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[What experience have you had escape ____________________________]
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tRxrjEo
[tRxrjEo]
工作事宜,请发邮件至lostwater@
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你的多大?
[How old are you? ]
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成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ
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昕昕,辛苦忙碌地又过了一岁,但庆幸的是一切都通过努力在一步步地变好!生日快乐,一切会更好,一切如你所愿!
[Xin xin, hard busy for a year, but fortunately everything step by step through the efforts in better! Happy birthday, everything will be better, everything as you wish! ]
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演艺工作请洽经纪人小胡benh@gmail
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昕姐!生日快乐!你是天使!你就是天仙下凡的大美女![害羞][耶][耶][耶] tRAkkaS
[Xin elder sister! Happy birthday! You are an angel! You are the big fairy descent beauty! [shy] [the] [the] [and] tRAkkaS]
我爱我自己。
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我的今夏 再见
小乔 你好
中景?近景?特写?选哪个?[偷笑]
[My summer bye hi occasion < br > < br > middle? Close shot? Close-up? To choose which? [laughing]]
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工作事宜请联系邮箱danmeistudio@ 谢谢!😜
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不管是恋爱还是交朋友,两个人能聊到一起太重要了
[Whether in love or making friends, two people can talk together is too important]
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成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ
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点赞这张飞翔的白孔雀,接下来三天会有好消息 [心]
[Thumb up the white peacock fly, over the next three days will be good news [heart]]
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机智呆逼两基友,爆笑喷饭两冤家!
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转眼是我们相识的第十三年,你依旧用自己独有的“坚持”来诠释作品,品味时尚,解读人生![污]你,是挚爱Hello Kitty的粉红控小姑娘,是最亮眼的时尚ICON ,大家心目中独当一面的魅力偶像,是快乐家族无可替代的大美昕![爱你]前方是你的舞台,回头还有我们做你的港湾![抱抱]光华百变,爱你如一,生日
[Turn is our acquaintance years, you still use my unique adhere to the to explain, with fashion, the interpretation of life! [pollution] you, is love Hello Kitty pink girl, is the most bright eye fashion ICON, everybodys singular beautiful idol, irreplaceable tai mei xin is a happy family! Love you ahead is your stage, looking back and we do you harbor! [hug] guanghua changed, love you, like a birthday]
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湖南卫视《快乐大本营》官方微博,我们每周六晚与你准时相约快乐周末!
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点赞
看图
晚安
拜拜
[doge]
[Some praise the picture < br > < br > good night worship < br > < br > [doge]]
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我负责搭配你负责穿
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生日快乐大美昕 @吴昕 愿未来的每一天你都健健康康 开开心心哒 么么[羞嗒嗒][音乐][蛋糕][礼物][好爱哦]
[Happy birthday big beauty xin @ xin wu and let the future every day you healthy happy da yao yao [shame clicking] [music] [cake] [present] [good love oh]]
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工作联系:@qq
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謝謝大家关心[二哈][二哈]
[Thank you for your concerntwo ha ha] [two]
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报个平安[羞嗒嗒]
[Sign up for a peace [shame clicking]]
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黄毅清
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你岁时喜欢的那个人,现在怎么样了?
[You are at the age of the person you like, now? ]
嘻嘻
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life of reality
[现实的生活]
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給他取個名字?
[另取个名字奖金?]
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👼Welcome to Nana Ou-yang s 微博 希望能用音樂帶大家快樂和感動。 工作联系:ninadiouyang@qq
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很简单,点赞就行!
看图,晚安!
[Very simple, just thumb up! Look at the picture < br > < br >. Good night! ]
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知名互联网资讯博
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瑞犬迎新,岁月焕新。
[Red dog orientation, time refresh. ]
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作家
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点赞这条微博 好运不断
[Praise to this tweet good luck constantly]
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一本好书 远离浮躁,投稿合作QQ联系:
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嗯…Yes,I do.💍
[B well... Yes,I do.💍 ]
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淘宝店铺:httpsnext-in-fashion.taobao 微信公众号:AM_CLUB 微信私人号:AM_FASHION AM_FASHION AM_FASHION AM_FASHION
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哈哈哈哈哈哈浪还是可以浪的[doge][doge]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha waves can still wave [doge] [doge]]
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卖衣服的小蓝孩有个美妆店有个生活馆还有个零食店!工作邮箱:supermanjbc@
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“有时候,昨天的事恍若去年的,而去年的事恍若昨天的。严重的时候,居然觉得明天的事仿佛昨天的。” ——村上春树
[Sometimes, things like yesterday of last year, and last thing called yesterday. Serious, actually feel things as if yesterdays tomorrow. Haruki murakami]
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优秀视觉艺术图片分享|中国视觉联盟(cnu.cc)
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#李弘基#【《#花游记#》第集——[泪][泪][泪]太感动了,我们富子的猪哥哥拼尽全力救富子~富子说:我有味道。八戒说:我经常被猴子打闻不到什么味道~】tRABjUh
富子在快速腐烂中。八戒告诉富子,你是我猪八戒的妹妹,你不会消失的,我一定会找到好的办法!!
