Chicken flavor, crunch.Weibo first mail @ qq embarrassed jokes hand workThe Peoples Daily corpo

办公室小野：
    小野花样果冻，Q弹爽滑，哧溜哧溜，要吃的举手[喵喵][喵喵] tRQsCYd ​​​
[Ono pattern jelly, Q play smooth, with a swish with a swish, raise your hand to eatmeow meow meow meow tRQsCYd]


鸡肉味，嘎嘣脆。

国民老岳父公：
    一个美的端庄，一个美的可爱。 ​​​
[A beautiful grave, a beautiful and lovely. ​​​]


微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

戏精牡丹：
    养了蛙，才知道儿行千里“牡丹”忧啊#戏精牡丹# tRQsNtK ​​​
[Keep the frog, just know leaving home peony sorrow ah # # play essence of peony tRQsNtK]


中央戏精学院硕士研究生 野生博主话剧演员 商务联系：yaochimudan@（私信看不到）

人民日报：
    【转发送送他！孩子们的“不打针爷爷”走了】全国知名专家、河北省儿童医院名誉院长胡皓夫教授于日因病医治无效不幸逝世，享年岁。胡皓夫从医多年，毕生致力于儿科临床实践与教学、科研工作。给孩子治病，年他只给一个休克孩子进行了肌注，被亲切地称呼为“不打针爷爷”。tRQsaZF ​​​
[【 forwarded to send send him! The children of grandpa not a shot away 】 the national well-known experts in hebei province, honorary President of the childrens hospital professor hao-fu hu in the day due to illness and death, at the age of years old. Hao-fu hu from medicine for many years, dedicated his life to pediatric clinical practice and teaching and research work. In treating children, he only gives children a shock for intramuscular injection, was affectionately called grandpa not a shot. tRQsaZF]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

华晨宇yu：
    飞机延误赶高铁，哈哈哈哈哈！冰爽！[太开心][太开心] tRQsjpKs ​​​
[The plane delayed drive high iron, ha ha ha ha ha! Ice cool! [quite happy] [quite happy] tRQsjpKs]

BTS_official：
    [#本月的BTS#]「🐨🐹🐭🦄🐥🐯🐰给您发来了写真」点击保存 ☑
「🐨🐹🐭🦄🐥🐯🐰已准备好踏上新征途」一起出发 ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ​​​
[[#本月的BTS#]「🐨🐹🐭🦄🐥🐯🐰给您发来了写真」点击保存 ☑
「🐨🐹🐭🦄🐥🐯🐰已准备好踏上新征途」一起出发 ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ​​​]

头条新闻：
    #万象#【一顿火锅=碗米饭！[吃惊]你多久吃一次火锅？】吃一顿火锅的热量至少千卡，一碗米饭大约是千卡，也就是：一顿火锅=碗米饭。如果一顿火锅吃到饱，可吃下千卡，相当于碗米饭。一周吃一次，一个冬天能长胖.公斤！爱吃火锅的你一定要看破解秘籍↓↓@生命时报 ​​​
[All # # 【 a hot pot = rice bowl! [surprised] a how often do you eat hot pot? Eat hot pot at least kilocalorie heat, a bowl of rice is about kilocalorie, namely a hot pot = bowls of rice. If a hot pot to have enough to eat, but eat kilocalorie, equivalent to a bowl of rice. Can eat once a week, a winter long fat. Kg! You must see love to eat hot pot cracking techniques left left @ life times]


每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

姓氏乔：
    分手这件事一点儿都不酷，但毛晓彤真的太他妈酷了。

人姑娘从捉奸在床到打包走人一共才花仨小时，完美诠释了“血里带风”四个大字。
讲真的，分手就该这样。
我看过太多女生，在面对一段明知无法继续的恋爱时，却仍在拖泥带水、委曲求全。
何必呢？

