2018年1月29日星期一

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    网恋吗?我男神音。
声控福利……[doge]
tRLkjnn ​

[The net love? My male god. < br > acoustic benefits... [doge] < br > tRLkjnn]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

一块去旅行:
    可爱~
[Cute ~]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

谢娜:
    记得那天重感冒,晕晕的,但是好温暖,好想念大家哦[心] tRTZtAYE ​
[Remember that a bad cold, dizzy, but good warm, good miss you oh tRTZtAYE [heart]]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

easy-forex中文网:
    easy forex易信:美国总统财长动动口 美元走势跟着抖 - - Easy-Forex中文网 tRLrXzb ​
[Easy forex easecredit the President of the United States Treasury secretary, saying the dollar with shaking -- -- easy forex Chinese tRLrXzb]

easy forex(易信)中国区官方网站easy-forex-china

猫扑:
    【上海迪士尼天价插队费VIP团额外付.万免排队】尽管寒风凛冽,上海迪士尼依然人潮如流。陈女士和孩子在游乐项目门口排了两个小时队,却被一群人从出口进来直接插在了前面。质问服务人员后,才获知这是VIP团,可免排队,随到随玩。记者一行人.万元购买VIP团服务后,仅用两个小时就完成三个游戏项目...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 Shanghai astronomical fee extra pay for VIP group jumped the queue. All free line 】 although the wintry winds blow and the Shanghai Disneyland still crowds such as flow. Chan and the children waited in line for two hours at the gate of the amusement project team, are a group of people from exports come in directly inserted in the front. Query after service personnel, only to learn that this is a VIP group can avoid queuing, to play with. Press a line of people. Ten thousand yuan to buy the VIP group service, only three games with two hours to complete the project... The full text m. eibo]

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一块去旅行:
    一个人的惬意时光 ​​​​
[A persons time]

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优酷:
    #我的青春遇见你#苏娜@杨壹童 终于敞开心扉坦白孩子是陈昆的[傻眼]陈也@魏千翔 劝苏娜将事情告诉陈家父母,苏娜会答应吗?今晚优酷:给你答案tRLBBzq ​
[# # I saw you youth sunna @ Yang Yi child finally open up honest child is Chen Kun [been] also @ Chen wei qian xiang advised sunna will tell family ancestral parents, what sunna will promise? Youku tonight give you the answer tRLBBzq]

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##现代汽车#【现代ENCINO领衔 现代起亚新车展望】 年对于现代起亚两个韩系品牌来说是较为坎坷的一年,用“坎坷”二字形容并不夸张,全年来看,现代和起亚的销量同比分别有.%和.%的降幅。当然,为了进一步加速销量回血的脚步,现代起亚在年均计划推出多款新车,其中不...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every news # # # modern car in modern by leading the modern kia new outlook 】 【 for modern kia two Korean brand is relatively rough, it is no exaggeration to use rocky two words describe, throughout the year, hyundai and kia sales year-on-year respectively. % and. %. , of course, in order to further accelerate the sales monthly bleeding, modern kia in average annual plans to introduce more new models, including no... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#【北京地铁保洁员捡余张一卡通发票卖钱 被判个月[吃惊]】北京地铁保洁员谢某某,听说地铁一卡通充值发票可以卖钱后,在打扫卫生之余,在地铁站的垃圾桶等各个角落捡拾乘客丢弃的充值专用发票。年月,谢某某在北京市海淀区上地城铁站,以元的价格将这些积攒的发票出售给他人,...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # travel life 【 Beijing metro cleaner pick up more than a multi-purpose card invoice money was sentenced to a month [surprised]] Xie Mou a Beijing subway cleaner, heard that the subway IC card prepaid phone invoice can be sold after the cleaning, such as trash can in the subway station every corner pick up passengers discarded top-up invoices. Years, Xie Mou some frustration in the haidian district of Beijing rail station, with RMB price sell these accumulate invoice to others,... The full text m. eibo]

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最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

微博汽车:
    #微博汽车趣闻# 【小伙“被扔”高速 女票:怪我咯? 】月日,@宁波高速交警 接到一名小伙儿的求助电话,称自己被扔在绕城高速上,冻了分钟。民警赶到后发现,原来是他和女友在宁波读大学,放假后结伴驾车回家,在路上发生争吵,男孩赌气下车,让女友先走[允悲]。好在,小伙现在已安全到家。...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # weibo car anecdotes guy thrown high-speed ticket woman blame me?] month day, @ ningbo high-speed traffic police Got a call from a man for help, said that he was thrown on the freeway, frozen the minutes. Police arrived and found that it was he and his girlfriend in ningbo university, after the holiday to driving home together and row on the road, the boy off anger, let his girlfriend walk first allow sadness. Fortunately, the boy has now arrived back home safe and sound. ... The full text m. eibo]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