八戒找到了防腐药,一粒粒
[# # # # Jeremy [the flower travel notes in the first set - [tears] [] tears tears was so touched, we rich son of pig brother do our best to save wealthy son ~ and the son said I have a taste. The pig said I often play what cant smell smell be monkey ~ 】 tRABjUh < br > rich in rapid decay. Eight quit telling rich son, you are my sister pig eight quit, you wont disappear, I will find a good way!! < br > eight quit found antiseptic medicine, bead]
最有深度和诚意的追剧博 合作QQ 微信号xinju,其余均为假冒。本博剧评、图文均为原创,谢绝转载,如有抄袭必追究法律责任!
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tRxrjTx
[tRxrjTx]
工作邀约请邮箱 :@qq
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姐!生日快乐!你是天使!你就是天仙下凡的大美女![害羞][耶][耶][耶] tRAsYx
[Elder sister! Happy birthday! You are an angel! You are the big fairy descent beauty! [shy] [the] [the] [and] tRAsYx]
我爱我自己。
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【易烊千玺将观礼格莱美奖颁奖典礼 网友:这样的岁太成功】日晚,@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 将作为本届官方唯一邀请中国嘉宾观礼第届格莱美奖颁奖典礼,与众多国际一流音乐人交流。据悉,格莱美奖是美国音乐界的最具权威性的至高奖项。(廖攀摄)你岁的时候在干什么?#开启新征程#
[【 yi Yang m topaz will be attending the grammy awards netizen this age very successful 】 Sunday evening, @ TFBOYS - easy Yang m topaz will serve as the official only invited Chinese guests attending the annual grammy awards ceremony, communicate with many world-class musicians. The grammy award is the music of the most authoritative the highest award. (Liao Pan) taken at the age of you doing? # # to open the new journey]
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这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
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我们失去的东西也会难过地想要找回我们吗?——帕蒂·史密斯
[We have lost something will also sad to find us? Patti Smith]
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【抄台词】“我从未离开,只是传说太多。”
[Copy lines 】 【 I never leave, but there are so many legends. ]
工作联系刘先生 邮箱@qq 申请注明事由
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我的蛙是一个好蛙,给我寄特产就不说了,还给我带回家六个限定礼物。
[My frog is a frog, not to send my specialty is that the back home six limit gifts. ]
杨綋堃| 工作邀约请邮件:alex.studio@foxmail | ins:astro_alex 我是看星星的人,遇到你真好。✨
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“識不足則多慮,威不足則多怒,信不足則多言。"一個人見識不夠就會胡思亂想、患得患失;一個人威嚴不足就容易生氣、發怒,真正有威嚴的人是威爾不怒;一個人說很多的話,是因為他的信不足。
——弘一法師
[Insufficient knowledge is misplaced, insufficient more anger, faith, many words. A person knowledgeable enough will entertain foolish ideas, roll; A person lack of majesty would be easy to get angry, angry, and really dignified man is will not anger; A person a lot because of his faith. < br > < br > - mage hong yi]
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艺术+
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补祝这位帅哥岁生日快乐!
[Fill happy the handsome boy birthday! ]
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女朋友是我的初恋,寒假她来我的城市,因为我们刚在一起没多久,晚上在酒店住的是标间,一人睡一张床,我穿着衣服一动不动睡觉。半夜她总说好冷,我就不停的把空调温度调高,可是她还说冷,突然爬到我被窝,然后伸进去摸我,我们就啪了。我们啪完之后,我想对她负责,她却说自己还有个男朋友。[悲伤]
[Girlfriend is my first love, she came to my city, winter vacation because it didnt take long, we first night at the hotel standard room and a bed a man, I am wearing clothes still sleeping. She always say good cold in the middle of the night, I kept the thermostat is high, but she also said that cold, sudden climb to my bed, and then into touch me, then we pa. After we pa, I want to responsible for her, she said she has a boyfriend. [sad]]
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工作人员把话筒递给这位朋友,来说出你的故事。
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心簡單,世界就簡單,幸福才會生長;
心自由,生活就自由,到哪都有快樂。
得意時要看淡,失意時要看開。
人生有許多東西是可以放下的。
只有放得下,才能拿得起。
多一些寬容,多一些大度,揮揮手,笑一笑,一切的不愉快都會成為過去。
晚安[愛你]
[Heart is simple, the world is simple, happiness will grow; < br > heart free, life is freedom, to which all have happy. < br > when you want to see the light, down to cheer up. < br > life has a lot of things can be put down. < br > only put down, can afford to take. < br > more tolerant, more generous, waved, smile, all the unpleasant will become a thing of the past. < br > good night love you []]
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真正的快樂來自於懂得感恩🦄
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今天又多了一个儿子,也是很开心了,希望我的rap水平能够提高,也希望我能开到小裙子,晚安,明天见[月亮]
[Today one more son, also is very happy, hope my rap level can be improved, also hope that I can open to small skirt, good night, see you tomorrow [moon]]
原创游戏解说 B站和直播间ID:某幻君 商务邮箱:@qq
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