2018年1月27日星期六

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北美吐槽君:
    “说说自己的经验希望能帮到因为胸大小而苦恼的妹子” ​​​
[Tell me about his experience the hope can help, because the size of the chest distress sister]


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曼联:
    醒着的点个赞[熊猫] ​​​
[Point a praise [pandas] awake]


Manchester United.

英国足球那点事:
    起床看比赛咯[doge] ​​​
[Get up watching the game luo [doge]]


公众号FootballinUK 曾收到阿斯顿维拉官方祝福 资深托吹 帕杜颜粉团团长

曼联:
    🔥#曼联#

号首秀,点赞加油[加油] ​​​

[🔥#曼联#

号首秀,点赞加油[加油] ​​​]



Manchester United.

正能量录:
    别人做得越绝,你反而越容易走得出去。所以很多时候,你应该感激那些毫不顾及你的人。 ​ ​​​
[Others do, the more unique, you instead of the more likely it is to go out. So a lot of time, you should be grateful to those who did not take care of your people. ​ ​​​]


每天正能量!商务合作请加qq:

苍南派:
    “人间是有很多糟糕的人糟糕的事,可是人间也有阳光,我想收集起来,我想放进心里。我想如果我好起来的话,好好养活我的花花草草就好了。” ​​​
[The world is there are a lot of bad people bad things, but the world also have sunshine, I want to collect, I think in your heart. I think if I were better and have a good feed my flowers. ​​​]


【护妻狂魔苍南派 公号:mangxiaocang】

love登高望远:
    一个人真正的资本,不是美貌,也不是金钱,而是人品。人品是生活的通行证,在冷峻又善变的时代,人品是彼此心灵最后的依赖。“子欲为事,先为人圣”,喜欢一个人,始于共鸣,陷于才华,忠于人品,可见人品对一个人的重要性。 ​​​
[A person of real capital, not beauty, also is not money, but the character. Character is the pass of life, in the time of the cold and fickle, personality is heart finally depend on each other. Desires for the thing, is the first, like a person, began in resonance and in talent, loyal to the personal character, shows the importance of the character of a person. ​​​]


好人一生平安

花粥粥大爷:
    最近实在是有点累,忽略了大家,原谅我。 ​​​
[Is really a little tired recently, ignored you, forgive me. ​​​]


工作联系微信:lvroujia

人民网:
    【朋友相处要注意的九个方面,你中了几招?】没有友情的人生是非常寂寞的,但是友情并不像亲情一样,友情的相处是一门学问。因为每个人都有每个人的脾气,跟不同人相处都会有不同的问题,处理不好,相处也就不愉快…戳图学习↓↓别太随性,不然可能真的朋友都没得做了!共勉! ​​​
[【 friends must pay attention to the nine aspects, selected a few for you? Life without friendship is very lonely, but friendship is not like affection, friendship is a science. Because everyone has each persons temper, get along with different people can have different problems, processing is not good, its not getting along... Poke figure study left left dont be too along with the gender, otherwise may really friends didnt have to do! ! ​​​]


报道全球 传播中国

全是戏精:
    套路是我学的,撩你是真心的。 ​​​
[Routines is the more I learn, you really mean it. ​​​]


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YouTube精选:
    名哨克拉滕伯格本周执法沙特国王杯时,在伤停补时最后时刻,正赶上晚间祷告时间,附近清真寺的声音传到了体育场内。克拉滕伯格果断吹停比赛,让球员们安静祷告。祷告结束后比赛恢复。最终Al-Fayha队在第分钟进球,-绝杀Al-Fateh。
tRvjZG ​​​@英国足球那点事 ​​​

[Referee carat sternberg law enforcement Saudi king cup this week, in stoppage time the last time, is time for the evening prayer, the voice of the mosque near to the stadium. Carat sternberg decisive blow to stop the game, let the players quiet prayer. Prayer recovery after the game. Al - eventually Fayha team goal in the first minute, - dead al-fateh. < br > tRvjZG @ that something of English football]


