#优酷最强大脑#@王力宏 挑战“绝对音感”无NG，“音乐学霸”的名号果然不是盖的！[赞]@最强大脑蔡月辰 个月的画作惊艳全场；南开双雄@最强大脑栾雨 @最强大脑李想 同场厮杀，“风云人物”的爱好竟然是烫头？@最强大脑曾新异 和@最强大脑张梦南 的巅峰对决一波三折，看得人提心吊胆！#最强大脑# 戳↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[# youku brain # @ wang strongest challenges absolute pitch no NG, students with excellent music performance name did not cover! [who] @ the strongest brain Cai Yuechen months painting jing is full; Nankai pair strongest cerebrum strongest LuanYu @ @ li xiang, extensively, person hobby is permed hair? @ the strongest cerebrum has novelty and strongest @ Zhang Mengna smackdown runs smooth, see person scary! Strongest brain # # stamp left left... The full text m. eibo]
冷笑话精选：经典！第届格莱美，阿姆出现的一刻，全体起立，百看不腻！超燃！tRhEYUv
[Classic! The first annual grammy, eminem in the moment, all the audience stood up and best look not greasy! Super burning! tRhEYUv]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：【男生大学毕业摆夜摊日入千元：喜欢做买卖 跟着心走】岁的陈泳瑞是武汉一家夜市的“贴膜匠”，每天收入-元。年前，他从湖北中医药大学医药营销专业毕业，但他放弃了本行，“喜欢做买卖，也许没有追求吧，但是跟着自己的心走吧。”tRhTOV
[The boy graduated from the university place the night stand, RMB one thousand like business Follow your heart 】 Chen Yongrui is wuhan a night at the age of sticker, income - yuan every day. Years ago, he graduated from hubei university of Chinese medicine pharmaceutical marketing professional, but he gave up the bank, like business, may not be the pursuit of it, but to follow your heart go. tRhTOV]
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南方都市报：【女主人手绘迷幻寻狗启事 网友：可能是不想找回来了[doge]】月日，重庆江北石马河，一只黑色泰迪走丢，主人手绘小狗图案被网友吐槽。女主人说，可能是它长得比较迷幻。尽管如此，狗狗还是顺利找到了。梨视频tRQsHB
[The hostess hand-painted psychedelic search dogs notice Net friend is probably dont want to back [doge]] month day, chongqing jiangbei stone horse river, a black teddy wandered off, master hand painted pattern by netizens poking fun at the dog. The hostess said, may be it is psychedelic. Nevertheless, found the dog was smooth. Pear video tRQsHB]
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小野妹子学吐槽：拿走这根四叶草，祝你好运爆棚🍀
[拿走这根四叶草，祝你好运爆棚🍀 ]
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猫扑：【江苏常熟：丢失的两包融雪盐找到了 老人搬回家准备腌菜】日，在苏州常熟梅李大桥上用于融雪的包工业盐被市民拿走，让相关部门当天紧急“全城找盐”。
常熟公安进行调查后，发现原来是一名老人在傍晚趁工作人员不注意，将桥面上的盐搬走，警方按照监控视频显示，找到了大桥几百米外，老人居住...全文： m.weibo
[[jiangsu changshu lost found the old man moved home to prepare for two packs of de-icing salt pickles 】, changshu MeiLi bridge in suzhou industrial salt is used for melting snow bag citizens away and let the related department to emergency the city looking for salt on the day. < br > changshu public security investigation, found that turned out to be an old man while workers do not pay attention to in the evening, the salt move out on the deck, the police in accordance with the surveillance video shows, find the bridge a few hundred meters away, the old man to live... The full text m. eibo]
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天猫：#天猫年货节#月日，宜早买年货，忌心意迟到，过年空手回家！今天在【天猫母婴】给宝宝买了纸尿裤、儿童推车、奶粉...过年走亲戚就靠它们了！“奶粉阿姨啥也不说了，先替宝宝谢谢你的养育之恩”！转发微博写出你的年货清单，天猫送年货大礼一份！→tRjXSsd
[# # days cat Spring Festival month, should be early to buy necessities and will avoid being late, New Years day go home empty-handed. Today in the day the cat mother 】 bought baby diapers, childrens cart, milk powder... New Years day depends on their relatives! Aunt what also dont say, milk powder for babys first thank you for the support! Write your list of necessities, forwarding microblogging Tmall send presents a special purchases! - > tRjXSsd]
