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#金山夜话# 听友:前一段时间我们复合了 有一个晚上我们很自然发生性关系 可是当他前戏完 到了最后一步 他就没办法硬起来 过一天又尝试了一次 两次还是如此 我心里也知道他其实是很尴尬的 他甚至有点抗拒找我 后面我问他 他才说 他有心里压力 然后我说没关系的 我们就一起开心就好了 后面我有直接问过...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends some time ago we compound we naturally have sex but one night when he play out in the last step before he cant do hard try it again twice a day or so my in the mind also know that he was very embarrassed him even a little resistance to find behind me I asked him before he said he has a heart of pressure and I said it doesnt matter we will be happy with it I have asked directly behind... The full text m. eibo]
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[Still struggling with the Spring Festival gifts? Now select necessities has shelves! In big shop sign, make you a gift decent people! Activities during the purchase page with yuan to send goods in a single order of yogurt machine! [cool]]
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[【 because math Lift driver rescued from the hands of traffickers couple years old little girl] month day, shaanxi age of a little girl was a strange man hitching a ride on the fool. On the way, man out of a multiplication problem, while the girl ask, what is multiplication? Driver couple feels wrong, while men go to the bathroom, that girl and the man did not know. Two people heart in a surprised, hurriedly secretly to cooperate, contact parents and report to the police. tRZRhN]
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[【 mouth gun! Because of whip ban is not allowed to set off firecrackers, friends and relatives to imitate sound fireworks celebrating the wedding for the couple (ha ha) (ha ha) 】 shandong Texas has issued a whip ban is not allowed to set off firecrackers, on Sunday morning, at a wedding, the couples several friends put gun mouth imitate fireworks ceng! Ceng! Click! Click! Happy atmosphere foil for the wedding! [ha ha ha ha ha] [ha ha] let me smile while ~ tRzDYOC video (pear)]
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#出行生活#【女司机酒驾撞俩车后逃逸被挡,叫嚣:我有关系![怒]】近日,成都一名女司机付某喝近斤白酒后驾车,连撞两辆车逃逸,随后被警方挡获。付某大闹警队:我有关系,你们凭什么关我!”蜀黍正告:法律面前人人平等!tRQdyhwe
[Travel life # # (both of the driver drunk driving crashed the car after the escape, locked, Shouting I! [anger]] recently, a female driver to pay a drink near chengdu jin liquor after driving, even crashed two cars escape, then blocked by police. Some make the police pay I have a relationship, what makes you shut me! Sorghum said everyone is equal before the law! tRQdyhwe]
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理想中的周末应该是这样的[喵喵]
[The ideal weekend should be [meow]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!小浪同学爱吐槽:
【人驾车在中俄边境湖面玩漂移 不幸栽进冰窟[摊手]】日,黑龙江密山,一辆载人的面包车,在中俄界湖兴凯湖的冰封湖面玩漂移时,不慎栽进冰窟...实拍车子头朝下插在冰上不安颤动↓↓情状危急↓↓所幸一队边防警察巡逻路过,助人脱险[黑线][good]tRwc
[The drivers in the Russian border planted in the lake to play drift ice [stand hand]], which dwells in heilongjiang province, a manned van, drift to play on the frozen lake tianchi xingkai lake between China and Russia, accidentally slid into ice... To film the car upside down on the ice nervous tremor left left the situation crisis left left fortunately, a team of border police patrol passed down, [black line] [good] tRwc help others escape]
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#看歌手来优酷#歌手优酷播放量破两🏻亿。感谢大家的支持,我们在下一站见
[#看歌手来优酷#歌手优酷播放量破两🏻亿。 Thanks for your support, we will meet at the next stop]
