评论里找和你同一天生日，同一个城市的聊聊呗[吃瓜]
[Comments to find the same birthday with you, talk to the same city bai [eat the melon]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
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[Welfare # # night new choose lexus luxury GT LC]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#【生死时速！为救脑梗旅客 列车区间加速提前分钟到达】日前，宁波-洛阳K次列车，一位老人突发脑梗昏迷，需在前方桐柏站紧急下车救治。得知情况，桐柏站值班员立即拨打急救电话，并与调度部门沟通。经快速协调，列车在区间加速运行，提前分钟进站，旅客及时送医！#大爱燃擎# ...全文： m.weibo
[# # travel life to rescue a cerebral infarction [speed! Speed passenger train interval minutes ahead 】 a few days ago, ningbo - luoyang train K times, an old man sudden cerebral infarction was in a coma, in front of tongbai stand off emergency treatment. Learned that situation, tongbai station attendant immediately dial the emergency telephone, and communication and scheduling department. By the rapid coordination, train speed running, the interval minutes ahead of schedule, passengers in a timely manner to send medical! # # love with... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
冷笑话精选：如果你手机号的后三位，就是你以后房子的面积，你的房子有多大[doge]
[If your mobile phone number after three, is the area of the house after you, how big is your house [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈哈哈就你话多[笑cry] @PvjXksL哇 不说我还真没发现
[Ha ha ha ha ha you talk more [laugh cry] @ PvjXksL wow Dont say I have not found]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#看喜剧上优酷# 喜剧老兵@演员孙涛 深情讲述军旅情怀，并突破自我将作品搬上#欢乐喜剧人#的舞台，感动，但更多的是敬佩！tRAfsZX
[@ # # watching comedy on youku comedy veteran actor toysun affectionate feelings about military, and break through the self will work move on to the stage of # # comedy people joy, touched, but more is respect! tRAfsZX]
小野妹子学吐槽：看完《南极之恋》，真是感慨爱情的伟大。本来觉得赵又廷跟杨子姗真的是格格不入，赵又廷：南极婚礼了解一下；杨子姗：大气物理了解一下。但就是要丢到南极这个地方，让他们抛去了社会强加给他们的种种元素，这种相爱才是最原本的灵魂碰撞啊！有人说他们回到了现实社会中这种爱情不会长久，我不是很同意...全文： m.weibo
[After watching the love at the South Pole, deeply the great love. Thought Yang Zishan katyn again really is, zhao zhao again katyn wedding look at at the South Pole; The Yang Zishan atmospheric physics. But is to throw to the Antarctic this place, let them throw the society imposed on their various elements, this kind of love is the soul of the most original collision! Some people say that they have returned to the love wont last very long in the realistic society, I dont really agree with... The full text m. eibo]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：#看喜剧上优酷# 上期节目“父女结义”，本期@程野 @丫蛋儿 组成夫妻档，开始为孩子的教育问题头疼，程野的绝招就是“孩子一直上三年级，肯定年年都是第一”，这聪明的，怪不得已经“绝顶”…tRAtRNU
[# # watching comedy on youku program sworn between father and daughter of the previous period, this @ Cheng Ye @ ya fool of husband and wife, for a childs education problem, Cheng Ye trick is children have been in grade three, sure every year is the first, this clever, no wonder that has been very... tRAtRNU]
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我老公吃东西没有节制而且自私，比如碰到我在吃我喜欢的东西，他也喜欢就会一起吃然后基本他全部吃完，都没有留点给我的意思。每次吃东西都是这样，没有给我留点给我的意思或者我喜欢吃的他让给我吃的意思，感觉他很自私。金山：人在本能上都是自私的，所谓的谦让也是装出来的。人的...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my husband eat no restraint and selfish, such as I was eating something I like, he also like to eat together and then the basic to eat them all, he did not leave a point for me. Eat every time is such, did not give me leave some for me, or I like to eat, he to me to eat, feel he is very selfish. Jinshan people are selfish on instinct, so-called courtesy is to produce it. One of the... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
