2018年1月29日星期一

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    是这样的[二哈]
[So [two ha]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

南方都市报:
    【医生视频示范“企鹅步”,学会以后雪天不摔倒[憧憬]】大雪过后,早上很多路面都结了冰,不少人在行走时会不慎摔伤,医院骨科人满为患。冰雪天地里如何防滑呢?和医生一起学一下“防摔企鹅步”吧。家里有老人小孩的都看看,以后雪天走路再也不担心啦![心]tRElrk ​
[The doctor video demonstration step penguin, do not fall to the snow fell [hope]] after the heavy snow, a lot of the road is frozen in the morning, many people are walking carelessly, hospital orthopedic packed. How to prevent slippery in ice and snow world? And doctors learn step hockey penguin together. Families with children, older people are looking, after snow to walk dont worry! [heart] tRElrk]

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但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:红酒的装逼价值和茅台的估值》红酒的装逼价值和茅台的估值来自A股防务观察在小编接触过的各个装逼圈里,红酒圈是最有意思的一个。不同于一般的土豪装逼,红酒装逼充满了优雅、文化和仪式感。区别tRUCzex ​
[Published the post reprinted red wine pack to force value and valuation of maotai wine loading force value and maotai valuation from a-share defense observed in each small make up contact with forced circles, red circle is one of the most interesting. Different from general local tyrants to drunby, wine full of elegance, culture and ritual. The difference between tRUCzex]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

音悦台:
    李宗盛《给自己的歌》,歌词惊艳又包含人生经验,既是歌唱,也是诉说。愿你不再得而不能,失而不舍。[心]tRUCzXS ​
[Jonathan lee to his songs, lyrics and life experience, is not only sing, is also telling. May you no longer have to not, lost and dont give up. [heart] tRUCzXS]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

玩转instagram:
    冰箱的正确打开方式[喵喵] ​
[Open the refrigerator right way [meow]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:狗年茅台首发不到一分钟便售罄,酒企“大闹生肖”是众人拾柴还是堰塞湖效应?》狗年茅台首发不到一分钟便售罄,酒企“大闹生肖”是众人拾柴还是堰塞湖效应?原创--糖酒快讯团队tRUZK ​
[Published a blog post reprinted maotai started less than a minute then sold out in the year of dog, wine enterprises make Chinese zodiac is all firewood or lake effect? Maotai started less than a minute in the year of dog was sold out, the wine companies make Chinese zodiac is the firewood or lake effect? Original - rum alerts tRUZK team]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    【谁是站到最后的人?】这一波操作,服气。tRTZOC ​
[Who is the man standing at the end of the [?] The wave action, convinced. tRTZOC]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

冷笑话精选:
    迷醉……@killyoukillme_太!可!怕!@屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長马克@我真的炒鸡可爱的呢马住晚上看
[Drunk... @ killyoukillme_ too! Can be! Be afraid! @ prick silk grade dragonfly captain mark @ I genuinely Fried chicken lovely horse stay night view]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

知乎:
    #知乎放映室# 「他的一生只有 年。」👉tRUSQSK ​
[# zhihu projection booth # only in his life. 👉tRUSQSK ​]

发现更大的世界

新浪汽车:
    #车圈话题# 有开思域的小伙伴吗,不吹不黑,来聊聊你的真实感受[吃瓜] ​
[Do we have a friend of civic # #.so topic, dont blow not black, to talk about your true feelingseat the melon]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端:
    知道了。@新浪新闻 “第一个告诉你下雪的人,一定很爱你。”@新浪新闻客户端 今冬你看到雪了吗?[羞嗒嗒]
[I see. @ sina news the first person to tell you the snow, it must be very love you. @ sina news to the client Did you see the snow this winter? [shame clicking]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪新闻客户端:
    今冬你看到雪了吗?[羞嗒嗒]
[Did you see the snow this winter? [shame clicking]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选:
    一直一直!@Athanill:我想永远吃妈妈做的饭
[Always have been! @ Athanill I want to eat moms rice forever]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    @女生社群高进@龚文祥转发微博
[@ girls high community into @ Gong Wenxiang forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @微博股票#腾讯苏宁京东融创入股万达# 意味着万达开始正式驶入新的方向,万达商管公司今后将不再进行房地产开发,他们将利用腾讯、苏宁、京东海量线上流量和本身巨大线下商业资源开展多方面合作,共同打造线上线下融合的中国“新消费”商业模式。
[@ # tencent weibo stock suning jingdong melts and formally into new directions in wanda # means that wanda, wanda business real estate development company in the future will no longer, they will use the tencent, suning, jingdong mass line flow and huge itself offline business resources to carry out all-round cooperation, jointly create online fusion of the Chinese new consumer business model.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