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【大雪天浙皖两地路政与交警大接力,警车开道护送脑死亡女子见亲人最后一面!】月日晚上点,在浙江与安徽的交接点,一辆警车停靠在路边。“他们到了。”杭州市公安局临安分局交警大队於潜中队副指导员季伟忠望着等候多时的救护车说道:“可算平安开回了浙江,接下来靠咱们护送了。”救护车上,躺着...全文: m.weibo
[【 snow days, zhejiang and anhui both road and the traffic police relay motorcades escort brain-dead woman see relatives last side!] On Tuesday night, in zhejiang and anhui junction, a police car parked on the side of the road. They came. Hangzhou city public security bureau traffic police brigade in linan bureau vice instructor JiWeiZhong latent squadron looked kindly let the ambulance said, is it safe to open back to zhejiang, next on our escort. The ambulance, lying... The full text m. eibo]
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【极寒来袭,气温腰斩式暴跌!广东进入冰箱式湿冷[生病]】日早晨,韶关、清远、河源的北部市县出现了℃以下的低温,高海拔山区局部低至℃以下。据气象部门预报,日到日受强冷空气影响,有一次中雨局部大雨过程,各地日平均气温将下降℃~℃,有大范围低温和冰(霜)冻。鉴于这次冷空气将对广...全文: m.weibo
[Slump in the cold winter, the temperature down type! Guangdong into the refrigerator type cold [ill]] morning, shaoguan, qingyuan, heyuan cities and counties in northern appeared ℃ under low temperature, high altitude mountain local low ℃ below. According to the meteorological department forecast, affected by the strong cold air to date, there is a local heavy rain process, moderate rain around will decline ℃ ~ ℃, the average daily temperature (frost) has a wide range of low temperature and ice cold. In view of the cold air will be widely... The full text m. eibo]
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@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 登上格莱美之前,先来看看他在纽约街头的街拍!把刘海撩上去之后,眉眼英气到不行😍 他将于北京时间明早参加格莱美,期待红毯造型咯~
[@ TFBOYS - easy Yang thousand seal on the grammy before, lets look at him on the streets of New York street snap! 把刘海撩上去之后,眉眼英气到不行😍 他将于北京时间明早参加格莱美,期待红毯造型咯~ ]
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家里新来了一只敲萌敲可爱的小奶猫,初来乍到有点紧张害羞,可怜巴巴地想要和其他猫猫做朋友。“来和我玩嘛,拜托拜托了”[委屈]tRZboZE (via英国报姐)
[Home was a new cat knocked of cute little milk, new here a little bit nervous shy, want to make friends with other cats and wretched. Come and play with me, please please [wrong] tRZboZE (via the UK newspaper elder sister)]
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【小学生未捐款被拍照“示众” 涉事老师被停职】日前,广东茂名一学生家长患上重病,老师组织小学生捐款。当时有学生没有捐款,一位老师就给这些学生拍了照,并发到了微信群里...此事一出便引发网友热议↓↓很多人认为捐款不宜在未成年人中开展。涉事老师已停职并接受培训。tRwbga
[The pupils not to donate money being photographed punishment involved the teacher was suspended 】 recently, guangdong maoming parents of students suffering from serious illness, the teacher organization students to donate money. Have students didnt donations, a teacher took pictures of the students, concurrent to the WeChat group... The matter a then trigger netizens left left a lot of people think that money should not be carried out among the minors. Teacher involved has been suspended and training. tRwbga]
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#锋味#泰国站的技能点太厉害!网红椰子摊主展现完整剥开椰子蛋技能,简直不能太棒的技术活惊呆男神谢霆锋@锋味 和女神@容祖儿,这雪白的椰子肉要不要来一口?#优酷粉综艺#
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[# # tat taste Thai skill points too much! Crack a coconut web celebrity coconut vendor show complete egg skills, cant great skill was male @ joey yung, Nicholas tse @ front and god goddess this white coconut meat do you want a bite? # # youku powder variety < br > tRwbt]
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【牛!“金融大亨”罗杰斯的女儿们都开始当中文老师了!】日,罗杰斯和两个女儿到访北京。两个小姑娘再次展现了开挂的中文水平,还透露说自己已经开始教中文了,课时费美元一小时!这中文水平,戳视频↓↓自己体会吧!(中国日报)tRQFrAk
