beloved clientJust want to be a beloved clientPoison tongue mouth base teases

新浪新闻客户端：
    【上海岁男孩独自乘英航班出国 起飞前被“逐出”机舱[摊手]】月日，家长刘女士将岁的孩子交给维珍航空托管，结果在起飞前孩子被机组人员“逐出”机舱，维珍航空当时这样解释↓↓，日晚上，维珍航空最终道歉并称将协商赔偿方案↓↓tRKmVdkU ​


只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪新闻客户端：
    【别让人随便亲你的小孩！美国一新生儿被亲后夭折[吃惊]】美国一新生女婴在父母婚礼当天被送进医院，救治十天后不治身亡，当时她只有天大，医生称新生儿所感染的病毒极有可能是通过亲吻传播的↓↓这种病毒的携带者不一定具有开放性的创口，不易被人发现。tRKmcnNk ​
[Dont let people literally kiss your children! The United States a newborn died after being close to [surprised]] of a newborn baby in American parents wedding day was taken to hospital, treatment died ten days later, she was only days old, doctors say the newborn is likely to be infected by virus is transmitted by kissing left left the carriers of the virus may not open wounds, not easy to be found. tRKmcnNk]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选：
    [允悲]这对比……@豆瓣说？？？@偶吧胯下有妖气：图二。。。？@啊哒哒哒哒彭于晏老婆我想到了干将莫邪哈哈哈！@nian念暖：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈放下他，他还是个孩子[允悲]@Encor猫酱还有这种操作？ tRKnFcKJ @oho阿 会心一击~@似为：郭敬明第二张像个假人 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[That allow sad contrast... @ douban said??? @ my legs have need, figure ... ? @ ah man man peng wife I thought of ganjiang m-sword ha ha ha! Warm @ nian read ha ha ha ha ha ha ha let go of him, he was a child [allow sad] @ Encor cat sauce and the operation? Within o tRKnFcKJ @ oho ~ @ appeared to be guo second like a dummy Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

谢娜：
    今天拿到 年度最受欢迎综艺女王 大奖[干杯]，谢谢观众，谢谢我的粉丝儿[太阳]，我真的很幸运[心]，啥也不说了，我要更快乐，还要给大家带去更多快乐[作揖][礼物]
[Today, the queen of the years most popular variety award [drink], thank the audience, thank you my fans (the sun), and I was really lucky [heart], what also dont say, I want to be happier, and to bring you more happy [bowing] [present]]

太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！

谢娜：
    恭喜，年度飞跃综艺新人王”[干杯], 看你拿奖我特开心[鼓掌]
[Congratulations, leap variety rookie of the year [drink], see you with your prize I happy [applause.]]

太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！

微博搞笑排行榜：
    情侣分手前有哪些征兆 _____________________________ ​​​ ​​​​
[What are the signs _____________________________ before couples break up]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

猫扑：
    #猫扑晚安# 和你的小宝贝说晚安[爱你] ​
[# # mop goodnight and your little baby say good night love you []]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

MIUI：
    回复@Luwis_盧第二批机型的体验版(前提是该机型有MIUI体验版的包，比如小米)内测，发布会之后会很快开始招募，到时欢迎大家前往MIUI论坛报名。另外小米和红米NoteX目前的MIUI体验版就已经有很多#MIUI# 功能，能感受到明显变化，现在就可以抢先刷了！
[Reply @ Luwis_ Lou experience version of the second model (premise is that the aircraft has a beautiful MIUI experience version of the package, such as millet) closed, after the conference will soon start to recruit, then welcome you to beautiful MIUI BBS for registration. Millet and other red rice NoteX are now there has been a lot of experience of beautiful MIUI version # MIUI# function, can feel the change obviously, brush can now beat!]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

美媛馆：
    旅拍开始啦
[Beginning shoot!]

精美原创女神写真周刊《MYGIRL》、微博最高效女神挖掘打造机构MYG 订阅： myg.hk

冷笑话精选：
    仔细想想，哪有人配得上我[并不简单]@不会骑扫把的胖女巫啊：听你这么说心里竟然会好很多[作揖]
[Think of it, which I was worthy of [] are not simple @ fat cant ride broom witch I will be in my heart good to hear that a lot of [bowing]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
    #晚安#感人！老人徒步公里，只为给孙子送鸡蛋，他老了，但他依然愿意给你最好的！[泪]tRKRRK ​
[# good night # touching! The old man walking miles, just to give grandson eggs, he is old, but he still willing to give you the best! [in] tRKRRK]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

但斌：
    转：近年茅台出厂价与零售价 ​
[Turn maotai ex-factory price and retail price in recent years]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

