TEST BY SENRSL: Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
长大后发现生活就像童话一样。
王子和公主都会幸福地生活在一起；
出身贫寒但美丽的姑娘可以嫁入豪门；
天生丑陋的人再怎么折腾也是配角；
财富和力量只在少数人间代代相传；
大户人家的佣人也比我高贵聪明得多；
仙女从不用护肤品也美如画；
晚上不好好睡觉真的会撞到鬼。
[Grew up to find life is just like a fairy tale. the prince and the princess will live a happy life together; was born poor but beautiful girl can marry into; born ugly people to do is supporting role; the wealth and power in only a few human handed down from generation to generation; large house servants are much more intelligent than my noble; the fairy from using skin care products also beautiful picture; dont have a good nights sleep would really hit the ghosts. ]

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微博搞笑排行榜：
评论里的各种各种，有没有你的青春[心]
[Comments of all kinds, have your youth [heart]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

小S：
總算喝到新加坡司令～
[Commander finally drink to Singapore ~]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
这是什么操作[允悲]
[What is this operationallow sad]

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冷笑话精选：
是这样？？[费解]@同道大叔这里敲黑板！@鄭可樂同学我可以告诉你，但是你不要告诉我哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Is this?? Uncle [difficult] @ fellow here on the blackboard! @ zheng coke classmates I can tell you, but you dont tell me ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

巴曙松：
【巴曙松：警惕“风口”变“刀口”——当前中国网络支付安全问题剖析】
tRKLoDFt
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tzRoSJH转
[[ba alert draught turned to edge -- the current Chinas online payment security analysis 】 tRKLoDFt (want to see more to your taste, download immediately Todays headline) tzRoSJH turn]

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猫扑：
【高校保安深夜邀女生前往偏僻教学楼只因为怕黑……[允悲]】日夜里点，@徐州医科大学一晚归的女生在学校路上遇到一保安大叔，他要求女生放下东西陪他去偏僻的生命科学馆。该女生感觉不对，立刻谎称赶时间走了。其实！这位保安大叔只是因为害怕，不敢自己一个人去生命科学馆锁门，所以找路过的同...全文： m.weibo
[The university security guards the middle of the night to invite the girl to the remote teaching building Only because is afraid of the dark... [allow sad]] night, a late @ xuzhou medical university girls uncle met a security guard in the school on the road, he asked the girl to put down something accompanied him to a remote life science museum. The girl felt wrong, that in a hurry go immediately. In fact! The security uncle just because of fear, afraid to own a person to life science museum to lock the door, so looking for passing with... The full text m. eibo]

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微博搞笑排行榜：
你最投入的一段暗恋，是怎么终结的 _____________________________________
[Your most devoted a unrequited love, how did it end _____________________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

猫扑：
回复@小黄鱼Zrt好的啊 tRKLaXIb @小黄鱼Zrt包养小编你三个月
[Reply @ small yellow croaker Zrt good ah tRKLaXIb @ small yellow croaker Zrt kept small make up you for three months]

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李冰冰：
窗外电闪雷鸣，这是哪位仙友在渡劫哇？[晕]北京的同学还有没回家的吗？千万注意安全！🙏
[Thunder and lightning outside the window, this is what a fairy friend in the cross of wow? [dizzy] students in Beijing and dont go home? Must pay attention to safety! 🙏]

美媛馆：
转发抽写真啦[哈哈]@晓茜sunny转发这条微博抽奖送写真哦[嘻嘻][嘻嘻]
[Forward to smoke photo laha ha @ the xiaoxi sunny forward the weibo lucky draw send photo oh (hee hee)hee hee]

精美原创女神写真周刊《MYGIRL》、微博最高效女神挖掘打造机构MYG 订阅： myg.hk

知乎：
#知乎小事# 妈妈，我是同性恋。
[# zhihu small # mom, Im gay. ]

发现更大的世界

angelababy：
hey，family ❤️
感恩感谢，we are family。#奔跑吧#
[Hey, family ❤ ️ thank you gratitude, we are family. # # running!]

