2018年1月29日星期一

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    预告今晚分互动题目:“那些正能量的句子,你最喜欢哪个”。(本条预告分钟后删除) ​
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic those sentences are energy, which do you like the most. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

知乎:
    #知乎小事# 爆炸了👉tRUQRgV ​
[#知乎小事# 爆炸了👉tRUQRgV ​]

发现更大的世界

但斌:
    @太阳神nmd:对茅台这样伟大的企业的未来,审视的格局确实是问题,任何一个创新,比如生肖酒,吨就要多产生利润约亿。
[@ helios NMD maotai such a great company in the future, the pattern of the review is indeed a problem, any one of innovation, such as the Chinese zodiac, t have to produce more profit of about $.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @日出出日:法制素养。
[@ the sunrise legal literacy.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    #大爱燃擎# 如果个人都不开车的话,那么…… ​
[# love with # if individuals do not drive, so... ​]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

冷笑话精选:
    呼吸自由[允悲]@半岛铁柱:我的生活挺自由的 就是没钱
[Breathe free [allow sad] @ peninsula iron column my life is free Is no money]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

金山夜话博主:
    #YY直播# 围观【如何谈恋爱】,和我一起搞事情,就等你啦,上YY 陪你一起么么哒! tRUlZbP @YY直播 ​
[# # YY live view, how to fall in love 】 【 did things together with me, will be waiting for you, with you on YY mua! TRUlZbP @ YY live]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

小野妹子学吐槽:
    保证自己永不受伤的秘诀,就是不期待他人、不信任他人、不干涉他人、不依赖他人。唯一的坏处是虽然不会受伤,但也不会开心。 ​
[Keep yourself the secret of never injured, it is not looking forward to, dont trust others, not to interfere in other people, dont rely on others. The only harm is not injured, but will not be happy. ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

金山夜话博主:
    #YY直播# 围观【情感-金山的直播】,和我一起搞事情,就等你啦,上YY 陪你一起么么哒! tRUWut @YY直播 ​
[# # YY live watching live 】 【 emotions - golden hill, and I did things together, will be waiting for you, with you on YY mua! TRUWut @ YY live]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

冷笑话精选:
    想吃[二哈]@治愈系心理学金黄酥脆[馋嘴]
[Would like to have two ha] [@ healing psychology golden crispy [available]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

顶尖设计:
    让美术生泪目的LOGO ​
[Let art tears purpose LOGO]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 我为什么喜欢一个人呆着(via英式没品笑话百科) ​
[Why # # mop goodnight I love alone (via British never joke wikipedia)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

ZAKER:
    #深夜ZAKER# 清醒是一个人的破茧而出,它不需要附和。——安意如《思无邪》 ​
[# ZAKER# in the middle of the night awake is the birth of a persons, it does not need to echo. - AnYiRu innocence]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人#你开车时会有哪些强迫症么? ​
[# # good night family what are you driving obsessive-compulsive disorder? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    是这样的[二哈]
[So [two ha]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

南方都市报:
    【医生视频示范“企鹅步”,学会以后雪天不摔倒[憧憬]】大雪过后,早上很多路面都结了冰,不少人在行走时会不慎摔伤,医院骨科人满为患。冰雪天地里如何防滑呢?和医生一起学一下“防摔企鹅步”吧。家里有老人小孩的都看看,以后雪天走路再也不担心啦![心]tRElrk ​
[The doctor video demonstration step penguin, do not fall to the snow fell [hope]] after the heavy snow, a lot of the road is frozen in the morning, many people are walking carelessly, hospital orthopedic packed. How to prevent slippery in ice and snow world? And doctors learn step hockey penguin together. Families with children, older people are looking, after snow to walk dont worry! [heart] tRElrk]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:红酒的装逼价值和茅台的估值》红酒的装逼价值和茅台的估值来自A股防务观察在小编接触过的各个装逼圈里,红酒圈是最有意思的一个。不同于一般的土豪装逼,红酒装逼充满了优雅、文化和仪式感。区别tRUCzex ​
[Published the post reprinted red wine pack to force value and valuation of maotai wine loading force value and maotai valuation from a-share defense observed in each small make up contact with forced circles, red circle is one of the most interesting. Different from general local tyrants to drunby, wine full of elegance, culture and ritual. The difference between tRUCzex]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

音悦台:
    李宗盛《给自己的歌》,歌词惊艳又包含人生经验,既是歌唱,也是诉说。愿你不再得而不能,失而不舍。[心]tRUCzXS ​
[Jonathan lee to his songs, lyrics and life experience, is not only sing, is also telling. May you no longer have to not, lost and dont give up. [heart] tRUCzXS]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