天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】
冷笑话精选：太欺负人了[允悲]@沈箫-哈哈哈哈，哭不出来，哭出来都冻住了
[Too bully allow sad @ Shen Xiao - ha ha ha ha, cry not to come out, has frozen the cry]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
平安北京：【交警执勤“警帽挂冰”感动万千网友[心]】月日，西安迎来一场大雪，@西安交警碑林大队 交警李天成在执勤过程中，警帽上的积雪融化，但由于天气寒冷，在帽檐上结成一条小冰柱，可是李天成浑然不知，直到同事提醒他才察觉到。但他表示，很多交警都在路上，这是本职工作。tRQeFnBJ
[The traffic police on duty marquee hang ice moved millions netizen [heart]] month day, xi an is a heavy snow, @ xi an forest of steles traffic police brigade Tian-cheng li traffic police on duty in the process, the melting snow on the marquee, but due to the cold weather in the brim form a small chunks of ice, but unaware tian-cheng li, detect until colleagues remind him. But, he says, a lot of traffic on the road, this is his job. tRQeFnBJ]
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知乎：「现在不少人吐槽父母双重标准。事实上，从我们这一代的角度看，有的父母双标、蛮横、口是心非，不能说错；可是，从历史的角度看，也有很多父母，是自己承受了时代的伤痕，努力不让当年的烙印伤害下一代。历史遗产很多，有的我们并不想要，但也得承受。」👉tRhThH
[Many people now poking fun at parents double standards. In fact, from the perspective of our generation, some parents double standard, bullying, duplicity, cannot say the wrong; but, from a historical point of view, there are a lot of parents, their own bear the scars of The Times, trying not to let the brand hurt future generations. Many historical heritage, sometimes we dont want, but also have to bear. 👉tRhThH ]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##紧凑型车#【朗逸优惠万元 合资紧凑型车降价排行】大家好，又到了每周六《降价排行》信息公布的时间了，农历春节在即，相信也有不少人准备在春节前给家里添置一辆新车，欢欢喜喜过年。我们今天关注的重点是合资品牌紧凑型车。本周我们选取的六款车分别为马自达 Axela昂克赛拉、起亚K、朗...全文： m.weibo
[# every news # # # compact car 【 lavida offers ten thousand yuan Joint venture compact car price list 】 everybody is good, then every Saturday the price rankings released by the information time, the lunar New Year festival, believe that there are a lot of people ready to have a new car at home before the Spring Festival, and Chinese New Year. Today our focus is on the joint brand compact car. This week, we selected six car Mazda Axela respectively the grams of Sarah, kia K, lang... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
中国银行信用卡：#惠聚中行日#
聪明购商城年货节来喽！
各种数码、电器、新鲜水果，
不仅有大额降价，更有分期购物享优惠！
tRhTPQ
[Day # # would gather boc < br > smart Spring Festival to buy mall! < br > all kinds of digital, electrical appliances, fresh fruit, not only has a big price cuts, < br > installment shopping enjoy more preferential! < br > tRhTPQ]
中国银行信用卡发卡周年！环球精彩，一卡尽享！刷中行信用卡，带你去环游！信用卡积分不够用每月官微组团购！积分抢兑，不敢相信的礼品！官微游戏，点到手指抽筋！境外返现，海淘优惠，折扣点赞点赞点赞！
小野妹子学吐槽：群友最近都在玩一款什么奇怪的食物拟人游戏，一直在讨论要给游戏公司寄大蒜（抚脸），你们够了！（@食之契约 ，你们公司地址是多少？十斤大蒜换小龙虾可以吗）#食之契约小龙虾#走一个！
[Group of friends have recently played a personification game what strange food, have been discussing to send game company garlic (caresses face), you enough! (@ food contract, how much is your company address? Ten catties garlic in crawfish can crayfish) # food contract # a walk! ]
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优酷：#爱的时差# @宁静 做客小鲜肉陈玉轩家中，与年轻人一起玩游戏，静姐对游戏惩罚“喝苦茶”充满好奇，豪爽答应代受惩罚勇敢挑战苦茶，一口下去，我静姐又出金句“你们的生活是有多甜蜜，才会觉得这个苦啊”#优酷粉综艺#
tRhThV
[# love # @ the time difference between quiet guest small meat Chen Yuxuan home, and play games with young people, static elder sister of the game punishment drink bitter tea curious, generous promised to give punishment brave challenge bitter tea, bite, I static elder sister and a gold your life is how sweet, can feel this bitter ah # youku powder variety # < br > tRhThV]
