2018年1月28日星期日

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    恭喜吃鸡女团又加入一枚女神张蓝心[心][心]#张蓝心功夫吃鸡#
[Congratulations to the women to eat chicken and join a goddess blue heart [heart] [heart] zhang # # a blue heart effort to eat chicken]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #家家技术讲堂#【通用第一特斯拉垫底,自动驾驶哪家强?】 当下人们对于自动驾驶技术似乎还是有那么一点遥远,而我们身边那些具有低阶自动驾驶功能的车辆,也依旧只能在行驶中进行一些有限的辅助工作,似乎实现完全自动驾驶还需要很长一段路要走。不过,这并不意味着在技术层面上没有准备,事实上国内...全文: m.weibo ​
[Lecture hall # # every technology [gm first tesla bottom, which strong automated driving? The present people for automated driving technology seems to be a little far away, and those around us which has the function of low-order automated driving vehicles, are still on the road only some limited support work, seems to realize fully automated driving also need a long way to go. However, this does not mean that technically have no preparation, in fact at home... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

平安北京:
    #花样诈骗# 【斩断伸向老人的犯罪“黑手”[哼]!】岁末年初,多地发生老年人遭诈骗的案件,老人目前已经成为网络诈骗受损最大群体。怎样防范老人的养老钱、救命钱被犯罪分子诈骗?推荐家人都看看~tRHnHSLw ​
[# # figure fraud (cut into the old mans crime black hand [singing]!] At the beginning of the end, the more of the elderly by fraud case occurred, the old man at present has become the largest group network fraud is damaged. How to prevent the old mans endowment money, lifeline to be criminal fraud? Recommend family see ~ tRHnHSLw]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【轿车被货车撞翻一家五口被困 众人砸车救出三娃】日前,河南郑州发生一起交通事故,车内大人小孩被困。消防赶到前,三名男子一人拿铁锤,猛砸车子进行救援。最终,三个孩子被救出送往医院救治。不幸的是,两名大人已经没有了生命体征。据悉,这辆白色轿车在经过该路口时,突然被一辆快速...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # weibo communication radio [car was knocked out by the van trapped family of five The rescue three Eva 】 has hit a car, a traffic accident happened in zhengzhou, henan, adult children are trapped inside the car. Fire arrived before the three men a man with a hammer, so heavily in the car. In the end, the rescued three children taken to the hospital. Unfortunately, two adults have no vital signs. It is understood that the white car after the intersection, was suddenly a fast... The full text m. eibo]

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最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑:
    我也想发财
[I also want to get rich]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

一只不会说话的蘑菇:
    [摊手] tRWiuF ​
[[stand hand] tRWiuF]

外向的孤独患者 有何不可 😶

ZAKER:
    【VAR在英国遭吐槽 如何把握成为难题】 VAR 视频裁判是为了让判罚更加准确,但本来一场进球大战的比赛,三分之一的时间裁判都在看录像,这样真的有人想看吗? tRwQSCs ​
[【 VAR by poking fun at how to grasp the become a difficult problem in the UK] VAR video referee is to make the decision more accurate, but had a goal war game, a third of the time the referee are watching the video, so does anyone really want to see? tRwQSCs]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

小野妹子学吐槽:
    [跪了]@·-_-·:.穷.丑.单身 人类十宗罪[跪了]
[] [kneeling @, -_ -, poor. Ugly. Single human SINS] [kneeling ten]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    #优酷最强大脑#同一个世界,同一种学霸!优酷君瞬间想到@葛佳慧_Cyclone ,毕业于伯克利音乐学院,却说自己没有音乐才华;[doge] 喜欢打游戏、烫头也能保送清华直博的@最强大脑栾雨。[doge] 这……让人情何以堪……默默祈祷“共享脑子”时代早日到来~ #最强大脑# (ps图片来自网络) ​
[# # youku strongest brain the same world, the same kind of students with excellent achievement! Youku jun instantly think of @ GeJiaHui _Cyclone, graduated from the berklee college of music, said they have no music talent; Doge like playing games, permed hair can also walk straight tsinghuas strongest @ LuanYu brain. [doge] this... Let the human intolerable... Silent prayer Shared brain age arrival strongest brain ~ # # (ps pictures from Internet)]