南方都市报:
    【“电梯劝阻吸烟”者的天:只想平静生活 以后遇公共场所吸烟还会阻止】年月日,杨帆在小区电梯内劝阻一位老人吸烟时,与其发生争执,几分钟后老人死亡,随后老人家属将杨帆告上法院。郑州金水区人民法院一审判决认为,杨帆的行为与老人死亡间并无必然因果关系,考虑“公平原则”,判决杨帆补...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 discourage smoking elevator of the day just want to quiet life After smoking in public places will also stop 】 (date) (month) (year), what discourage smoking is an old man in the village the elevator, instead of a dispute, the old man died after a few minutes, then the old mans family will be what to court. Zhengzhou jinshui district peoples court of first instance verdict that what there is no inevitable cause-and-effect relationship between behavior and the old man died, considering the principle of fairness, sentence what to fill... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #看歌手来优酷##歌手#第三期竞演,深情告白的张韶涵、重塑经典的Jessie J、带来使命的汪峰、让人心碎的李圣杰、“开口苏”的苏诗丁、才华横溢的李泉、极致嗓音的张天、沧桑又温柔李晓东,谁的演绎让你情有独钟?新一期的竞演你有最期待谁的演出? ​
[# see singer to youku singer # # # the third phase of the race, love conversation Angela and reshape the classic Jessie J, bring the mission to Mr Wang, heartbreaking Sam lee, opening Sue Su Shiding, brilliant springlee, acme zhang day blue water, the vicissitudes of life and tender voice, the deduction of who let you have a special liking? A new phase of competitive play whose performance you have most looking forward to? ​]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    先求平安辟邪吧🙏@淮南有橘绕亭生:转发了我能变异吗
[先求平安辟邪吧🙏@淮南有橘绕亭生:转发了我能变异吗]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

青年时报:
    【杭州一对小夫妻如痴如狂迷上抓娃娃,最终走火入魔……】家住杭州的小翠(化名)非常爱抓娃娃机,不仅她爱抓,她老公也爱抓!小两口没事就会去商场里面抓娃娃,可是每次他们都失望而归。可是小翠对娃娃机里面的娃娃有着偏执的热爱,于是小两口想到了偷,次,次,次……直到被抓那天,民警在小翠的...全文: m.weibo ​
[The hangzhou a pair of small husband and wife like crazy obsessed doll, eventually average computer-virus... 】 Who lives in hangzhou (a pseudonym) love catch tusya doll machine, not only love her grasp, her husband also love catch! Young couple nothing will go to the mall inside stresses the doll, but each time they are disappointed. But on the inside of the doll machine tusya doll has a paranoid love, so the couple thought of stealing, time, time, time...... Till the day of the was caught, police in tusya... The full text m. eibo]

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青年时报:
    【杭州一年轻男子感冒后成爆发性心肌炎、重症肺炎,为了抢救还得暂停心脏工作】一名多岁的男子感冒后发展成爆发性心肌炎,之后天陆续又送来名重症肺炎等危重病人……危急时刻,医院重症监护室ECMO团队多名医护在众多学科配合及兄弟医院支持下,竭尽全力,初战告捷,爆发性心肌炎病人心脏“休息”...全文: m.weibo ​
[[hangzhou after a young man caught a cold to fulminant myocarditis, severe pneumonia, in order to rescue work have to suspend the heart 】 a man s cold after developed fulminant myocarditis and after days of severe pneumonia in succession and sent to critically ill patients, such as... A time of crisis, the hospital intensive care unit ECMO team of health care with the academic disciplines and brothers hospital, backed by doing your best, links, fulminant myocarditis patients heart rest... The full text m. eibo]

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猫扑:
    【北京年轻夫妻造㎡大宅,自己住!】建筑师王旎一家口,在北京郊区造了一幢别墅自己住。为了让家人住的温暖舒适,夫妻俩颇费心思,用玻璃来引进阳光,用吸热的混凝土材料来保温。即使在室外零下℃的寒冬,不用任何暖气设备,室内也能保持℃的恒温。tRCGML (via一条) ​
[The young couple made ㎡ mansion in Beijing, you live! Architect wang varied a little ones, and made a villa in the suburbs of Beijing you live. In order to let the warmth of family live comfortable, the couple attention, to introduction of sunlight with glass, thermal insulation by heat of concrete material. Even in winter, outdoor ℃ below zero without any heating equipment, indoor can maintain ℃ temperature. TRCGML (via a)]

