【周杰回应被自己的表情包侮辱：你是明着挑我了！】日前，周杰正面回应先前表情包恶搞事件，强调了作为一个人，要有必要的尊严↓↓周杰曾表示“表情包”大家可以随便用，但唯独不要这样做↓↓周杰遭恶搞事件来龙去脉↓↓你怎么看？[思考]tRKST
[【 week hero response by their own expression package insult showed did you pick me! Week hero has a positive response to the previous expression package parody, emphasized as a person, must have the necessary dignity left left Zhou Jieceng said expression package everyone can use casually, but dont do it alone left left week hero notoriously event context left left down what do you think? [thinking] tRKST]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜：主人想让二哈学习游泳，怕它淹着，就给它穿上了救生衣，结果.....[二哈][doge][doge] tRKSql
[Owners want two ha learn swimming, afraid it flooded, give it put on life jackets, and the result... [two ha] [doge] [doge] tRKSql]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
优酷：【周杰回应被自己的表情包侮辱：作为一个人要有尊严】周杰在#举杯呵呵喝#正面回应先前表情包恶搞事件：“你前面艾特个小鲜肉，到我这变一个变相的图，是故意的吗？那你是明着挑我了。我认为作为一个人，你要有尊严吧。你走到街上，如果有人真的是侮辱了你的人格，我相信，不会无动于衷的。”...全文： m.weibo
[[week hero response package insult their expression as a human being should have dignity 】 week hero in # # glasses ha ha drink a positive response to previous expression package parody event in front of you @ a little fresh, to me it is a disguised form of figure, is deliberately? Is showed that you carry me. I think as a person, you want to have dignity. You go to the street, if someone is really insulted your personality, I believe, not indifferent. ... The full text m. eibo]
小野妹子学吐槽：手感那么棒吗？借我也揉一会呗[舔屏] tRKSzSz
[Feel so good? Lend me also rub the bai [lick screen] tRKSzSz for a while]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：#挑战者联盟# 盟盟@挑战者联盟 你把wuli小军师怎么了？看起来…身陷掰腕子魂碎捏脚阵，这场颜艺秀，请大家自行给冬冬[小黄人坏笑]@陈学冬
[# # challenger alliance alliance au @ challenger alliance wuli small strategist how have you been? Look... In a pinch feet array cooperatedwith soul, the YanYiXiu please themselves to dong dong [yellow people laugh] @ cheney]
Autobeta汽车杂志：名女孩酒后在警车上尬舞，被警察蜀黍团灭[允悲]
tRKxaY
[Girl drunk on the police car full dance, destroyed by the police sorghum group [allow sad] < br > tRKxaY]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
优酷：#马世芳听说#这一期讲的是才华横溢的传奇摇滚教父鲍勃•迪伦，一位影响了美国一代青年人的文化符号， 一起来听@马世芳 娓娓道来，鲍勃•迪伦 如何彻底永远改变了流行音乐，彻底改变了西方青年文化史[笑而不语]说起摇滚，那些我们中国内地的摇滚战士们tRKSyFV #酷剧场# tRKVvm
[# # Ma Shifang heard that this issue is about the brilliant legendary rock godfather Bob dylan, a influenced the culture symbol of a generation of young people in the United States, together to listen to @ Ma Shifang, Bob dylan how thoroughly changed popular music forever, thoroughly change the wests youth culture smiling without a word of rock, those we Chinese rock soldiers tRKSyFV # # tRKVvm cool theater]
南方都市报：【济南一女孩公交未让座被老人扇耳光 半边脸都肿了】月日，济南一网友爆料称，一女孩坐公交因身体不舒服没有给身旁一位大妈让座。大妈不相信其身体不适，女孩回了一句：“不信算了”，却遭到老人一记耳光，半边脸肿了。目前，当事女孩已打算息事宁人，称公道自在人心。齐鲁晚报tRKixusK
[The jinan bus did not give up her seat was the old man slapped a girl Half of your face is swollen 】 month day, jinan, a netizen has said, a girl sit bus because the body uncomfortable not offered his seat to an old woman beside. Aunt not to believe the discomfort, the girl replied dont believe forget it, was the old man a slap in the face, side face is swollen. At present, the party girl is going to go, said fair in the heart. Qilu evening news tRKixusK]
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冷笑话精选：美国加州艺术家Pangaean Studios的手印绘画。。脑洞好大！很强！tRKSUvnI
[Hand painting. California artists Pangaean Studios. Imagination is so big! Very strong! tRKSUvnI]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【尬躺！大妈三伏天扎堆广场烤“石疗”[摊手]】近日在安徽淮北一个广场，频现大妈打着遮阳伞躺在鹅卵石铺的地面上做“热疗”的景象↓↓一位大妈声称，目前正值三伏天，经过太阳炙烤的鹅卵石可以祛除体内湿气[费解]白天尬躺晚上尬舞，这景象不要太辣眼↓↓tRKSyyE