其实你该明白，在感情中有这样一个道理：越用力的 ​​​
[Break up it dont cool, but Mao Xiaotong really fucking cool. < br > < br > one girl from sex in bed to packing only spend three hours in total, the perfect interpretation of four Chinese characters blood with the wind. < br > speak really break up, its time. < br > I have seen too many girls, in the face of a know perfectly well cant continue to fall in love, but is still slow, settling. < br > why? < br > < br > actually you should know that in relationship to have such a truth the more emphatic]


我是很迷人，可你也得回家呀。商务合作联系经纪人沈女士：weiyanran

思想聚焦：
    人品跟知识、学历，不一定有关系。[微笑] ​​​
[Personality with knowledge, education, not necessarily. [smiles]]


成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ

视频之家：
    开挂的人生，原来这么爽[跪了]tRQsjoW ​​​
[Hanging them life, originally so great] [kneeling tRQsjoW]


知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ：

张韶涵：
    折騰個小時後我還是回到了原地🤯
圖二. 是一種累到不管誰在我旁邊看到柱子就靠著睡的節奏
@Angmuzik ​​​
[折腾个小时后我还是回到了原地🤯
图二. 是一种累到不管谁在我旁边看到柱子就靠著睡的节奏
@Angmuzik ​​​]


Only God can Judge me The reason I said this coz God always fair.

HERO趙又廷：
    【南極之戀】再見 南極#南极之恋#tRQFvbQ ​​​
[【南极之不能】再看到南极# # trqfvbq南极之恋爱]

同道大叔：
    盔甲有多厚，软肋就有多不能碰。这话的意思是：天蝎，水瓶，狮子，双子虽然平时牛B哄哄，嗖一下子能上天，却丝毫不影响ta们在爱情里怂[摊手][摊手][摊手]
  ​​​
[How thick the armor, how cant touch the soft rib. This saying means Scorpio, water bottle, lion, although Gemini cattle B to coax at ordinary times, sou can at once to heaven, and does not affect the ta in love the unintelligent [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand] < br >]


星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me

新京报：
    【名中国旅客滞留日本机场 与警方爆发冲突唱起国歌 一人被逮捕】当地时间月日，因上海降雪航班延误小时，名中国游客滞留日本成田机场登机口。因不满航空公司安排，与警方爆发冲突。日媒称，警方以涉嫌暴力犯罪逮捕一名中国旅客，拉扯中，中国旅客唱起国歌。据我驻日使馆通报，滞留旅客已于 ​​​
[【 Chinese airport passengers Japan clashed with the police sang the national anthem Local time, a man was arrested] month day, because of the snow in Shanghai flight hours, Chinese tourists stranded Japans narita airport gate. Because of dissatisfaction with the airline schedule, clashed with the police. Japanese media said, the police on suspicion of violent crime arrest of a Chinese passenger, pull, Chinese travelers sang the national anthem. According to my embassy in Tokyo, the stranded passengers have to]


一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。

A股侠女：
    看到佛祖的人，分钟内转发，霉运尽除，好运相伴，试试吧。。。 ​​​​
[Forward to see the Buddha, minutes, bad luck do, good luck, give it a try... ​​​​]


爱炒股 爱生活 真性情 不装逼

英国那些事儿：
    十年时间，同一张长椅……乌克兰摄影师Yevhen Kotenko不厌其烦地拍摄着一个简单却漫长的系列……见证过无数人来人往的长椅，似乎也承载起了许许多多的故事…… ​​​
[Ten years, with the bench... Ukrainian photographer Yevhen Kotenko took pains to shoot with a simple but long series... Witnessed countless people busy bench, seem to also carry up many stories... ​​​]


一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

央视新闻：
    【高铁列车临时停车分钟 这次无一人反对[心]】近日，在重庆万州北开往四川成都东的G列车上，乘客王某突然晕倒，失去意识。在工作人员和医生的紧急救治下，他逐渐恢复意识。为进一步治疗，在不影响高铁线路的情况下，列车在本不停靠的荣昌北站临时停车分钟，将王同学紧急送往医院。目前，王同学已 ​​​
[【 high-speed trains the temporary parking minutes none against [heart]] recently, in chongqing wanzhou train north to chengdu, sichuan province east G, passengers wang mou suddenly fainted and lost consciousness. Under the emergency treatment of staff and doctors, he gradually regained consciousness. For further treatment, in does not affect under the condition of high-speed lines, train in this not standing for prosperity of temporary parking minutes north station, to wang rushed to the hospital. At present, wang has]


