冷笑话精选：
怎么会有我这么爱熬夜又爱睡觉的人
[How I so love to stay up late and sleep]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#孟佳符龙飞舞台情景剧情侣吵架#@M孟佳J @JA符龙飞 的《门没锁》太有创意了！[哇]这“小情侣”之间的吵架也太过可爱了吼吼！👖笑醒了！#上优酷看天赐的声音##天赐的声音#tAkkgOb
[# Meng Jiafu dragonfly stage drama lovers quarrel jia J @ # @ M JA Jason of the door is unlocked so creative! [wow] the quarrel between the lovers is also too cute woo hoo! 👖 smile to wake up! Youku to see gods voice on # # # # tAkkgOb god-given voice]
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央视新闻：
【夜读丨我们有个读者说她想当贾母，她闺蜜想当熹贵妃。[喵喵]】#你最想成为书中哪个人物#？看看这些有趣答案↓#我们读书吧# tAkDtN
[【 丨 night we have a reader said she wanted to be a jia, her best friend want to be a xi high-ranked imperial concubine. [meow]] # # would you most like to be which of the characters in the book? Look at these interesting answer left # # lets read tAkDtN]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号，是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
优酷：
晚安，今天的微博先发到这里了。#世界地球日#
[Good night, todays weibo first posted here. # # the world earth day]
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优酷：
#周深刘凤瑶冷酷到底暗夜风舞台# @卡布叻_周深 @刘凤瑶 又一个神仙合作舞台啊[哇]也太酷了吧！👖有被震撼到！黑色摇滚改编加上美声唱法完美融合，绝绝子，周深和刘凤瑶永远不会让人失望！《冷酷到底》舞台循环起来[]#上优酷看天赐的声音##天赐的声音#tAkekX
[# weeks deep Liu Fengyao exactly the night wind cold stage # @ @ Liu Fengyao is shocked _ kapoor weeks and a fairy cooperation stage (wow) also is so cool! 👖 have thrilled! Black rock adaptation and a perfect fusion of bel canto absolutely unique, deep and zhou Liu Fengyao will never disappoint! The cold what stage cycle up [] youku to see gods voice on the # # # # tAkekX god-given voice]
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冷笑话精选：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
元气满满新沐瞳：
分享图片
[Share photos]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
元气满满新沐瞳：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
央视新闻：
【#海霞把平凡的世界读给你听#】你看过这本书吗？“也许人一生仅仅有那么一两个辉煌的瞬间，甚至一生都可能在平淡无奇中度过。不过，细想起来，每个人的生活，同样也是一个世界。即使最平凡的人，也得要为他那个世界的存在而战斗。”明天是世界读书日，留言分享一本#值得反复阅读的书#↓↓春光正好，
[【 # hai xia read to you the ordinary world # 】 you have read this book? Maybe people life only then one or two brilliant moments, and even life may be spent in bland. Fine to think of it, however, everyones life, is also one of the world. Even the most ordinary person, also have to fight for him that the existence of the world. Tomorrow is world reading day, leave a message to share a book # is worth reading again and again # left left spring at the right moment,]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号，是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
优酷：
#刘惜君王赫野晚风心里吹##刘惜君一开口港风就来了#👖真的太爱@刘惜君 @王赫野 的复古港风了，此次再度携手，重新演绎《晚风心里吹》，歌声中那饱含着的无限深情，又打动了多少人啊~[哇]#上优酷看天赐的声音##天赐的声音#tAkgRKL
[Cherish king HeYe breeze blowing in heart # # # liu liu cherish jun an opening port of wind came really love @ # 👖 liu cherish jun @ Wang Heye wind restoring ancient ways, the hand in hand again, to deduce the breeze blowing in heart, song that is full of infinite deep feeling, and moved many people ah ~ [wow] youku to see gods voice on the # # # # tAkgRKL god-given voice]
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小浪同学敲黑板：
#深夜大明白# 一见就心动的大熊猫长啥样？你怎么这么可爱，这么胖乎！简直就是我的梦中情“猫”～[色] tAkRhgy
[# # the night big understand as soon as you see move of the giant panda looks like? Why are you so lovely, so fat! It is my dream feeling ~ [color] tAkRhgy cat]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：
#长津湖之水门桥预约破百万#电影《长津湖之水门桥》👖预约人数破万！[打call]不愧是年春节档票房冠军🏆！
想看@吳京 @TFBOYS-易烊千玺 再冲锋！赶紧戳👉 tAkgMB #长津湖之水门桥上线定档# tAkenwv ！来👖看英雄七连三炸水门桥！[酷]
[# long jin lakes gate bridge broken millions of booking # movie watergate bridge of long jin lake 👖 appointment to break all! Play call [] not the kui is gear box office champion 🏆 Spring Festival! < br > < br > want to see the @ wujing @ TFBOYS - Jackson charge again! To poke 👉 tAkgMB # long jin lake is determined by the water gate bridge online file # tAkenwv! To 👖 see hero even three Fried seven watergate bridge! [cool]]
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小浪同学敲黑板：
【#北京新增确诊有装修工及在校生# #北京新增病例初判未来传播风险较高#】北京市疫情防控新闻发布会通报：月日时至时，#北京新增本土确诊例#（朝阳区例、顺义区例）。另有例核酸复核阳性人员及例核酸初筛阳性人员（均为确诊病例之一的同班同学）。涉及京郊老年旅游团、装修人员及在校学生
[【 # Beijing new diagnosis of organizers and student # # Beijing at the beginning of the new cases to the future spread risk higher # 】 the epidemic prevention and control of Beijing press conference bulletin until February nd, native new confirmed cases of # # Beijing (chaoyang district, shunyi district). Otherwise patients nucleic acid positive review staff and nucleic acid in the early screening positive personnel (both for confirmed cases, one of the classmates). Involved in Beijing suburbs in elderly group, decorate personnel and students]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：
【北京新增例本土确诊病例，另有名阳性人员】 北京市新增本土新冠肺炎病毒感染者例，朝阳区例，顺义区例；另有例核酸复核阳性人员及例核酸初筛阳性人员>> tAkdWLp
[【 Beijing new local confirmed cases, and the other famous positive personnel 】 the new native new crown pneumonia infected cases in Beijing, chaoyang district, shunyi district; Other cases of nucleic acid positive review and cases of nucleic acid early screening positive > > tAkdWLp]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
优酷：
#周也小时候练琴偷懒放录音# 同一个世界，同一个童年！[哇]谁小时候没干过点偷懒的事儿呢？不过也子@周也yeah 表示自己父母到现在都不知道，酷酷子只想说现在观众们都知道啦[求饶] #上优酷看王牌对王牌#
tAkdWrm
[# # week also practice as a child lazy put the tape one world, one childhood! [wow] who did some slack off when you were a thing? But also @ weeks also yeah said his parents didnt know until now, cool son just want to say the audience knows now [for] # on youku watch ace to ace # < br > tAkdWrm]
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