[[embarrassed lie! Aunt dog days cluster square baking stone therapy [stand hand]] in anhui huaibei a square, recently frequent Boyle was lying on the ground of the gravel under umbrellas heat image of the left left a Boyle said that at present during the dog days, the sun baked pebbles can remove the body moisture [difficult] full lie full dance at night during the day, the scene is not too hot eye left left tRKSyyE]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：今后，在武汉酒后驾驶，同桌吃饭和同车的人要注意了，可能要与驾驶员一起受到教育处罚！今悉，武汉市交管局近期将出台一项新举措：酒后驾驶“同车、同桌”将要接受处罚。据悉，这是武汉市交管首次进行的尝试。
“同车、同桌有责”教育处罚机制共分为两个档次，对查获的酒驾违法，在依法对驾驶员进行处...全文： m.weibo
[In the future, drunk driving in wuhan, and having dinner with people to pay attention to the car, may be punished by education with the driver! Today, wuhan bureau will soon introduce a new initiative with the car, sit at the same table drunk driving will accept the punishment. It is reported, this is the first time traffic in wuhan city to attempt. < br > with the car, sit at the same table is responsible for education punishment mechanism is divided into two class, according to law is seized for drunk driving is illegal, the driver... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
汽车之家：#国内谍照# 【下半年上市 启辰全新紧凑型轿车申报图】日前，我们从工信部获得了一组启辰全新紧凑型轿车的申报图。申报图显示，新车的整车线条较为凌厉，营造出了较强的运动感。参考此前消息，这款车将于今年下半年正式上市。tRKapMOA
[Domestic spy # # 【 listed in the second half Qichen compact cars to declare new figure 】 recently, we get a set from the ministry qichen declare figure brand new compact car. Report shows, new car vehicle line is relatively sharp, create a strong movement. Refer to the previous message, the car will be officially listed in the second half of this year. tRKapMOA]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：你在楼，可以感受在云端的浪漫；你住地下室，只能听到别人丢垃圾的声音...有点扎心了，老铁！[伤心][伤心]突然好想听更多的“你和汽车的故事”，留在评论里吧↓[心]
[In the building, you can set you up in the air of romance; Do you live in the basement, can only hear the sound of the people throw rubbish... Have a little heart, brother! [sad] [sad] suddenly want to listen to more the story of you and the car, in comments left [heart]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：#终极三国# 动不动就尬舞不是我们的feel,边看剧，边与你不同寻常的聊天才是正道！#东汉五美来尬聊#发射弹幕开启一场银时空High咖弹幕大乱斗，参战还是围观，随你来！@Alex张贺茗 @AND-鍾羽Eunice @AND-Lucia @張皓明jeff @VJ楚乔
[Ultimate three kingdoms # # ready to full dance is not we feel watching drama, and unusual to chat with you is the way! # # of the eastern han dynasty beauty chat to full launch barrage open a High silver space-time cafe barrage ported, war or onlookers, come with you! Alex Zhang Heming @ @ the AND - bone Eunice @ the AND - Lucia @ Zhang Haoming Jeff @ VJ andreas]
猫扑：【#吵架后将妻子扔下走廊# 警方称正在调查[并不简单]】日，网上有人发布一段视频：遂宁大英县一名男子与一名女子发生争吵后，男子将女子从楼上走廊扔下，所幸女子并无大碍。网友称，两人为夫妻关系。据悉，男子当时处于醉酒状态，事后女子表示不追究男子责任。目前，警方正在进一步调查中。 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # will wife dropped after the quarrel corridor is investigating police said [is not simple]], a video released online someone suining daying a man after a bust-up with a woman, man to a woman from the upstairs down the hallway, but women unscathed. Net friend said, two people for a relationship. The man was in a drunken state, after the woman said no man liability shall be pursued. At present, the police are further investigated. ... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈哈哈哈！生吃鸡蛋我见过，配上freestyle吃得这样魔性的还是头一次见。这位主播简直是在用绳命玩#没什么玩不起# 的挑战啊[笑cry]一度怀疑他是不是想笑死我好继承我的小礼物 [doge]tRKaFdlZ
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Raw eggs Ive ever seen, deserve to go up freestyle eat such ones or see for the first time. The anchor is in # # nothing cannot play using a rope life challenge ah [laugh cry] once suspect if he want to laugh die me well [doge] tRKaFdlZ inherit my little gift]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：酿造茅台的高粱--小红粱