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优酷:
    止戈 @黄伟晋Wayne 今天月日点 将会现身优酷星球星驾到~@优酷星球 @终极一班官微 还不快来和他聊天#终极一班黄伟晋# #终极一班# :tRLqkXX ​
[Check his @ Huang Weijin Wayne today June points will be appeared in youku star star girl ~ @ @ youku planetd officer micro also unhappy to chat with his #d Huang Weijin # # #d tRLqkXX]

优酷:
    为你钟情,倾我至诚,#爱的时差#同@她刊iiiher 一起寻找大家的爱情故事和恋爱态度,于众多答案中一眼挑出以下评论,“我爱你,无关年纪”“只愿一房两人三餐四季,相爱一生” [男孩儿][女孩儿],不知道有没有与你灵魂契合的那一个?#优酷粉综艺# ​
[Love for you, pour my sincere, time # # love with @ her publication iiiher looking for everybodys love story and love attitude, in many answers to pick out the following comments, I love you, not age only three meals a room two seasons, love life boy [girl], and you do not know to have the soul of that one? # # youku powder variety]

新浪汽车:
    #大V侃车# 考试不重要,重要的是考完之后的“大排名”,名次高低直接关乎假期能否过得愉快!那么大家知道么,汽车圈也有期末排名。来和@汽车洋葱圈 一起关注下各个汽车厂商的表现吧 tRLTFPz ​
[# # big V kan car test is not important, it is important to take an examination of rank, after the league directly about holidays can be a nice day! So you know, auto circle has the final ranking. Come and watch with @ car onion rings all automakers performance tRLTFPz]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
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最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##兰博基尼#【Huracan Performante敞篷版有望月发布】日前,有海外媒体报道,兰博基尼Huracan Performante Spyder(敞篷版)有望在今年月开幕的日内瓦车展上发布,相比目前在售的Coupe(硬顶版)车型,新车最大的亮点在于采用了软顶敞篷结构。此外,外媒还表示,兰博基尼或在今年月日开...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # # lamborghini every news 【 Huracan Performante convertible version is expected to be published in a few days ago, with overseas media reports, lamborghini Huracan Performante Spyder (convertible version) is expected to be released at the Geneva motor show, which start this month, compared with the currently sold in Coupe (hardtop version) models, a new car the biggest bright spot is that the soft top open structure. In addition, foreign media also said that lamborghini or on this (date) (month) (year)... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

MIUI:
    转发送出 台小米盒子新品!人工智能语音机顶盒来了,月日开售。
[Forward to send out a millet box new! Phonetic set-top boxes to the artificial intelligence, the date of sale.]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

南方都市报:
    【别人家的年终奖!亿现金堆成一堵墙 每人好几万[憧憬]】日,江西一集团为下属的两个分公司员工发放.亿和.亿年终现金红包,现场把现金堆成一堵墙。对于患有癌症等特殊疾病的员工,就算全年没有一天出勤,也能每人领万元。tRhVLc 你今年的年终奖多少? ​​​​
[The other peoples year-end bonuses! Million cash pile into a wall each tens of thousands of [hope]], a group of jiangxi province for two subordinate branch staff. Eva. Annual cash bonus, on-site cash pile into a wall. For a specific diseases such as cancer of the employees, even if not a day for the whole years attendance, also can bring ten thousand yuan per person. How much do you this years bonuses tRhVLc? ​​​​]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

新浪新闻客户端:
    你怎么看?[并不简单]
[What do you think? [] are not simple]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【孕妇前五次B超都“没问题” 现在却查出畸形】小赵怀孕六个月了,她说之前在镇上的医院做过产检,说是孩子没什么问题,前几天到别的医院做了四维彩超,检查出来胎儿有五处畸形,“手指头有七八个,手脚长短不一,心脏不好···”,她觉得镇上的医院有责任↓↓医院回应↓↓tRLpT ​
[The pregnant women before five ultrasound are ok now detect abnormalities 】 xiao zhao was six months pregnant, she said earlier in the towns hospital for prenatal, what children will be a problem, to another hospital for a few days ago the four dimensional colour to exceed, check out there are five malformation fetus, has seven or eight fingers, hands and feet length is differ, the heart is bad..., she felt the towns hospital has a responsibility to respond to left left tRLpT left left hospital]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

