2018年1月26日星期五

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北美吐槽君:
    “为什么我的每一任男朋友都是以喜欢我闺蜜收场” ​​​
[Why do I every next boyfriend is like my girlfriends end]


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李晨:
    感恩,这场雪…… ​​​
[Gratitude, the snow... ​​​]


做一个人生的观光客

人民网:
    【实用技能!厨房清洁问题全搞定[耶]】日子过得好不好,看看厨房就知道!然而你的厨房墙壁、水槽、油烟机却污渍满满?锅底、案板、洗碗布怎么也洗不干净?超实用的厨房清洁小技巧↓↓ ​​​​
[The practical skills! The kitchen is clean problem all finish [and]] have a good day is bad, look at the kitchen! However you walls, cistern, kitchen lampblack machine but besmirch full? Bottom of the pot, chopping board, dish cloth cant wash clean? Super practical kitchen cleaning tips left left]


报道全球 传播中国

Mr_Honor易烊千玺影视资源站:
    #易烊千玺受邀格莱美新声蓬勃##易烊千玺##荣耀也出图#
到啦 [心]@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 #Unpredictable[音乐]##Nothing to Lose[音乐]# ​​​

[# easy Yang m topaz was invited to the grammy vigorous # # easy Yang thousand new seal # # glory also figure out # < br > to [heart] # @ TFBOYS - easy Yang thousand seal Unpredictable [music] # # Nothing to Lose [music] #]


易烊千玺视频资源站,图禁二改和商用,视频二传请私信授权。

古巨基LeoKu:
    終於完成總彩排,第一次坐在控制台做監督的工作!明晚周慧敏演唱會隆重登場! ​​​
[Finally completed the total rehearsal, the first sitting console to do the work of supervision! Vivian chow concert tomorrow evening ceremoniously on! ​​​]


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李敖观天下:
    就想问服不服[吃瓜]中国军人到哪都是一道亮丽的风景!同意的右下角点个赞[赞]cr一号哨位 tRQEXzU tRlGmerH ​​​
[Just want to ask give up [eat the melon] Chinese soldiers to which is a beautiful scenery! Agreed to the lower right corner point of praise [who] cr number one sentry tRQEXzU tRlGmerH]


说点真话,站在名人的角度看世界。大师微博&哈囉李敖 欢迎关注!

YouTube易烊千玺频道:
    #易烊千玺受邀格莱美新声蓬勃#
形形色色,爱你是不变的初衷
纷纷扰扰,我们努力变得更好
花送到,信送到,就这样。
晚安[心]@TFBOYS-易烊千玺
纽约之行,一定要开心哟!
tRQDDPmn ​​​

[Vigorous # # new sound easy Yang thousand seal was invited to the grammy < br > mixed, love you is the same original < br > depoliticization, we try to be better < br > to take, to the letter, thats all. < br > good night [heart] @ TFBOYS - Jackson < br > the trip to New York, must be happy! < br > tRQDDPmn]


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纯良叫兽:
    年度最火的神曲BGM合集,从头到尾不住抖腿,你一定听过!!!tRQeNZJS ​​​
[Year of the most popular divine comedy BGM collection, from beginning to end not shake a leg, you must have heard!!!!!!!!!!! tRQeNZJS]


关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES! 广告合作QQ联系:

飞飞是大王:
    我睡了 大家晚安 愿大家新的一年再也不用听到池子的笛声 🙏🏻 ​​​
[WoShuiLe DaGuWanAn YuanDaGuXinDeYiNianZaiYeBuYongTingDaoChiZiDeDiSheng 🙏🏻 ​​​]


中国丐帮文化传播有限公司北京分公司CEO 饱经沧桑 童心未泯 一个不和网友吵架的宁静致远的人

小青龙的春天:
    最近灵感爆棚[太开心][太开心][太开心] ​​​
[Recent inspiration peaks [quite happy] [quite happy] [quite happy]]


唱说唱的戏精

电影攻略菌:
    哈哈哈哈哈刚才看部电影,看到这段笑喷了。[笑cry]这是在讽刺谁呀???tRagFP ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha ha just watching movie, see the smile spray. [laughing cry] in irony, who is this??????? tRagFP]


