搭讪，不然她人生最后六个月多无聊。
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小野妹子学吐槽：天蝎谢谢！
[Scorpio thank you!]
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新沐sunshine：号晴天，背痛到不行，睡觉到十一点，中午住豆腐，看春风十里，看火星，物业买电，七点多吃晚饭，楼房看我们的少年时代，看晓说，盼🌧️盼🌧️盼🌧️。自律离我越来越远了。
[号晴天，背痛到不行，睡觉到十一点，中午住豆腐，看春风十里，看火星，物业买电，七点多吃晚饭，楼房看我们的少年时代，看晓说，盼🌧️盼🌧️盼🌧️。 Self-discipline is becoming more and more far from me. ]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
oLV儿飞o：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
微博搞笑排行榜：哈哈哈哈哈好过瘾！@咸鱼少女阿菱酱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈今天的亮点是评论里小姐姐们气吞山河攻气十足的回怼。
[Ha ha ha ha ha good enough! Ling sauce o @ salted fish girl ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha miss todays comments highlight is sisters was very tapping gas Dui back.]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪汽车：#出行生活#开车遇到这样的乞讨者，还冲你抛媚眼，给还是不给~tRKmyQbA
[# # drive travel life met such beggars, still eyes at you, give or not give ~ tRKmyQbA]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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但斌：见谁都咬，哪敢[挤眼]只是身正不怕影子歪[哈哈]确实是为这首诗而转！这首诗确实证明教授才华横溢，真心赞👍[哈哈][笑cry][鲜花][心][鲜花]@马克斯支持但总，还是劝别招惹韩叫兽[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[See anyone bite, which dare [eye] is just a straight foot is not afraid of a crooked crooked (haha) is indeed a turn for the poem! 这首诗确实证明教授才华横溢，真心赞👍[哈哈][笑cry][鲜花][心][鲜花]@马克斯支持但总，还是劝别招惹韩叫兽[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#极限挑战# 第三期正片新鲜出炉，请接好[太开心]～极限男人帮玩转香港，占据点抢旗子，各种玩法应接不暇～前一秒还在叫嚣“这是我的地盘” 后一秒就变@孙红雷 迷弟，#戏精黄宗泽# 世界欠你一座奥斯卡啊[偷乐]～想知道黄宗泽表现多精彩，表情多丰富？快来优酷一口气看个爽吧～[嘻嘻]...全文： m.weibo
[Limit challenge # # ) feature fresh, please pick up the [quite happy] ~ limit a man to help play in Hong Kong, points to rob the flags, all kinds of plays inundated with ~ before a second still Shouting this is my site after a second becomes @ sun hong lei fan brother, # # fine bosco play the world owes you a Oscar ah [steal joy] ~ want to know how wonderful performance bosco, expression more rich? Come on youku breath to see great ~ hee hee... The full text m. eibo]
但斌：@晓雨闻铃 兄一针见血，可惜韭菜们就是不明白，做好人、买好股的道理[泪]@晓雨闻铃：[哈哈]玩儿了命的发，发到发不出去了熊市就自然结束了[赞]@谭显荣财富人生 [哈哈]@侯宁拭目以待！[挤眼]@皮海洲 走着瞧！@韩志国 我帮你转发，让刘士余主席看到！@喻海文喝多茅台了@叶檀[good]
[@ xiao rain WenLing Brother hit the nail on the head. Its a pity that the leeks just dont understand, be good, bought shares of truth [] tears @ xiao rain WenLing (haha) and play the life of the hair, the hair wont go out after a bear market will naturally over [who] @ tan XianRong wealthha ha @ hou ning to our life!!!!!!! [eye] @ PI see! @ zhi-guo han I help you forward, make shi-yu liu chairman to see! @ YuHaiWen drink much maotai @ ye tan [good]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：在#极限挑战# 点外卖都能点出新技能，艺兴和石榴姐合作的这段“点单版”B-BOX，优酷君真是墙都不扶就服你们啊[笑cry]而为了完成任务竟然偷偷录音，升级后的#张艺兴小羊精# 把经验老道的石榴姐都被给震惊啦[坏笑]至于wuli艺兴的那句深情表白，优酷君表示，今夜我们都是石榴姐！[二哈]...全文： m.weibo
[Limit challenge in # # point of delivery can be highlighted a new skill, art period of pomegranate cooperation this period of single version B - BOX, youku jun was a wall will not help will take you [laugh cry] and in order to complete the task was secretly recording, upgraded # # lay young fine the seasoned pomegranate were surprised! [laugh] as for the prosperity of wuli art that deep feeling, youku jun said that all of us are pomegranate tonight! [two ha]... The full text m. eibo]
