【这支逼平U国足的球队，队员大多兼职送外卖[摊手]】昨天U亚洲杯预选赛中，中国U男足险平世界排名位的柬埔寨。U国足里多数是中超、中甲首发；而柬埔寨队大多数球员兼职送外卖，甚至一名队员因外卖生意太好缺席本场比赛[允悲]↓↓打开视频自己感受下[doge]↓↓tRKVRy
[【 draw the Us team, the players are mostly part-time delivery [stand hand]] yesterday U in the Asian cup qualifiers, China U men risk flat world ranking of Cambodia. U the teams most is the Chinese super league, one starting; And Cambodia team most players part-time delivery, even as one of the take-away business is too good to miss the matchallow sadness left left open video [doge] left left tRKVRy under their feelings]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：男票给车载音响装上了超重低音炮后……哈哈哈哈好酷！tRKjM
[Male ticket after overweight subwoofer fitted on the stereo... Ha ha ha ha so cool! tRKjM]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
玩转instagram：一条拯救不会拍照不会修图星人的干货自拍教程！看完把我手机里的修图APP都删了！端午节放假就靠它装逼了~ tRKFar
[A rescue will not take pictures not figure star people dry autodyne tutorial! Finish the repairing figure I phone APP have deleted! The Dragon Boat Festival holiday depends on it forced ~ tRKFar]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【史上最强手机走私女：一次捆绑部iPhone过关[doge]】深圳罗湖海关近日截获一名走私女，令人傻眼的是，该女子居然在身上捆绑隐藏了部iPhone手机，同时还有部名表！内衣裤子全塞满，画风堪比“钢铁侠”↓↓经称重，这批手机和手表约斤重...也是拼了[摊手]↓↓tRKqxPz
[The strongest in the history of mobile phone smuggling female a bundled iPhone pass [doge]] shenzhen luohu customs has intercepted a smuggling female, is dumbfounded, the woman was bound to hide herself with iphones, as well as the watch! Underwear pants full fill, painting style as iron man left left by weighing down, this batch of mobile phone and watch about kg... Is also spell [stand hand] left left tRKqxPz down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
一块去旅行：京都 ｜稻荷大社。
[Kyoto | rice lotus big clubs. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
猫扑：【男生在校园贴满表白信，承诺事后打扫】[并不简单]近日，@湖南科技大学 一男生将一张张写有“要让全世界都知道，师傅喜欢你”的表白纸条，贴在女生上课沿路的树木上，希望女主早上出门会收到一路惊喜。不过男生表示事后自己会主动清理现场。[污]这样的表白方式，你接受吗？[doge] （via长沙大学城儿...全文： m.weibo
[【 boy plastered campus valentine, promise after cleaning 】 is not simple recently, a boy will write one @ hunan university of science and technology to let the world know, teacher like you do the note, on the trees along the girls in class, I hope she will go out in the morning received a surprise. But the boy said he would take the initiative to clean up the scene. [pollution] do this way, do you accept? [doge] (via changsha university town son... m. eibo]
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汽车之家：#新车官图# 【搭.T发动机月亮相 新英速亚GSi官图】日前，欧宝发布了一组全新英速亚GSi车型的官方图片，新车在动力上将搭载在一台.T发动机，并将会在今年月开幕的法兰克福车展上正式亮相。据了解，该车的定位将介于普通版英速亚与英速亚OPC之间。tRKutRID
[Figure # # new officer 【. T engine appearance New the speed and the GSi officer figure 】 recently, opel has released a set of new official pictures of the speed and the GSi models, will carry on a new car in power. T engine, and will be opened at this months Frankfurt motor show debut. It is understood that the vehicles location will be between the ordinary version of the speed and the speed between the OPC. tRKutRID]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
卢健生：似易实难的任务。[doge]
[Seems easy to difficult tasks. [doge]]
视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO
小野妹子学吐槽：有空一定来点歌哈，感受一下低配版薛之谦的魅力💅 tRKnbJJP
[有空一定来点歌哈，感受一下低配版薛之谦的魅力💅 tRKnbJJP ]
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优酷：#酷剧场# 超大版Groot给你治愈，《当怪物来敲门》优酷首播[来] 以为是个怪物片，结果发现是一个暖心治愈又致郁的反童话[泪]小正太康纳承受校园霸凌，和母亲即将离世的打击，每天晚上都会做恶梦。有一天一个恶魔应他召唤而来，用独特视角见证了他的成长之痛[笑而不语]tRKuHoRu