MIUI:
    要过年了,送男生什么礼物最酷?转发微博,抽送张元智能配件券。#小米年货节# ​
[To the New Year, the coolest boy what gift? Forwarding microblogging, pumping zhang yuan intelligent accessories vouchers. # # millet Spring Festival]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

但斌:
    @蔡小心[怒][怒][怒][怒][怒][怒]@樊建川转发微博
[@ CAI careful [anger] [anger] [anger] [anger] [anger] [anger] @ FanJianChuan forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新沐sunshine:
    喝下去
[Drink it]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报:
    【少年骑摩托撞路基丧命 过路司机赔万】去年月,广东珠海,岁小磊开摩托车在路上飞驰,沈某驾驶一辆泥头车向右变道右转,右道的小磊来不及刹车,向右闪避时摩托车失控撞上路基,小磊当场死亡。交警认定沈某与小磊各承担同等责任。近日,沈某承诺向小磊父母赔偿万元。(澎湃)...全文: m.weibo ​
[Subgrade killed the boy riding a motorcycle crashed passing drivers to compensate all 】 last month, in zhuhai, guangdong province, at the age of the small lei drive motorbike sped on the road, shen a driving a car NiTou change lanes to the right turn right, the right way of small lei skidded, dodge to the right when the motorcycle is out of control into subgrade, small lei died on the spot. Traffic police identified one with small lei shen share equal responsibility. Recently, a commitment to small lei shen parents compensation of ten thousand yuan. (those)... The full text m. eibo]

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新沐sunshine:
    #任嘉伦的红包#好运说来就来!任嘉伦Allen 的红包中抽到了@让红包飞 提供的“财神卡【红】”,靠谱又惊喜,快来嗨抢吧!tRUJjrN ​
[# # Ren Jialun red envelopes to say good luck! Ren Jialun Allens red envelopes in the smoke to give red envelopes to fly @ card [red] god of wealth, on surprise again, will quickly hey rob! tRUJjrN]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

小野妹子学吐槽:
    比今天的天气还冷[拜拜]
[[bynum] colder than the weather today is]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

一块去旅行:
    如果当初我勇敢一点,结局是不是就不一样 ​​​​
[If when I brave, ending is different]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

玩转instagram:
    陪伴爸妈就是新年最好的更新状态,远离低头族,用心去陪伴。带芙回家tRUIjut 全家一起德芙,年年得福!@奔波儿灞与灞波儿奔:团圆时刻,尽享甜蜜!带芙回家tRUIjut @芒果妈妈:终于知道过年回家给爸妈带什么了,当然是最长的陪伴和最甜的亲密。
[With mom and dad is the best in the new status updates, away from the bow, to accompany. Take her home to tRUIjut dove together, year after year be blessed! @ around son Ba and Ba wave son rush reunion moment, enjoy the sweet! Mother take her home tRUIjut @ mango finally know what home to mom and dad take the New Year,, of course, is one of the longest and most sweet intimacy company.]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

优酷:
    #王子富愁记#优酷君觉得这一段真的是目前最好笑的预告片了哈哈哈哈哈哈,华萍@凤莉要奇思妙想 的那一呸简直神来之笔, 优酷君也就循环了十来遍吧[憧憬]
tRPBGB ​

[# # youku tzu-fu wang sorrow remember you think this paragraph is the most funny really trailer ha ha ha ha ha ha, HuaPing @ feng li to ideas of the peis inspiration, youku jun also just circle for ten times [hope] < br > tRPBGB]