冷笑话精选:
    抱歉,不管你雪人堆得多好看,都无法引起我的注意了[doge]
tRwYFQg ​

[Im sorry, it doesnt matter how much you snowman heap good-looking, were unable to get my attention [doge] < br > tRwYFQg]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

青年时报:
    【超好吃的酱牛肉[色][色]】肉酥、筋软、味道香,让人馋到不行的酱牛肉就在这里!终于找到做法啦!有时间试试![馋嘴]tRHBbQxa ​
[【 super delicious sauce beef [color] [color]] flesh crisp, soft, taste sweet, let a person admire to the no sauce beef is here! Finally found it! Have time to have a try! [available] tRHBbQxa]

新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系微信:Alex

青年时报:
    【积雪压折杭城许多树木,昨晚一棵岁的雪松就被连根拔起!】今天早上,当杭州市民欣喜可以打雪仗、堆雪人、赏雪景的时候,下城区武林街道绿化办的陈科毅,以及杭州市政园林处的唐冰已经在雪地里忙活了好一阵子了——两人清晨五六点就起身,摸着天亮前往武林街道广福路的浙医儿院大院,处置一棵余米...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 crushing enjoyed a lot of trees, snow last night, cedar tree uprooted!] This morning, while hangzhou citizens can snowball fights, a snowman, happy enjoy snow, green office downtown wulin street Chen Keyi, and Tang Bing hangzhou municipal gardens have been busy for quite a while in the snow, continuing arose in the morning, two people touch dawn to wulin fuk road, the street ZheYi infant school courtyard, the disposal of a m... The full text m. eibo]

新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系微信:Alex

汽车之家:
    #国内谍照##ix#【搭.T动力 曝新ix新增动力车型谍照】去年月,全新一代ix正式上市,该车全系搭载了一台最大功率为马力的.L发动机。日前,有国内媒体曝光了一组其新增动力车型的测试谍照,该车在外观方面与现款在售车型基本保持一致,未来将有望搭载一台.T发动机。tRwlth ​
[Domestic spy # # # ix# 【 new ix. T power had new models photos 】 last month, a new generation of ix officially listed, the car all is carrying a maximum power of horsepower. L engine. Recently, with the domestic media exposes a set of the new models of test photos, the car in terms of appearance are almost consistent with cash cars on sale, the future is expected to pick up a. T engine. tRwlth]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #芝麻信用周年# 小芝麻岁生日快乐!我芝麻分,体验过免押金骑ofo小黄车,免押金住酒店,免押金租车,免押金借充电宝……感谢你让我 #美好生活无押力# ,信任如三:一生二,二生三,三生万物。看来今天小芝麻有很多故事想和你说[心]
[# # credit sesame anniversary of small sesame happy birthday! I sesame points, experienced from the deposit ofo yellow cycling, exempt deposit hotel, from car rental, the deposit from the deposit by charging treasure... Thank you for let me no and force # # a better life, trust, such as three life two, two gave birth to three, everything. It seems today, there are many stories to little sesame seeds and you say [heart]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    #锋味#谢霆锋@锋味 挑战泰国网红开椰子神技能失败!后美少女徒手掰椰子!教你除了用刀还能打开泰国网红椰子的另类方式!
tRwWjpV ​

[# feng fruity # tse @ front challenge Thailand open web celebrity coconut god skills failed! After the unarmed bye the coconut is a beautiful girl! Teach you in addition to use a knife to open another way of Thai web celebrity coconut! < br > tRwWjpV]

南方都市报:
    #轻松一刻#一首年《加州旅馆》现场版,难得的超清画质!巅峰时期的老鹰乐队,经典到无以复加![心]tRQnucw ​
[# # relaxed moment hotel California live a year, a rare super clear quality! Peak of the eagles, classic of! [heart] tRQnucw]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

小野妹子学吐槽:
    最能消磨人元气、让人精神快速崩溃的七件事...完蛋了全占了[跪了][跪了][跪了] ​
[Can kill people most energy, let a person spirit quick collapse of seven thing... Done for all accounts for] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

李开复:
    恭喜第四范式!低调的顶级AI公司!
[Congratulations on the fourth paradigm! Low-key top AI company!]

