Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    你上一次在午夜点之前睡觉是什么时候？[拜拜] ​
[When is the last time you in the middle of the night before sleeping? [bynum]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博搞笑排行榜：
    预告今晚分互动题目：“说说那些你一听就知道是敷衍的话”。（本条预告分钟后删除） ​​​​
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic tell me about you listen those you know there is the word. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

猫扑：
    # 猫扑晚安#困了就去睡吧~晚安 ​
[# # mop good night sleepy go to sleep ~ good night]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

优酷：
    #军师联萌#看点预告—三人行必有（你猜？）
柏夫人：“夫人，我来喽！”
小太岁：“你来了又能怎么样？”
司马懿：“不要搞事情啊！”#军师联盟#
tRKZScBv ​
[Read # # division league of trailer - company will (can you guess? < br > Mrs. Parker, lady, I come! < br > small tai sui you come again? < br > sima yi dont do things! # # mastermind alliance < br > tRKZScBv]

但斌：
    终于要飞了，到地方估计要凌晨两点了。不用担心耽误明天的会了。 ​
[Finally want to fly, to the place is expected to be at two o clock in the morning. Dont worry will hold up tomorrow. ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车：
    #特效炫技##老司机课堂#燃！遥控车还能这么玩，完全征服户外地形，！[心][good][good]tRKPLkQn ​


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吴昕：
    哇，专辑照好酷啊[鼓掌][鼓掌] “潘老师帅，潘老师帅，潘老师帅所以他叫潘帅[嘻嘻][嘻嘻] ” 这是我的freestyle
[Wow, album picture of cool [applause.] [applause] pan, the pan, the pan handsome, handsome, handsome so he called Pan Shuai [xi xi] [xi xi] this is my freestyle]

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金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：我离婚了，他妈妈说我是奉子成婚，我是因为爱才结婚的，生气下说了一次离婚，问题一年几次的性生活，偶尔一次他无法到最后。经济问题孩子两岁，他每月给家里一千生活费，也不愿意共同存款，只是偶尔出去玩时花钱，他家在城里有几套房，一直反对我买房，但也不愿意在他们家的房...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend Im divorced, his mother said I am a shotgun, I didnt get married, because love angry of say a divorce, sexual problem a few times a year, a once in a while he could not to the end. Economic issues children two years old, he is a month to one thousand cost of living in the home, is not willing to deposit together, only occasionally go out to play when spending money, his family in the city has several suites, has long opposed me to buy a house, but dont want to in the family room... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

汽车之家：
    #晚安家人# 说说你为什么选择购买现在的这台车？ ​
[# # good night family talk about why did you choose to buy the car now? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

一块去旅行：
    鼓浪屿啊，还是适合在夏季凉爽的傍晚独自溜达。[喵喵] ​
[Gulangyu, is suitable for cool evening stroll alone in the summer. [meow]]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

冷笑话精选：
    驼背真的难看[笑cry]
[Hunchback really ugly [laugh cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
    其实很多问题也就是常识@新疆熊猫私募基金确实，值得好好思考[赞][思考]@但斌八大关系厘清了许多问题，坚持下去、顶住压力，继续坚持市场化的改革方向，中国的资本市场会回归理性、越来越好！@新疆熊猫私募基金：好文章[赞]
[Actually a lot of problems, that is, common sense @ panda private-equity funds in xinjiang and, indeed, worth thinking well [who] [thinking] @ eight relations but bin to clarify a lot of questions, stick to it, to resist pressure, continue to adhere to market-oriented reform direction, Chinas capital markets will return to rational, more and more good! @ panda private-equity funds in xinjiang good article [who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【熊孩子按层按钮后将女童关进电梯 致其坠楼身亡】监控视频显示，在长沙某小区，岁女童莉莉和其他小孩走进电梯，按钮原本是楼，一个岁小男孩点亮楼按钮。到达楼后，小男孩又将莉莉一个人抱回电梯！不巧楼护栏损坏，未装玻璃，莉莉从中摔下身亡↓↓tRKZVirS ​


曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
    #老司机课堂#野马弹射烧胎操作！恕我愚昧，请问这有何用？求助粉丝们赐教！tRosFvOo ​


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猫扑：
    #猫扑夜话# 你听过的最让你觉得“还有这种操作？？”的事是什么？ ​
[# # mop night the most make you feel that you have heard and the operation?? What is? ​]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