[【 cattle! financial tycoon Rogers daughters all began when Chinese teacher! Rogers and his two daughters visit to Beijing. Two little girl hung again shows the Chinese level, also revealed that he had started to teach Chinese, class fees dollars an hour! The Chinese proficiency, poke video left left myself feel! TRQFrAk (China Daily)]
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这个臭小子可能会成为美国最伟大的总统之一。只要减税成功,他的历史地位就奠定了@非常圆满_国家的伟大不仅是生产的总和,国家的伟大是所有公民、价值、骄傲、爱、奉献和那些把国家称为祖国的人的人格的总和。川普
[The smelly boy could become one of the greatest American presidents. As long as the tax cut is successful, he laid the historical position of @ very satisfactory _ country great is the sum of production, not only the countrys great is that all citizens, value, pride, love, dedication, and those who are called the state of the motherland of the sum of the personality. trump]
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[Close shot boxing match, of course, out Google certified professional VR @ ZCAM K Pro camera. tRICnj]
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四川人看了要生气(via @miniyumy )
[Sichuan people looked to be angry (via @ miniyumy)]
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#家家精彩车生活#【超级英雄续集重启 汽车电影抢先看】年无疑是汽车电影的丰收之年,《速度与激情》、《赛车总动员》、《变形金刚》接连上映,令车迷大呼过瘾。那么,年的大银幕又有哪些值得期待的汽车元素电影呢?tRwSkr
[# # every wonderful car life 【 superhero sequel to restart the car film first year is undoubtedly the car film of harvest, the speed and passion , cars, transformers in succession, by fans shouted again. What, then, in the big screen is worth looking forward to car element film? tRwSkr]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。小浪同学爱吐槽:
【美国休斯顿警方破获绑架案:逮捕名绑匪,并且击毙人质...[跪了]】日前在美国休斯敦,一男子被两名犯罪分子绑走,FBI锁定绑匪位置后,发动突袭,屋内的嫌犯没有任何抵抗,但警员依然扣动了扳机,直接重伤了被绑人质...所以在这个绑架案中,唯一死亡的是人质本人...↓↓tRwwqD
[[American police in Houston have kidnappings arrested kidnappers, and kill the hostage... [kneeling]] Houston in the United States a few days ago, a man was abducted two of criminals, the FBI kidnappers lock position, after the raid, the room of the suspects without any resistance, but the police still pulled the trigger, direct seriously the hostage was tied... So in this kidnapping, only death is the hostage himself... Left left tRwwqD]
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“如果谈恋爱了,你们会公开吗”[并不简单]@Ming奚梦瑶 与@马苏 表示会考虑公开[思考]“年下男代言人”@于小彤 更与三位女嘉宾打赌,大胆猜测最后约会结局~~到底最后谁输谁赢,每周四优酷全网独播,#爱的时差#为你揭晓答案~#优酷粉综艺# tRwAn
[If you fall in love, you can open it, [] are not simple @ Ming Ming xi and @ su said it would consider public [thinking] -- male voice @ Jim more bet three female guest, bold speculation last date ending ~ ~ who is winning and losing the last in the end, a week SiYou cool so alone, the time difference between # love # announced an answer for you ~ # # tRwAn youku powder variety]
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#大爱燃擎#十分暖心的设计!适合轮椅使用者的电动车,方便行动不便者出行~[赞] tRQsUCLt
[# # love with very warm heart design! Suitable for wheelchair users of electric vehicles, convenient travel ~ [who] tRQsUCLt action inconvenience]
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【求前女友复合未果,杭州一男子竟跳下米陡坡,挂树上被冻僵……】最近接连多天的雨雪天气,再加找前女友求复合未果,后男子小明(化名)的心愈发拔凉拔凉的。昨天晚上,小明纵身跳下多米高的陡坡,挂在积着雪的树丛中动弹不得。公安联合消防冒雨救援半个多小时后,将他成功救起。...全文: m.weibo