但斌：[泪][心][作揖]@老曾阿牛耀邦千古------大西北的千古罪人！今天中国民族、宗教之乱象的千古罪人！甚至是中华民族的千古罪人！多少个王震将军、黄经耀将军等艰苦努力，都被耀邦这样的老天真、中华田园左给完全颠覆了。执政党再不纠正耀邦错误政策所带来的影响，中国距离大乱不远、距离分裂不远！
[[in] [heart] [bowing] have @ old pig yaband eternal -- -- -- -- -- - of yunan sinner! Today Chinas ethnic and religious chaos sinner! Even the sinner of the Chinese nation! How many general wang zhen, general longitude of ourself, such as hard work, have been yaband such old naive, Chinese rural to a complete reversal of the left. The effects of the ruling doesnt correct yaband policy, China split out distance not far, distance not far!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[赞]@股海航行靠修行：我经常鼓励身边的朋友多运动。今天和一个岁不到浑身不舒服的朋友交流运动的好处，我说：只要你每天坚持跑步公里，疾病就会远离你，说不定还会成为百岁老人呢！可喜的是，她今晚就冒着上海多年未见的高温天气，跑步去了！
[[who] @ GuHai sailing on practice I often encourage friends to take more exercise. Today with an age of less than whole body uncomfortable friend exchange movement benefits, I say as long as you insist every day running kilometers, disease will be far away from you, still perhaps can become centenarians! Happily, she hasnt seen for years tonight at Shanghai high temperature weather, run!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：转友评论：“徐海东将军的家人也一直务农，年前还比较拮据，后面政府给了一些帮助，向品格高尚的伟人致敬！！！”[泪][作揖][心][赞][鲜花][鲜花]
[Turn friend comment on general hai-dong xus family has also been farming, years ago are cash-strapped, behind the government gave some help, salute to character noble man!!! [in] [bowing] [heart] [who] [flowers] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜：哈哈哈[允悲]@Xinererer一直翻评论才想起来转发哈哈哈哈这种话题真让人喜欢哈哈哈哈
[Ha, ha, haallow sad @ Xinererer keep turning comments to forward up ha ha ha ha this topic really make people like ha ha ha ha]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
知乎：#知乎小事# 「男人们穿西装，不拘身份不拘场合，骑车也穿跑路也穿，不知道睡觉穿不穿，总之连季节冷暖都不顾了。大概是觉得之前亏欠了太多，必须弥补回来。」👉tRKFxbTp
[# # zhihu small men wear a suit, without informal occasions, cycling wear run also wear, dont know sleep wear dont wear, even the seasonal changes in temperature will not regard the anyway. Probably feel owe too much before, must make up for the back. 👉tRKFxbTp ]
发现更大的世界
但斌：[赞]@清澈de蓝天白云哪有什么为民请命？欺世盗名，演自己的戏而已！典型的利益恶势力阻碍证改而已！@但斌我帮你转，好诗！可惜你对资本市场不懂！或者你的持仓都在雄安概念股、高送转、重组，这些内幕交易的重灾区的股票里，所以，你不敢公布持仓！[挤眼]做恶庄出身的人，如此，可以理解[哈哈]
[[who] @ DE blue sky white clouds clear what plead for the people? Ripoff, play your play! The interests of the typical evil forces hinder the change! @ but bin Ill put you through, good poem! Its a pity that you dont understand in the capital markets. Or you open all stocks in the male, high transfer, reorganization, these areas of insider trading in the stock, so you cant publish position! [eye] do evil was born of the zhuang people, so, can understand (ha ha)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：不酸[挤眼]好湿@耀辉长天酸！@但斌我帮你转，好诗！可惜你对资本市场不懂！或者你的持仓都在雄安概念股、高送转、重组，这些内幕交易的重灾区的股票里，所以，你不敢公布持仓！[挤眼]做恶庄出身的人，如此，可以理解[哈哈]指责他人内幕交易的同时，认识的部级干部多，是否自己在内幕交易？！😄