[The wine maotai - small GongLiang sorghum]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博开放平台：咳咳，上课啦，童鞋们今天我们学学任老板的管理哲学[小黄人高兴][小黄人高兴] tRKSzetF
[Ahem, have a class, the childrens shoes today we learn the management philosophy of former bossesyellow to yellow people happy tRKSzetF]
open.weibo 微博开放平台的相关问题，可以私信我哦
巴曙松：香港交易所今天发布Cash Market调查报告中英文版，链接如下：
EnglishtRKSzJJ
ChinesetRKSzJJr
[The Hong Kong stock exchange Cash Market survey report, published today in the English version, the link is as follows < br > < br > EnglishtRKSzJJ < br > < br > ChinesetRKSzJJr]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
优酷：陪伴了我们近一个月的#军师联盟#上部即将大结局了[泪]剧中翩若惊鸿、婉若游龙的小姐姐甄宓#张芷溪# 是不是你的菜呢？听说小姐姐这两天就要领盒饭了，#好心疼甄姬啊# [泪]tRKSzMVC
[Through the nearly a month of upper # # mastermind alliance is the finale of the [] of tears play if surprised hong, wan if flying in the little sister zm-zhsg # # zhang zixi is your food? Hear little sister this is bringing bento for two days, # # good love dearly binjii tRKSzMVC [tears]]
微博汽车：#车评精选# 高手过招，各有绝招 [给力]
[Review selected # # car player missed, each have unique skill [to]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
小浪同学爱吐槽：【妈妈深度陪玩王者荣耀 让孩子用“积分”换游戏时间[吃惊]】为了跟上儿子的步伐，身为心理医生的王女士开始和孩子一起打“农药”。她给孩子设立了一套玩游戏管理办法：不仅包括孩子需要靠平时的表现积分，来兑换游戏时间，还定出这样的玩游戏“加时条件”↓↓你感觉咋样？tRKSuB
[The mothers depth with play king glory Let children use the points in the game time [surprised]] in order to keep up with the pace of the son, as a psychological doctor wang started playing pesticide with their children. She set up a play games to the child management approach not only includes children need to rely on the performance of the integral at ordinary times, change the game time, also set it to play games overtime left left you feel down? tRKSuB]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：#家家车生活# 【一张图看懂拉力赛车和量产车的区别】不曾经历过，就无法对其有着深入的了解，任何行业、事物都一样。很多朋友认为拉力赛车就是通过对原厂车型进行深度改装后，得到一辆改装后的拉力赛车。然而，在国内CRC赛场上就有那么几辆车是完完全全重新研发，专门为了比赛而制造的车型。
[# # every car life 【 picture understand rally car and production difference 】 never experienced, will not be able to have in-depth understanding, for its any industry, things are the same. A lot of friends think the rally car is through the study of the depth of the original models modified, get a modified rally car. In domestic CRC, however, there is then a few cars is completely a new research and development, specially built for the game models. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#车主有话说# 车上一定要落锁！tRKXihxR
[# # owners say the car must padlock! tRKXihxR]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：#上优酷看醉玲珑#超长片花抢先看，嗯，超长的那种~玲珑夫妇初相遇，权谋争斗初显端倪~今晚相约优酷，来看醉美初见[挤眼]#今天你巫了吗#
tRKSZpj
[# on youku have drunk and exquisite # super long trailers beat look, uh, the kind of ~ long and exquisite couple met at the beginning of the tactics to fight into being to meet tonight at the beginning of youku, see drunken beauty first [eye] # # you wu today? < br > tRKSZpj]
猫扑：绝望了 tRKaRwMs
[The desperate tRKaRwMs]
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优酷：【#锋厨召集令# 回家作业第二题】挑战S刮姜皮，谢霆锋@锋味 玩出了花儿。闻着就新鲜！[小黄人剪刀手]#酷剧场# tRKaHZUq
[【 # front hutch call-up # homework 】 challenge S ginger skin, Nicholas tse @ front flavour to play out of the flowers. Smells fresh! [huang people scissorhands] # # tRKaHZUq cool theater]
优酷：看过了#优酷极限挑战#的小伙伴们，一定都不难发现极限男人帮们在第一期中挑战了很多不同的职业，早餐店师傅、洗车工、送奶工……[并不简单]#极限劳动者#不仅是唤醒城市的人，更是用双手在默默努力的人。[good]看看下图对应的是身边哪些职业，其中暗藏惊喜哦！[笑而不语]