“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

牛奶少女丶：
    第一时间拔草「鲜虾安格斯厚牛堡」
敲黑板记重点：汉堡王把牛肉饼换成%安格斯牛肉了！
感觉烤后的牛肉特别香，嚼起来肉汁超多
敲黑板记重点：只Q弹的大虾仁，传说中的南美白虾喔
一口一个好吃不说，吃完舔手指才过瘾
嗝嗝嗝～oh,不，现在应该是哞哞哞了🐂🐂🐂～
一个怎么够？我的肉 ​​​
[Pulling weeds in the first place thick shrimp Angus cattle fort < br > on the blackboard to remember key burger king replace burgers with % Angus beef!
感觉烤后的牛肉特别香，嚼起来肉汁超多
敲黑板记重点：只Q弹的大虾仁，传说中的南美白虾喔
一口一个好吃不说，吃完舔手指才过瘾
嗝嗝嗝～oh,不，现在应该是哞哞哞了🐂🐂🐂～
一个怎么够？ My flesh]


小号：牛奶和爱丽丝▪️公众号：牛奶和爱丽丝▪️工作邮箱：milkelise@vip.

新浪新闻：
    【万余官兵扫雪除冰一夜无眠，请对他们说声“辛苦了”！[心]】日，苏皖地区一场大雪如约而至，却“一夜雪无”。原来风雪中总有这么一群人，守护着一座城的温暖他们是军人，他们说：路不净，人不回！如果你遇到正在清理雪的部队官兵，请对他们说声：辛苦了！tRQsCVyn ​​​
[【 more officers and soldiers to sweep de-icing a sleepless night, please say hard to them! [heart]], Su Wan areas a snow keep, but no snow for a night. The original always have so a group of people in the snow, guarded the warmth of a city they are soldiers, they say the road net, people do not back! If you encounter are cleaning up the snow troops, please say to them, was laborious! tRQsCVyn]


上新浪新闻客户端，每天了解世界多一点。下载客户端：sinajd.php?k=

韩国me2day：
    【instiz】#宣美# 不管浓妆或淡妆都好看炸的李老师,魅惑清纯随意切换~想求眼妆教程[互粉](crlogo) ​​​
[# # sun mi instiz 】 【 no matter thick makeup or simple make-up, good Fried of miss li, charm pure random switching ~ want to eye makeup tutorial [each other when fans] (crlogo)]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

一支上上签：
    上上签
转发后，明日诸事顺遂 ​​​
[Sign on the < br > forward, prosperous tomorrow]


是你的一支上上签

TF家族新生-宋亚轩：
    啦啦啦啦啦啦啦[并不简单]tRQszN ​​​
[La la la la la la la is not simple tRQszN]


北京时代峰峻文化艺术发展有限公司签约练习生宋亚轩

人民网：
    【地里种的这些都是啥？在线等，急！[允悲]】今天，配图小编来到四川广安会龙村，突然被人问到菜地里种的都是啥？小编一脸茫然[傻眼]，特地发上来向大家求助，事关小编颜面，在线等，急！[二哈]#新时代新梦想# ​​​
[These are what kind of? [the field online, etc., be urgent! [allow sad]] today, illustrated small make up to it wont HuiLong village, suddenly being asked in the vegetable is what kind of? Small make up [been] with a clueless look on his face, hair specially to ask you for help, is a matter of small make up face, online, etc., be urgent! Two ha] [the new dream # # new era]


报道全球 传播中国

反裤衩阵地：
    一瓶因为名字就必须要点的酒。 ​​​
[Because a bottle of wine name must point. ​​​]