小野妹子学吐槽：
    在网上学到了不少小技巧，但最近学到了最实用的一个：当你找不到自己的眼镜时，打开手机拍照模式，四处扫上一圈，很快就找到了...本近视眼三天内四次成功[允悲] ​
[Learned a lot of tips on the net, but recently learned the most practical one when you cant find his glasses, cell phone photo model, with a circle around and soon found a... The success of the myopia within three days of four [allow sad]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
    全国不少地方天气不好，飞机晚点很多，很多航班取消和延误，有不少乘客被安排住酒店明早飞，客人已经很少。我这趟航班已晚点个小时，希望只要能飞就行！ ​
[National many places of the bad weather, the plane is delayed a lot, a lot of flight cancellations and delays, there are a lot of passengers were arranged hotel tomorrow morning to fly, is one of the few guests. I have the flight hours late, in the hope that as long as they can fly! ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
    一定会的！
[Sure will!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【男子因“我最瞧不起云南人”被逼下跪道歉 首度回应[吃惊]】昆明一重庆火锅店老板因停车问题与昆明市民发生口角，说“我最瞧不起你们云南人”。视频传上网后，一些人来到店里逼老板下跪道歉，还用钱砸脸↓↓老板今日首度回应，并还原冲突原因[并不简单]↓↓tRKZqKRJ ​
[The man by yunnan people I most despise being forced to kneel apology Response for the first time [surprised]] a chongqing hotpot restaurant boss because of parking problems in kunming and kunming public spat, say I most despise you yunnan people. After video transmission on the Internet, some people came to the store boss kneel apology, also face left left the boss today for the first time in response to buy, and reducing conflict reason [] are not simple left left tRKZqKRJ]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

MIUI：
    哪一个是你？ ​
[Which one is you? ​]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

优酷：
    #优酷极限挑战#王迅剧透！神算子黄磊本季会跌落神坛？小绵羊张艺兴终于要变老狐狸啦！[阴险][阴险][阴险]
#酷剧场# tRKZGfQB ​
[# # youku limit challenge Wang Xun revealed that the plot! God operator Huang Lei drop into shrines this season? Little sheep lay is finally getting old fox! [insidious] [insidious] [insidious] < br > # # tRKZGfQB cool theater]

但斌：
    @傅蔚冈[good]
[@ Fu Weigang [good]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @海边寻贝人@王小刚年前的经历@全景网股市首骗——琼民源造假：股市“最大黑马”现形为“最大骗局”
[@ the beach are found @ the experience of wang xiaogang years ago @ panorama network market deceives - Joan MinYuan fraud the stock market shows the biggest dark horse to swindle]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽：
    给您磕头了！🙏
[The kowtow to you! 🙏]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

玩转instagram：
    一只胖橘猫的日常，好可爱[爱你] ​
[A fat orange cat everyday, good lovely love you []]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【酷帅！蟒蛇堵路几个大男人不敢抓 一女子大步上前抓起就走[酷]】一条米多长的大蟒蛇停留在路中央，几个大男人望着比自己胳膊还粗的蟒蛇不敢上前。这时，一身材健美的年轻女子走过去抓起蟒蛇就走，动作潇洒一气呵成。一旁的大男人完全被眼前的女汉子征服了[偷笑]↓↓tRKZbhDk ​
[【 cool! Pythons road a few big men cant catch A woman striding forward go grab [cool]] an boa constrictors meters long stay in the middle of the road, a few big man looked at the thick python than his arm did not dare to come forward to. At this time, a young woman fitness go go grab a python, the same action natural and unrestrained. One side of the big man was pure female man conquered [laughing] left left tRKZbhDk down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
    @卓亚zy转发微博
[@ ZhuoYa zy forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @吴小朋同学转发微博
[@ forwarding microblogging Wu Xiaopeng classmate]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家：
    #夜福利# 超级快 法拉利 Superfast ​


汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
    岛国一家名叫RUAN的公司推出一种中老年遮秃喷剂，快速从地中海变秀发男，这家社长也是非常不要面子的人，亲自在专柜现场演示...一天反复被喷被吸到怀疑人生[允悲] tRKzxQxa（via小野妹子学吐槽） ​
[Island named RUAN company launched a middle-aged and old bald spray, fast from the Mediterranean Sea change hair male, the President is also very dont face, in person at the scene of the counters demo... A day spray repeatedly been sucked into doubt life [allow sad] tRKzxQxa (via ono sister learn fun)]

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但斌：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小米手机：
    #小米夜探# 明天小暑，天气就会一直热下去了。你们曾对什么事保持了持续的热情？我想来想去，我能坚持的也只有探索黑科技了[并不简单] ​


探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

优酷：
    #YOU饭真酷# 腊味煲仔饭应该算是广东最具人气的特色美食了吧？尤其是饥肠辘辘的时候，揭开盖子的瞬间，[舔屏]口水流一地~所谓煲仔饭，就是要有超强的感官体验，开饭啦！[馋嘴]tRKZyVn ​
[# # YOU meal cool LaWei soup rice should be regarded as the most popular in guangdong cuisine? Especially when hungry, opened the lid, a mouth water land lick screen ~ the so-called soup rice, is to have a strong sensual experience, dinner! [available] tRKZyVn]

但斌：
    @华君summer：我是老大，我保护你们，你们居然不给我钱，你们赶快充钱弄个VIP，等级越高，你们国家越安全，不给钱我要踢人了，哼！
[@ HuaJun summer I am the boss, I protect you, you didnt give me money, you get money to get a VIP, the higher the grade, the security in your country, do not give money Im going to kick people, hum!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人