[Dont acid [eye] good wet @ yiu fai holux acid! @ but bin Ill put you through, good poem! Its a pity that you dont understand in the capital markets. Or you open all stocks in the male, high transfer, reorganization, these areas of insider trading in the stock, so you cant publish position! [eye] do evil was born of the zhuang people, so that you can understand ha ha accuse others of insider trading at the same time, meet the ministry of cadres, whether the insider trading by yourself? ! 😄]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[挤眼]@沙金曹@但斌 但总别戳人的痛处！[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]@但斌我帮你转，好诗！可惜你对资本市场不懂！或者你的持仓都在雄安概念股、高送转、重组，这些内幕交易的重灾区的股票里，所以，你不敢公布持仓！[挤眼][哈哈][馋嘴]做恶庄出身的人，如此，可以理解[哈哈][哈哈]
[[eye] @ alluvial gold @ but cao bin But always dont poke a person pain! [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] [flowers] [flowers] [flowers] @ but bin Ill put you through, good poem! Its a pity that you dont understand in the capital markets. Or you open all stocks in the male, high transfer, reorganization, these areas of insider trading in the stock, so you cant publish position! [eye] [ha ha] [available] do evil was born of the zhuang people, so, can understand (ha ha) (ha ha)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[赞]@海边寻贝人在阳光下晒账本，简单明了，对错一目了然。@但斌我帮你转，好诗！可惜你对资本市场不懂！或者你的持仓都在雄安概念股、高送转、重组，这些内幕交易的重灾区的股票里，所以，你不敢公布持仓！[挤眼][哈哈][馋嘴]做恶庄出身的人，如此，可以理解[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[[who] @ the beach are found in the sun books, simple and clear, right and wrong, be clear at a glance. @ but bin Ill put you through, good poem! Its a pity that you dont understand in the capital markets. Or you open all stocks in the male, high transfer, reorganization, these areas of insider trading in the stock, so you cant publish position! [eye] [ha ha] [available] do evil was born of the zhuang people, so, can understand (ha ha) (ha ha) (ha ha)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[挤眼][馋嘴]@高山流水就是二：但总这个评论可能是茅台喝多了点，关注但总微博久矣，觉得但总是个豁达，开阔之人。境界不同，其实无谓与之争。夫唯不争，天下莫能与之争！中国之事，尤其如此。但总是我心目中接近完美之人，可能对偶像要求过高了吧！不过，话说回来，也许这样才可爱😄
[[eye] [available] @ mountain stream is but all the comments may be maotai drink too much, attention but weibo for a long time, always feel but it is always a magnanimous, open. Different realm, in fact meaningless and struggle. , true, the worlds to struggle! China, in particular. A near perfect people, but it is always my mind may be too high demands on idol!!!! 不过，话说回来，也许这样才可爱😄]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
ZAKER：#深夜ZAKER# 你所遭遇的不幸，都是你所荒废时间的报应。晚安！
[# the night ZAKER# the misfortunes youve encountered, are you waste time. Good night! ]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
猫扑：#猫扑晚安# 一对生活在街头的流浪猫，一只一直守护着另一只腿有残疾的猫。虽然我难以给你更好的生活，但我会一直保护你，等你吃饱了，我再吃！！tRKgNkZc
[# # mop good night a couple living in the streets of stray cats, one has been guarding the other legs disabled cat. Although I cant give you a better life, but I will always protect you, waiting for you to eat, I eat again!!!!! tRKgNkZc]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
冷笑话精选：不要回头
[Dont look back]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博位置：老夫最受不了熊猫这种动物了[拜拜] 咬合力仅次于北极熊[拜拜] 和棕熊齐平[拜拜] 奔跑速度在海拔两千米高度的山地里能超过刘翔平地最高速度[拜拜] 能爬上二十米以上的树[拜拜] 能把三四头狼当坐垫玩[拜拜] 丫的就这么一残暴玩意儿居然靠卖萌为生！！[拜拜] tRifHyeP tRxRTnZ