[# # super cool theater version Groot to cure you, when monsters come knocking at the door youku premiere [to] thought it was a monster, it is found that is a warm heart and cure to the fairy tale of [] tears eyes connor inherit the campus bullying, and his mother hit the departure, have bad dreams every night. One day a demon should he summoned, with unique Angle of view witnessed his growth pain tRKuHoRu [smiling without a word]
小野妹子学吐槽：马上开个语音直播，唱k一小时，欢迎来点歌
[Immediately open a voice broadcast, one hour to sing k, welcome to the classics]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【大爷大妈扎堆躺地面做“热疗” 专家：当心痔疮[衰]】在安徽淮北的一个广场，每天傍晚，大叔大妈们纷纷前来扎堆躺在鹅卵石地面上进行“热疗”，认为这样可以治“湿毒”，能“冬病夏治”。但专家表示，接触石头的身体面积较大，热气捂着不易发散，容易引起痔疮等疾病[摊手]↓↓tRKbNv
[The elderly men lay on the ground are enjoying heat expert beware of hemorrhoids [failure]] a plaza in anhui huaibei, every evening, uncle aunt came to cluster lie in pebbles on the ground heat, thought it would be wet poison, winter disease summer. But experts say, contact rock body area is larger, the heat over not easy divergence, easy to cause [stand hand] left left tRKbNv hemorrhoids and other ailments]
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猫扑：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈男朋友给车载音响装上了超重低音炮是一种怎样的体验，看到最后哈哈哈 tRKvhs（via苦逼老湿）
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha boyfriend fitted on the stereo overweight subwoofer is a what kind of experience, to see the last hahaha tRKvhs (via helpless pain in the wet)]
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微博搞笑排行榜：化学老师气到泼硫酸@尔迷喉科哈哈哈哈哈哈学以致用 @-你饼子豹笑@棍只想好好舔屏我靠哈哈哈可以的@FreakAsYou我刚学化学不要这样啊哈哈哈哈哈@安喵Hiddlestan 哇望普及@最终棱镜妙哇！
[Chemistry teacher gas into acid @ fan throat section smile ha ha ha ha ha ha @ - use your cake leopard @ just want to stick to lick the screen I ha ha ha can learn chemistry of @ FreakAsYou I just dont do this mew ahaha ha ha ha @ Ann meow Hiddlestan at popular @ eventually prism wonderful wow!]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【浙江一岁男子杀人抛尸 岁曾将奶奶杀死焚烧[吃惊]】年少时因为偷钱被自己的奶奶发现，不惜杀害对方并焚毁尸体，坐牢十余年，浙江嘉兴的陈某却并未“收手”。出狱后当上老板的他，因和女子李某发生争吵，将其杀害并绑重沉尸↓↓手段相当残忍[伤心]↓↓tRKoJI
[The old man kill dumped in zhejiang province Age had killed grandma burned [surprised]] youth discovered by his grandmother for stealing money, do not hesitate to kill each other and burned bodies, to jail for more than ten years, zhejiang jiaxing XXL is not stop. On his boss came in, and the woman li mou, bound to be killed and heavy heavy resin left left means quite cruel [sad] left left tRKoJI down]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：老公出轨一年多，最终我发现，折腾以后，我不明白为什么他要告诉我在哪里旅游了，在哪里开房了，只有两次，细节也说，他说是寻求从我这里得不到的东西，从来没有想过和我离婚，他说是寻找精神需求，这是精神需求吗？这个女的还理直气壮说老公勾引她，我也知道这个社会的精神沦陷，在...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening husband cheating more than a year, finally I found that STH over and over again, I dont understand why he wanted to tell me where is the travel, where is the check in, only two times, detail also said that he is seeking the thing that can not get from me, never want to divorce with me, he says it is looking for spiritual needs, is the spiritual demand? This woman said even seduce her husband, and I know that the social spirit fall in... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
汽车之家：千呼万唤终来到[鼓掌][鼓掌]
[The long-awaited eventually came to [applause.] [applause.]]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小野妹子学吐槽：第二个问题，你家爱豆如果接了抄袭戏，你会不会粉转路。
[Your second question, your love beans if pick up the copy, you will not be powder road.]