创新工场CEO,媒体联系:press@chuangxin

ZAKER:
    【微博处罚“热门刷榜”:个月不能上热搜】 微博处罚一批“热搜热门刷榜”,这些账号个月不能主持话题>详情 tRwsaC ​
[【 weibo punishment list of popular brush months not hot search 】 weibo punishment of a batch of hot search popular brush list, these accounts cannot stand for the topic > months tRwsaC for details]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【小学考试又现神题:船上只绵羊只山羊 船长几岁?[跪了]】“一艘船上有只绵羊和只山羊,船上船长几岁?”这是四川某小学五年级期末的一道数学题。网友给出了各种“脑洞大开”的答案↓↓然而出题者意图却在于此[并不简单]↓↓评论区也分享下你的解题思路吧 _____ !tRhMekf ​
[【 primary school exam again now god sheep goat captain on board a few years old? [kneeling]] a ship has a sheep and goats, how old is the ship captain? This is a primary school in sichuan fifth grade of a math problem. Netizen gives the answer to all kinds of imagination left left ask intentions, however, is that this isnt a simple [] left left under the comments section also share your way _____! tRhMekf]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #优酷最强大脑#@王力宏 邀你“视频”![鼓掌] 现场为尖叫鸡“配音”,自嘲脑袋是空的,这样调皮的他你见过吗?[二哈]《唯一》的节奏一响起就跟着唱起来的有没有你?太魔性!优酷君已经决定要刷遍! [哈哈] #最强大脑#
tRwCBrf ​

[# youku brain strongest # @ video wang invited you! [applause.] the scene for screaming chicken voice, self-mockery head is empty, so naughty he have you seen? [two ha] only the rhythm of a ring would you follow to sing? Too ones! Youku you have decided to brush again! (ha ha) strongest brain # # < br > tRwCBrf]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    今天骗你养荷兰猪[摊手]tRZPBep @人人视频 ​
[Cheat you raise the Dutch pig [stand hand] tRZPBep today @ all video]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【点赞!岁少年救了整楼居民[good]】近日,山东青岛岁少年崔永信结束晚辅导班回到家时,闻到楼道里有股特殊糊味。小崔回家放下书包,就从顶楼六楼开始挨家挨户敲门。在敲到三楼时,他发现了异样↓↓赶紧拨打,然后将楼里邻居都叫出疏散。tRwKFJu ​
[【 thumb up! Teenager saved the whole floor residents [good]] recently, shandong Qingdao teenager Cui Yongxin end late remedial class when he returned home, the corridor smell the smell of burnt food. Small cui home to lay down their bags, just start from the top six floor door to door knocking at the door. When knock to the third floor, he discovered a strange left left hurriedly call, then building neighbors called the evacuation. tRwKFJu]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    帅呆惹@银教授@脑洞故事板辛弃疾!完全男主!@幻灭妖僧我擦,辣笔老辛!!燃!
[Professor handsome get @ silver @ storyboard xin qiji imagination! Totally men! @ disillusionment rasputin I brush, spicy pen old xin!!!!! Burn!]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #新车官图##迈凯伦S#【限量辆 迈凯伦S定制版官图发布】日前,迈凯伦发布了全新跑车MSO-Tuned McLaren S GT-Inspired Road Car车型的官方图片,相信您也从命名中发现了,新车由迈凯伦的MSO定制部门打造,并以迈凯伦S GT车型为参考,未来新车将成为一台具有大量赛车元素的量产版车型。...全文: m.weibo ​
[Figure # # # new officer McLaren S # 【 limited a McLaren S customised version released official figure 】, McLaren issued a new sports Car the oledata.mso - Tuned McLaren S GT - Inspired Road Car models of the official pictures, believe you also found from the naming, new Car by McLaren the oledata.mso custom departments, and with McLaren S GT models for reference, the new Car will be a mass production version of the element has a large number of Car models. ... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #大爱燃擎#出行无小事,请尊重每个人的出行!tRQsAj ​
[# # love with travel no small matter, please respect everyones travel! tRQsAj]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

