2018年1月26日星期五

Some of the fun with just about delivery.Please direct messages ridicule. The public number kissm

外卖小哥金城武:
    点的时候准备刷一下评论就睡的,结果在评论里点进了一个粉丝的主页,然后又在她的点赞里进了另一个人的微博,看着看着又点进了其他人的微博,然后就刷到现在还没睡[笑cry]。 ​​​
[Am ready to brush on sleep, results in the comments point into a fan page, and then in her thumb up into another persons weibo, watch and points into someone elses weibo, then brush to now also didnt sleep [laugh cry]. ​​​]


只是讲讲送外卖时碰到的一些趣事。

北美吐槽君:
    “大家都是怎么看待婚前同居的?如何跟家长沟通?” ​​​
[What does everybody think living together before marriage? How to communicate with parents? ​​​]


吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

WNS_WeNeedBTS:
    #防弹少年团记录breaker##田柾国#
【更推】
会成为更帅气更能成为你们力量的人
太感谢了 阿米
🙏🏻 ​​​

[#防弹少年团记录breaker##田柾国#
【更推】
会成为更帅气更能成为你们力量的人
太感谢了 阿米
🙏🏻 ​​​]



【-🚗】We Need BTS 原WNS防弹黄暴团

猫小北的厕所读物:
    一位铲雪大哥不慎滑倒结果滑了半天也没倒下的镜头引发了轰动,甚至还有人制作了毫无违和感的冰球版,更加帅气了……[囧] #搞笑# ​ ​​​
[A shovel the snow eldest brother accidentally slipped result slip along while also didnt fallen lens caused a stir, even a man made no acosmia hockey version, more handsome... [sorry] # # funny]


每天分享最搞笑的内容

NicoleJu_:
    抑制不住的想要熬夜!敲你吗! ​​​
[Couldnt restrain want to stay up late! Knock you! ​​​]


工作事宜请微博私信 。

人民网:
    【超全!种汽车标志,据说很少有人能认全[推荐]】在大街上,看到感兴趣的车标却不认识,想搜索又来不及?戳图↓↓一起认识个汽车标志。网友:车标往往代表品牌精神,值得看看。你认识多少个?(图自网络) ​​​
[【 super! All kinds of car flag, it is said that few people can recognize all [recommend]] in the street, see interested in logo but I do not know, want to search again too late? Poke figure left left know a car flag together. Net friend logo tend to represent the brand spirit, is worth a look. Do you know how many? (FIG. Since the Internet)]


报道全球 传播中国

情感咨询树洞:
    “我跟男友在啃老,要求他买苹果X送我不然就分手,他气得踢了我一脚。别人比他条件差都贷款送女朋友苹果X,我也不是自己买不起,只是觉得男朋友送贵重礼物是一种表现爱的方式。我是哪里有问题吗?” ​​​
[I talked with her boyfriend in chew old, asked him to buy apple X sent me or you break up, he kicked me. Others are loans to send his girlfriend than his poor apple X, I also is not I cant afford to buy, just think boyfriend precious gift is a way of showing love. My question is where there is? ​​​]


公众号:宇宙无敌黑洞

呆妹儿小霸王:
    两个女人的夜晚[酷] tRQDdqDx ​​​
[Two women [cool] tRQDdqDx at night]


一个非常可爱的瓜皮 斗鱼:

捡书少年:
    比学习不好更可怕的事情,是看不清自己。不是每个人都有资格任性,放羊的人一边聊着天,羊已经吃饱了,而砍柴的人光顾着聊天,则毫无收获。 ​​​
[Is worse than learning bad things, is cant see myself. Not everyone is qualified capricious, sheep people chatted, sheep have been stuffed, and chop wood busy chatting, is nothing. ​​​]


看书不如看我

没关系都是神经病啊:
    我要笑死了 睡了睡了 (¦[▓▓] 晚安 ​​​
[I want to smile dead sleep sleep (¦ [▓ ▓] good night]


不直播‖网易云「倪莫问」‖业余唱歌‖常年老痰伴我身‖口水连绵不绝‖不说了 绝望‖群

考虫考研萌酱:
    两点了还有谁没睡给我举个爪子呗~ ​​​
[Two who didnt sleep bai ~ give me an its claws]


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ManUtdspot:
    曼联官方宣布穆里尼奥续约到年,并有可附加一年的选项。

“能做为曼联主帅倍感荣耀,感谢俱乐部高层和伍德沃德先生对我工作的认可,我也要感谢我的教练团队和球员们,我爱我的球员们,未来三年我们仍将在一起奋斗。” ​​​

[Manchester united officials announced mourinho to deal, and a year of options may be added. < br > < br > can as Manchester united manager feel glory, thanks to the club high-level and Mr Woodward recognition of my work, I also want to thank my coach the team and the players, I love my players, for the next three years we will struggle together. ​​​]


独立足球评述员 第一时间更新曼联及部分俱乐部重要信息 广告洽谈 商务合作及工作邀约请私信 主攻战术分析 逗逼段子手 兼任微博情感分析师 节操已喂狗

AndyHYQ:
    tRQDgQnJ ​​​
[tRQDgQnJ]


黄毅清

东方网:
    【一顶可移动的懒人帐篷 完美实现走哪睡哪】懒人专用居家服,巨大的毛绒睡衣,XL的大小甚至可以罩下一家三口,让你在任何地方都可以吃吃吃睡睡睡[二哈]tRQrUt ​​​
[【 a removable lazy tent Perfect implementation which sleep which 】 the lazy special clothes that occupy the home, huge plush pajamas, the size of the XL can even under the hood of three, let you in any place can eat eat sleep sleep sleep two ha tRQrUt]


上海第一资讯门户

王中磊:
    就是一个“好“字! ​​​
[Is a good word! ​​​]


IAMWILL-1121陈伟霆图博:
    #陈伟霆热血街舞团##陈伟霆#
上海✈️北京 @William威廉陈伟霆
辛苦了,小啾啾(第二张男友力MAX) ​​​

[# # # # William blood street dance company William < br > Shanghai ✈ ️ Beijing @ William William William < br > hard, small chirp (second boyfriend MAX)]


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时尚经典语录:
    人在三种情况下会说出真心话:离别之前,绝望之时,醉酒之后。 ​​​
[People tell truth in three cases before departure, despair, after drunk. ​​​]


优雅文字,唯美图片,感悟精彩人生。 分享最快乐!