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汽车之家：河北交警推“等灯舞”：红灯时女民警与孩子在斑马线上跳舞（新闻源自：北京青年报）
[Hebei police pushed the lantern dance, female police at a red light and children dance on the zebra crossing (news source Beijing youth daily)]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【男子假扮病逝妹妹，穿女装年哄母亲开心】广西桂林一位五十多岁大叔，常穿旗袍带母亲逛街。大叔说，妹妹因病去世，母亲思念女儿，精神出了问题，自从他穿上女装，扮作妹妹，母亲就变开心了。tRKCmpkh
[# # weibo communication radio [man died of posing as sister, mother wear womens clothing in feel happy 】 a uncle fifties, guangxi guilin often wear qipao with mother shopping. Uncle said, sister died because of illness, mother missing daughter, spirit has a problem, since he wear womens clothing, as sister, mother would become happy. tRKCmpkh]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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最全面的车型数据；
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最丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【女子网上结识赵匡胤欲闪婚 怀孕后对方人间蒸发】女子网上结识男子名叫“赵匡胤”，因为自己之前的感情经历，以为找到了真命天子，于是和赵某关系发展迅速，很快坠入了爱河。女子把全部积蓄都给了对方，而且还怀了对方的孩子，结果赵匡胤就此消失了……[衰]↓↓tRKUto
[The woman met online song taizu to flash marriage Pregnancy after the evaporation each other] woman online met a man named song taizu, because their emotional experience before, thought to find the right person, then and zhao mou relationship has developed rapidly, soon fell in love. Woman gave all his savings to the other party, but also with the other children, as a result, song taizu disappear...... Left left tRKUto [failure]]
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优酷：#上优酷看醉玲珑#论发糖优酷君只服玲珑夫妇！我凌王和准凌王妃一边上刀山下火海，一边还不忘情话撩一脸：果然是我的女人面对这样的发糖日常，优酷君只能含泪咽下一口口狗粮[doge]，默默期待今晚优酷玲珑夫妇“卖命”发糖～预感离虐恋模式不远了[泪][泪]@刘诗诗 @Winlliam威廉陈伟霆
#酷剧场# ...全文： m.weibo
[Theory of # # on youku to see drunk and exquisite candy youku jun but exquisite couple! My ling Wang Hezhun princess ling side down on wheels, while not providing words pulled a face it was my woman in the face of such candy everyday, youku jun only tears swallow between dog food [doge], silently looking forward to tonights youku and exquisite couple hard candy ~ the feeling is not far from the sm model [tears] [] tears @ Cecilia liu @ Winlliam William William < br > # cool theater #... The full text m. eibo]
优酷：“山雨”来时春风起，#春风十里不如你#马上点准时开播！开播福利黄金会员今晚点提前撒糖待遇！[憧憬]生猛耿直的社会红姐和痞苏浪漫的文青秋水终于相遇，周冬雨张一山互怼开始了！带领仁和青年天团一起演绎#谁的青春没作过#，宝宝们准备好迎接各种姿势的“春风撩人杀”了嘛？[笑而不语]追剧日历送上，...全文： m.weibo
[Mountain rain when the spring breeze, # # spring breeze excited as you immediately started on time! Sow welfare gold members tonight some sugar on treatment in advance! [hope] a bit blunt social public and the new su romantic wen-ching colchicine finally meet, zhou yishan zhang mutual Dui has begun! Led the kernel with youth day group whose youth never make # #, babies ready for various postures of spring breeze up person kill? Smiling without a word calendar to chase play,... The full text m. eibo]
小野妹子学吐槽：请教一下，能不能集中告诉我哪些电视剧、电影、大ip是抄袭来的，我好不接相关的广告宣传...
