2018年1月29日星期一

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冷笑话精选:
    狗子: 一脸懵.....
还有这种绅士大猫??? ​

[Dog a face of meng... < br > and this gentleman big cats??????? ​]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    【暖!“钻石婚”夫妇共享一碗小面,店员:每次来都给他们多下点面[心]】重庆北碚,一对老夫妻叫了二两小面,然后一碗面俩人分着吃。老大爷今年岁,老伴岁,结婚多年,虽然也有拌嘴和争吵,但一直很恩爱,大爷不停地给老伴夹菜。店员称两位老人经常来点一碗面一起吃,每次都会给他们多下点。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 warm! diamond wedding couple sharing a bowl of little face, the clerk each time to give them the more surface [heart]] chongqing beibei, an old couple called the second two little face, then a noodles two people share them. Old man years old this year, his wife, married for many years, although there are positioned and quarrels, but has been very conjugal love, big ye kept their food for his wife. Clerk said the two old man often to point a noodles to eat, every time under more for them. ... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##君马MEET#【年下半年上市 君马MEET 谍照曝光】日前,我们从相关渠道获得了一组君马全新SUV——君马MEET 的谍照,新车采用轿跑SUV车身,外观借鉴了某些合资品牌车型成熟的设计语言。据了解,新车有望年下半年上市。 tRycJjC ​
[# every horse MEET# press # # king [listed in the second half Jun ma MEET exposure photos 】 recently, we obtained a set of jun from relevant sources horse new SUV - jun MEET photos, new car USES the coupe SUV body, appearance some reference of the joint venture brand models mature design language. It is understood that new car is expected to be listed in the second half. tRycJjC]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #中国车手征战欧洲赛场# 这可能是小编看到过的最燃的模拟器了!
[# # Chinese drivers in Europe this is likely to be seen small make up the combustion simulator!]

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优酷:
    #剧版镇魂#曝双人海报[憧憬][憧憬][憧憬]唯有心通,点燃信念,归来仍是少年[心] ,赵云澜@白宇WHITE 沈巍@朱一龙 镇魂与你誓相见! [笑而不语] ​
[# # drama version azraell had double poster [hope] [hope] [hope] only heart, ignite belief, return is still a young [heart], Zhao Yunlan @ Bai Yu WHITE Shen Wei @ Zhu Yilong azraell oath to meet with you! [smiling without a word]]

青年时报:
    【我也想当这样的动物摄影师】摄影师们有时在野外拍摄动物时,会遇到一些意外的小插曲,比如这名正在拍摄大猩猩的摄影师,就遇到了猩猩家族的“搭讪”,还收获了一枚热吻~另一位摄影师用年时间拍摄害羞的海豹,在小海豹朝他友好的挥挥手时,终于得到了满意的画面~
tRyGPm ​

[Animals I also want to be a photographer 】 【 photographers shooting animals in the wild, sometimes encountered some unexpected incident, such as the name is taken the gorilla photographer, se met a line, also received a kiss ~ another photographers use years shy of seals, in the small seal friendly waved a hand toward him, finally satisfied the picture ~ < br > tRyGPm]

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南方都市报:
    【男童遭继母虐待瘫痪 生母这样说】年月,陕西岁男童鹏鹏疑遭继母虐待,致%颅骨粉碎、全身瘫痪。继母被刑拘,生父失踪后被通缉。生母照顾个月后也不辞而别。面对镜头,她解释说,自己也很想去看望孩子,但是身体不好。谈到监护权问题,她说:“先不谈这个,法院内部会自行处理。(梨视频)...全文: m.weibo ​
[The boy was the stepmother abused paralysis Mother says] years, shaanxi year-old male peng peng yi by the stepmother abused, % skull crushed, paralyzed. Stepmother imprisoned, father wanted after missing. Mother to take care of the months later took French leave. In the face of the lens, she explained that she, too, want to see the baby, but the body is bad. When it comes to custody issues, she said dont talk about it first, inside the court will deal with on its own. Video (pear)... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    我刚刚在“益童书屋—托起贫困孩子阅读希望”中捐款成功了,希望小小的力量汇成大爱,托起他们的希望!小力量大奇迹,一起来支持吧! tRYIbJ ​
[I just in the yi tong house - hold up poor children reading of hope in the donation is successful, hope small power make love, hold up their hope! Small force big miracle, to support together! tRYIbJ]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男童遭继母虐待瘫痪 生父生母相继躲开[伤心]】去年月,陕西岁男童鹏鹏疑遭继母虐待,致%颅骨粉碎、全身瘫痪。继母被刑拘,生父失踪后被通缉。生母照顾个月后也不辞而别。她解释称很想去看望孩子,但身体不好。谈到监护权问题,她给出如下答案↓↓tRyGuWS ​
[The boy was the stepmother abused paralysis Father mother successively from [sad]] last month, shaanxi in the peng peng yi by the stepmother abused, % skull crushed, paralyzed. Stepmother imprisoned, father wanted after missing. Mother to take care of the months later took French leave. She explained very want to go to see the child, but the body is not good. When it comes to custody, she give the following answer left left tRyGuWS]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    #胡可踢馆火锅店#听说@胡可 、安吉联手@a白金奶粉 踢馆成都著名火锅店,现场制作的吹糖人、三大炮另有乾坤,不是一般的成都小吃!想知道安吉亲手制作的三大炮有什么身世秘密?戳tRQesAy

