包租婆汪老师:
懒得p tRUysJl
[Too lazy to p tRUysJl]
精神洁癖偏执狂
@西岳荣军:抗战八年,死亡比例左右,还有什么值得宣耀的,且况还是在外力的作用下,(美国的原子弹,苏联红军十几万人从东北入境打击日军)如果不是这些外力,还需抗日几年谁也不知道!一名越战老兵的直言,忘凉解!谢谢!
[@ west disabled soldier eight years of the war of resistance against Japan, death rate, what is also worth XuanYao, and besides, or under the action of external force, (of the atomic bomb in the United States, the Soviet red army of thousands people fight the Japanese from the northeast entry) if it is not the external force, still need the anti-japanese years who also dont know! A Vietnam veteran, forget cool solution! Thank you very much!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人微博搞笑排行榜:
哈哈哈哈哈大家都来玩[作揖]@熊猫摄旅人Sweety嗯!这是一本武功秘籍啊[作揖][作揖]
[Ha ha ha ha ha everyone to play [bowing] @ panda travelers Sweety well taken! This is a secret ah [bowing] [bowing]]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗但斌:
回复@御览群书[心][鲜花][作揖]@御览群书《易经》谦卦九三这样说:劳谦君子,有终吉。勤劳而谦让,这样的人将有好结果,凡事吉利。说的就是但总吧。[心][鲜花]
[Our reply @ for the group of book [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ our group of book yi jing modest hexagrams JiuSan say this LaoQian gentleman, have eventually. Diligence and self-effacing, such people will have a good result, geely in all things. Say is always. [heart] [a flower]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人小野妹子学吐槽:
哈哈哈哈哈Hey!Say!JUMP!这段编舞太万能了,和高中生复古迪斯科也是完全契合[允悲][允悲]tRzUKKx
[Ha ha ha ha ha Hey! Say! JUMP! The choreography is universal, and senior high school students in correspondence with the disco restoring ancient ways is [allow sad] [allow sad] tRzUKKx]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。新浪汽车:
#汽车图赏# 心中有光,再黑暗也能找到前方的路。晚安~[月亮]
[# # car TuShang a light in your heart, and then the dark can also find the road that lies ahead. Goodnight ~ [moon]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。微博搞笑排行榜:
没谈过恋爱的问一个问题,谈过恋爱的来回答一下 ___________________________
[Havent talked about love asked a question, dated to answer the ___________________________]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗但斌:
好冷啊
[Its cold!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@羊总之花菜炒蟹神剧是很误导人的!实际上,日本鬼子强悍的战斗力、严格的组织纪律性以及英勇顽强视死如归的拼命精神,是连美军都感叹不已的!承认敌人的强大并不丢人,真正丢人的是自我麻木的精神胜利法啊!
[@ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab series is very misleading! In fact, the Japanese devils strong fighting capacity, strict organizational discipline, and heroism spirit, desperately of is even the plaint unceasingly! Admitted to a powerful enemy does not a shame, really a shame that numbs the spirit of victory method!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人冷笑话精选:
心死一瞬间[二哈]@屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長嗯@Uooyob凉凉@我的前任是极品@刘小玥lly孤独比拥抱更实在
[Dead heart momentsecond ha @ prick silk dragonfly captain who well @ Uooyob cool @ my predecessor is the best @ Liu Xiaoyue lly alone is more than hugs]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!汽车之家:
#晚安家人#如果不考虑号牌的原因,电动车和混动车你会怎么选?
[# # good night family if not considering the cause of the plate, electric and hybrid what would you choose? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。玩转instagram:
“熊孩子” Mana,太可爱了 🐻🐻
[“熊孩子” Mana,太可爱了 🐻🐻 ]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)薛蛮子:
@朱潘同學 我天使的的创始人生了一个一休和尚,可耐吗? tRyhjfau
[@ zhu Pan Tongxue My angel of founding a ikkyu monk life, resistant to? tRyhjfau]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:第一次都是给他,他说初恋是我,可我不信,我知道他的初恋不是我,可我就是很在意,也很痛苦很纠结,可心里就是舍不得他!金山:在学业事业精神领域彼此都要求高一些,可能你就不会老纠结肉体质量啦,因为无知矇昧的贞操价值不高!