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一本书一句话一段爱:
    

“谈恋爱 你的底线是什么
不背叛,
不爱了直接说,谁也不用对不起谁,
别霸占着我的喜欢,又和别人纠缠不清。 ​​​​” ​​​​

[Del < br > < br > love your bottom line is what < br > not betrayal, < br > not directly say, who do not have to be sorry, < br > dont take in my love, and others again entanglements. ]


一本好书 远离浮躁,投稿合作QQ联系:

Lunarxy126:
    从医院伺候到回家 成功培养了一个护工 ​​​
[Home from the hospital and attended to Successfully developed a caretaker]


Stay weird

无节操啪叔:
    这丈母娘真明事理!是亲妈[允悲]#谜之微笑# #微博搞笑排行榜# #搞笑幽默# ​ tRvmx ​​​
[This mother-in-law is reasonable! Is the mother [allow sad] # # # them smile weibo funny list # # # tRvmx funny humor]


有事请找啪叔

几米漫画情:
    点赞♡这个冬天,你将收获恋爱运[心]「情感」 ​ ​​​​
[Thumb up ♡ this winter, you will harvest love luck [heart] emotional]


迷宫般的城市,让人习惯看相同的景物,走相同的路线,到相同的目的地;习惯让人的生活不再变化。投稿合作QQ:

我是种草囤货菌:
    韩剧里的无暇底妆到底是怎么做到的? ​​​​
[In the han and flawless bottom makeup exactly how to do it? ​​​​]


推广合作QQ:(是Q号不是Q名,不要加错被骗)

阅读小镇:
    不要到处宣扬自己的内心,这世上不止你一个人有故事,也不要到处宣泄自己的痛苦,没有人会感同身受。 ​​​
[Dont brag that their own heart, you have more than one person has a story, this world dont vent their pain everywhere, no one will be empathy. ​​​]


作家,今于静谧的小镇停留,读书写作▼合作请私信

农村四哥:
    鸭肉这样做实在是太过瘾了,斤完全不够吃#美食# tRvaYn ​​​
[Duck meat is too enough, catty eat enough food # # tRvaYn completely]


分享最精彩的农村美食

幽默搞笑视频榜:
    我不知道我有多喜欢你,但如果是去见你,我一定用跑的 [心]
#新年新套路# tRQsgLXV ​​​

[I dont know how much I love you, but if it is to see you, I must have run [heart] < br > # new routines # tRQsgLXV in the New Year]


幽默搞笑视频榜每天为你提供最最搞视频

草蜢一号:
    #土耳其入侵叙利亚# 【阿芙琳前线】巴尔萨亚高地,仍在YPG手中。大雾,下雨。 土耳其空军无用。 tRvdkE ​​​
[# # the Turkish invasion of Syria [o] Evelyn the front barr saja highlands, is still in the hands of YPG. The fog, rain. The Turkish air force useless. tRvdkE]


查科嘉

台词先生:
    能错过是福气,能遇见也是。 ​ ​​​​
[Miss is a blessing, to meet also. ​ ​​​​]


请将你的故事编辑成文字,我会把它烙印于此。最出乎意料,最感人肺腑的故事,将会在这里浮现……合作QQ联系:

各国美食学起来YOU:
    世界上最小的肯德基,有点可爱! tRQsEtFQ ​​​
[The worlds smallest KFC, a little cute! tRQsEtFQ]


国美食,统统喜欢!请关注@各国美食学起来YOU >>>素材来源互联网,旨在分享

张晨初艺术空间:
    让你哭到撕心裂肺的那个人,是你最爱的人。
让你笑到没心没肺那个人,是最爱你的人,
而承诺,有时候,就是一个骗子说给一个傻子听的。
——张爱玲 ​​​​

[Make you cry to tore heart crack lung of that person, is your favorite person. < br > the person make you laugh to the heartless, is the person who love you, < br > and promise, sometimes, is a crook said to a fool. < br > - Eileen chang]