[The former girlfriend composite were unsuccessful, hangzhou a man jump down a steep slope, hanging tree was frozen... Have many days of rain and snow weather, plus composite failed to find his former girlfriend, xiao Ming (a pseudonym) after the man heart more cold cold pull pull. Yesterday evening, xiao Ming dive off many meters high steep slope, hanging in the trees of the snow and couldnt move. Joint public security fire rescue after more than half an hour in the rain, he successfully rescued. ... The full text m. eibo]
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【突发!昨晚杭州天城国际门口一钢棚坍塌,两人受伤!相关部门连夜救援!】昨天,有读者给时报热线报料称:天城国际的屋檐塌了,一男一女受伤。时报记者随后赶到现场。晚上点,雪仍在下,路上有积雪,车辆都在缓慢挪动着。机场路和天城路交叉口的衣之家商场已经关门,附近行人很少。出...全文: m.weibo
[【 emergency! Last night at the gate of hangzhou city international the collapse of a steel casing, two people were injured! Authorities rescue overnight!] Yesterday, a reader in the hotline to times source said city international caved in the roof, one male and one female were injured. Times reporter then rushed to the scene. Points at night, the snow next, still have snow on the road, the vehicles moved slowly. Northing new and city road intersection of clothing stores have been closed, near the pedestrian are rare. Out of... The full text m. eibo]
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#王源# 灼灼少年,未来可期。[心]
[# # hanah strikingly young, in the future. [heart]]
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???[哆啦A梦吃惊]@豆瓣说🙃@nanananana:nana酱惹到你了?[哼]@只虾饺第一个网名就中了。。mmp。。操你妈 tRzfFB
[????? [哆啦A梦吃惊]@豆瓣说🙃@nanananana:nana酱惹到你了? [singing] @ just shrimp dumplings first net medium.. MMP. Fuck your mother tRzfFB]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!新浪新闻客户端:
→_→@小浪同学爱吐槽 言外之意:杠精爱看不看,不要再强调“自家祖传好几代都摇晃哄娃也没啥事”的事了[doge]@手机上的新浪 家里有娃的马一下,多学一点技能没坏处[思考]
[> _ > @ wavelet classmates love teasing The implication bar pure love, dont be stressed their ancestral generations are shaking coax Eva also do not have what matter in the doge @ the sina on the phone Home baby horse, learn more skills not bad [thinking]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端小浪同学爱吐槽:
言外之意:杠精爱看不看,不要再强调“自家祖传好几代都摇晃哄娃也没啥事”的事了[doge]@手机上的新浪 家里有娃的马一下,多学一点技能没坏处[思考]
[The implication bar pure love, dont be stressed their ancestral generations are shaking coax Eva also do not have what matter in the doge @ the sina on the phone Home baby horse, learn more skills not bad [thinking]]
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又飞了 tRKKpnv
[Fly again tRKKpnv]
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工程科技系二年级,甄行@RANZHU朱然 ,日常是吃饭睡觉打游戏逗小词,嘴贫心暖游戏宅,请大家多多指教。距离#初遇在光年之外# 开播还有天。
[Science and technology department of engineering, ZhenHang @ RANZHU McMann, everyday is eating sleeping dozen game made of small words, mouth poor heart warm home game, please advice. Distance # first met in light-years away # started there days. ]
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#我学十九大精神#【热血铸忠诚,护航新时代|首都警官的摇篮 筑牢忠诚警魂】问苍穹何者不朽,唯忠诚永不落幕。山水流芳,金盾惟坚,北京警院是所学校,更是一座警魂锻造的熔炉,这里的每个学生都深知警察这个职业有着沉甸甸的分量。人民警察的忠诚意识最先在这里铸牢——为首都站岗,为百姓守业。...全文: m.weibo
[# # I learn the nineteenth spirit [blood cast loyalty, escort officer | capital, the cradle of the new era build loyalty p soul 】 ask sky which is immortal, only loyalty never end. Landscape that lasts, shield but firm, Beijing police academy is a school, but also a p soul forging furnace, here every student knows the police profession has a heavy weight. The loyalty of the peoples police consciousness first cast up here - for capital, standing guard, whilst for the people. ... The full text m. eibo]
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