天猫:
    陈柏霖告诉你:情人节怎么选?小心脏准备好,大仁哥很撩人,潘多拉很迷人!超级礼遇,悦享折,就在今天潘多拉#天猫超级品牌日#tRzggd tRLzn ​
[Chen told you valentines day how to choose? Little heart ready, big brother ren very seductive, Pandora is charming! Super courtesy, enjoy a discount, in todays # # Tmall super brand day tRzggd tRLzn]

天猫,阿里巴巴集团旗下网站,亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 :tmall 【客服电话】

小米手机:
    【小米手机邀你瓜分万 转发抽送个小米盒子】小米首款竞答产品「有乐」正式上线!tRLpecK ,先透露一道真题,再送一个复活码,线索都在图里。PS.每天、「有乐」固定两场答题等你来。传送门 tRtyfFO ​
[The millet mobile phone invited you wanna split forward pumping a millet box 】 millets first correct product le is launched! TRLpecK, first revealed a bo, again send a resurrection code, clues in the figure. PS. Every day, le fixed two questions waiting for you. Portal tRtyfFO]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

猫扑:
    【男童遭继母虐待瘫痪,生父失踪生母“消失”】年月,陕西岁男童鹏鹏疑遭继母虐待,致%颅骨粉碎全身瘫痪。继母被刑拘,生父失踪,生母照顾个月后也不辞而别。她解释说,自己现在没有能力照顾好鹏鹏。而孩子的舅舅认为,谁犯下的错,就该谁承担责任。@梨视频 tROPZ ​
[The boy by the stepmother abused paralysis, father mother disappear missing 】 years, shaanxi in the peng peng yi by the stepmother abused, % skull crushed completely paralyzed. Stepmother imprisoned, missing father, mother to take care of the months later took French leave. She explained that she now dont have the ability to take care of my son. And the childs uncle thought, who committed a fault, who should bear the responsibility. @ pear video tROPZ]

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新浪汽车:
    #新浪年度车#正式进入倒计时!经过位行业评委线下评测、《购车完全指南》项专业项目评测,以及位汽车自媒体的投票参与,年度车各奖项即将尘埃落定!月日,锁定新浪年度车颁奖盛典,为你揭晓最终结果! tRZavOE ​
[# # sina annual car officially enters the countdown! After a senior industry judges offline testing, the car completely professional guide to project evaluation, and a car vote since the media to participate in the annual car awards to the dust settled! Month, locking sina car annual awards, announced the final result for you! tRZavOE]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    当月亮近地点时恰逢满月,称为“Super moon”,即“超级月亮”;
当一个自然月内出现两次满月,称为“Blue moon”,即“蓝月”;
月全食时呈赤铜色,称为“Blood moon”,即“血月”。
本月月日,三件事竟同时发生,即“Super blue blood moon”,也就是“超级蓝血月”...[跪了]
纯良的人做好准备吧...全文: m.weibo ​

[When the moon perigee coincided with the full moon, known as the Super moon, namely Super moon; < br > when a natural month of two full moon, known as Blue moon, namely Blue moon; < br > it is fluid cuprite while total lunar eclipse, known as the for moon , namely the Blood moon. < br > this month to month, three things could happen at the same time, the Super blue blood moon, namely Super blue blood moon... [kneeling] < br > virtuous people get ready... The full text m. eibo]

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平安北京:
    网友:好像鸡妈妈领这一群小鸡仔,好可爱 tRQlCNx ​
[Net friend like chicken mother led a group of chickens, good lovely tRQlCNx]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    太吓人了![污]
[Too scary! [pollution]]

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微软中国:
    #科技尝鲜派#微软发布新书——《未来计算:人工智能及其社会角色》,探讨人工智能技术发展及其所引发的社会问题!随着技术的创新与变革,由人类智慧和人工智能共同驱动的未来社会即将到来,如何规范人工智能的设计与应用并建立保护人类社会的道德准则?人工智能又将会如何影响就业和工作本身?微软给出...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # technology tasting pie Microsoft released new book, the future calculation artificial intelligence and its social role, discusses development and the social problems caused by artificial intelligence technology. As technology innovation and change, driven by human intelligence and artificial intelligence to the future society is coming, how to regulate the design and application of artificial intelligence and set up to protect the morality of human society? Artificial intelligence and how will affect employment and the work itself? Microsoft is given... The full text m. eibo]

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[# # BBS of hits daily 【 super like chat SUV Mazda CX - the car feel 】 because aesthetic such things there is no a unified standard, the most beautiful is in quotes, but Mazda CX - can be said to be the most peoples aesthetic standards for no dead Angle ~ really beautiful! A high degree of completion it is a model, in my eyes no problem of good car! Portal tRLNJp]

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