[Seen the limit challenge # # youku friends, men must be easy to find the limit for the challenges in the first phase of a lot of different professions, breakfast chef, wash Turner, milkman... [] are not simple # # limit workers is not only the awakened city, even in people who silently efforts with hands. [good] see side which is below the corresponding profession, these hidden surprises! [smiling without a word]]
汽车之家：近日，安徽滁州民警在巡逻时，发现一辆面包车为多拉货，全车身被三层货物包围覆盖，挡住前后车窗视线，司机只能从侧窗伸头观察路况……根据相关规定，民警对其违法行为给予元罚款。（来源：央视新闻）tRKiTuMj
[Recently, the anhui chuzhou police on patrol, found a van for DORA goods, whole body is surrounded by three layers of the goods covered, block before and after the window view, the driver can only be viewed from the side window give him the road... According to relevant regulations, civilian police to its illegal yuan fine. (source CCTV news) tRKiTuMj]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【吴越演“小三”被骂惨 晒一首小诗坦然回应[思考]】日，因在《我的前半生》中饰演“小三”被骂到关了微博评论的吴越发文，称被妈妈开导后心情大好，还以一首侯宝林先生的小诗作为回应↓↓也首度表明生活中自己的态度↓↓加油，吴老师演技棒棒哒！[good]tRKSPTj
[[wu yue play small three be scold Bask in a small poem, calm response [thinking]] due to play in the first half of my little three cursed to shut weibo comments wu yue, said mom channel after the mood good, also in response to a small poem Mr Hou left left for the first time also shows that their attitude in life left left down come on, Mr Wu acting pops the dalai! [good] tRKSPTj]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：回复@韩丑丑的小叔叔真的？？@韩丑丑的小叔叔回复@帝依鸣我大重庆真的是这样的。欢迎来玩呀。
[Reply @ Korea ugly little uncle really?? Ugly little uncle reply @ @ Korea emperor in accordance with the sound I really is such a big chongqing. Welcome to play ah.]
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南方都市报：【确实是亲爹！爸爸犯困丢孩子，仨娃高速公路狂追车[笑cry]】近日，福建三明，父亲开车载三个孩子上高速，停服务区休息时，三个小孩下车散步，不料父亲突然把车开走。孩子们不得已跑上高速狂追爹，上演了一场高速版“爸爸去哪儿”。孩子：等着回家跪妈妈的搓衣板吧！[阴险]tRKiDSql
[【 did father! Daddy be sleepy child, crazy car chase sa Eva highway [laugh cry]] recently, fujian sanming, father drove on high speed, three children stop service area during the break, three children got out for a walk, only to find father suddenly drive away. The children had to run on the crazy chase dad, staged a high-speed version dad where to go. Child waiting to go home and knelt mother rub garment board! [insidious] tRKiDSql]
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音悦台：今天的你，热到蒸发[浮云]
[Todays you, heat to evaporate [the cloud]]
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猫扑：@饼干姐 这是两地视频拼的，不能把锅都甩给临沂。中间的视频是青岛的暴走团，现在已经解决了，交警协调到学校操场走了。后面临沂的团，我问了一下当地，正在调查。对于视频中说的“没地方走”我表示不赞同。视频中的几段路，明明非机动车道都空的，可都在机动车道上走。
[@ biscuits elder sister This is both video spell, not the pot fell to linyi. Qingdao is the video in the middle of the outbreak of group, has now been solved, the traffic police coordination walked to the school playground. Linyi behind, I asked some local, is investigating. Said in the video have no place to go, I said dont agree with you. Video of a few section of the road, the non-motor vehicle lanes clearly is empty, can walk in the road.]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我跟我对象相亲认识的，今年年后二月份相亲的，我跟他家很近，我觉得我对他一见钟情，是我喜欢的，不知道他内心对我什么感觉，反正我们就平时qq微信聊着，我在金华，他在宁波工作，后面五月初他来我这边说要在我这边工作，我发现他一直跟一个女孩有联系，被我发现了原来是他前女友，...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I object to meet with me, years after the date in February this year, with his house is very near to me, I think Im falling in love at first sight to him, is I like, dont know what feeling to me, his heart WeChat anyway, we can usually qq chatting, I am in jinhua, he works in ningbo, the back he said to me in early may want to work in my side, I found that he had been with a girl, I found it was his former girlfriend,... The full text m. eibo]
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