,get胡可同款冻带鱼,啊不三大炮! ​

[# # hu can be playing pavilion hotpot restaurant heard @ hu can be, anji @ a platinum milk powder together play hall famous hotpot restaurant in chengdu, the production of blow sugar-coated figurine, three guns, otherwise, not general of chengdu snacks! Want to know what their anji three artillery life secrets? Poke tRQesAy < br > < br > and get Hu Ketong frozen hairtail, not three guns! ​]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

梁詠琪:
    答應小朋友的事,多忙都要實行。星期日,烘培日。 tRybuDx ​
[Promised to kids, how busy all want to implement. On Sunday, baking. tRybuDx]

gigileung.hk

小野妹子学吐槽:
    葫芦:勒死本公主了@牛轰轰LZZ给向日葵装瓜子的也好萌[亲亲]@狗轰轰LZZ喜欢织方便面这个职业!![可爱][亲亲]
[Gourd strangled the princess for a @ cattle LZZ to install sunflower seeds or MOE [kiss] @ dog grew LZZ like weaving the instant noodles this career!! [lovely] [kiss]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博汽车:
    #车评精选# 看款捷豹XFL给你带来怎样的豪华体验
[Review selected # # car look kind of jaguar XFL bring you what luxury experience]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

青年时报:
    看着不晕才算是真正拥有文艺细泡耶法国表演艺术家Yoann Bourgeois的作品,这段表演难度极高,讨论了“如何在变动中找到平衡”,仿佛可以看见每个人的一生。(via最神奇的视频)
tRLdVK ​

[Looks not dizzy you truly possess fine bubble of literature and art and the French artist Yoann Bourgeoiss works, this highly demanding, discusses the how to find balance in change, as if each persons life can be seen. (via the most magical video) < br > tRLdVK]

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微博开放平台:
    公告!请各位使用短链接口的开发者提前做好相应的调整 tRybQT ​
[The announcement! Please use short link mouth tRybQT developers in advance of the corresponding adjustment]

open.weibo 微博开放平台的相关问题,可以私信我哦

微博时尚:
    ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*)当情人节偶遇春节,是时候来场颜值间的碰撞啦!
即日起,在微博发起带有#新年有新颜#话题的视频并@微博时尚,即可参加活动。
快和@微博时尚 一起,新年焕“颜”一新吧![心][心] ​

[ꉂ (ˊ ᗜ, go *) when encounter the Spring Festival, valentines day is the time to collision between the field level appearance! < br > this day on twitter followers with # New Year a new video and @ # topic weibo fashion, can participate in the activity. < br > fast with @ weibo fashion, hwan yan new New Year! [heart] [heart]]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

angelababy:
    来一起燥机器人@林更新 @盛一伦来啊[来]一起燥@angelababy @李晨来呀,燥起来@盛一伦
[To dry robot @ update @ Lin sheng together with a Aaron come [to] dry @ angelababy @ Li Chenlai ah, dry up @ a Aaron]

一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱:abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail

新浪汽车:
    #大爱燃擎#这位大叔家条件不好,小车变速箱坏了没钱修,只有倒挡,就这样开了年!政府还给颁发了特殊的执照。论老司机就服你...[心][心][加油]#老司机课堂# tRLAHJZ ​
[# # love with uncle the family condition is bad, the small car gearbox broke no money, only the reverse gear, thus opened the year! The government also issued special license. Theory of the old driver will take you... [heart] [heart] [oil] # # tRLAHJZ old driver class]