星巴克中国：#肯亚卡林加咖啡豆#，这是我们这一季为你全新呈现的星巴克臻选咖啡豆。作为我们首款来自基韦农民合作社的咖啡豆，它充满活力的风味，既带有明快的酸度，又融入些许的甜度。值得你带上喜欢的人，一起去附近的星巴克臻选门店细细品味。点击查看身边的星巴克臻选门店：tRyAQQxe
[# # Kenya carlin plus coffee beans, this is our new rendering for you this season starbucks become choose coffee beans. As our first from wei farmer cooperatives beans, its vibrant flavor, both with lively acidity, and into a little sweetness. Worth you take of the person you like, go to the starbucks near the selected outlets to savor. Click to view nearby starbucks become selected stores tRyAQQxe]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
猫扑：【日本小哥体验印度火车：打死我也不坐第二次！[拜拜]】日本小哥去孟买旅游，专门体验了一把传说中的“印度火车”：列车通通没有门，视野开阔，上下车主要靠勇气，一不小心火车就开走。这样的惊险刺激，绝不想尝试第二次！[允悲]@梨视频 tRPVTol
[[Japan brother experience on India train kill me also dont sit second! [bynum]] Japans little brother to travel to mumbai, specialized experience a handful of the legendary Indian trains train all no doors, eye shot is open, or mainly by courage, but the train has left. This adventure, never want to try a second time! [allow sad] @ pear video tRPVTol]
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新浪新闻客户端：在一次采访中，他甚至说想当一个社会学家。@姐最会穿 如今，这位曾经靠着非主流发型在网络里“号令天下”的风云人物，已剪去长发，靠给人剪头发谋生。
[In an interview, he even said that want to be a sociologist. @ elder sister the wear today, the former by mainstream hairstyle in the network command man of the hour, have cut off long hair, give a person hair cut for a living.]
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卢健生：今天作客石硤尾，对战香港立法会足球队。 tkhgSZ
[Today at shek kip mei, against Hong Kongs legislative council football team. tkhgSZ]
Z CAM, CEO
新沐sunshine：新沐sunshine的视频来自大片。 tRhjpBI
[New video of mu sunshine from movies. tRhjpBI]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
包租婆汪老师：@贴吧君纵享丝滑那里就开始绷不住了哈哈哈哈哈@烤红薯imo哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈肚子疼@RDJ鞋垫与抖森小灰鞋供应商哈哈哈哈笑死，救命詹一美又开车@torrrrrri哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[@ tieba jun longitudinal enjoy smooth start stretched dont live there for ha ha ha ha ha @ roast sweet potato imo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha collywobbles @ RDJ insoles and shaking, ha ha ha ha smile dead gray shoes suppliers, help zhan beauty and driving @ torrrrrri ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
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南方都市报：【真爱无敌！帅气小哥哥恋爱后把女友养到近斤】见惯了年轻人们为了脱单努力减肥，却是第一次见到把女朋友宠胖的。最近，抖音上一对反差萌的情侣就因为斤的女朋友火了。被女友问及为什么会一直喜欢自己时，男生说“感谢你够胖卡在我心里”。看看他们暖心的日常，网友们纷纷表示又相信爱情了。[心]...全文： m.weibo
[【 love invincible! Handsome little brother love to raise his girlfriend to the near jin 】 common for young people to take off a single trying to lose weight, it is the first time to see the girlfriend so fat. Recently, the trill on a couple contrast of fire because jin girlfriend. Girlfriend asked why would have been like on their own, the boy said thank you fat enough CARDS in my heart. Look at their warm heart everyday, netizens have said believe in love again. [heart]... The full text m. eibo]
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ZAKER：【大陆女子在台北遭枪击后自己带伤就医】 今天上午，一名大陆女子在台北遭人连开两枪击中腿部，嫌犯趁机逃离现场；经过急救女子已无大碍>详情 tRhllxH