[Experienced the most cant stand the panda, this animal bite after the polar bear [bynum] [bye] and brown bears flush [bynum] at an altitude of two km altitude mountain can run more than liu xiang flat top speed [bynum] can climb up more than meters trees can [bynum] SanSiTou Wolf when cushion play [bynum] ya is such a cruel thing unexpectedly by show MOE!! [bye] tRifHyeP tRxRTnZ]
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汽车之家：#晚安家人# 等红灯的时候你都会做什么？
[# # good night family while waiting for the red light you will do? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#试车笔记#路虎全新发现一键变床模式[挖鼻]，没毛病！tRKxjF
[# # test notes land rover found a key new bed model [dig nose], no problem! tRKxjF]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：【印度大叔一边做开颅手术一边弹吉他 简直到飞起】最近在印度有一名岁大叔，在医生给自己做开颅手术的时候，大叔全程清醒，仍然抱着自己的吉他弹奏音乐。而他的这种疾病，很诡异地只有在弹奏吉他的时候才会重现↓↓大叔手术现场↓↓↓tRKFQ
[【 uncle India do surgical operation while playing the guitar Simply to 】 recently in India have a uncle age, when the doctor to do surgical operation, uncle awake all the way, still holding his guitar playing music. And his this kind of disease, very strangely only when playing the guitar again left uncle left surgical site left left left tRKFQ down down down down]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【印度大叔一边做开颅手术一边弹吉他 简直到飞起】最近在印度有一名岁大叔，在医生给自己做开颅手术的时候，大叔全程清醒，仍然抱着自己的吉他弹奏音乐。而他的这种疾病，很诡异地只有在弹奏吉他的时候才会重现↓↓大叔手术现场↓↓↓tRKFQ
[【 uncle India do surgical operation while playing the guitar Simply to 】 recently in India have a uncle age, when the doctor to do surgical operation, uncle awake all the way, still holding his guitar playing music. And his this kind of disease, very strangely only when playing the guitar again left uncle left surgical site left left left tRKFQ down down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
Autobeta汽车杂志：布加迪Chiron ！！！ tRKkHvz
[The bugatti Chiron!!!!!! tRKkHvz]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
新浪新闻客户端：交警：买一送一[允悲]
[Police buy one get one free [allow sad]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【妻子骑电动闯红灯被查 丈夫酒驾赶来为老婆助威】近日，吴某骑电动车行驶到长江路时，闯红灯被巡逻交警拦下处罚，吴某给丈夫张某打电话，希望他能来给自己“助威”。于是丈夫不顾刚刚喝了酒骑着摩托车赶了过来↓↓↓tRKFbRu
[【 wife check ride electric through a red light Husband drunk driving to cheer for the wife 】 recently, Wu Mou ride electric vehicles to changjiang road, the red light was stopped by traffic police patrol, Wu Mou to call her husband zhang, hope he can come to myself cheer. So her husband regardless of has just left for drink and riding a motorcycle left left tRKFbRu down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
音悦台：【晚安】我可以为我们的散承担一半，你可以为我们的散不用承担，早点切断也许结果就不会那么难堪，“为何亏欠的人特别勇敢”，听#薛之谦#一首《一半》就能看开[心]tRUycoM
[【 good night 】 I can bear half for our bulk, you can need not bear for our bulk, cut off early maybe the results would not be so embarrassed, and why do those who owe very brave, listening to one # # memory half can cheer up [heart] tRUycoM]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
微博搞笑排行榜：今晚互换一下
男生来撒一句娇，女生假装女朋友回复一下 _____________________________
[Exchange < br > boy tonight to scatter a charming, girls pretend girlfriend replies _____________________________]
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梁詠琪：今天香港打風🌪🌪🌪，最近外面又流感肆虐😷😷😷，小朋友留在家裡總要找點事做🤔🤔🤔...所以我也趁機這個禮拜在家瘋狂練習做手工麵包🥖🍞🥐，讓Sofia在幫忙中找樂趣之餘🌈🌈🌈，又可以自己做小朋友的點心，不用吃包裝加工食品🍫🍬🍭，健康又好玩👏🏻👏🏻?...全文： m.weibo
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