冷笑话精选:
    日常云吸猫!家里新来了一只小奶猫,想交新朋友又紧张害羞的样子太萌了!
tRwSLTp ​

[Daily cloud sucking the cat! New a little milk cat at home, and want to make new friends and nervous shy look is really of! < br > tRwSLTp]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

南方都市报:
    【河南荥阳一女生被班主任强奸后割腕?官方回应】网帖曝光,年月日,河南省荥阳市第二高级中学三九班班主任任中浩以帮忙批改作业为由,将女学生小帆(化名)骗至教师宿舍楼强奸。被强奸女生愧对父母,选择割腕轻生险些丧命。年月日,任中浩证据确凿,却被荥阳市公安局取保“释放”。小帆...全文: m.weibo ​
[[henan xingyang a girl was the teacher in charge after being raped her wrists? Official response 】 net post exposure, (date) (month) (year), henan xingyang ren, director of the second senior middle school classes lump-sum, citing help our homework in the small sail to female students (a pseudonym) lie to teacher dormitory rape. Rape girls live up to parents, choose to cut wrist suicide nearly died. (date) (month) (year), as evidence of hao, xingyang public security bureau released release. The small sail... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

优酷:
    蓝boss@马振桓Evan 可以说是为#终极一班#而生哒,一切都以保护终极一班为前提,重情重义、骁勇善战,为蓝斯洛疯狂打call! ​
[Blue boss @ Ma Zhenhuan Evan can be said to be born to # #d dalai, everything is on the premise of protectingd and heavy feeling heavy righteousness, warrior, crazy for blue, make the call! ​]

陈姝瑭-瑭瑭:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

工作邀约请联系经纪人 郝梅梅 ☎️TEL -百度百科: baike.baiduview.htm

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男主播为博眼球自称“欧阳锋” 地铁里拍恶搞视频被拘留日[摊手]】“来,接我一掌!”网络主播张某为增加点击量,在上海轨交站点内,拍摄了多段自称练成“绝世武功”的恶搞视频:站台上,他一边大声叫喊,一边做夸张怪异的动作,周围候车乘客纷纷避让.实拍↓↓真的吓人[拜拜]tRwXhk ​
[The host for publicity film spoof claims to sun feng in Europe the subway video was detained days [stand hand]] strike to pick me up! Network host zhang to increase hits, in Shanghai rail site, filmed the multistage profess to practice beautiful wugong spoof video on the platform, he shouted, while doing weird emote, around waiting passengers began to give way. Film left left really scary tRwXhk [bynum]]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:前一段时间我们复合了 有一个晚上我们很自然发生性关系 可是当他前戏完 到了最后一步 他就没办法硬起来 过一天又尝试了一次 两次还是如此 我心里也知道他其实是很尴尬的 他甚至有点抗拒找我 后面我问他 他才说 他有心里压力 然后我说没关系的 我们就一起开心就好了 后面我有直接问过...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listen to friends some time ago we compound we naturally have sex but one night when he play out in the last step before he cant do hard try it again twice a day or so my in the mind also know that he was very embarrassed him even a little resistance to find behind me I asked him before he said he has a heart of pressure and I said it doesnt matter we will be happy with it I have asked directly behind... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

优酷:
    #优酷最强大脑#娱乐圈的“学霸”@王力宏 不仅音乐感人,绅士风度、超高“双商”更为他圈粉无数。但,今天只做你的颜粉~ [哈哈] #最强大脑# ​
[# # youku strongest brain entertainment outstanding students @ wang lee hom Music not only touching, the gentleman poise, ultra-high more he circle powder countless double. But today, just do your facial powder ~ ha ha strongest brain # #]

微博位置:
    年月日 点分左右,济南市历下区姚家街区偶遇明星叶一茜,详细内容请点击 tRwMdHv ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, jinan lixia district yao home encounter star father block, the details please click tRwMdHv]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

东方航空:
    还在纠结春节送礼?现在精选年货已上架!大牌齐聚,让你送礼体面过人!活动期间购买页面中商品单笔订单满元送酸奶机台哦![酷]
[Still struggling with the Spring Festival gifts? Now select necessities has shelves! In big shop sign, make you a gift decent people! Activities during the purchase page with yuan to send goods in a single order of yogurt machine! [cool]]

中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。

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