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猫扑:
    【女大学生零下度挑战穿短裙 双腿严重冻伤】大家经常能看到日本的女性在大冬天也是短裙光着腿的,最近在哈萨克斯坦首都阿斯塔纳市,有一位女孩大胆尝试了超低温下身穿短裙出行,结果被严重冻伤,大腿完全红肿,据了解,阿斯塔纳被评为全世界最冷的首都之一,当天气温为零下度。[允悲]...全文: m.weibo ​
[The female college students challenge degrees below zero wear short skirt legs severe frostbite 】 you can often see Japanese women in winter is also a short skirt of bare legs, recently in the kazakh capital, astana, there is a girl the bold attempt under cryogenic wearing a short skirt, the result is severe frostbite, thighs completely red and swollen, it is understood that astana is rated as one of the capital of the worlds most cold, the temperature is below zero degrees on the day. [allow sad]... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #优酷最强大脑#胖是与生俱来的?@王春彧 亲授减肥小妙招,靠跑步也能攒多块奖牌?[吃惊] 自爆读了研究生之后腹肌就开始逐渐消失,研究生:“这个锅我不背”。[doge] ps:王老师,下次微博互动拉一段二胡可好?[笑而不语] #最强大脑#
tRyyIb ​

[# # youku brain strongest fat was born? @ dream for Kiss give weight small coup, by running can also get more MEDALS? [surprised] explosive read a graduate student after abdominal muscles began to gradually disappear, graduate student I dont carry the pan. [doge] ps miss wang, the next time the microblogging interaction to pull a erhu? [smiling without a word] # # the strongest brain < br > tRyyIb]

汽车之家:
    #家家选车导购##沃尔沃SL#【安全配置较高 实拍SL T智进进取版】在-万元这个价格区间内,越来越多的消费者将选购目标放在了豪华品牌中型车上,除了豪华品牌价格下探这个因素外,追求品质消费升级也是促使豪华品牌入门中型车销量火爆的原因之一。今天我们实拍的这台款沃尔沃SL T智进进取...全文: m.weibo ​
[# guide every car # # for Volvo SL# 【 security configuration is higher to film SL T think tank into the enterprise edition] at this price range - ten thousand yuan, more and more consumers will choose target on the luxury brand midsize car, except for the luxury brand prices hitting the factors, the pursuit of quality consumer upgrades are also contributing to luxury brand introduction to one of the reasons for the midsize car sales. Today we make the machine the Volvo SL T think enterprising into... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【见面后嫌女网友不好看 男子支走对方带其包包跑路[摊手]】男女网友约见面本是个不合就一拍两散的事儿...然而近日一小伙约见女网友,却因对方“长得不好看”动起了歪脑筋:他让女孩帮他去买咖啡,伺机带着女孩的包包跑了[跪了]而女孩直到看到这一幕才相信自己上当受骗↓↓tRyLyxx ​
[【 after meeting too female net friend not good-looking man off each other with the bag run [stand hand]] male and female net friend meet about this is not just a beat two scattered thing... Recently, however, a small group of female net friend meet, but for the other grow not good-looking played a crooked brains he let the girl to help him to buy coffee, to bags with a girl ran] [kneeling and girl until you see this scene is deceived to believe in yourself left left tRyLyxx]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    【上海迪士尼天价插队费:VIP团额外付.万元免排队】近日,陈女士和孩子在上海迪士尼游乐项目门口排了两个小时队,却被一群人从出口进来直接插在了前面。质问服务人员后,才获知这是VIP团,可免排队,随到随玩。据悉,VIP团服务有两种:一是连续小时导览,每人收费元;二是连续小时导览,每人收...全文: m.weibo ​
[[Shanghai Disney to jump the queue for fee extra pay for VIP group. Ten thousand yuan from queuing 】 recently, chan and children at the gate of the Shanghai Disney amusement project team waited in line for two hours, but by a group of people from exports come in directly inserted in the front. Query after service personnel, only to learn that this is a VIP group can avoid queuing, to play with. It is understood that the VIP group service has two kinds one is continuous hour tour, charging yuan per person; Second, continuous hour tour, each charge... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪家居:
    【家装黑板报】精选浓缩最实用的家居装修干货,与业主零距离交流和分享家居装修经验,帮助大家快速掌握家居装修要领。知识与实践相结合,并会不定期邀请家装专业人士来为大家答疑解惑。敲黑板!划重点!家装必学干货全在这里。本期主题:《家装黑板报:干干净净过大年 年终扫除看这里》 点击查阅 >>...全文: m.weibo ​
[Selected concentrated the most practical home outfit blackboard 】 【 dry household is decorated, with the owner to zero distance communication and share household decorate experience, help you quickly master household decorates things. Knowledge and practice, and will not be regularly invite professionals to domestic outfit unriddling for everyone. On the blackboard! To highlight! Domestic outfit will learn dry here. This topic domestic outfit blackboard clean annual year-end cleaning here click the check > >... The full text m. eibo]