上海师范大学美术学院教授、硕士生导师、第四工作室主持。上海师范大学肖像创作中心主任。西安美术学院硕士生导师。画古人,画今人,画风景。

李敖观天下:
    一网络上的朋友在和丈夫去餐厅时看到一个独自乞讨的小男孩,就顺便给他买了一份餐。而当他们离开餐厅时,看到了这样的一幕,小男孩正很认真地喂着妹妹吃饭。小男孩脸上的笑容,是他们见过最美的样子   . ​​​
[A friend on the network in begging alone and her husband went to a restaurant to see a little boy, so I bought him a dish. When they left the restaurant, to see such a scene, the little boy is seriously feed with sister for dinner. The little boy smile on his face, they had ever seen the most beautiful appearance.]


说点真话,站在名人的角度看世界。大师微博&哈囉李敖 欢迎关注!

猫小北的厕所读物:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈 这个厉害[笑cry]#搞笑# ​​​​
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha this severe [laugh cry] # # funny]


每天分享最搞笑的内容

真搞笑集中营:
    趁女友睡着,给她清一下购物车……#搞笑# ​​​
[Fell asleep while his girlfriend, give her a shopping cart... Funny # #]


♪萌萌哒 ☞坏坏哒

DJ-CC:
    怀孕了?变黑了?憔悴了?长胖了?少妇了?
我不过是用了一个黄色系的滤镜而已
至于吗[微笑] ​​​

[Is pregnant? The black? Haggard? Put on weight? The young woman? < br > I just used a yellow filter only < br > as for? [smiles]]


Party DJ. 工作事宜请私信。

古城钟楼:
    【寅时】铛~铛~铛~ ​​​
[Dang ~ thunk ~ dang YinShi 】 【 ~]


西安钟楼初建于明洪武十七年,当时它位于西大街以北广济街口的迎样观,这一位置正在唐长安城的中轴线上,也是五代、宋、元时长安城的中心。

潮美妆师:
    看完这个,你会发现美白淡斑竟是如此简单! ​​​
[After I read this, you will find the whitening pale spot was so simple! ​​​]


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ibuick:
    tRvgZ ​​​
[tRvgZ]


上的厅堂,下的厨房,写的了代码,修的了波箱,搞得定Mac,泡得了姑娘。另外,屌丝,Android,小米,魅族锤子都是臭傻逼!硬核死忠,反屌丝人士。

吴老发发发:
    觉得自己有毛病,隔壁人家的门口被垃圾顶了三天(说明他们三天没回来),我听见里面有猫昨天叫了,今天声音有些虚弱,我就感觉会不会它的主人死在里面了,觉得很可怜,就从门缝下面给它塞猫粮进去,听见它在吃,又给它想办法弄水从门缝流进去……弄了一地水一塌糊涂…觉得可能可以吃一天了吧,也渴不死, ​​​
[Feel there is something wrong with, to the top of the door by the garbage in the apartment next door for three days, they didnt come back for three days), I heard there is a cat called yesterday, today a bit weak, I feel it would be the owner of the death in it, feel very poor, from the crack of the door below to fill it with cat food, heard it in eating, and give it to find a way to get water flows from under the door in... With the crap storm water all over the floor... Think maybe one day you can eat it, but also thirsty die,]


生而为人,对不起。

热门坊:
    头皮发麻,心里素质太强硬了
tRHgOqg ​ ​​​




怀抱不开花的仙人掌:
    宿舍不熄灯睡前尬一下 tRvdVW ​​​
[The dormitory is not embarrassed about tRvdVW before sleep to go to bed]


What a pity

90后:
    【居家修理小妙招】换灯泡、通水管、修柜子把手…学习一下,可能会用到,转存! tRQsnMf ​​​
[Change the light bulb, home repair small tips 】 【 plumbing, cabinet handle... To learn, may use the ripping! tRQsnMf]


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