Dolce far niente

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
    【种系围巾的方法】好看又易学，教你如何通过围巾打造不同的个人风格~改变一点点就能提高品味！转存~[心]tRQknNC ​​​
[Good ways to tie a scarf 】 【 and easy to learn, to teach you how to build different personal style to change through the scarf a little can improve the taste! Archived ~ tRQknNC [heart]]


直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

大罗的宿舍：
    外卖自动取货机，妈妈再也不用担心我的外卖啦！tRQsnx ​​​
[Delivered automatically pick up cargo, mother dont have to worry about my delivery! tRQsnx]


我想要什么就做什么

堂妈小厨：
    要离开重庆了，这几天好巴适呵，以后堂妈还会再来的！[haha] ​​​
[To leave the chongqing, this several days good ba shi ha, later hall mama will come again! (haha)]


堂妈是个全职妈妈，职业就是母亲和妻子。自己觉得其实幸福很简单，就是和爱的人一起吃顿饭，吃饭的意义不在乎吃的是什么，只在乎和谁一起吃！

马克Malik：
    介绍一下我剪了两年的理发师，拉丁裔哥们，身上三个弹孔，蹲过两次监狱，因为理发理的好，监狱帮派老大都罩他，因此也没有在监狱里被欺负。每次窗外走过身材好的妹子他都会停下手中的活，行三秒的注目礼再继续剪[笑cry]但哥们人很实诚 剪的很精细，非常享受自己的工作对自己的技术也非常的自信，永远都 ​​​
[Introduce my barber cut two years, latino man, with three holes, crouched prison twice, because a haircut of good, prison gang eldest brother all cover him, and therefore not being bullied in a prison. Every time out of the window through a good sister, he will stop working, line three seconds of attention to cut but the elder brothers who laugh cry very sincere cut very fine, very enjoy my work is also very confident about her own skill, forever]


我是年的，不是外国人，头像里的玫瑰是给你的，微信平台：马克叔英语

Youyou和nana的健忘妈妈：
    买到了新鲜的带鱼改善生活，菠菜汆猪肉丸子汤，油腻了一点，小朋友们很开心😄 ​​​
[买到了新鲜的带鱼改善生活，菠菜汆猪肉丸子汤，油腻了一点，小朋友们很开心😄 ​​​]

小刚几：
    下下个月就三岁了，长大了，藏得越来越隐蔽了，没有一些侦探般敏锐的观察能力和分析能力，真的很难找到。 ​​​
[The month after next three years old, grow up, more hidden, not like some of the detectives keen powers of observation and analysis ability, its really hard to find. ​​​]


自己喜欢的东西，就不要问别人好不好

追风少年刘全有：
    快别养蛙了，看看别人家猫为了争宠都努力成啥样了！！！ ​​​
[Almost dont raise frog, cat to rivalry are trying to look at someones home into a what!!!!!!!!!!! ​​​]


模特

青春娱乐网：
    【全智贤产子】全智贤于今天下午时左右在首尔某妇产科医院产下一子。工作人员表示：“母子都很健康，在此对各位的祝福表示感谢。”恭喜，据悉，全智贤与老公在年结婚，年月诞下第一胎儿子。 不少网友直呼三年抱两，妥妥的人生赢家！ ​​​
[Quan zhixian in such quan zhixian 】 【 this afternoon at around a maternity hospital in Seoul gave birth to a son. Staff said mother and child are healthy, in this thank you. Best wishes to you Congratulations, it is reported, quan zhixian married husband in years, years Christmas first litter son. Many netizens call hold two, three years no problem winners in life! ​​​]


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陈翔六点半：
    校园未解之谜：体育老师为何总是体弱多病？#陈翔六点半#tRQsKnBf ​​​
[Campus mysteries why PE teacher always sick? Chens # # tRQsKnBf at half past six]


商务合作邮箱 sw@cxldb

陈数：
    当特工陈佳影“戏精”上身……[允悲] #idoltube##电视剧和平饭店# tRQsveeD ​​​
[When agents Chen Jiaying essence of play body... [allow sad] # # tRQsveeD idoltube# # TV peace hotel]


演绎她人，记住自己，我是陈数