美媛馆：
    更多写真，官网订阅
[More photo, website subscription]

精美原创女神写真周刊《MYGIRL》、微博最高效女神挖掘打造机构MYG 订阅： myg.hk

猫扑：
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛香港的大行通常都是反指。[笑而不语]
[@ old had big pig Hong Kong is usually refers to. [smiling without a word]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛头几个动作之前都试过，膝盖受不了。@zkdyy 转发微博
[@ old have pig head a few movements have tried before, knee cant stand it. @ zkdyy forwarding microblogging]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【衡山四岁男孩突遇车祸 长裙姐姐救人后悄然离开】四岁男孩遭遇车祸，生命岌岌可危时，一个身穿蓝色长裙的美丽身影奔向男孩，简单施救后驾车将男孩送往医院。由于送医及时，男孩得救了。而“长裙姐姐”垫付了一千元医药费后，没有留下姓名就悄然离开医院[心]↓↓tRKnFKeZ ​
[【 hengshan four-year-old boy sudden accident Dress sister save quietly leave 】 after four years old boy in a car accident, when life is at stake, a beautiful figure dressed in a blue dress towards the boy, simple rescue after driving to the boy to the hospital. Due to the hospital in time, the boy was saved. And dress sister paid one thousand yuan medical expenses, leaving no name [heart] left left tRKnFKeZ quietly left the hospital]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛沿袭前苏联的民族政策若不更改，天朝迟早是第二个前苏联。@共青团中央 @紫光阁 @中国政府网
[@ old had pig lineage of the former Soviet union national policy if they do not change, sooner or later, China is the second former Soviet union. @ the communist youth league central @ council @ Chinese government net]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛@八大山债人 回复@永远的唐雁你大概不了解中国的法律在实际运行中，是怎么判案的。。。@永远的唐雁回复@雨后荷花是杨杨同意，该赔偿也得坚持，不过可能两者不能兼得只能选自己最想得到的结果，最重要的是选择权和自主决定，而不是被所谓旁观者的道德观所左右
[@ old who had pig @ eight mountains of debt reply @ forever Tang Yan you probably dont know Chinese law in actual operation, is how to act... @ forever Tang Yan reply @ lotus Yang Yang agreed to after the rain, the compensation is also have to insist, but it is possible that both cant both can only choose oneself want to get a result, the most important thing is to choose and decide, not swayed by the morality of the so-called bystander]