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend first is to give him, he said that first love is me, but I dont believe it, I know that his first love not me, but I just care about, also very painful struggle, is in my heart loathe to give up him! Jinshan in the field of academic career spirit each other some higher requirements, may be you wont be old with physical quality, because the ignorance of ignorance chastity value is not high. ]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家MIUI:
要过年了,你准备给身边的小朋友买点什么礼物呢?转发微博,抽送 张元智能配件券。#小米年货节#
[To the New Year, what are you going to get the kids around the gift? Forwarding microblogging, pumping Zhang yuan smart accessories vouchers. # # millet Spring Festival]
MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!小野妹子学吐槽:
不脱发🙏@我也有个逆袭史:暴富🙏
[不脱发🙏@我也有个逆袭史:暴富🙏]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。顶尖设计:
日本插画家Noryco 手绘戴眼镜的猫
[Japan illustrator Noryco hand draw a cat with a pair of glasses]
职业搬砖,业余设计。小野妹子学吐槽:
这是什么神操作啊?...早点发明这个多好,这以后洗衣服的活,我都承包了!!#抑菌不再难,新年更心安# tRhbMj
[This is what god operation? ... Early invented this much good, after that wash his clothes, I can contract!! # bacteriostatic is no longer difficult, more reassuring # tRhbMj in the New Year]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。新浪汽车:
#微博交通台#【男子开车肇事致人死亡 逃逸后径直走进KTV唱歌】日前,云南昆明大板桥西冲村路段发生一起交通事故,导致一名骑电动车的驾驶人被撞身亡,肇事车辆逃逸。民警经过调查,最终在沿线一家KTV店附近锁定了肇事嫌疑车辆。让民警意想不到的是,监控显示,该男子驾车肇事之后就把车停在路边,自己...全文: m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio [man hit and kill people Escape after walking into the KTV singing 】 recently, yunnan kunming huge slab bridge west village road traffic accident occurred, leading to a ride electric car driver was hit, the car to escape. After investigation, police finally near a KTV store along the lock in the accident car. Policeman let unexpected is, monitoring, according to the man driving hit and then parked the car on the roadside, yourself... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。汽车之家:
#夜福利#旗舰运动型SUV 奥迪Q~
[# # night welfare flagship sports SUV audi Q ~]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。小野妹子学吐槽:
输入@ 后出现的第三个人,本体其实是一只富贵锦鲤,明天应当请你吃一顿火锅。[doge]
[After input @ third, ontology is a rich brocade carp, shall you eat hot pot tomorrow. [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。玩转instagram:
哇美图手机这个自拍商店厉害了,用自拍换YSL口红,你觉得你的颜值能换啥?[二哈]tRKXr
[The autodyne shop much, wow beautiful mobile phone autodyne in YSL lipstick, do you think you can change the appearance of level? [two ha] tRKXr]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)ZAKER:
【北京网信办约谈新浪微博 热搜榜等下线整改】 北京网信办约谈新浪微博:热搜榜、热门话题榜、微博问答等版块暂时下线一周进行整改。 tRHhAM
[[Beijing network letter do interview sina weibo hot search list and other offline rectification 】 Beijing net letter do interview sina weibo hot search list, top trending topic, weibo q&a section is temporarily offline for a week for rectification. tRHhAM]
传递价值资讯:myzaker猫扑:
【疑因感情纠纷,男子摔死女友的宠物狗:它的下场就是你的下场】月日,辽宁凤城一名男子疑因感情问题,摔死个月大的宠物狗,并将视频发给女友,威胁其称“这就是你的下场,你逼我的”。女友称,二人此前起过冲突。tRJtL
[【 doubt due to the emotional disputes, man killed his girlfriends pet dog the end is that you end up] month day, a man suspected of liaoning FengCheng because of emotional problems, pet dog dashed months old, and to send video to his girlfriend, threaten its said this is your fate, you make me. His girlfriend, said two people had previously played a conflict. tRJtL]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:知乎:
@没事干研究院 :「我在的城市下雪了,雪花大片飞落下来的时候,第一个就想要说给你听。你知道么,我撸起袖子做了一份噗噜噜的麻油鸡。 鸡的香气、酒的香气、姜的香气和麻油的香气混杂在一起。喂,那是我在大雪里想你。」👉tRjCfm
[@ at a research institute I was in the city of snow, snow large flying down, the first just want to say to you. You know, I made a rolled up his sleeves PuLuLu sesame chicken. Chicken aroma, wine aroma, the smell of the fragrance of ginger and sesame oil mix. Hello, is that I miss you in the snow. 👉tRjCfm ]
发现更大的世界冷笑话精选:
精致女孩一定要知道的省钱秘籍,把花掉的冤枉钱赚回来!