冷笑话精选:
    关于感情上的困惑……
男生提一个问题,女生来回答一下吧[二哈] ​

[About the emotional confusion... < br > boy to ask a question, the girl to answer ,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#家用座MPV新选手 宝骏~ ​
[# # night welfare home a MPV baojun ~ new players]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【已婚华裔药剂师求爱不成下毒!一年内给女同事下药次[衰]】男子两年前为女子介绍了工作,便借机开始骚扰女子,包括触碰女子胸部臀部...当男子被女子明确拒绝后,开始正式“复仇”行动:陆续给女子下毒次...男子对这些药物的副作用十分清楚,知道长期使用会导致不孕不育↓↓tRUIbs ​
[【 married Chinese pharmacist courtship is poison! Give female colleague drugged times a year [failure]] men work for womens introduced two years ago, the opportunity to begin to harass women, including touch woman chest hip... When men are women clearly rejected, officially revenge action continue to poison time women... Man on the side effects of these drugs is very clear, know that long-term use can cause infertility left left tRUIbs]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    建议引入伯克希尔哈撒韦,助力茅台走向世界!😄😄如果开股东大会,巴菲特一边喝可口可乐,一遍喝茅台,多有意思[哈哈][笑cry][干杯]
[Suggest introducing Berkshire hathaway, power maotai towards the world! 😄😄如果开股东大会,巴菲特一边喝可口可乐,一遍喝茅台,多有意思[哈哈][笑cry][干杯]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #洗掉不顺新年更顺#我就问一句:防脱吗?@拉芳品牌 tRUVUk
[# wash out when the New Year a more suitable # I asked overhand? @ la tRUVUk brand]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    发表了博文《茅台集团:下一步将研究重组、引战、混改新模式
——来源:证券时报》茅台集团:下一步将研究重组、引战、混改新模式+来源:证券时报+编辑:东方财富网+e公司记者获悉,下一步,茅台集团将适度收缩tRUcQf ​

[Published a blog post the maotai group the next step is to study the reorganization, war and change new model < br > - source securities times moutai group restructuring, war, mix to the next step is to research new pattern + source the securities times + editor Oriental wealth network + e company reporter learned that, the next step, moutai group will moderate contraction tRUcQf]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    #新浪年度车#【新浪年度车 车王争霸第十四弹 年度进口车型[并不简单]】这局是进口车型小组赛,你认为谁最有资格入围?[笑而不语][来]带#新浪年度车#话题转发+评论,说出你心中的年度进口车型,就有机会获得定制版公牛魔方插座~[doge] ​​​​月日开奖哦~[憧憬] ​​​​
[# # sina annual car 【 sina annual car King ii play annual import models [] are not simple 】 this is imported vehicles group, who do you think is the most qualified for? [smiling without a word] [to] bring forward # # sina annual car issue + comments, speak your annual import models in the heart, will have a chance to get a customised version rubiks cube socket bulls ~ [doge], the lottery oh ~ [hope]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

冷笑话精选:
    可爱!@懒汪汪的蜜:厉害了我的🐰
[Lovely! @懒汪汪的蜜:厉害了我的🐰]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

南方都市报:
    【空军一架飞机在飞行训练中失事】据@空军发布:月日下午,空军一架飞机在贵州境内飞行训练中失事,目前正在全力搜救。tRUGskv ​
[The air force one plane crash 】 in flight training according to @ air release June afternoon, air force one plane crash in the flight training in guizhou, are now searching. tRUGskv]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

猫扑:
    【还有这种奖励?越南男足夺亚洲杯亚军 返程航班比基尼秀“骚扰”球员】当地时间月日,中国至越南航班,越捷航空派专机迎接获亚洲杯亚军的越南男足队并安排比基尼表演,被曝出有模特“骚扰球员和教练”。越捷航空声明这是模特个人行为。此前该公司曾因类似表演被罚款。tRylGa ​
[【 there is such a reward? Vietnam men seize the Asian cup runners-up return flight bikini show harassment players] local time, February nd flights from China to Vietnam, the airline flew to meet mens soccer team won the Asian cup runners-up Vietnam and arrange a bikini show, be exposed model harassment players and coaches. The airline statement this is personal behavior models. After the company was fined for similar performance. tRylGa]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

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