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汽车之家：
    #晚安家人# 你最近比较关注哪款车？ ​
[# # good night family car you more attention recently? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛会擦枪走火吗？[笑而不语]@头条新闻 印媒：名解放军持枪进驻中印对峙附近
[@ old ever pig will wipe gun off accidentally? [smiling without a word] @ headlines print media PLA officers near gun to confrontation between China and India]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛继续看好保险这个行业。@华尔街见闻APP 腾讯大踏步入局互联网保险业务
[@ old pig continue bullish on the insurance industry. @ Wall Street see APP tencent strides into the insurance business bureau of the Internet]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛哈哈，原博要是敢在美国银行里拍柜台骂娘的话会被警卫直接电棍伺候滴。@杨恒均的微博 @西瓜大丸子汤 [微笑]
[@ old pig ha ha, the original blog if you dare to take the counter criticisms in bank of America will direct electric batons and attended by guards. Weibo @ @ Yang hengjun watermelon big meatball soup [smiles]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛政府主导去产能这样的政策算是全世界罕见甚至是首创吧，我天朝总是与西方经济学的经典理论背道而驰，而天朝却越来越强大！@扬韬 之前写了一篇文章关于经济学家与中国特色的经济，推荐大家阅读并且打赏：tRKEzDTM
[@ old pig the government leading to such a policy capacity is rare and even all over the world first, I always run counter to the classical theory of western economics and China, and China is getting stronger and stronger! @ Yang towers before wrote an article about the economists and the characteristics of Chinas economy, recommend reading and appreciation tRKEzDTM]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛据说总共才多万，真不知道套现了上百亿的贾老板为啥这样冷酷？@鄭峻 旁边的银行无辜中枪。如果投资者股民还能说风险自负的话，被拖欠款项的小供应商真的是可怜，有白纸黑字的合同就是拿不到血汗钱。又想起我那个被乐视拖欠万人民币的创业朋友对小创业公司来说也心疼。
[@ old had pig is said to be a total of more than before, I dont know why the cash out tens of billions of jia in the boss so cold? Shot in the innocent @ Zheng Jun next to the bank. If investors said people can own risk, be small suppliers on money is really poor, there are black and white contract is the hard-earned money away. Remind me that by Letv default yuan business friends also love dearly for small startups.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛去藤校的中国留学生太少，样本不足，无法做出饶毅的结论，应该过几十年后才判断。
[@ old have pig to ivy school Chinese students too, and the sample is insufficient, cant make rao, should be decades before judgment.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛今年三月我乘南航从三亚飞广州也遇上清真餐，当时发微博抗议，上千转发阅读数万，最后也没有结果。@中国南方航空 tRKEapI @股道热肠也要把航空公司的老板集中培训一下，大家都是多一事不如少一事的心态，最后别人都是得寸进尺。
[@ old had pig in March this year I take China southern airlines flying from sanya guangzhou also meets halal meals, tweeting protest at that time, tens of thousands of thousands of forward reading, there is no end. @ China southern airlines tRKEapI @ fields is good Joe will focus on training the airlines the boss, we are more than the less about the state of mind, the others are push your luck.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛赞国老！@国老 回复@冯春培-杭州大道至简，买股票就是买公司！@冯春培-杭州哈哈哈哈，这个我同意的。即使当时 nvda 是回调了%  但我还是出掉换了，现在看来 跑赢了 nvda 。 当然，短期波动并不重要，一如我在 WB 中的坚持，我们是考虑持有年不用动摇的目标去选择的。
[@ old once pig praise! @ the old reply @ Feng Chunpei - hangzhou avenue to Jane, buy stock is the company! @ Feng Chunpei - hangzhou, ha ha ha ha, this I agree. Even when given is the callback % but I was out of the transfer, now given youve won. Short-term volatility is not important, of course, as I insist in WB, we are considering holding years dont have to stand in the way of goal to choose.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @腾腾爸：@否极泰董宝珍 董先生怎么看?[哈哈][哈哈]@老曾阿牛友情提醒中国网友、公知以及南方系，美国没有城管这样的职业，所有维护公共场所摆摊的任务都是警察来执行，而美国警察是怎样执法的，你们懂滴。[摊手]
[Much @ filled with dad @ Dong Baozhen What do you think Mr. Dong? (ha ha)ha ha @ old pig friendship remind China Internet users, known as well as the south, the United States there is no such profession chengguan, all stalls task is to maintain public police to perform, and how the police law enforcement in the United States, you know. [stand hand]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛友情提醒中国网友、公知以及南方系，美国没有城管这样的职业，所有维护公共场所摆摊的任务都是警察来执行，而美国警察是怎样执法的，你们懂滴。[摊手]
[@ old pig friendship remind Chinas Internet users, known as well as the south, the United States there is no such profession chengguan, all stalls task is to maintain public police to perform, and how the police law enforcement in the United States, you know. [stand hand]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @天马行空的驿站：恨猪庙是人员动员基地，装备集结地，更是军事据点，组织性系统性很强。马步芳的部队也是阿訇深入到连队，和支部建在连队上一样的。加上清真产业，人财物齐备了，就等人口的增长了。到年汉族只有%了
[@ the station of unconstrained style hate pig temple is personnel mobilization base, equipped with a staging area, but also military stronghold, organized systematically is very strong. Imam par forces also go deep into the company, and the branch built in the same company. With halal industry, the human, financial and ready, just wait for the growth of population. To the han nationality only %]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛清真寺就是伊斯兰教的黄埔军校？@林建楊正解！@邱永峥-大象智库月满西楼 首先，穆斯林不是民族。这个官文有问题。
[@ old had pig mosque is the huangpu military academy of Islam? @ Alison Yang Zhengxie! @ Qiu Yongzheng - elephant think-tank in west wing First of all, muslims are not people. The official documents have problems.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [笑cry][哈哈]
[[laughing cry] (ha ha)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也要共同实现中国梦，不能用中国人的钱实现美国梦，
[@ good Joe fields is also common to realize Chinas dream, cant use Chinese money to realize the American dream,]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也回复@牛仔不穿牛仔其他保险公司根本不能和平安相提并论，何足道哉？@牛仔不穿牛仔股总，中国平安的市盈率只有.，其他几大保险市盈率都在二十几或者三十几，这个是不是在某种程度上意味着平安后面的上涨空间会更大？@股道热肠也喝茶去！@吴小朋同学有些波动我们必须扛。
[@ fields is good Joe doesnt reply @ cowboy wear cowboy other insurance companies cant peace, foot zai tao? @ cowboy dont wear cowboy shares total, Chinas ping ans pe ratio. Only, other several big insurance trades in or s, this is to some extent means peace rising behind the space will be bigger? @ good Joe fields is also a cup of tea! We must carry @ Wu Xiaopeng classmates some fluctuations.]

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