[Ask, can you tell me what kind of TV shows, movies, big is copied to the IP, I am not meet relevant advertising... ]
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南方都市报：【广场舞正式“转正”！被列入全运会竞赛项目】一度被置于风口浪尖的广场舞终于要转正了！月即将在天津开幕的全国运动会今年增设了群众比赛项目，广场舞大赛等个项目作为网络项目跻身全运会。目前，已有上百个广场舞队伍上传了比赛视频，要经网络“海选”才能晋级。东方卫视tRKnShA
[Square dance positive formally! 】 was listed in the national games competition projects had been in the forefront of square dance finally to become a full member! Month the opening of the national games in tianjin this year added mass events, such as a square dance competition project as a network project among the national games. At present, there have been hundreds of square dance team to upload the video game, cant get promotion audition via the network. Dragon TV tRKnShA]
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Autobeta汽车杂志：这飙车技术必须满分[偷笑]tRKuHUc
[The motorcycle racing technology must be full marks tRKuHUc [laughing]]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
小野妹子学吐槽：泰勒斯威夫特：？？？@追风少年刘全有怕是要被雷劈了@黄濑濑濑濑值得等到最后！
[Taylor swift????? @ zhuifeng juvenile quan-you liu will be being hit the @ huang dalai dalai dalai dalai worth waiting until the last!]
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新浪新闻客户端：【萧敬腾已抵京 早点回家！！！[话筒]】“雨神”萧敬腾今日现身首都机场，口罩遮面单手捂耳，恰逢北京闷热酷暑雨神机场眉头紧锁↓↓不过气象部门最新预报，北京马上有中到大雨，局地暴雨↓↓难道将再一次坐实萧敬腾“雨神”的名号[偷笑]↓↓不说了回家了~溜了溜了[笑而不语]tRKLdY
[The blues have been in Beijing Home early!!!!!! [microphone]] rain god blues today at the capital airport, mask covered face hands over your ears alone, to coincide with Beijing airport sultry summer rain god frown left left but the latest forecast, meteorological department in Beijing immediately to the heavy rain, local heavy rains left left dont will again sit real blues rain god the name [laughing] left left dont say the home ~ slipped down slipped tRKLdY [smiling without a word]
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微博搞笑排行榜：#梦想大一点有错吗# 中国航天发展史，可以说是相当辉煌了。万万没想到，这多年前的“航天飞船”还挺酷... [可怜]
[# # is there any wrong dream bigger China aerospace history, can be said to be quite glorious. Never expected, this many years ago spaceship is pretty cool... [poor]]
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猫扑：世界上第一头会唱歌的狮子王，差点我就信了哈哈 tRKuzbvL（via我朋友是个奇葩）
[The first singing the lion king in the world, almost, believed I ha ha tRKuzbvL (via my friend is a wonderful work)]
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优酷：#春风十里不如你#大剧玩法升级，期待你的作品哦！[来][亲亲]
[# # spring breeze excited as you play game update, looking forward to your work! [to] [kiss]]
玩转instagram：炒鸡可爱！[心]
[Fried chicken lovely! [heart]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
冷笑话精选：这是我见过最壮观的风暴了……
到底是哪位道友在渡劫啊？[哆啦A梦吃惊]
tRKzu
[This is the most spectacular storm Ive ever seen... < br > what a friend before the crossing the bullet? [doraemon surprised] < br > tRKzu]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博汽车：神秘天坑，何人离群索居？
浩瀚沙漠，谁又埋下伏笔？
千岛湖下，睡城何时苏醒？
独龙河谷，纹面如今安在？
航天中心，探月真相如何？
#林肯SUV北纬度寻造不凡#
小时直播，就在今日！
直播间链接：tRKYo
[Mysterious tiankeng, whom solitude? < br > the vast desert, who is the stage? < br > thousand island lake, sleeping city when wake up? < br > dulong river valley, the surface was now in? < br > the space center, the truth about the moon? < br > # Lincoln SUV degrees north latitude made extraordinary find # < br > hour live, in today! < br > studio links tRKYo]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
汽车之家：#家家车生活# 【回顾历史展望未来 法拉利车型演变一览】当时间静止，经典就会定格在那一个瞬间[酷]tRKuYOg
[# # every car life 【 history in the future Ferrari model evolution in 】 when time is static, classic will freeze in that one instant [cool] tRKuYOg]
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