[[mainland woman was shot in Taipei after their wounded medical 】 this morning, a mainland woman in Taipei to open two shot in the leg, took the opportunity of the suspect fled the scene; After emergency woman has fine > tRhllxH for details]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
新浪新闻客户端：提醒大家，养蛙需谨慎呀 !@手机上的新浪 可别养了假儿子哦[doge]
[Remind you that frog farms need to be careful! @ the sina on the phone dont have a fake oh son [doge]]
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东方航空：[话筒]【雨雪天气影响机场关闭信息汇总参考】
[[microphone] [rain and snow weather airports collect information reference 】]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
优酷：偶像被公众形象统治，宣布恋情后，佛系、道系粉丝态度各不同。养成时代，粉丝会对偶像投入更多感情？本期《圆桌派》第三季优酷独家上线，#窦文涛圆桌派#为你解读偶像与粉丝的情感联系。
tRhOK
[Idol was ruled by public image, announced after relationships, Buddha, tao is a fan in different attitude. Nurturance times, fans will for more feelings in idol? This period the third season of roundtable sent youku exclusive online, # # holding round table sent emotional ties to unscramble idol and fans for you. < br > tRhOK]
新沐sunshine：分享视频 tRhptPD
[Share video tRhptPD]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
猫扑：城管抽梯致施工人员坠亡 官方称带队者被免职】郑州航空港区综合执法局回应“城管把梯子抽走造成一广告牌安装工坠亡”称，经调查，当日广告牌安装属违规施工，执法人员将梯子暂扣，一名施工人员从楼顶部顺着绳子向下滑时不慎坠落，经抢救无效死亡。涉事队员已被停、免职。tRQkgtxW
[Chengguan draw ladder workers fell from officials say lead caused dismissal 】 comprehensive law enforcement bureau of zhengzhou aviation port response chengguan caused a billboard put away the ladder erector dropping dead, according to the survey, the billboard installation belong to illegal construction, law enforcement will be withholding the ladder, a construction personnel from the roof down the rope to slide when he fell, after the rescue invalid death. Involved the players have been stopped, and fired. tRQkgtxW]
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小野妹子学吐槽：缅因猫，体长可达一米，体重可达多斤，一种真正能吃到你破产的家猫...然而与巨大的外形相反，聪明温顺，乖巧粘人，最爱被抱抱...祝大家有猫[允悲]
[Maine cat, up to one meter length, weight of jin, a bankrupt cats can eat to you truly... However, in contrast to the huge shape, cleverness docile, clever clingy, love be hug... I wish you all have a catallow sad]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：#大爱燃擎#【如何让你的二手车显得与众不同？[笑而不语]】网友@lfx 找来一架造价亿美元的B-隐身轰炸机做背景！厉害了！款GT，尾轮马力，排量.L，款GT离合器，售价：万千美元。按照这方式，我的五菱宏光能卖多少钱？[doge]（月日锁定#新浪年度车#看年度车王花落谁家）
[# # love with [how to make your used car looks different? [smiling without a word]] netizens @ LFX took a cost $B - stealth bombers do background! Much!!!! GT, tail wheel horsepower, emissions. L, GT clutch, price millions dollars. In this way, macro wuling light I sell how many money? [doge] (date of lock # # sina annual car who see the annual car king)]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：#家家新闻##奔驰A级#【月日全球首发 新一代奔驰A级预告图】近日，奔驰官方正式宣布将在年月日在阿姆斯特丹举行新一代梅赛德斯-奔驰A级首发，并同步发布了新一代A级的预告图。此外，新车还将在月开幕的日内瓦车展上，面向全球公开亮相。tRhKovt
[# every news # # # mercedes-benz a-class 【 world debut date of A new generation of mercedes-benz a-class forecast figure 】 recently, mercedes-benz officially announced will be held in Amsterdam on (date) (month) (year) is A new generation of mercedes-benz a-class, launched and the new generation of class A forecast figure. In addition, the new car will open in a months Geneva motor show, for the global public appearance. tRhKovt]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
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