向经典致敬!优质电影搜罗!投稿合作 QQ

张玉霞律师:
    商家有责任,商家调取监控、与对方沟通、报警,主动要求赔偿。
但这一切都不能取代那个女人的道歉。
当我朋友放在宠物店的小狗被人顺走并勒索的时候,她想要回小狗就付钱了,她算了;
当我把从淘宝两百来块买来的伞放在便利店门口,被一把伞骨折了的伞换走的时候,我算了;
当你几千元的包包在吃饭的时 ​​​

[Business has a responsibility, business monitoring, communicate with each other, report to the police to be obtained, ask for compensation. < br > but it cannot replace the womans apology. < br > when my friends in the pet shop dog was along the walk and extortion, she want it paid back, and she never mind; < br > when I bought from taobao two hundred to block umbrella in convenience stores for change was a broken umbrella umbrella to walk, I forget it; < br > when you thousands of yuan bags when you eat]


无风仍脉脉,不雨亦潇潇。

老中医健康养生:
    非常实用的中医小妙招,让你在日常生活中收获意想不到的效果。快收走吧~[兔子] ​​​​
[Very practical small tips of traditional Chinese medicine, let you harvest in our daily life unexpected effect. Fast ~ [] rabbit to collect]


——轻松养生、你也可以做一个健康的人。投稿合作QQ

世界最搞排行榜:
    日本人偶们雄赳赳气昂昂的上班路,懒蛋蛋没有腿,只能被小车推着走了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] #搞笑# ​​​
[The Japanese doll ever way to work, lazy balls without legs, can only be the car pushes away ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] # #]


每日分享热门内容,让您开心一笑!

ins美图控:
    未来三天你会像开挂一样 做什么都会成功!!!​​​​✨ ​ ​​​
[The next three days, what would you like a hanging them will succeed!!!!!!!!!!! ✨]


分享 ins美图 美食 壁纸 明星

巴萨推特:
    更衣室ready 今晚队长是小白🔴🔵 ​​​
[更衣室ready 今晚队长是小白🔴🔵 ​​​]


收集外网平台关于巴萨的各类消息与图片,需要无水印图的萨米请私信主页君,希望和各位萨米有更多联动哟;

杠子:
    这个世界明显更喜欢讲得通的道理,仿佛一切有序,明天可以推算,活得明白就是赢家。想来小时候的困惑并没有解决多少,我也不过是在一次次痛苦经历以后接纳了所有的社会解释,媒体、鸡汤、科学家都不断在试图告诉我们世界的真相,但我知道在这个层面我是活不明白的,因为我除了自己体验谁都不会完全相信 ​​​
[Obviously prefer to make sense in this world, as if everything in order, tomorrow can work, live to understand is the winner. Want to confusion as a child does not address how many, I also just in time and again after the painful experience to accept all of the explanation, media, chicken soup, scientists are constantly trying to tell us the truth of the world, but I know I am living in this level dont understand, because I in addition to their own experience who dont fully believe]


荒妙大美逼

瞬间就懵逼了:
    盘点那些开挂的牛人。。。真心佩服![跪了][跪了][跪了] #谜之微笑# #微博搞笑排行榜# #搞笑幽默# tROgwWB ​​​
[Counting those who open hanging cattle... Really admire! [kneeling] [kneeling]] [kneeling # # # them smile weibo funny list # # # tROgwWB funny humor]


有一种笑叫做出乎意料,有一种懵叫做意想不到......今天,你懵逼了吗?!(=゚Д゚=)

我们都是宠物迷:
    宠物医院里医护人员的工作日常。。。 ​​​
[Pet hospital medical staff work everyday... ​​​]


分享最萌宠物图片,囊括各种精彩给力萌图。合作推广加QQ;[微笑]

老铁来扎心啊:
    丧偶式婚姻——现在的女孩子不想结婚是有原因的,家里如果只有妈妈一味的付出,那没有幸福可言。[微笑] ​​​
[Widowed type marriage - now girls dont want to get married for a reason, if only my mother at home, that there is no happiness. [smiles]]


扎心吗?扎心就对了。和我一起怼这操蛋的生活吧~

鲮鲤少女:
    
你若不是可有可无,他又怎会忽冷忽热
” ​​​

[< br > if youre not a dispensable, he blows hot and cold how can < br >]