薛蛮子：为宜家的创始人献花致敬！ tRMAfrYs
[Salute to ikea founder of flowers! tRMAfrYs]
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冷笑话精选：哈哈哈哈哈服了[笑cry]@小大白菜他妈：想知道是什么个口感[允悲][允悲][允悲]@爱吃喵的小白菜mimi长这么大看过的最好笑的“美食”视频😂
[哈哈哈哈哈服了[笑cry]@小大白菜他妈：想知道是什么个口感[允悲][允悲][允悲]@爱吃喵的小白菜mimi长这么大看过的最好笑的“美食”视频😂]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：【女子每月从上海背公斤母乳回四川】四川绵阳的苏晓是一个四个月大孩子的母亲，产假结束后，她只身离开老家回到上海工作。为了不让两地分隔疏远了跟孩子的联系，她每月都要抽个周末背公斤母乳，奔波两千公里送奶回家。两个L的冻奶箱里摆满储奶袋，上面标注着容量和泌乳时间。这个属于苏晓和她宝...全文： m.weibo
[The woman a month back kg milk from Shanghai back to sichuan 】 in mianyang, sichuan Su Xiao is a mother of four months, after the maternity leave, she left their hometown alone back to work in Shanghai. In order not to let the separated away from the contact with children, she want to take a weekend back kg milk every month, traveling two thousand kilometers and go home. Two L frozen milk box filled with the milk storage bags, which marked capacity and lactation time. This belongs to Su Xiao and her treasure... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#看喜剧上优酷# 家有老人就像有了个“孩子”…萌叔@贾冰先生 如此对待“亲家”，你是觉得可气呢？还是可爱捏？tRAGubb
[# # watching comedy on youku home has the old man with a children like... Mr Of tertiary @ Jia Bing so treat in-laws, do you think is the spirit? And lovely to knead? tRAGubb]
冷笑话精选：万一……[二哈]@溪听夜雨太喜欢了@动漫基地说不定哪天就用上了呢码了先[笑cry]@EveySong 万……万一用得着呢
[One thousand... [two ha] @ creek to hear the patter is too like @ cartoon base perhaps which day is using the code the things [laugh cry] @ EveySong... One thousand need it to be]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
卢健生：三级方程式赛车试车，首次使用@ZCAM K Pro影视级VR相机，酷！
[Formula racing car test, for the first time using the @ ZCAM K Pro video VR camera, cool! ]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##家家新闻##荣威RX#【百人口碑评新车高颜值的荣威RX新能源】各位网友大家好，《百人口碑评新车》系列文章又和大家见面了，由于新能源市场的愈发火爆，带来的是越来越多的消费者对于新能源车型的关注以及购买。所以本期文章给大家带来的是《百人口碑评新车》新能源篇的第一期，本文中我们...全文： m.weibo
[# # # # # every every news news roewe RX# 【 one hundred people here a review of the new high level appearance of roewe RX new energy 】 each netizen everybody is good, the one hundred people here a review of the new car series and meet you again, due to the increasingly popular new energy market, brings more and more consumer concern for new energy vehicles and buy. So this article bring one hundred reputation evaluation of a new car, new energy of the first phase, this article, we... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#出行生活# 一个美国妹子开车不小心撞死了一只鸟，痛哭流涕地下车捡了鸟的尸体后不停道歉，然后挖坑埋了它。而她的朋友非但不理解她，还在路上一直嘲笑她。都是朋友，差别咋就这么大呢。[doge]tRQstOTG
[# # travel life driving an American sister accidentally killed a bird, bitterly kept out of the car to pick up the bodies of birds an apology, and then bury it. Rather than understand her and her friends, but also laugh at her all the way. Are all friends, difference zha so big? [doge] tRQstOTG]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：#看喜剧上优酷# “贱萌”小岳岳携搭档@胖子孙越 再回喜剧人舞台，温馨如初~优酷君深深地感受到了两个人的相声说出了“老夫妻”般的感觉，太过甜腻有木有？tRAwgJ