装修家居权威网站新浪乐居。为网友和业内提供最权威的家居装修、装饰、装修设计、家居家饰、装修建材、家居饰品、家具、家居资讯的内容。合作请私信联系,谢谢!

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# 你能想到有哪些“传统”被延续到了现在,比如启动钥匙在左边或右边这类的设计?[吃瓜]
[# # travel life what can you think of traditional was now, such as the start key on the left or right this kind of design? [eat the melon]]

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猫扑:
    【七旬老人患病被送敬老院 交费一月儿子女儿全失联】岁老人陈发家住松原市长岭县新安镇八方地村,因患脑血栓,行动不便。去年月日他被儿子送到吉林市船营区的阳光敬老院,并缴纳了个月的费用。从那以后,老人的儿子再也联系不上,老人共有个儿子个女儿,如今全都联系不上。tRraP ​
[The septuagenarian sent nursing homes Pay son daughter all lost 】 in January - year - old Chen Fa lives in songyuan changling county XinAn Town eight side village, because of suffering from cerebral thrombosis, action inconvenience. To date his son was sent to jilin ship camp sunshine nursing homes, and pay the cost of months. From then on, the old man cant contact, the son of the old man has a son a daughter, now can not contact all. tRraP]

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优酷:
    使用强密码的人往往只有一个密码?天啊噜,这都让你知道了!?每个网站用不同的密码会更安全更有效的保护隐私?妖招get[并不简单]#你说的都对#一次性密码本安全系数最高但要求太高!心疼的抱紧普通的自己[吃瓜]
tRyhrj ​

[Use a strong password is often only a password? Dear lulu, that is to let you know! ? Different password for each site will be more safe and more effective protection of privacy? Isnt a simple demon summoned the get [] # of # is one-time password you said the highest safety factor but asked too much! Love hold ordinary his [eat the melon] < br > tRyhrj]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【母鸡产下带花边鸡蛋 村民说这是“哈雷彗星蛋”】老李家的鸡近日下出一只“怪蛋”:蛋壳上有奇怪图案↓↓但蛋黄却与正常蛋无异。有村民解释这是神秘的“彗星蛋”,即每次哈雷彗星到访地球,都会在某些鸡或鸡的蛋上留下“特殊印记”[费解]↓↓科学依据并不足。你怎么看?tRyhbR ​
[The hens lay eggs with lace Villagers said this was the egg Halleys comet 】 li chicken recently under a eggs there is strange pattern on the shell left left but with normal egg yolk. With villagers to explain this is mysterious comet egg, where each Halleys comet visiting the earth, will be left on some chicken or chicken egg special stamp [difficult] left left and lack of scientific basis. What do you think? tRyhbR]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

梁詠琪:
    大家注意你們的周圍啦!
[Around your attention!]

gigileung.hk

汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化##保时捷#妹纸玩车耍帅 分分钟可以把男人撩哭tRLaIJt ​
[# # # # every auto culture porsche girls play play handsome car Can a man liao cry tRLaIJt points in minutes]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌:
    @游戏人生修行转发微博
[@ the game of life practice forward]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @等到满山红叶SHI转发微博
[Red leaves SHI forwarding microblogging @ until full mountain]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    网恋吗?我男神音。
声控福利……[doge]
tRLkjnn ​

[The net love? My male god. < br > acoustic benefits... [doge] < br > tRLkjnn]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

一块去旅行:
    可爱~
[Cute ~]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

谢娜:
    记得那天重感冒,晕晕的,但是好温暖,好想念大家哦[心] tRTZtAYE ​
[Remember that a bad cold, dizzy, but good warm, good miss you oh tRTZtAYE [heart]]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

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