[Delicate girl must know to save money, to spend the money to earn back! ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!小米手机:
#科技与艺术# 他是日本数字艺术界元老NAKED创办人,他当过演员,做过导演,还因为拍电影负债累累,他玩科技、玩艺术,只为不断突破自己的极限。纪录片《小米·大艺术家》第二季,带你遇见艺术大师村松亮太郎。tROoWt
[# # science and art, he was the founder of the Japanese digital art elders NAKED, he worked as a actor, director, but also because of filming in debt, he play art, science and technology, only to break his own limits. The documentary millet, great artist in the second quarter, with pine bright aso you meet master of art village. tROoWt]
探索黑科技,为发烧而生。小野妹子学吐槽:
今天才知道,冰冻的水面上,裂开的冰纹处会映出七色的彩虹...愿看到的人都有好运!🌈🌈🙏🙏
[Today just know, on the surface of the ice, ice cracked grain will be reflected seven rainbow of colors... Want to see the people have good luck! 🌈🌈🙏🙏 ]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。新浪汽车:
#微博交通台#【芜湖路面结冰车辆打滑 两交警用毛巾一路垫着车轮前行[心]】日前,在安徽芜湖一高架桥处,由于降雪结冰,造成多辆汽车打滑无法上桥行驶,找不到工具铲冰,两位交警找来两块毛巾,垫在车轮上使七八十辆打滑车辆上坡,有女司机被感动哭了[心][心][心]#大爱燃擎# tRQkQey
[# # weibo communication radio [wuhu two traffic police vehicle skid road is icy along the mat with a towel with wheels [heart]], a viaduct in anhui wuhu, because of the snow ice, causing car driving bridge on skid cant cant find the tools to shovel the ice, two traffic police to find two pieces of towel, pad on the wheel and slipping vehicles uphill, have the driver moved to cry [heart] [heart] [heart] # love # tRQkQey a dagger]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。汽车之家:
#家家试驾评测##大捷龙#【深受美国人喜欢 海外深度试驾大捷龙】克莱斯勒的Pacifica其实就是大捷龙的继任者,巧的是我们第二站底特律租到的还是大捷龙,除了颜色哪哪儿都一样,在美国开了半个月的大捷龙,对它的了解可谓是相当充分了,接下来我就跟大家分享一下大捷龙的深度试驾感受。...全文: m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # # a minivan 【 by americans like the depth of the overseas test drives a minivan 】 Chrysler Pacifica is actually a minivans successor, as it is our second stop Detroit to rent or a minivan, which where are all the same, in addition to the color in the United States opened half a month of a minivan, understanding of it is quite good, then I will share with you about the depth of the minivan driving experience. ... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。当当李国庆:
分享视频 tRaHFz
[Share video tRaHFz]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵但斌:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人南方都市报:
【“狼爸”带岁儿子负重穷游骑行天,曾因训练孩子走钢丝走红】去年,四川男子张禹因训练时年岁的儿子望望走钢丝及允许其喝啤酒走红,被网友称“狼爸”。月日,张禹带着望望从四川旺苍县木门镇出发,骑行穷游,计划用多天骑行到重庆返回,全程多公里。南都记者了解到,望望个月前学会骑自...全文: m.weibo
[The Wolf dad weight tips with old son riding day, training for children walking a tightrope popular 】 last year, sichuan man Zhang Yu for training looked older son when walking a tightrope, and allows it to drink beer, Wolf dad by netizens said. Month, Zhang Yu looked with starting from sichuan wangcang wood town, riding tips, plans to use more day ride to chongqing to return, the more km. SMW reporter learned that looked at since months ago to learn to ride... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博金山夜话博主:
有位“”幸福之家“听友问金山,为什么这些年我拼命挣钱也没挣到钱?为什么西方人没付出多少,却有那么好的社会保障?
这就是很多人对西方福利的误读,西方人挣钱更投入更专注,很多移民西方的国民,国内一份工都嫌累,国外几份工不嫌苦。这或许也适用于“”橘生淮南为橘,淮北为栀“的原理。很多...全文: m.weibo
[There is a happy family listen to friends ask kingsoft, why I didnt make money make money over the years? Why westerners did not pay much, but I have so good social security? < br > this is a lot of people on the misreading of western welfare, westerners to earn more into focus, many immigrants to western nations, domestic a job is too tired, its never too bitter several jobs abroad. This may also apply to orange huainan for orange, huaibei Zhi principle. A lot of... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家冷笑话精选:
北方人抢着付账的这个画面感简直太强了!和北方人做朋友真好……[跪了]
[Northerners pay the bill on the pictures it is too strong! Northerners and its good to be friends... [the] on my hands and knees]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
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