[# # watching comedy on youku base of the small YueYue with partner @ the more fat children return to comedy stage, deeply felt the warmth again ~ youku king crosstalk spoke two old couple feeling, too. Sweet greasy? tRAwgJ]
青年时报：【大雪压断电线，杭州交警变身“托举哥”保路畅通！】月日晚上点左右，杭州市临安城区再次飘起大雪。江桥路附近，漫天飞舞的大雪中，一名高举着一只手的交警吸引了路人的目光。他在干什么？tRAwKAR
[【 snow broken wires, hangzhou traffic police change to lift protect road unimpeded!] June o clock in the evening, the city of hangzhou linan drifting snow again. Near the rivers bridge road, flying snow, a hand held aloft by a traffic police attracted the attention of passers-by. What is he doing? tRAwKAR]
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但斌：@范剑平今年雪够大但天不够冷，印象最深的是小时候无锡雪后屋檐下的支支冰凌。
[@ Mr Fan snow this year big enough but not enough cold days, the deepest impression is the childhood of wuxi ice snow back under the eaves of the branch.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@樊建川富顺原归宜宾专区管辖，后来，划给自贡市了。@扑朔迷倪是绵阳三台富顺县吗
[@ FanJianChuan fushun the original jurisdiction of yibin section, then, to zigong. @ fan ni is mianyang three FuShun County away]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@米兰大教堂的猪：曾经在深圳宜家遇到过他，很亲民，拍照什么，都一一满足
[@ the pigs of milans cathedral ikea met him once in shenzhen, very friendly, take pictures, meet one by one]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@环球经典速递@习五一[思考]@繁殖癌贝克汉姆夫妇恩格斯：我们消除一切自命力超自然和超人的事，从而消除虚伪，因为人和大自然的事物妄想成为超人和超自然的野心就是一切虚伪和谎话的根源。正因如此，我们永远向宗教和宗教观念宣战，毫不顾及别人给我们扣上无神论或者别的帽子《马恩全集》
[Universal classic Courier @ @ xi [thinking] May Day @ reproductive cancer Beckham Engels we eliminate all pretensions to force a supernatural and superhuman, thereby eliminating false, because the people and the things of nature delusion as superman and supernatural ambition is the root of all hypocrisy and lies. Because of this, we never declared war on religion and religious ideas, without any regard for other people to give us the buckle atheism or other hat the complete works of]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@闲来一坐s话投资净利率%，这当是空调品类的指标，如果算上其它收入，就当低些了。年净利润多亿，如果畅想年亿有点偏乐观了。其实，保守一些，更容易带来惊喜。[微笑]
[@ idle to sit the net interest rate of the investment % s words, that when air conditioning category of indicators, if you count the other income, when the lower. Dreaming about year million year net profit more than, if a little optimistic. In fact, conservative, are more likely to surprise. [smiles]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
ZAKER：【北大毕业留学生发万字长文数落父母 年不回家】 北大毕业美国留学生发万字长文数落父母，指责他们肆意操控，“过度关爱”自己；其年不回家，已拉黑父母年>详情 tRAZwy
[The Peking University graduate students send word criticizing parents years dont go home long 】 graduated from north American students send word long rant about parents, accusing them of wanton manipulation, excessive care myself. The years dont go home and have been shielding parents years > tRAZwy for details]
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但斌：为什么要用炒字，海外大基金是价值投资者，是因为茅台有价值而投资茅台！[微笑]@投资观察-郁佳回复@救火队陈队长嗯@救火队陈队长新华社唱空茅台那次，从跌到了，高盛在底部猛加仓~
[Why use scrambled words, overseas funds are a value investor, because the maotai maotai has a value and investment! [smiles] @ investment observation - YuJia reply @ fire brigade captain Chen well @ the fire captain Chen sing empty maotai the xinhua news agency, from the fell, Goldman sachs and fierce positions well ~ at the bottom]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报：【被吓到了！日本小哥体验印度火车：打死我也不坐第二次！[允悲]】日本小哥去孟买旅游，专门体验了一把传说中的“印度火车”：列车通通没有门，视野开阔，上下车主要靠勇气，一不小心火车就开走。这样的惊险刺激，绝不想尝试第二次！[笑cry]tRQFvr 网友：这不是上车，是传说中的挂车啊...全文： m.weibo