一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱：abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail

MIUI：
在评论里，分享一首你至今都舍不得删的歌。
[In the comments, to share a song that you have to delete. ]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

优酷：
论wuli高级特工如何在现场竟翻身农奴把歌唱，且看汪涵局长如何失了宝座却赢得连环飞飞飞飞吻💋…欲知后事如何，锁定每周六#火星情报局# 哟#酷剧场# tRKimcB
[论wuli高级特工如何在现场竟翻身农奴把歌唱，且看汪涵局长如何失了宝座却赢得连环飞飞飞飞吻💋… How to realize things, locking every Saturday # cia yo # # # tRKimcB cool theater Mars]

优酷：
大刀阔斧，只看优酷，要等鸡条再忍天，想到马上要开播了，优酷君心里那叫个激动啊，恨不得零晨也不睡，一汽儿看他个两遍三遍的。[偷笑]小伙伴们，#优酷极限挑战#马上就要来了，准备好了么？预感这一季肯定会看到#张艺兴翻盘#！！！@东方卫视极限挑战
[Bold, only see youku, chicken to wait for a longer forbear day, think of immediately to air, youku in js mi ammy that call a excited ah, very anxious to zero morning also dont sleep, faw son see him two times three times. [laughing] friends, # # youku limit challenge is coming soon, ready? A hunch this season will see # # lay pull away!!!!!! @ dragon TV extreme challenges]

新浪汽车：
#老司机课堂#一句“”已经不能表达我对他的崇拜了！求给这段视频配一句神文案！tRKPnNtc
[Old driver class # # have already cant express my worship to him! God give this piece of video with a copy! tRKPnNtc]

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ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 爱一个人是劫有人劫后重生有人在劫难逃！
[# the night ZAKER# love a person is saved Someone left rebirth Someone is doomed! ]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

音悦台：
【晚安】#飞儿乐团#“我我们的爱过了就不再回来直到现在我还默默的等待[心]”tRpYzy 桂纶镁出演了该歌曲MV，爱上古惑仔，跟随他躲避仇家追杀，是幸福还是悲哀？画面简直像电影一样~
[【 good night 】 # # fir I our love will no longer come back until now I still silently waiting for the [heart] tRpYzy hours played the song MV, fall in love with young and dangerous, followed him from his enemy, is happy or sad? Like a movie ~]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass

小野妹子学吐槽：
可以说限制级了[允悲]@使徒子贝爷你抓宠物小精灵的姿势有点血腥啊……
[Would speak x-rated [allow sad] @ the apostles bei ye you catch a pokemon pose a bit bloody...]

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冷笑话精选：
活着真累哦
[Live so tired oh]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

失足少女m：
nice days [心] tRIjUSd
[Nice days tRIjUSd [heart]]

汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 在你的车里有什么小物件？
[# # good night family what little thing in your car? ]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【最奇葩的避暑方式水底里搓麻炮弹坑里泡澡】高温天气来袭，各地民众的避暑“绝技”可谓是五花八门↓↓水底打麻将，卡车变泳池，还有小孩在被水淹没的弹坑里玩耍↓↓这些避暑妙招快收，清凉一夏↓↓tRKLdp
[【 the most wonderful work way of summer Persons in the bottom shell pits bath 】 the high temperature weather strikes, people everywhere summer trick is multifarious left left bottom playing mahjong, truck pool, there are children playing in the flooded craters left left the summer coup quickly closed down, a cool summer left left tRKLdp]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【澳大利亚心机猫吐舌头求收养吸引众人目光】不仅是人类，动物也会“耍心机”。澳大利亚一只收容所的猫咪因为久久找不到收养人，想出了一个奇怪的方法给自己找“铲屎官”↓↓它看到有人走近就歪着头、伸出舌头↓↓这招很快就奏效了，新的故事开始了↓↓tRKLGQf
[【 Australia all cat spit tongue for adoption Attract attention 】 is not only a human, animals also play all. Australia a shelter cat for a long time to find the adopter, came up with a strange way to find their own shovel excrement officer left left it down to see someone approached he cocked his head, stick out your tongue left left it worked, soon began left left tRKLGQf new story]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
#军师联萌#看点预告之曹丕要把郭照打入冷宫了！
司马懿：夫人消消气，人家知道错了。
张春华：泥揍凯！[doge]
os：女人生男人的气，十有八九是因为（你猜？）
郭照：姐姐，姐夫救我！
os：我能怎么办？我也绝望[污]
tRKLjCW
[Read # # strategist al sprouting notice xelloss to Guo Zhao doghouse! Mrs. sima yi cooled down, the somebody else know wrong. revels mud beat kay! [doge] OS female man the breath of life, nine times out of ten because (can you guess? Guo Zhao sister and brother-in-law save me! OS what can I do? I am desperate [pollution] tRKLjCW]

冷笑话精选：
这就很尴尬了[允悲]@草图君：论直男的自拍技巧
[Its very embarrassedallow sad sketch @ jun theory of straight men take tips]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【冥婚墓开棺现场遭曝光女子被活活放进棺材】明朝万历年间的一个皇室墓被开棺，没挖开之前的墓像个碉堡↓↓其中一座女棺的密封性特别好，人是被活活的放进棺材里↓↓此人是冥婚的受害者，也许尸体完全没有腐败。开棺现场，胆小慎点↓↓tRKLwgA
[【 ghost weddings tomb open coffin field exposure Women were put into the coffin 】 a royal emperor wanli of the Ming dynasty tomb was open coffin, before digging tomb like a bunker left left one female sarcophagus exceptionally good sealing, were left alive in a coffin left the man was the victim of a ghost weddings, maybe body no corruption. Open coffin, timid point left left tRKLwgA down carefully]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

edc陳冠希：
杭州🍓！
[杭州🍓！ ]

International nomad

猫扑：
#猫扑夜话# 如果某天你中了万你想怎么花？
[In # # mop night if one day you all you want to spend? ]

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一块去旅行：
穿越到魔法世界的麻瓜。
[Through to the magical world of muggles. ]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

新浪汽车：
#微博交通台#【醉驾男车停路中睡觉，一堆车“陪睡”[允悲]】月日，江苏徐州，胡某醉酒驾驶越野车上高架，随之车停在行车道上就睡着了。后面的车不明所以，都乖乖地跟在轿车后面停了。直到民警赶到...tRKzGgx
[# # weibo communication radio [drunk man car in the road bed, sleep with a bunch of car [allow sad]] month day, jiangsu xuzhou, Hu Mou drunk driving suvs on overhead, he fell asleep with the car in the driveway. Unknown so, at the back of the car are obediently behind the car stopped. Until the police arrive to... tRKzGgx]

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新浪新闻客户端：
欢迎回家~
[Welcome home ~]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【女子岁被拐回家已是八旬老人[委屈]】江苏徐州家住睢宁古邳镇王老太今年岁，而她心里一直藏着一个秘密↓↓她在年前被人从河南老家拐到徐州，如今她只剩下最后一个心愿——能在有生之年回到家乡，见到自己的亲人↓↓求助志愿者后，她的回家梦实现了↓↓感动[泪]tRKLyKM
[【 abducted at the age of the woman Home is octogenarian [wrong]] in HuiNing in xuzhou, jiangsu ancient town wang Pi too years old this year, and her heart has been hiding a secret left turn left her old home in years ago from henan to xuzhou, now she can only the last wish in life back to hometown, see their loved ones left after left for help volunteers, her home dream realized moved to [in] tRKLyKM left left]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。