吃够了太重感情的苦 只想做个洒脱人

林登万大人:
    又晚一小时[允悲]四点到上海 ​​​
[And [allow sad] an hour later at o clock to Shanghai]


我是一个大逗逼😳

ladyM海盐焦糖千层代购:
    马上就过年了 买一点没关系吧[失望] ​​​
[As soon as the New Year to buy a little ok [disappointed]]


白敬亭正房

真搞笑集中营:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这个解释我是服气的 #搞笑# ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this explanation # # funny I was convinced]


♪萌萌哒 ☞坏坏哒

新民周刊:
    个超级简单的插花小妙招,成品出乎意料的好看[心]tRQHNs(全球创意搜罗 ) ​ ​​​
[A super simple flower arranging small coup, finished product unexpectedly good [heart] tRQHNs (global creative for)]


合作请联系:(qq)

徐冬冬:
    人生,不是人,生存…
更向往的是人,生活! ​​​

[Life, not a person, live... < br > more yearning is the people, the life! ​​​]


工作联络👉🏻: 朱斌

宠物卖萌中心:
    世界上最萌最萌的东西:鲸鱼尾巴,柯基屁股,柴犬尾巴,小猫肉爪,仓鼠的腮帮子,萨摩耶的微笑,二哈的表情,羊驼的头发,黑脸羊的舌头……你们有什么要补充的没?#宠物卖萌中心# ​​​
[Most of most of things in the world the whale tail, corgi ass, firewood dog tail, small cats paw, hamster cheek, samoyeds smile, two ha expressions, alpacas hair, a black sheep of the tongue... Did you have anything to add? # # pet sell center]


我已经设置了不允许任何人关注 不信你试一下( ̄へ ̄)

到底口不口:
    穿上衣服的泷泽萝拉,看上去更性感了[亲亲] ​​​
[Put on clothes Long ze Laura, look more sexy [kiss]]


搞笑,内涵,段子

杨乐:
    抄:总有深夜的某刻,让强颜欢笑的我们嚎啕大哭。 ​​​
[Copy there is always some point in the late night, let we cry to smile. ​​​]


工作邀约请致电: --赵女士

娱乐囧途:
    朱亚文 给《亮剑》李幼斌配音,简直就像原声,太厉害了,大写的服[good][good][good]#声临其境##朱亚文#tRQjrwNA ​​​
[Ya wen zhu to strong-arm reaction xiaoqi dubbing, like the original, too much, uppercase clothing [good] [good] [good] # sound near the # # # ya wen zhu tRQjrwNA boundary]


生命里有了当兵的历史,一辈子也不会忘记!从军的岁月给了我现在的进步和提升,战友情是最纯、最浓、最真的,希望大家没事多聚聚,战友:我想你了。

博露齿一笑:
    给爸爸画了一幅肖像 #搞笑# ​​​
[Give papa painted a portrait # # funny]


每天更新笑话,喜欢就关注我吧,合作加扣扣

一个菜两个菜:
    直播的时候 和大家聊到了 百万的奔驰× 当然 也不可避免的聊到了眼下很火的本田思域 有网友突然说了句“红头思域可以秒杀×”
是的 我知道 思域也许是能秒杀×
但你知道吗
你开一辆思域 去酒店 不管红头的还是什么头的 不管你有没有改装 只要你开思域到酒店门口 门迎会过来 对你说“先生你好 ​​​

[Live and when we talk about the millions of Mercedes x, of course, also inevitable talk about right now is the Honda civic netizens to the fire suddenly said a sentence red head civic can kill x < br > yes I know the civic perhaps can kill x < br > but you know < br > you open a civic to hotel no matter what, inflate or head no matter you have modified as long as you open the civic to the door of the hotel gate will come and say to you hello Sir]


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股神孙钥洋:
    做人的底线:,再色也不找丧偶之妇,幼年之女,军人之妻,再黑也不黑救人之医,育人之师,护国之军,再嫌也不嫌看家之狗,面丑之妻,年老之母,再骗也不骗务农之家,勤学之子,出家之人。赞一下全家身体健康! ​​​
[Be the bottom line, color also not looking for a spouses wife, young daughter, a soldiers wife, then black is not black save medical, education, the nations army, think again also not guarding dogs, face uglys wife, the mother of old age, deceive the also dont lie to the home of farming, the son of study and becoming a monk. Praise your family good health! ​​​]


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