[Scare [. Japan brother experience on Indian trains kill me also dont sit second! [allow sad]] Japans little brother to travel to mumbai, specialized experience a handful of the legendary Indian trains train all no doors, vision, or mainly by courage, carelessly the train has left. This adventure, never want to try a second time! [laughing cry] tRQFvr netizen this does not get in the car, is the legendary trailer... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#看喜剧上优酷# #欢乐喜剧人#本期魔王挑战赛正在进行中！节目一开始就如此劲爆，喜剧掌门人@郭德纲 霸气回应观众“为何总拍烂片”的提问，优酷君只想为他的胸襟和幽默点赞…tRATa
[# watching comedy on youku # # # comedy happy person to the current challenge is underway lucifer! Show the start so awesome, comedy head @, guo degang domineering response questions from audience why always shoot movies, youku jun want to his mind and great sense of humor... tRATa]
但斌：这都是公募基金，私募基金的没有披露，如披露估计私募基金持有的比公募多！@中欧苹果转发微博
[This is all public funds, private equity funds were not disclosed, such as the estimate than offering from the private equity fund! @ forward china-eu apple weibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@环球经典速递转发微博
[@ global express forwarding microblogging classic]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@投资观察-郁佳回复@茅台元不算高 的表态所以说我们还是低估了茅台真正的潜力了[握手][作揖]@投资观察-郁佳这算好的，我要收藏茅台老酒，半斤卖的比十斤新酒还贵啊@梁琰操从狗茅算起，还要买款动物茅台，买了放哪里都是个问题。生肖茅台，我算被深套了[允悲][笑cry][偷乐]
[Observation - YuJia reply @ @ investment maotai yuan not high position so we still underestimate the maotai true potential [shake hands] [bowing] @ investment observation - YuJia this good, I want to collect maotai alcohol, half jins of selling is expensive than ten catties wine @ Liang Yan fuck from dog MAO, also want to buy animal maotai, bought put where is a problem. Zodiac maotai, I was deep set [allow sad] [laugh cry] [steal joy]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：【广东茂名小学生未捐款被拍照“示众”后续：涉事老师被停职】近日，广东茂名一名学生家长患上重病，老师组织小学生捐款。当时有学生没有捐款，一位老师就让班上十名没有捐款的学生站到讲台上拍了照，并发到了微信群里。当地教育部门随即派出工作组进入学校进行调查核实。调查中，涉事老师被暂停教学工...全文： m.weibo
[广茂东【未捐学名小款被拍生后照示“众事涉”老续职近消费率(被停师,东广茂日生一名患长家学名老、病重上小组织师。当学生有捐款时没学生有一款,捐让老师位就没上有十名班生的捐款学上讲站到拍了照台,并到发了信。当微群里教育部门地派工作即随进入出学校组调核实查进行中,调。老事涉查暂被停师学...教工全文m。weibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
汽车之家：#家家游记#【《本来的地球》公里穿越阿根廷】好啦，第二期啦~错过上一期的朋友点--这里--温习一下。上期我们主要是在布宜诺斯艾利斯（简称布市）内逛了逛。之后我们从布市出发，向西前往门多萨，算是正式开启我们这次阿根廷穿越之旅！这期有露营、钓鱼、自己烤大肉，挺有意思，来吧~玩儿起来。...全文： m.weibo
[# # every travel [the original earth kilometres over Argentina] well, the second phase of the ~ miss previous friends - here - review. We mainly in Buenos Aires (city) of the previous period in shopping around. After we starting from the city, to the west to Mendoza, was officially open our trip to Argentina through this time! This period are camping, fishing, grilled meat, interesting, come on ~ play up. ... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选：想吃[二哈]@养猪大户王胖胖：口水都流出来了[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[Would like to have two ha] [@ large pig fat wang all spit out the [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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