玩转instagram:
    冰箱的正确打开方式[喵喵] ​
[Open the refrigerator right way [meow]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:狗年茅台首发不到一分钟便售罄,酒企“大闹生肖”是众人拾柴还是堰塞湖效应?》狗年茅台首发不到一分钟便售罄,酒企“大闹生肖”是众人拾柴还是堰塞湖效应?原创--糖酒快讯团队tRUZK ​
[Published a blog post reprinted maotai started less than a minute then sold out in the year of dog, wine enterprises make Chinese zodiac is all firewood or lake effect? Maotai started less than a minute in the year of dog was sold out, the wine companies make Chinese zodiac is the firewood or lake effect? Original - rum alerts tRUZK team]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    【谁是站到最后的人?】这一波操作,服气。tRTZOC ​
[Who is the man standing at the end of the [?] The wave action, convinced. tRTZOC]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

冷笑话精选:
    迷醉……@killyoukillme_太!可!怕!@屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長马克@我真的炒鸡可爱的呢马住晚上看
[Drunk... @ killyoukillme_ too! Can be! Be afraid! @ prick silk grade dragonfly captain mark @ I genuinely Fried chicken lovely horse stay night view]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

知乎:
    #知乎放映室# 「他的一生只有 年。」👉tRUSQSK ​
[# zhihu projection booth # only in his life. 👉tRUSQSK ​]

发现更大的世界

新浪汽车:
    #车圈话题# 有开思域的小伙伴吗,不吹不黑,来聊聊你的真实感受[吃瓜] ​
[Do we have a friend of civic # #.so topic, dont blow not black, to talk about your true feelingseat the melon]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端:
    知道了。@新浪新闻 “第一个告诉你下雪的人,一定很爱你。”@新浪新闻客户端 今冬你看到雪了吗?[羞嗒嗒]
[I see. @ sina news the first person to tell you the snow, it must be very love you. @ sina news to the client Did you see the snow this winter? [shame clicking]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪新闻客户端:
    今冬你看到雪了吗?[羞嗒嗒]
[Did you see the snow this winter? [shame clicking]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选:
    一直一直!@Athanill:我想永远吃妈妈做的饭
[Always have been! @ Athanill I want to eat moms rice forever]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    @女生社群高进@龚文祥转发微博
[@ girls high community into @ Gong Wenxiang forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @微博股票#腾讯苏宁京东融创入股万达# 意味着万达开始正式驶入新的方向,万达商管公司今后将不再进行房地产开发,他们将利用腾讯、苏宁、京东海量线上流量和本身巨大线下商业资源开展多方面合作,共同打造线上线下融合的中国“新消费”商业模式。
[@ # tencent weibo stock suning jingdong melts and formally into new directions in wanda # means that wanda, wanda business real estate development company in the future will no longer, they will use the tencent, suning, jingdong mass line flow and huge itself offline business resources to carry out all-round cooperation, jointly create online fusion of the Chinese new consumer business model.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

MIUI:
    要过年了,送男生什么礼物最酷?转发微博,抽送张元智能配件券。#小米年货节# ​
[To the New Year, the coolest boy what gift? Forwarding microblogging, pumping zhang yuan intelligent accessories vouchers. # # millet Spring Festival]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

但斌:
    @蔡小心[怒][怒][怒][怒][怒][怒]@樊建川转发微博
[@ CAI careful [anger] [anger] [anger] [anger] [anger] [anger] @ FanJianChuan forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新沐sunshine:
    喝下去
[Drink it]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报:
    【少年骑摩托撞路基丧命 过路司机赔万】去年月,广东珠海,岁小磊开摩托车在路上飞驰,沈某驾驶一辆泥头车向右变道右转,右道的小磊来不及刹车,向右闪避时摩托车失控撞上路基,小磊当场死亡。交警认定沈某与小磊各承担同等责任。近日,沈某承诺向小磊父母赔偿万元。(澎湃)...全文: m.weibo ​
[Subgrade killed the boy riding a motorcycle crashed passing drivers to compensate all 】 last month, in zhuhai, guangdong province, at the age of the small lei drive motorbike sped on the road, shen a driving a car NiTou change lanes to the right turn right, the right way of small lei skidded, dodge to the right when the motorcycle is out of control into subgrade, small lei died on the spot. Traffic police identified one with small lei shen share equal responsibility. Recently, a commitment to small lei shen parents compensation of ten thousand yuan. (those)... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

新沐sunshine:
    #任嘉伦的红包#好运说来就来!任嘉伦Allen 的红包中抽到了@让红包飞 提供的“财神卡【红】”,靠谱又惊喜,快来嗨抢吧!tRUJjrN ​
[# # Ren Jialun red envelopes to say good luck! Ren Jialun Allens red envelopes in the smoke to give red envelopes to fly @ card [red] god of wealth, on surprise again, will quickly hey rob! tRUJjrN]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

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