这不是历史:
    简单个步骤,搞定百分之八十的英语!外教告诉你,只要拿掉字幕,跟着这个步骤,个月后,你就能听懂%的英语对话。tRQrBSi ​​​​
[Simple steps, with eighty percent of English! Foreign teachers tell you, as long as remove subtitles, follow this step, months later, you will be able to understand what % of English conversation. tRQrBSi]


只要你认真,历史不是任人打扮的小姑娘。 合作联系QQ:

爷就操了:
    手机里存自己裸照是个什么爱好
还有局部特写 ​​​

[Mobile phone to save his nude is a hobby < br > and local feature]


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粽粽粽粽粽粽粽:
    “忘掉种过的花” ​​​
[Forget the flowers]


胆小认生 不易相处

哟_跑得快:
    花近百万养蛙,为了养蛙失去女友,算了,我还是养女友。 ​​​
[Spend millions frog farms, in order to keep frogs lost his girlfriend, forget it, I still have a girlfriend. ​​​]


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看评论也是醉了:
    彪悍的媳妇是怎么回怼没事找事的婆婆的?[允悲]「情感」 ​ ​​​
[Burly daughter-in-law what to her mother-in-law Dui go looking for trouble? [allow sad] emotional]


合作QQ

我们天生偏执狂:
    爱与被爱不一定成正比
没人爱时你能专注爱自己
有人爱时有能力拥抱彼此
但我更希望
余生我自己过得风生水起 ​​​

[To love and be loved is not necessarily proportional to < br > no one love you can focus on love you < br > when someone have ability to love hug each other < br > but I more hope < br > the rest of my life I have a flawed]


生来偏执 如何折衷________工作交流请联系QQ

世界最搞排行榜:
    本年度最惨网络奔现[允悲],瞬间惊呆了[跪了][笑cry] ​#搞笑# ​ ​​​
[This year the worst network runningallow sad now, moment stunned] [kneeling [laugh cry] # # funny]


每日分享热门内容,让您开心一笑!

RNG一笑:
    以后打死我也不在直播间乱立flag了,这太恐怖了[允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲] ​​​
[After death I also not in the studio made flag, its horrible [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]


皇族电子竞技王者荣耀分部队长

京城第一母老虎:
    赵又廷的颜真是古怪啊。现代造型好帅啊,古装整个一个老鼠精?! ​​​
[Zhao and yan is really odd. Modern modelling good handsome, ancient costume throughout a mouse sperm? ! ​​​]


脾气不好

花泽美美:
    这个视频看的我昏昏欲睡…
tRQDgic ​​​

[The video to see me to sleep... < br > tRQDgic]


一个人的兵荒马乱

T-EGG茶蛋字幕组:
    #EXO##边伯贤亮相六周年# 【TE】 伯贤ins 啵啵晚安直播 中字 下载【tRQDGle】ucool在线【tRQDGlD】我们啵的近距离躺播!长达分钟真的辛苦一直举着手机跟大家聊天啦(蛋给小手手马杀鸡😙
边小啵之后还想开睡播,开吃鸡大联欢,非常期待了!一定要搞噢!困意来了 ​​​

[EXO# # # # good appearance sixth anniversary [TE] xian ins bam bam good night live in the word download tRQDGle ucool online tRQDGlD 】 【 】 we boh lay close planting! 长达分钟真的辛苦一直举着手机跟大家聊天啦(蛋给小手手马杀鸡😙
边小啵之后还想开睡播,开吃鸡大联欢,非常期待了! Be sure to oh! Nod to the]



大家好我们是小茶蛋字幕组!小茶蛋的作品禁二传二改哦~

领悟人生:
    嘴上说“我爱你”,却没有实际行动的人,就像一个从不浇花的人说自己爱花。爱是动词,行动才是爱最好的说明书。 ​​​​
[Say I love you, but no actual action, like a never watering the flowers said they love flowers. Love is a verb, action is the best love. ​​​​]


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视频君:
    这大概是世界上最小的肯德基了吧,有点可爱! tRQeDXHF ​​​​
[This is probably the worlds smallest KFC, a little cute! tRQeDXHF]


一个好玩的博主~

心中那一抹微光_:
    最好的生活:“ 无非就是白天可以有说有笑;晚上还能睡个好觉。 ​ ​​​
[The best life does the day talking and laughing; Still can have a good sleep at night. ​ ​​​]


有时候,一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。

人性之美丽:
    几乎是每一人都听到过“不忘初心,方得始终”,却少有人知道下一句“初心易得,始终难守 ​​​
[Almost everyone heard a beginners mind, never forget to all the time, but less people know next beginners mind easy, always difficult to keep them]


为你讲述人性美好的故事..... 合作联系QQ:

让笑声飞会:
    真实点不好吗,自己几分钟自己心里没数吗[doge] #搞笑# ​​​
[True some bad, your a few minutes his heart didnt count it [the doge] # # funny]


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